143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape
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Is there really a mile-long underwater volcano off the US coast?
There's a mile-long volcano in the ocean off the west coast of the United States, and it's due to blow any day now, and they're just like, don't worry about it. But we should worry about it.
And hey, Josh, did you hear about that billionaire that's building a utopia in the desert somewhere? And guess what? You're not invited. Also, Walmart's involved?
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That was chaos.
Close your eyes. We're going to try to clap at the exact same time. I'm going to count down, and then you just wait, and you clap when it's ready, okay? Close your eyes. If you count, then we'll win. I'm going to say three, two, one, and then that's when the time starts, and you just feel it out.
Oh, do not clap at one.
Don't clap at one. Okay. Just wait. That's when it starts. Three, two, one.
Oh, I smacked the microphone.
I'll do it one more time.
One more time.
Oh, you didn't count down. Okay, I'll count down. Three, two, one.
That was really close. Have you done the word association challenge yet? Not yet. You try to say the same word?
Yeah. Count me and Josh down.
What do we know about the Florida Skunk Ape?
Okay, ready?
Say a random word and then we got to find the right word.
You're trying to like... When I say one, just say any word. Three, two, one. Banana. Okay, banana and pickle. Here we go. Three, two, one. Cucumber. Fruit, cucumber.
Fruit, cucumber. Three, two, one. Pineapple.
Oh, no. Green, pineapple. Green, pineapple. This is it. Your last chance. We can do this as long as you want. Three, two, one. Kiwi. What did you say? A stem. I don't know. We're bad at this game. What I love is how strong you've been coming in with some wild suggestions.
I just got stuck. I think I just got stuck. Yeah. Pineapple. Food. I'm hungry. Guys. Hello.
Hey, elephant in the room. Elephant in the room. The Pope. The Pope's in the room.
Actually, it turns out we couldn't get Pope Leo. He's busy doing something. Second place in the running. Yeah. Pope Theo.
Yeah. Pope Theo? Yeah, that's me. I've been doing appearances.
Yeah.
Because Pope Leo is busy, like you said.
Of course.
So I've been kind of going around and doing things on behalf of him. Were you actually in the running? I was in the running. I took my name out. Why?
When did you take it out?
I took my name out because it just, there were... It's hard to get into all the details, but ultimately, I just thought it was Leo's time.
You know what I'm saying? I mean, what I heard, I don't know a news source is reliable nowadays, but what I heard, you pulled your name out already after they named Leo. They named Leo. They said you were trying to save face or something.
Oh, that doesn't even hardly make any sense.
You're not resentful at all.
No, no, no. I think, did I do my time? Yeah. Like, was I sort of a logical choice? Yes. Did I have a lot of momentum? Yes. All those things, yes. But then they named Leo the winner. And I was like, because I was like, I could be the first American pope. And then they picked Leo, which is cool because he has like the Ninja Turtle connection, right? Which I think a lot of people were talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's huge. And Theo is just kind of like, you know it's like it's cool yeah it's not it doesn't have any sort of ninja turtle ties true and ultimately a lot of it a lot people don't realize how much of the pope decision comes to the ability to connect to a ninja turtle yeah really that's true yeah just either by proxy or or direct name uh association did pope francis have a connection Surely he had to have. Yeah, so Pope Francis.
Yeah, you can... I don't want to get into the Latin, of course. Right. But you had Francis, and then, of course, Raphael. It's come from the same... Oh, Fra. Wow. It's the Latin term Fra, which is the same in both of those words. That's so sick. Raphael and Francis. I never knew that. I'm learning so much already.
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