Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape
23 May 2025
Chapter 1: What is the bizarre plan of the Walmart billionaire?
Chapter 2: Is there really a mile-long underwater volcano off the US coast?
There's a mile-long volcano in the ocean off the west coast of the United States, and it's due to blow any day now, and they're just like, don't worry about it. But we should worry about it.
And hey, Josh, did you hear about that billionaire that's building a utopia in the desert somewhere? And guess what? You're not invited. Also, Walmart's involved?
Florida has its very own Bigfoot, and we have photographic proof. I said that as a statement and a question. I liked it. Okay. Do you want to not just watch on the screen? Do you want to hang out with us? All of us together on a tour across Florida, ninjas and butterflies, and the Bible's funny?
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That was chaos.
Close your eyes. We're going to try to clap at the exact same time. I'm going to count down, and then you just wait, and you clap when it's ready, okay? Close your eyes. If you count, then we'll win. I'm going to say three, two, one, and then that's when the time starts, and you just feel it out.
Oh, do not clap at one.
Don't clap at one. Okay. Just wait. That's when it starts. Three, two, one.
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Chapter 3: What do we know about the Florida Skunk Ape?
Okay, ready?
Say a random word and then we got to find the right word.
You're trying to like... When I say one, just say any word. Three, two, one. Banana. Okay, banana and pickle. Here we go. Three, two, one. Cucumber. Fruit, cucumber.
Fruit, cucumber. Three, two, one. Pineapple.
Oh, no. Green, pineapple. Green, pineapple. This is it. Your last chance. We can do this as long as you want. Three, two, one. Kiwi. What did you say? A stem. I don't know. We're bad at this game. What I love is how strong you've been coming in with some wild suggestions.
I just got stuck. I think I just got stuck. Yeah. Pineapple. Food. I'm hungry. Guys. Hello.
Hey, elephant in the room. Elephant in the room. The Pope. The Pope's in the room.
Actually, it turns out we couldn't get Pope Leo. He's busy doing something. Second place in the running. Yeah. Pope Theo.
Yeah. Pope Theo? Yeah, that's me. I've been doing appearances.
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