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Yeah, we've just kind of... It's one of those things you joke about, but then you wonder when I need to shift this from a joke. Like, am I a human baby? There's not, like, nothing. There's no... Like, of course, it's one of those things I didn't ever care to know. And then you have kids, and you're like, oh, let's compare baby pictures. And they're like... Non-existent.

There's no... What does your mom say about it? Photos of you. I think she just... Well, she was not a picture taker. Mm-hmm. I also have like three years of school at Picture Day. I'm in the same shirt. Wow.

There's no... What does your mom say about it? Photos of you. I think she just... Well, she was not a picture taker. Mm-hmm. I also have like three years of school at Picture Day. I'm in the same shirt. Wow.

There's no... What does your mom say about it? Photos of you. I think she just... Well, she was not a picture taker. Mm-hmm. I also have like three years of school at Picture Day. I'm in the same shirt. Wow.

Yeah. oh that's so funny yeah no baby pictures so i don't you might be a freaking plant dude well i think i i've i've again like the picture you're like at a family gathering you're like what am i like some kind of test tube baby right mom that'd be funny right that'd be wild tell him hit us with that beat oh

Yeah. oh that's so funny yeah no baby pictures so i don't you might be a freaking plant dude well i think i i've i've again like the picture you're like at a family gathering you're like what am i like some kind of test tube baby right mom that'd be funny right that'd be wild tell him hit us with that beat oh

Yeah. oh that's so funny yeah no baby pictures so i don't you might be a freaking plant dude well i think i i've i've again like the picture you're like at a family gathering you're like what am i like some kind of test tube baby right mom that'd be funny right that'd be wild tell him hit us with that beat oh

We're going to start there.

We're going to start there.

We're going to start there.

There's a really good beat underneath that, I promise. This is taking a while, and it's not going to show much. This is a story from your neck of the woods. How do you say it? It's like Myakka?

There's a really good beat underneath that, I promise. This is taking a while, and it's not going to show much. This is a story from your neck of the woods. How do you say it? It's like Myakka?

There's a really good beat underneath that, I promise. This is taking a while, and it's not going to show much. This is a story from your neck of the woods. How do you say it? It's like Myakka?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Which is it? I said two.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Which is it? I said two.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Which is it? I said two.

Yeah. Myakka. Yeah.

Yeah. Myakka. Yeah.

Yeah. Myakka. Yeah.

I've always heard it. Yeah. Okay. This story freaks me out. So this is footage from that area, and this dude was driving down the road. I need to set this up. I didn't set this up at all. There is a cryptid in Tampa, in the woods, just outside of Tampa. It's been seen. It's been photographed. This is video of it. And I'm going to end this story with a photo. You can go ahead and play it.