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Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

And what she reports is, I think there's an escaped orangutan in my yard. Here's the photos. Can you please investigate with, like, I don't know, a zoo somewhere? Like, if anyone's missing one, it's in my yard. Come deal with it. That was her plea. And so she takes these photos. This is the scariest thing I've ever seen. Remember, she's not reporting cryptid. She's reporting orangutan.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

And what she reports is, I think there's an escaped orangutan in my yard. Here's the photos. Can you please investigate with, like, I don't know, a zoo somewhere? Like, if anyone's missing one, it's in my yard. Come deal with it. That was her plea. And so she takes these photos. This is the scariest thing I've ever seen. Remember, she's not reporting cryptid. She's reporting orangutan.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

And what she reports is, I think there's an escaped orangutan in my yard. Here's the photos. Can you please investigate with, like, I don't know, a zoo somewhere? Like, if anyone's missing one, it's in my yard. Come deal with it. That was her plea. And so she takes these photos. This is the scariest thing I've ever seen. Remember, she's not reporting cryptid. She's reporting orangutan.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

What year was this? This photo is from 2000.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

What year was this? This photo is from 2000.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

What year was this? This photo is from 2000.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

I'm so nervous.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

I'm so nervous.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

I'm so nervous.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

My phone is being stupid right now.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

My phone is being stupid right now.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

My phone is being stupid right now.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

Dude, that's so scary. Pop the flash because something was in her yard getting into her apples. And that's the photo she sent in. She's like, oh, my gosh, there is an orangutan in my yard. Come deal with it. Oh, thank you. But the reason I bring up Myakka is because there's been that other encounter where they reported a very similarly described creature. There's other encounters.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

Dude, that's so scary. Pop the flash because something was in her yard getting into her apples. And that's the photo she sent in. She's like, oh, my gosh, there is an orangutan in my yard. Come deal with it. Oh, thank you. But the reason I bring up Myakka is because there's been that other encounter where they reported a very similarly described creature. There's other encounters.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

Dude, that's so scary. Pop the flash because something was in her yard getting into her apples. And that's the photo she sent in. She's like, oh, my gosh, there is an orangutan in my yard. Come deal with it. Oh, thank you. But the reason I bring up Myakka is because there's been that other encounter where they reported a very similarly described creature. There's other encounters.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

I've told one of the stories where people got their truck chased by this creature. But time and time and time again, it's this ape-like creature with stinky fur, reddish or black fur. And then what's most compelling is I was like, OK, well, let me look. The police didn't do anything. That's the end of the story.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

I've told one of the stories where people got their truck chased by this creature. But time and time and time again, it's this ape-like creature with stinky fur, reddish or black fur. And then what's most compelling is I was like, OK, well, let me look. The police didn't do anything. That's the end of the story.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

I've told one of the stories where people got their truck chased by this creature. But time and time and time again, it's this ape-like creature with stinky fur, reddish or black fur. And then what's most compelling is I was like, OK, well, let me look. The police didn't do anything. That's the end of the story.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

But then when I looked up, I did a search trying to find any like in central Florida in general, were any zoos missing any primates? And I couldn't Google and find anything. I use chat GPT to try to find articles. No one reported anything missing in that area anywhere near that time period.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape

But then when I looked up, I did a search trying to find any like in central Florida in general, were any zoos missing any primates? And I couldn't Google and find anything. I use chat GPT to try to find articles. No one reported anything missing in that area anywhere near that time period.