Host Josh Hooper
Appearances
Ninjas Are Butterflies
137 - The Giants of Death Valley, CIA's Ark Cover-up, & Government Lies
Hey everybody, did you know that the CIA is hiding information on where to find Noah's Ark? They know where it's at and they're not telling us!
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Dude, there's stuff you'll be like, oh my gosh, I can't believe I... Misfortune.
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There's back-to-back misfortunes. Where it says, Josh Hooper accidentally punched Lily Hooper in the face. And then it's another one. Right underneath it. So there's two separate occasions.
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No. No. No, he didn't. Man. Rooster scratched Josh Hooper and he wants to kill it.
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Josh Hooper has a slight lisp because his tongue is swollen.
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It's so funny seeing it all back to back. There's one. I mean, it's huge, though. This one says Josh Hooper had to drive Lily's car because a few days ago there was a giant tree spider in Lily's car and they weren't sure it left the car.
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That's what Andrew does whenever he's on editing the podcast. Just Jimmy Neutron.
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And he would just... Make something up. I mean, no, this is real.
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Anyways amazing Well maybe we'll upload those two will definitely upload to patreon, but maybe we'll put them on the discord soon Yeah, it's hilarious speaking of Corey lens He just sent me a video over the weekend because he was on a cruise and he's like dude. I'm on a cruise right now And he's in just like this ballroom. There's entertainment going on.
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He zooms in and the back is just our ninjas of butterflies t-shirt. The butterfly robot versus machine. Man versus machine.
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He's living the life, dude.
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Oh my gosh.
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Isn't that nuts?
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Yeah. It makes you wonder why it got picked up and pushed so much.
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What wedding did you go to? The royal wedding?
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My cousin Griffin and Celia. Celia.
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like the spiritual implications of it and he's like it all got cut out of the show oh bummer yeah he's like he's like i understand though it's her show and that those aren't her beliefs but no it's great yeah so they can yeah i mean there's obviously they bring in experts and people like that or people have experiences just to tell a certain their narrative yeah that i mean whether it's good or bad you know but that's awesome they can just dive into it i saw a couple reels from it
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It was very fun. What was the theme? You guys looked great. Thanks. Did you have the kids with you that day? We did.
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Oh, that's sweet. The first time?
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That's sweet.
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yeah do you have his existence but like consciousness like do you have is there like a level of spiritual dimension that you're in i don't know that's so strange to think about the shared the idea of shared consciousness is a wild idea i can't it's been messing with me since since that whole conversation happened i think between it was joe rogan and kai dickens the lady that did
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She couldn't walk yet.
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If you can't walk, you ain't a flower girl. I'll say it here. I'll say it now.
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Yeah. And how would you study that? Because they're going to try. They obviously are trying. Yeah. There's got to be... I mean, we're doing all this AI quantum computer teleportation stuff.
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Did she get nervous at all?
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And that's where I think a lot of it, I mean, with Christians, it's hard to, I think there's sometimes there's a soft line between Holy Spirit conviction and consciousness and stuff like that.
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But, I mean, you choose to do, we've seen that in human nature where we choose to ignore that consciousness over time. It dries up.
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That's awesome, because usually it goes the opposite way.
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And we talk about not quenching the Holy Spirit. Yeah. And so when we get those nudges from the Holy Spirit to go do something to get out of our comfort zone, we know it's from God, then it's like if we say no to that over time,
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No man is good. No, not one. You've always been bad. Sorry. Evil.
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Oh, you had to walk her down?
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That's so funny.
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Yeah, then I saw a side-by-side of, like, somebody, like, giving a bunch of tribes, like, bottles and stuff like that to try to open it. But then, yeah, you see octopus, like, just go up to a jar and literally just open it, like, without ever seeing one in its life before. It just knows how to do it.
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Dude, why didn't you do it? I asked. You didn't want to do it. No, I didn't want to do it. Can we be one fans? The only way we'll go to their wedding is if we're the flower girls. That would be fun.
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Now, the reason why the guy got arrested, now, like, is it just simply germ stuff, right? Yeah, it's illegal to go there. Got it.
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Just the implications of who gets it, what if it does kill somebody, the panic that comes through. There's a million scenarios that this thing could just... You're just dropping off as a joke or trying to help them, but you literally could be throwing off a whole culture at that point. One of these people live in peace.
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Yeah. That's what I love when that St. Augustine tour guide gave us that. He's like, just imagine. Because they were probably wearing their plated armor and stuff. Yeah. This is alien. This is crazy. They probably thought their lives were ending. Yeah.
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And we just show up and we leave. We're going to grab some food, but we're busy, so we can't hang out the whole time.
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I was going to look up Governor Ratcliffe. Dude, did you hear how he died? The bad guy in Pocahontas? The big purple guy? Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. I'm going to look it up real quick because it was wild. Governor Radcliffe.
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tortured to death by the Pamunkey Native American Americans. Probably deserved it. I saw some breakdowns of how he was tortured and I was like, oh my goodness.
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Let's just say you can survive a lot longer than you think without skin.
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So that's what I'm saying. We'll just start the after party. As soon as we're done down the aisle, you'll just hear us jamming in the back.
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I saw it. It's just a concept, right?
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Dude, imagine how cool this will be.
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Oh, man, dude. What is that going to do to the roads, though? I don't know.
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Well, we're going.
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Yeah.
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Hate it.
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It's 100% the Boston Dynamics dog.
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I just sent a video of it. It's wild. Like, it's crazy that they're already putting them in production like this, like, for entertainment purposes.
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That's awesome. And I literally, when I saw it, I was like, how'd they get a person in there? Yeah. Like there's no way. That's so cool.
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Imagine having those walk around Disney or something. And like you just have characters walking around like they're trained, like they have a path or something. You're not allowed to touch them, but that would be incredible.
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We just have to be fully prepared to kill Pixar characters. Speaking of animals, though, should we get universal passes? I'm thinking about it next year. It looks dope. Now that they've got everything open, the villains era and the monsters thing. I think next year we've. Yeah, let's.
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The new Universal looks dope.
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That is crazy. Like, literally, it's a seatbelt for your brain.
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Dude, I saw this picture. I couldn't understand what it was. Wow.
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Prevent it from getting concussions when it's pecking. That is wild. Isn't that crazy? So it pulls in for when it goes through, and then it extends to reach in. Yeah.
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Are you kidding me? That's wild. Yeah. I mean, literally.
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That is so fun.
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Just say thank you for sharing.
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You can do a ton of our music.
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It's going to be great. We got onesies. We got kid t-shirts. And we got a ton of other Sunday Cool Swag that we're not even showing you right now. Go check it out. SundayCoolSwag.com.
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I don't know. I saw a guy playing the saxophone, which I'm a sucker for. This guy had probably a two-minute solo, and it was incredible. Just a dude. Gotta love the saxophone. It's good. I love it. Yeah. I'll play it if you keep making fun of it.
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Okay. I'm going to play it.
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It's like Angela from The Office. She's like, just play the right notes. I saw that video. You remember that video of the guys hearing jazz for the first time? And it's like they're playing jazz and he pans to the crowd and there's this guy just going. Yeah. The whole time.
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I realize there was a day last year where all I did was listen to really sad Miles Davis trumpet music. And it's just him playing the trumpet by himself, and it's really sad.
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I think so. For a day, though. It wasn't bad. I don't know what you call that, daily depression? Yeah. Yeah.
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Sneaky news! Sneaky again, I like that.
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A little tongue twisted.
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Love.
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Oh, my goodness. Just blink and then have polarized lenses?
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That's the future for sure.
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Could you imagine? You're just walking around outside and you just, like, see this.
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mom and dad going through it and then you're able to just be like hey have a good day guys and then just like or you have to like touch or do you have to like I figured that you'd probably have to hold the baby I don't want to stare and it works that would be crazy yeah you just have like some kind of soothing energy you're like the Santa Claus for babies okay I think there's value in that like you could sell that yeah
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Yeah, I'd probably do that. That's probably the best idea. I mean, I would feel selfish to not.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's talking about it.
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Everyone says it.
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So this is just your fear.
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This is just your fear. Like something you want to happen in your life.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Do you like the idea of the polarized lenses?
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Is it a tough balance for you?
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Do I still have to pee?
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Oh, that. For sure. Because a lot of times I just eat because I'm always hungry. And if I was just never hungry, I could just literally just make it a treat. Like a reward. At the end of the day.
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What would you do with the extra four hours a day? Dude, I... If you never had to pee. So much.
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You have set up that precedent where it's like, we don't question it. So are there times where you're just like, I just need a break?
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She's the best.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. That's so fun, dude. What a vibe.
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Yep. Literally a spark of life. A spark of life.
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That used to be, like, it literally just happened happenstance, dude.
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When I saw the screenshot at the beginning of it, I thought it was a rocket launch. It looks just like a rocket launch.
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Did you dance with your bride? I did. Hey.
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So what's different in that?
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Hey, put it in your bow. Put it in your bow. Thanks. What was your guys' wedding song? First dance?
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So you're going against it.
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You know, Orlando has that thing that they're shooting up in space for. It's like a tourism thing.
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It's like literally a... I know the guy who's... I mean, it's Cameron, Brooke's husband. He did the fiberglass and all the interior stuff for the actual project. But it's some type of tourism thing where it's a little capsule. They shoot up and then they bring you down. But you're literally going out.
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That's right. That's a classic. A video game. Just a little bit closer. And you guys picked that because of The Quiet Place. Yep.
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Yeah, it's crazy high. I don't know how that's going to work.
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I think the girls asked that. I was like, that's pretty impressive. They know his name.
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They don't know Elon Musk is?
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Okay.
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Yeah, it feels weird, right?
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Yeah, do you have any idea what it feels like to go tell the people you work with, your coworkers, like, dude, Joe Rogan's now following us. And they're like, cool, who's that?
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If you live in Florida and don't know what SpaceX, that's your own fault.
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You talk about yourself in the third person to him? I'm real good friends with Andrew.
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That is so sci-fi, dark fantasy. Is that scary looking?
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It's just like... I mean, it looks like Sauron a little bit, right? Yeah, literally. Star Trek?
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Look at this photo I'm sending. This is a camouflage by Lockheed that they used back in the day.
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Isn't this wild? Yeah, this was during World War II, right? It's like one of those, it's like some type of camouflage. I don't know, like a sheet because the sun comes through, obviously. Yeah, they put it over an entire supermarket.
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Why does that feel kind of cozy? I mean, it probably feels great being in the shade all the time. Yeah. I'm just going to put a big shade in front of the sun.
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I don't know. I bet there were some kids that tried.
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No way. Yeah. Now, wasn't it discovered or something last year?
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Yep, and it's 10 a.m. on a Monday, and we were totally prepared because we're not ill-prepared this week, are we, fellas?
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That's awesome.
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That's seriously nuts.
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That's interesting to think about. I mean, it would make sense. Golly.
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Probably. There's a coyote that had a weird idea one day.
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I was trying to think of a joke or something small.
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Cory Booker. Yeah, the filibuster. 24 hours?
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What in the world are we doing? Like, what are you talking about? As a society, what is a filibuster? I remember, I just know you have to talk for a long time. I don't know why.
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Yeah.
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He's like, we got that out of the way. I thought it was really funny. That's what are they doing? Like, I mean, as a society, it doesn't like, I, I get it. It's a hard thing to do to talk and stand up front for 25. But what are we doing? I don't know. What is, what is the actual, what did we accomplish by doing that? It was a... A protest.
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At one point it probably had to, and he was probably just going down a list and like, what else can I talk about?
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Now, what's the main thing besides the Trump? Is it the tariffs? I guess so.
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Okay. We've heard your request. Go. Go.
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You're holding out for a good cause.
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Yeah. I haven't seen a good cause yet.
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I just miss crafts.
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Bottom line, I just want to have crafts our time.
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But then, like, 15 years ago, it was the greatest thing that you could do is get an electric vehicle.
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Everyone's just mad, dude.
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Smithsonian. Let's start a protest. Yeah.
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You hear they're opening up a Christmas spirit? Really? Like a Halloween spirit? Like spirit Halloween, they're doing a spirit Christmas. Which is, yeah, just keep the thing going. Just keep the rent in the building longer.
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Dude, you see Hooters Restaurant has become a family restaurant now?
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It's in the news. Has it not always been? I'm going to go. We're going to have a protest. That's what we're going to be seeing because Florida's big on that because that's where it came from in Gainesville or something. You watch all the protests. That's what Florida gets mad about. That's hilarious.
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We're calling it owls now. They're just doing it equal. So they're going to bring guys in too. Equal rights.
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Okay.
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Yeah. That's insane.
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Okay, 1930s. That's when they found it.
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Dude, tell me about it.
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Are you serious? Oh, he just went on vacation and never told us?
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One million square miles?
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Dude, it was so easy to erase people back then.
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Yeah, because if... That's what I'm saying. If everyone believed in what the Bible was telling us is true, the government would have no power over us.
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Because you just... Yeah, we'd pay you, but we're not... we're not falling into this trap that you're doing. We're not going to become materialistic. We're not going to do these things. And that's exactly what they don't want. And so it's just, but yeah, I mean, also they want to control the narrative. They want us to seem, you know, they're trying to give us pride and all these things.
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Like there's so much dirty history that we have no idea about. Yeah. I love America. I'm an American, but golly, have we messed up a ton and lied to our people like crazy for years. Yeah. Like literally just there's stuff just written out, man.
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Yeah. I mean, who knows after the, you know, when they finally go back Lee Tepe before they buried it, who knows if it was ever, you know, people look at these ancient writings or, and learn how to call or contact these people.
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What'd you get arrested for? Intend to shovel.
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That's true. Yes. I can't believe we talked about this a while ago. I can't believe that. That's insane. That's criminal.
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It's so fake, we had to get it out there. We can't let the public be deceived.
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It's crazy.
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And they had to put a cap on it real quick. Yep.
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Yeah.
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Big white guano.
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Get some water. Oh, he's dying. That hurt my throat. Hey, he's dying over here.
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Different people at different times finding the exact same stuff.
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It's a little like March madness, March sadness, and there was a bunch of basketball puns. We literally wrote it while you're on your way. He's like, we have 10 minutes. And we're like, oh, let me stall her. Let's stop at a gas station.
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It was so good. That's cool. I remember Troy, the beginning of Troy was always a cool scene too. That was fun. Wait a second. Oh, no, no, no. When he just starts. Yeah. Right behind his back and then just stands there. Oh, that's so cool.
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It's the most secure place on the planet.
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There's that weird... It's totally real, dude. It's totally real.
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Yeah, crazy stuff. And then Delilah shows up. Hey there, Delilah. Man, I'm really tired after this episode, Josh.
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What is this? Magic mind? Ha ha ha! It's been a while. It's been a while. Magic Mind, we're glad for you to be back. Listen, everybody, you get mental performance shot right here in this little tiny Magic Mind little bottle. It's so cute. Subtly sweet. Sharper mind, lower stress, and clean and calm energy, baby. Woo!
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It didn't work. You need to rush. Hurry. Quick. Go to the gas station now.
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Absolutely. We started this pod at 10 a.m. and I'm going to be rock and rolling for the day because of Magic Mind.
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It's the brother or sister of Ninjas Are Butterflies. And you get a ton of free conversation with that Patreon subscription. I don't know what I'm saying. Discount codes on our brand new merch. Behind the scenes content. It's going to be great. So go to patreon.com.
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We'll let them know.
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Yes, and they're lovely. Absolutely lovely. I can't wait. The other one, the long sleeve that I showed you over the weekend. Yeah. It's pretty good. You guys are going to love it.
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We should go on tour. We should? Yeah. When people say we should drop a record of our music, are they talking about what we have on Spotify or are they thinking like an actual record? I don't know.
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Yeah, Spotify, Apple, everywhere. It's even on YouTube.
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Yeah, because then you're just going to listen to this. Yeah.
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Almost forgot about it.
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Let's see where I am.
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Let's talk about the stock market, guys.
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How are you?
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But you see how it did take her 30 seconds to even ask us. How are you?
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Attitude. I'm not the one asking, Lil. It's our fans asking. Yeah, so they're just asking you a simple question. How are you?
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Doesn't seem like you're great. Seems like you're getting annoyed. Are you annoyed with our fans?
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That did not seem genuine. I'm no body language expert.
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That's a lot of aggressive.
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It's the messenger. You don't shoot the messenger.
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I think she's hiding something.
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I feel like I can't trust a friend anymore.
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That's obvious, Josh. Yeah, I tell you all the time. I just want to teach you. Yeah, I know you do. I want to sit you down. I want to explain it to you. I can do it. I can break it down. I can break it down for you.
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What is that? Is that what it is? Pow.
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Are you saying pow?
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Pow. Pow.
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I'm talking about Catalina later. Ooh. Santa Catalina.
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What?
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Oh, snap. Wait, what is this? Okay, this is wild. This is absolutely crazy. So when I say the words, the Hooper curse, what do you think of?
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The Hooper curse. As far as ninjas or butterflies is concerned, when we refer to this as the Hooper curse, what is that?
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Specifically your family.
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79. I said, listen, I think it would be great if someone could just go back through Ninjas of Butterfly's history and record. And so we could have a timeline. No way.
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Of the Hooper curse.
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So Abigail Banks. Banks? Bankus. Bankus.
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She's on Patreon. She's great. We're sending her a ton of merch for this.
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You gotta look at it and you're like, holy moly, you guys have dodged a lot of bullets.