Ninjas Are Butterflies
137 - The Giants of Death Valley, CIA's Ark Cover-up, & Government Lies
11 Apr 2025
Chapter 1: What are the government conspiracies about Noah's Ark and Death Valley giants?
Hey everybody, did you know that the CIA is hiding information on where to find Noah's Ark? They know where it's at and they're not telling us!
And did you know that there's an ancient underground city located in Death Valley where there's hundreds and hundreds of mummified giants that are hidden from us?
And did you know that the Smithsonian is being sneaky again?
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Sneaky news! Sneaky again, I like that.
Test, test, test, test, test. Got it. Boom, boom, boom.
So Doge is down. So it's so down.
Dude, tell me about it.
I've been looking at the Doge all week and I said, well, that's supposed to be up at the moon. It's not even at the moon.
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Chapter 2: What happened at the recent wedding and who were the flower girls?
Yeah. I think it would be sick to, like, release a limited edition, like, actual vinyl press and put out, like, three to five songs.
That would be fun. Yeah. All right, we'll plan for that. Get it done next week?
Bet. Yeah. I work great on a deadline.
Speaking of deadline, back to it, baby. Oh, no. We got a question. Oh. Oh.
Almost forgot about it.
I'm actually really excited about this question.
Great.
Yeah. Any reason why? I just think it's appropriate for today. I love it. For the past 136 episodes.
That's so many.
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Chapter 3: What is the Hooper Curse and how did a fan document it?
I'm very excited about that one. Yes, sir. All right, guys. We love you. Bye-bye.
See you later. Mwah. Mwah. Yeah. Mwah. Yes, queen. What you're about to see may disturb you.
If any of you know what these multi-decade UAP losses are. Bottlenose. There's a massive police response. Oh, the dolphin thing.
Dolphin style attack!
let's do let's do one where we like look back and up at something huge oh yeah oh yeah
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