Howard Stern

So she says to me, throw it in the ocean. That's beautiful. Imagine my father's eye watching that.

So she says to me, throw it in the ocean. That's beautiful. Imagine my father's eye watching that.

So she says to me, throw it in the ocean. That's beautiful. Imagine my father's eye watching that.

He loved the ocean. So what did you do with the eye is my question. What did you do? Well, I got it sitting in a box. Yeah, of course you do. You're not tossing it in the fucking ocean.

He loved the ocean. So what did you do with the eye is my question. What did you do? Well, I got it sitting in a box. Yeah, of course you do. You're not tossing it in the fucking ocean.

He loved the ocean. So what did you do with the eye is my question. What did you do? Well, I got it sitting in a box. Yeah, of course you do. You're not tossing it in the fucking ocean.

That's it. This show has to be canceled. They're ridiculous. That is very offensive.

That's it. This show has to be canceled. They're ridiculous. That is very offensive.

That's it. This show has to be canceled. They're ridiculous. That is very offensive.

Did you famously say that? When I was a little kid, I was five years old, there was a kid on my block, five-year-old kid, came up to me and said, my parents told me your father has a glass eye. I was so freaked out. We got into a fist fight. It's probably the only fight I ever won. I beat him up. It was crazy. But I could never ask. My father wasn't approachable like that.

Did you famously say that? When I was a little kid, I was five years old, there was a kid on my block, five-year-old kid, came up to me and said, my parents told me your father has a glass eye. I was so freaked out. We got into a fist fight. It's probably the only fight I ever won. I beat him up. It was crazy. But I could never ask. My father wasn't approachable like that.

Did you famously say that? When I was a little kid, I was five years old, there was a kid on my block, five-year-old kid, came up to me and said, my parents told me your father has a glass eye. I was so freaked out. We got into a fist fight. It's probably the only fight I ever won. I beat him up. It was crazy. But I could never ask. My father wasn't approachable like that.

That's why it was so much mystery. Did you ever get the story? Yes, I did. It was a crazy story. You don't have to share it. What happened was I was so curious about the eye and everything, about my father, because I didn't know him, I would sneak into his room and they would leave the house, which was infrequent. Nobody ever left my house. And you would, you know, so...

That's why it was so much mystery. Did you ever get the story? Yes, I did. It was a crazy story. You don't have to share it. What happened was I was so curious about the eye and everything, about my father, because I didn't know him, I would sneak into his room and they would leave the house, which was infrequent. Nobody ever left my house. And you would, you know, so...

That's why it was so much mystery. Did you ever get the story? Yes, I did. It was a crazy story. You don't have to share it. What happened was I was so curious about the eye and everything, about my father, because I didn't know him, I would sneak into his room and they would leave the house, which was infrequent. Nobody ever left my house. And you would, you know, so...

My father kept his eye with his porno. Wait, what? My father had porno, you know, like he had some erotic books and things. If you met my mother, she's not exactly putting up. My mother once said to me, you know, I prefer to be celibate, but your father has knees. I go, really? That's gross.

My father kept his eye with his porno. Wait, what? My father had porno, you know, like he had some erotic books and things. If you met my mother, she's not exactly putting up. My mother once said to me, you know, I prefer to be celibate, but your father has knees. I go, really? That's gross.

My father kept his eye with his porno. Wait, what? My father had porno, you know, like he had some erotic books and things. If you met my mother, she's not exactly putting up. My mother once said to me, you know, I prefer to be celibate, but your father has knees. I go, really? That's gross.

It was books, no movies, no tapes. It was books back then, and the books were wacky, but the eye was staring at me. I wanted to read the erotic books, so I was all freaked out about it, the eye.

It was books, no movies, no tapes. It was books back then, and the books were wacky, but the eye was staring at me. I wanted to read the erotic books, so I was all freaked out about it, the eye.