Howard Stern

It was books, no movies, no tapes. It was books back then, and the books were wacky, but the eye was staring at me. I wanted to read the erotic books, so I was all freaked out about it, the eye.

I don't know what went on, but in all seriousness, I finally talked to my mother about it. She wouldn't tell me, but I broke her down, and it was a terrible accident when my father was young. He put some film in a bottle, and the bottle exploded. He lit it. and it exploded in his eye when he was a little kid. Oh, wow.

I don't know what went on, but in all seriousness, I finally talked to my mother about it. She wouldn't tell me, but I broke her down, and it was a terrible accident when my father was young. He put some film in a bottle, and the bottle exploded. He lit it. and it exploded in his eye when he was a little kid. Oh, wow.

I don't know what went on, but in all seriousness, I finally talked to my mother about it. She wouldn't tell me, but I broke her down, and it was a terrible accident when my father was young. He put some film in a bottle, and the bottle exploded. He lit it. and it exploded in his eye when he was a little kid. Oh, wow.

Yeah, so, and my father had a fabulous attitude about his eye in the sense that he, I didn't see any evidence that he saw himself as handicapped, you know, he did his thing.

Yeah, so, and my father had a fabulous attitude about his eye in the sense that he, I didn't see any evidence that he saw himself as handicapped, you know, he did his thing.

Yeah, so, and my father had a fabulous attitude about his eye in the sense that he, I didn't see any evidence that he saw himself as handicapped, you know, he did his thing.

I think it was a big pain, you know, for him in his life. Seriously, a seriously big pain, you know.

I think it was a big pain, you know, for him in his life. Seriously, a seriously big pain, you know.

I think it was a big pain, you know, for him in his life. Seriously, a seriously big pain, you know.

I'll give you an exclusive. And this is the most boring answer ever. It was actually a bad question because I loved it. I don't have anything to bitch about.

I'll give you an exclusive. And this is the most boring answer ever. It was actually a bad question because I loved it. I don't have anything to bitch about.

I'll give you an exclusive. And this is the most boring answer ever. It was actually a bad question because I loved it. I don't have anything to bitch about.

I don't like to travel. I'm perfectly happy sitting at home. And if I want to see Italy, I'll go on the internet and look at pictures.

I don't like to travel. I'm perfectly happy sitting at home. And if I want to see Italy, I'll go on the internet and look at pictures.

I don't like to travel. I'm perfectly happy sitting at home. And if I want to see Italy, I'll go on the internet and look at pictures.

No. I had said, you know, my wife wanted to travel, and I wanted to be a human being. I mean, I can't be in a marriage, and if my wife wants to travel, I can't say, well, go ahead.

No. I had said, you know, my wife wanted to travel, and I wanted to be a human being. I mean, I can't be in a marriage, and if my wife wants to travel, I can't say, well, go ahead.

No. I had said, you know, my wife wanted to travel, and I wanted to be a human being. I mean, I can't be in a marriage, and if my wife wants to travel, I can't say, well, go ahead.

So you go, and we ended up having a very romantic time, honey, right? Romantic. Romance was in the air. romance happened, and... Barely confirming that last night. Poor woman. Imagine, you know, think about it.