Howard Stern

So you go, and we ended up having a very romantic time, honey, right? Romantic. Romance was in the air. romance happened, and... Barely confirming that last night. Poor woman. Imagine, you know, think about it.

So you go, and we ended up having a very romantic time, honey, right? Romantic. Romance was in the air. romance happened, and... Barely confirming that last night. Poor woman. Imagine, you know, think about it.

Imagine, you know, imagine me crawling on top of you in Florence. I mean... Okay. It's like a praying mantis attacking you. So I felt for the woman. I did. But she's a good sport. She took it like a champ. Jesus Christ. I felt horrible. I felt horrible. But, honey, it wasn't so bad, right? It was over quick. You're the king of the insects. You're like, whoo. Yeah, yeah. It's like, ooh.

Imagine, you know, imagine me crawling on top of you in Florence. I mean... Okay. It's like a praying mantis attacking you. So I felt for the woman. I did. But she's a good sport. She took it like a champ. Jesus Christ. I felt horrible. I felt horrible. But, honey, it wasn't so bad, right? It was over quick. You're the king of the insects. You're like, whoo. Yeah, yeah. It's like, ooh.

Imagine, you know, imagine me crawling on top of you in Florence. I mean... Okay. It's like a praying mantis attacking you. So I felt for the woman. I did. But she's a good sport. She took it like a champ. Jesus Christ. I felt horrible. I felt horrible. But, honey, it wasn't so bad, right? It was over quick. You're the king of the insects. You're like, whoo. Yeah, yeah. It's like, ooh.

Like the fly, brindle fly, you know.

Like the fly, brindle fly, you know.

Like the fly, brindle fly, you know.

What's the one you regret the most? Well, because I was an asshole many times. When I was on regular radio, terrestrial radio, whatever you want to call it, I didn't have the faith that if I did an interview that my audience would hold. We had something like a 10 share, a number one in New York.

What's the one you regret the most? Well, because I was an asshole many times. When I was on regular radio, terrestrial radio, whatever you want to call it, I didn't have the faith that if I did an interview that my audience would hold. We had something like a 10 share, a number one in New York.

What's the one you regret the most? Well, because I was an asshole many times. When I was on regular radio, terrestrial radio, whatever you want to call it, I didn't have the faith that if I did an interview that my audience would hold. We had something like a 10 share, a number one in New York.

And I thought, well, if someone comes on the air and they're talking, I could hear the radios clicking off. That the only thing that might be compelling is if, you know, I was doing my thing.

And I thought, well, if someone comes on the air and they're talking, I could hear the radios clicking off. That the only thing that might be compelling is if, you know, I was doing my thing.

And I thought, well, if someone comes on the air and they're talking, I could hear the radios clicking off. That the only thing that might be compelling is if, you know, I was doing my thing.

Which means I was not trusting of other people that other people might have talent. So there were people, and I've written about this, The fabulous, most wonderful Robin Williams, for example, came on my show. And I just was ridiculously insulting. And why? Because I was trying to be funny. Robin Williams is way funnier than I am. Let him be funny.

Which means I was not trusting of other people that other people might have talent. So there were people, and I've written about this, The fabulous, most wonderful Robin Williams, for example, came on my show. And I just was ridiculously insulting. And why? Because I was trying to be funny. Robin Williams is way funnier than I am. Let him be funny.

Which means I was not trusting of other people that other people might have talent. So there were people, and I've written about this, The fabulous, most wonderful Robin Williams, for example, came on my show. And I just was ridiculously insulting. And why? Because I was trying to be funny. Robin Williams is way funnier than I am. Let him be funny.

But being the insecure child that I was, and somehow having some connection with an audience where I was intuitive and thinking I could hear when they're turning off the radios, if somebody gave a long answer or wasn't moving fast enough, the rhythm wasn't right, I could hear the radios clicking off. And so I really had no business having guests on.

But being the insecure child that I was, and somehow having some connection with an audience where I was intuitive and thinking I could hear when they're turning off the radios, if somebody gave a long answer or wasn't moving fast enough, the rhythm wasn't right, I could hear the radios clicking off. And so I really had no business having guests on.

But being the insecure child that I was, and somehow having some connection with an audience where I was intuitive and thinking I could hear when they're turning off the radios, if somebody gave a long answer or wasn't moving fast enough, the rhythm wasn't right, I could hear the radios clicking off. And so I really had no business having guests on.