Hugh van Kylenburg

I can't get it done in a weekend with a girl.

How am I going to get it done in half an hour?

But for whatever reason, this young woman who worked at the brothel was so professional, she said, don't worry, I've got this, this happens.

I'm like, okay.

And...

I was lying down.

I don't know if we're getting graphic here, but I'll keep going.

I was lying down and she was on top.

And before I had a chance to, like, choke, if you know what I mean, or to fail, it was already happening.

So, oh, my God, she got me across the bridge without me realising.

And I'm like, oh, God, it's happening.

Oh, really?

You know, the amazing thing is that was my first time ever.

And then it was like, all right, well, it's happening, but now I have to, like, finish, if you know what I mean.

So I'm thinking, oh, God, now the priest is telling me to finish, which is not normally for a young man a problem, if you know what I mean.

Generally it's the opposite.

There's a lot going on in your head.

Generally it's the opposite.

But then, yes, we did –

a number of positions.