Hunter Elliott

You know, what are we talking about?

You know, I'm going to carry my pocket knife.

No, I'm kidding.

Black bear will fuck you up.

But a brown bear or a fucking Kodiak.

Kodiak, yeah.

You know, they will fucking...

When they're done eating you, they get on your phone, and they find out where your relatives live, and they go to their fucking house, and they're going to eat six to eight of your relatives.

I'm going to tell you this.

My bias is going to show, and my thud is going to hang out, and I'm okay with that.

I would probably run a Colt Kodiak with a four and a quarter inch barrel in .44 Magnum.

And I was stoked that motherfucker with the hottest shit I could find.

Here's the thing I tell people.

If you're semi-automatic, it has a fucking malfunction or misfeed.

Worst case scenario, strip the mag out, rack, rack, rack, new mag, and get on with it.

You could clear that malfunction with your dick beaters.

If you're a revolver, now, it is less likely to malfunction.

True.

However, when it does, you're getting the tool bag out.

Yeah.