Ian Crossland

I think it's possible to go.

There's two ladders.

They say very dramatic.

It's certainly possible to get out of the friend zone.

So it's actually really simple, right?

So if you're a dude and you have a group of dude friends and there's like a group of girls and then one girl friend zones you, you need to find the strongest guy and beat him up to assert your dominance.

Physically dominated.

And then while he's on the ground, you go...

And then all the girls are going to go.

I'll tell you guys a funny story.

When I was a teenager, we were at a skate park and one of the dudes was like, hey, I invited this girl to come hang out.

And she's like, so just just you guys, like, don't be weird or anything.

And then we were like, oh, yeah, sure, whatever.

And so then I went to the other guys and I was like, hey, when she shows up, no matter what trick he does, we got to act like it's the craziest thing we've ever seen.

And so he was a pretty good skater, but he wasn't, like, the best.

And so he, like, he drops into the mini ramp, and then he does, like, a board slide.

It's very basic.

And we're going, oh!

And then we're, like, she's next to us, and we're going, he's so good, dude.

He's, like, the best.