Ian Edwards
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KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
He said that with such conviction, I could smell, I could smell shit in the air.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
For what it's worth, I thought you were giving me an alley-oop.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
And they say never meet your heroes.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
So how do you go from strictly dudes straight to fucking a pair of tits?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Because that's just as straight as it gets.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Again, I was just reminded, you're gay as fuck.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Nobody pictures that when they're fucking tits.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
To be with a woman, just to be like, all right, how do I make a dude's ass out of this?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
What parts do I have to smush together?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Can you make your armpit make a fart noise and then I'll fuck it?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Because that's kind of like a dude's ass a little bit.