Ian Edwards
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Why hang out with somebody that's going to just want to yap your ear off?
When you could sit there on your phone, get some work done while just fucking enjoying a soft cock blowjob.
In Orlando, Florida, the sun's shining, you're just getting your fucking dick sucked, barely able to enjoy it.
In my parents' house, too.
Wow on copious amounts of drugs.
No, no, it's just for here.
Nobody ever hears that this is a live show, and then it disappears.
We got to get you a different wig next time.
Let's keep talking about the... How do you... Is there a section on Grindr where the dude says, I like Coke or I got Coke?
I just roll the dice, basically.
So where were we going here?
You knew you hit bottom when you were getting your dick sucked.