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Ian Fidance

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1152 total appearances

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SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

I should be like a welder. I should have a family. I don't know what I'm doing. 15 years of this and I'm playing trucks?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

This is like October 2021. Nothing was going on. We drove down to D.C., did this gig. It was great. You know, it's like, what can you do? It was like we were doing the best we could with what we had.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

This is like October 2021. Nothing was going on. We drove down to D.C., did this gig. It was great. You know, it's like, what can you do? It was like we were doing the best we could with what we had.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

This is like October 2021. Nothing was going on. We drove down to D.C., did this gig. It was great. You know, it's like, what can you do? It was like we were doing the best we could with what we had.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Let's go.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Let's go.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Let's go.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Hilarious. Republicans are trans because they try to identify as people. Um... I mean, that's funny, but I mean, do you want me to be like jokey or serious? You already made a joke. Well, then let's move on. The logistics of trying to prove if you're a Republican or not going to the bathroom. I mean, it's impossible. But I get it. Yes.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Hilarious. Republicans are trans because they try to identify as people. Um... I mean, that's funny, but I mean, do you want me to be like jokey or serious? You already made a joke. Well, then let's move on. The logistics of trying to prove if you're a Republican or not going to the bathroom. I mean, it's impossible. But I get it. Yes.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Hilarious. Republicans are trans because they try to identify as people. Um... I mean, that's funny, but I mean, do you want me to be like jokey or serious? You already made a joke. Well, then let's move on. The logistics of trying to prove if you're a Republican or not going to the bathroom. I mean, it's impossible. But I get it. Yes.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Yeah, I mean, the majority of old Republicans are probably on dick pills, so it's like, you're already doing gender-affirming care. Why don't you just allow it, you cantankerous prick?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Yeah, I mean, the majority of old Republicans are probably on dick pills, so it's like, you're already doing gender-affirming care. Why don't you just allow it, you cantankerous prick?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Yeah, I mean, the majority of old Republicans are probably on dick pills, so it's like, you're already doing gender-affirming care. Why don't you just allow it, you cantankerous prick?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Dude, here's the thing about group chats. I get so excited to be in them. And then I end up taking it too far and I kill the chat. And then I'm going, did I ruin it? Did I ruin it? And it just turns into the thing I have in my head where I'm like, no one's talking to you because they don't like you. And then it's like, oh, no, here's proof.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Dude, here's the thing about group chats. I get so excited to be in them. And then I end up taking it too far and I kill the chat. And then I'm going, did I ruin it? Did I ruin it? And it just turns into the thing I have in my head where I'm like, no one's talking to you because they don't like you. And then it's like, oh, no, here's proof.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Dude, here's the thing about group chats. I get so excited to be in them. And then I end up taking it too far and I kill the chat. And then I'm going, did I ruin it? Did I ruin it? And it just turns into the thing I have in my head where I'm like, no one's talking to you because they don't like you. And then it's like, oh, no, here's proof.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Well, because I don't respond a lot. And then when I do, I'm catching up on a bunch of stuff. So I'm bringing it back to a conversation from yesterday. And then I'll go off in my head like, oh, this is funny. And then everyone's like, all right, man, we've moved on. Can you keep up with us? And I'm like, oh, sorry. I was in my depression.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Well, because I don't respond a lot. And then when I do, I'm catching up on a bunch of stuff. So I'm bringing it back to a conversation from yesterday. And then I'll go off in my head like, oh, this is funny. And then everyone's like, all right, man, we've moved on. Can you keep up with us? And I'm like, oh, sorry. I was in my depression.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Well, because I don't respond a lot. And then when I do, I'm catching up on a bunch of stuff. So I'm bringing it back to a conversation from yesterday. And then I'll go off in my head like, oh, this is funny. And then everyone's like, all right, man, we've moved on. Can you keep up with us? And I'm like, oh, sorry. I was in my depression.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
β€œThe only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance

Me and two buddies of mine. One used to be a comic. The other is a comic. We're all sober. And it's just basically us finding ridiculous videos on Instagram and being like, oh, hey, look.