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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

We Got The Gout w/ Ian Fidance!

28 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What events are the comedians promoting?

0.318 - 14.804 Kevin Ryan

It's a summertime gang and the boys are coming to your hometown. We're talking about Portland, Maine, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Cleveland, Ohio. Grab the squad. Let's all hang out. Play a little AYG. Some stand-up comedy. It's going to be a fun, fun time.

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14.824 - 31.446 H. Foley

Yeah, then the boys are headed to Atlantic City, baby. Down there on a boardwalk. King of the Boards returns to South Jersey. Philadelphia people, Jersey people, get your tickets to Atlantic City. Also, Denver, Colorado. Those tickets are selling very fast. Those will sell out. Get them. We'll be there in July. Love yous mean it. Bye. Let's go.

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31.847 - 52.428 Kevin Ryan

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that if we grew up to be classy, we're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Kevin Ryan, coming at you on a beautiful day. We got a wacky one. We're out back here at Aunt Tootie's.

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52.689 - 67.157 Kevin Ryan

She is upstairs. Getting ready for the big yard sale this weekend. Mostly my trophies and stuff. A little bit of age-fully memorabilia. Working world to get his man. That's a big trophy. Remember when trophies used to be huge?

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67.497 - 70.881 H. Foley

Oh, remember getting your hands on one of those? Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me.

71.201 - 76.187 Kevin Ryan

He is the CEO of RU Garbage. Fantasizes himself as a bit of an international businessman.

Chapter 2: How does the podcast introduce the concept of 'Are You Garbage?'

76.427 - 81.473 Kevin Ryan

Okay, I see you're upset with me. Coffers are a little low these days. Goddamn tyrants are killing us.

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81.453 - 93.464 H. Foley

Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What's up, gang? Shout out to you, as always. Thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the frigging charts.

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93.584 - 96.707 Kevin Ryan

Yes, sir. We couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly nice meeting.

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96.727 - 108.137 H. Foley

Is that it? Check out patreon.com. Oh, geez. Sorry. Fucking complaining about the coffers being low. At www.patreon.com. At an all-time high, by the way, creeping in on 16,000.

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108.377 - 121.519 Kevin Ryan

Let's go. People, that is. Nice. Yes. That's what I'm talking about. Gang, we couldn't be more excited. We're incredibly, and I'm an incredibly special guest back with us again today. As you know him, he's family. He was recently run over by a handsome cab.

123.282 - 124.825 H. Foley

The horse's recovery.

126.813 - 135.043 Kevin Ryan

He is the co-host, the host and creator of An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs from YMH Studios. Ian do. Ian does?

135.965 - 141.772 H. Foley

Ian did. Ian did? Ian leave. I thought it was odd. Ian no.

141.792 - 146.298 Ian Fidance

It's called Ian do. An odd guy doing odd jobs.

Chapter 3: What is Ian Fidance's connection to the show?

225.772 - 226.513 Kevin Ryan

That's a get you.

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227.675 - 229.577 Ian Fidance

I've never had Thai ice cream in my life.

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229.597 - 232.64 Unknown

Of all the guys sitting at the table, you have gout. It's nuts.

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232.9 - 237.925 Ian Fidance

The fact that I beat you in the gout race is crazy. You don't drink. You're allergic to shellfish.

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238.165 - 246.193 Kevin Ryan

No, I'm not. No, I'm not. That's what it is. You eat them crabs by the bushel out of that Chester River down there. What are they saying?

246.313 - 252.94 H. Foley

What do they attribute it to? Dude. You're in good shape, so I'm assuming it's the diet or is it genetic? I'm in great shape.

252.92 - 256.866 Kevin Ryan

You're currently the only guy at the table with a cane.

257.207 - 259.911 H. Foley

A leopard print cane that he puts stickers on, by the way.

260.072 - 268.245 Kevin Ryan

Hello. Man, do you have to bedazzle everything? Soul blind. You're like Jojo Suela. He's dancing.

Chapter 4: What are the symptoms and causes of gout discussed?

337.162 - 339.745 Kevin Ryan

Ask. Where are you from? Gaudi, Arabia.

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341.328 - 342.209 Ian Fidance

I got to go.

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342.39 - 343.611 Unknown

Should have quit when I was ahead.

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344.693 - 351.383 Ian Fidance

Speaking of, Luke hit me with a good one earlier. Oh, my God. And then he followed it up with the worst joke I've ever heard.

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352.104 - 355.669 Kevin Ryan

Kevin, when do you have to go back to direct the other episodes of Entourage, by the way?

356.01 - 356.751 Ian Fidance

Oh, my God.

357.272 - 364.082 Kevin Ryan

Yeah, really. You look like a DP waiting for a DP. That's double penetration for you nerds out there.

364.102 - 371.511 Ian Fidance

That's right. DVDA. What's up? Airtight, as the kids say. You ever been airtight? No. That's how I got the gal.

373.052 - 374.674 Kevin Ryan

Blew you up.

Chapter 5: What upcoming shows does Ian Fidance have?

2086.945 - 2089.668 H. Foley

Looking for something.

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2090.208 - 2092.01 Ian Fidance

Got Cleveland hilarities coming up.

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2092.03 - 2092.911 Kevin Ryan

Shout out to it.

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2093.271 - 2094.973 Ian Fidance

Hey, us too. Yeah, when?

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2095.813 - 2096.354 Kevin Ryan

When are you there?

2096.554 - 2102.36 Ian Fidance

You want to bring me? June 5th to 6th. Cleveland hilarities. We're there right after you, I think.

Chapter 6: How do the comedians discuss their living situation?

2102.38 - 2103.941 Ian Fidance

Are you? I'll leave you a note in the green.

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2104.021 - 2105.062 Kevin Ryan

I was just going to say that.

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2105.462 - 2110.227 Ian Fidance

Yeah? Yeah. That's why we're living together. We are on the same wavelength.

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2110.547 - 2112.049 H. Foley

It's a prescription for alprovenol.

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2113.41 - 2113.51

Yeah.

2114.182 - 2117.632 Ian Fidance

It's a four-year lease.

Chapter 7: What are the humorous aspects of their roommate dynamics?

2118.015 - 2118.943 Kevin Ryan

Sign right here.

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2119.885 - 2126.997 Ian Fidance

It's pretty much your standard lease renewal agreement. No, I would not make you sign the lease. I would ask for a first month's last month.

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2127.598 - 2133.748 H. Foley

How much is rent? I thought you said you weren't going to charge me, you son of a bitch. No, I'm not.

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2133.768 - 2137.414 Ian Fidance

I'm not. But I got to buy all the cat food. I'm not.

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Chapter 8: What insights do they share about health and wellness?

2137.434 - 2138.857 H. Foley

He will charge to the LLC.

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2139.177 - 2145.869 Ian Fidance

You do have to change a litter. No. You got to contribute. What is this, a free ride?

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2146.531 - 2152.766 H. Foley

Why are you screaming? I get so mad. It's also his face gets so serious.

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2152.846 - 2158.139 Ian Fidance

I just want to get everything out there and in the open so there's no questions later. You know?

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2158.68 - 2160.625 Kevin Ryan

So there's no disputes when I hamstring you, right?

2160.605 - 2162.447 Ian Fidance

We have house meetings Monday night.

2162.868 - 2170.055 H. Foley

We go over chores. He's the boss and you're not allowed to speak. No more you raise your hand. No questions at this time.

2170.076 - 2172.318 Ian Fidance

You clean kitchen and bathroom Tuesdays, Thursdays.

2172.338 - 2178.004 H. Foley

It's him and the cat staring at you. You're sitting there.

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