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Chapter 1: What events are the comedians promoting?
It's a summertime gang and the boys are coming to your hometown. We're talking about Portland, Maine, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Cleveland, Ohio. Grab the squad. Let's all hang out. Play a little AYG. Some stand-up comedy. It's going to be a fun, fun time.
Yeah, then the boys are headed to Atlantic City, baby. Down there on a boardwalk. King of the Boards returns to South Jersey. Philadelphia people, Jersey people, get your tickets to Atlantic City. Also, Denver, Colorado. Those tickets are selling very fast. Those will sell out. Get them. We'll be there in July. Love yous mean it. Bye. Let's go.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that if we grew up to be classy, we're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Kevin Ryan, coming at you on a beautiful day. We got a wacky one. We're out back here at Aunt Tootie's.
She is upstairs. Getting ready for the big yard sale this weekend. Mostly my trophies and stuff. A little bit of age-fully memorabilia. Working world to get his man. That's a big trophy. Remember when trophies used to be huge?
Oh, remember getting your hands on one of those? Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me.
He is the CEO of RU Garbage. Fantasizes himself as a bit of an international businessman.
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Chapter 2: How does the podcast introduce the concept of 'Are You Garbage?'
Okay, I see you're upset with me. Coffers are a little low these days. Goddamn tyrants are killing us.
Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What's up, gang? Shout out to you, as always. Thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the frigging charts.
Yes, sir. We couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly nice meeting.
Is that it? Check out patreon.com. Oh, geez. Sorry. Fucking complaining about the coffers being low. At www.patreon.com. At an all-time high, by the way, creeping in on 16,000.
Let's go. People, that is. Nice. Yes. That's what I'm talking about. Gang, we couldn't be more excited. We're incredibly, and I'm an incredibly special guest back with us again today. As you know him, he's family. He was recently run over by a handsome cab.
The horse's recovery.
He is the co-host, the host and creator of An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs from YMH Studios. Ian do. Ian does?
Ian did. Ian did? Ian leave. I thought it was odd. Ian no.
It's called Ian do. An odd guy doing odd jobs.
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Chapter 3: What is Ian Fidance's connection to the show?
That's a get you.
I've never had Thai ice cream in my life.
Of all the guys sitting at the table, you have gout. It's nuts.
The fact that I beat you in the gout race is crazy. You don't drink. You're allergic to shellfish.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not. That's what it is. You eat them crabs by the bushel out of that Chester River down there. What are they saying?
What do they attribute it to? Dude. You're in good shape, so I'm assuming it's the diet or is it genetic? I'm in great shape.
You're currently the only guy at the table with a cane.
A leopard print cane that he puts stickers on, by the way.
Hello. Man, do you have to bedazzle everything? Soul blind. You're like Jojo Suela. He's dancing.
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Chapter 4: What are the symptoms and causes of gout discussed?
Ask. Where are you from? Gaudi, Arabia.
I got to go.
Should have quit when I was ahead.
Speaking of, Luke hit me with a good one earlier. Oh, my God. And then he followed it up with the worst joke I've ever heard.
Kevin, when do you have to go back to direct the other episodes of Entourage, by the way?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, really. You look like a DP waiting for a DP. That's double penetration for you nerds out there.
That's right. DVDA. What's up? Airtight, as the kids say. You ever been airtight? No. That's how I got the gal.
Blew you up.
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Chapter 5: What upcoming shows does Ian Fidance have?
Looking for something.
Got Cleveland hilarities coming up.
Shout out to it.
Hey, us too. Yeah, when?
When are you there?
You want to bring me? June 5th to 6th. Cleveland hilarities. We're there right after you, I think.
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Chapter 6: How do the comedians discuss their living situation?
Are you? I'll leave you a note in the green.
I was just going to say that.
Yeah? Yeah. That's why we're living together. We are on the same wavelength.
It's a prescription for alprovenol.
Yeah.
It's a four-year lease.
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Chapter 7: What are the humorous aspects of their roommate dynamics?
Sign right here.
It's pretty much your standard lease renewal agreement. No, I would not make you sign the lease. I would ask for a first month's last month.
How much is rent? I thought you said you weren't going to charge me, you son of a bitch. No, I'm not.
I'm not. But I got to buy all the cat food. I'm not.
Chapter 8: What insights do they share about health and wellness?
He will charge to the LLC.
You do have to change a litter. No. You got to contribute. What is this, a free ride?
Why are you screaming? I get so mad. It's also his face gets so serious.
I just want to get everything out there and in the open so there's no questions later. You know?
So there's no disputes when I hamstring you, right?
We have house meetings Monday night.
We go over chores. He's the boss and you're not allowed to speak. No more you raise your hand. No questions at this time.
You clean kitchen and bathroom Tuesdays, Thursdays.
It's him and the cat staring at you. You're sitting there.
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