Ian Finance

Wait, you would do what?

You know, at the time, we were keeping chickens in our pockets. You tickle them on the neck, they make an egg, you put it in the gas station hot dog container.

You know, at the time, we were keeping chickens in our pockets. You tickle them on the neck, they make an egg, you put it in the gas station hot dog container.

You know, at the time, we were keeping chickens in our pockets. You tickle them on the neck, they make an egg, you put it in the gas station hot dog container.

Yeah, really? That's crazy.

Yeah, really? That's crazy.

Yeah, really? That's crazy.

I got some yogurt culture. How you get it done is you get your squirrel that you carry in your shoulder to distract.

I got some yogurt culture. How you get it done is you get your squirrel that you carry in your shoulder to distract.

I got some yogurt culture. How you get it done is you get your squirrel that you carry in your shoulder to distract.

Oh, I use bags of chips as blankets.

Oh, I use bags of chips as blankets.

Oh, I use bags of chips as blankets.

Well, you got it.

Well, you got it.

Well, you got it.

I did that with Samson. I would lay on the ground and put his food on my chest so he'd associate me with the thing he needed to live.

I did that with Samson. I would lay on the ground and put his food on my chest so he'd associate me with the thing he needed to live.

I did that with Samson. I would lay on the ground and put his food on my chest so he'd associate me with the thing he needed to live.

That's not bad.