Ian Finance

It did look like a good pitch.

It did look like a good pitch.

It did look like a good pitch.

Why did you get a knife? Because people were getting assaulted in the city, and I'm a little guy. Who found a knife? Why'd you get a knife? Stop for a knife. Officer Forbes on the 73rd Street subway station. He just stopped you? She saw, I guess, the, like, latch in my pocket. And she was like, what's that? I was like, my knife. Oh, my God. I'm in.

Why did you get a knife? Because people were getting assaulted in the city, and I'm a little guy. Who found a knife? Why'd you get a knife? Stop for a knife. Officer Forbes on the 73rd Street subway station. He just stopped you? She saw, I guess, the, like, latch in my pocket. And she was like, what's that? I was like, my knife. Oh, my God. I'm in.

Why did you get a knife? Because people were getting assaulted in the city, and I'm a little guy. Who found a knife? Why'd you get a knife? Stop for a knife. Officer Forbes on the 73rd Street subway station. He just stopped you? She saw, I guess, the, like, latch in my pocket. And she was like, what's that? I was like, my knife. Oh, my God. I'm in.

Oh, I didn't forget to take my meds. Fuck, I forgot to take mine today, too. Are you kidding me? I forgot. Oh, fuck.

Oh, I didn't forget to take my meds. Fuck, I forgot to take mine today, too. Are you kidding me? I forgot. Oh, fuck.

Oh, I didn't forget to take my meds. Fuck, I forgot to take mine today, too. Are you kidding me? I forgot. Oh, fuck.

Easter eggs. God damn it. Holy space.

Easter eggs. God damn it. Holy space.

Easter eggs. God damn it. Holy space.

I went full manic last night and went full Ian.

I went full manic last night and went full Ian.

I went full manic last night and went full Ian.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I had to get taken home because I would scream and cry at night thinking my mom was going to die, too.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I had to get taken home because I would scream and cry at night thinking my mom was going to die, too.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I had to get taken home because I would scream and cry at night thinking my mom was going to die, too.

If he didn't want it, why would he wag his tail? The dog was going, mm-mm-mm. Okay. We've never seen a rabbit kill itself before.

If he didn't want it, why would he wag his tail? The dog was going, mm-mm-mm. Okay. We've never seen a rabbit kill itself before.