Ian

I've got to dab him up. That's not true. And he's going, hmm, already, hmm. And I was like, God damn, bro, get away from me.

I've got to dab him up. That's not true. And he's going, hmm, already, hmm. And I was like, God damn, bro, get away from me.

So you say, God damn, bro, get away from me. And then what do you do? Then he grabs my face. That's not true. That's not true. You grabbed his head? No. I couldn't get away. That's not true.

So you say, God damn, bro, get away from me. And then what do you do? Then he grabs my face. That's not true. That's not true. You grabbed his head? No. I couldn't get away. That's not true.

So you say, God damn, bro, get away from me. And then what do you do? Then he grabs my face. That's not true. That's not true. You grabbed his head? No. I couldn't get away. That's not true.

You came to my bar. You gave a bouncer your ID. Are you old enough to get in here? And you're like, yeah, I am. And also I'm on a mission. You did a lot of steps to come see me. I'd been at that bar for hours. You were on the way to the L. Like it was convenient for me. Convenient. That's crazy. Okay, who pulled away first from the kids? Me. No, I screamed out loud. I said, get away from me.

You came to my bar. You gave a bouncer your ID. Are you old enough to get in here? And you're like, yeah, I am. And also I'm on a mission. You did a lot of steps to come see me. I'd been at that bar for hours. You were on the way to the L. Like it was convenient for me. Convenient. That's crazy. Okay, who pulled away first from the kids? Me. No, I screamed out loud. I said, get away from me.

You came to my bar. You gave a bouncer your ID. Are you old enough to get in here? And you're like, yeah, I am. And also I'm on a mission. You did a lot of steps to come see me. I'd been at that bar for hours. You were on the way to the L. Like it was convenient for me. Convenient. That's crazy. Okay, who pulled away first from the kids? Me. No, I screamed out loud. I said, get away from me.

Yeah, I feel like there's something else going on here. Yeah, we're having the rest of the night. I went back with a girl to her apartment. And? Because you were so horny.

Yeah, I feel like there's something else going on here. Yeah, we're having the rest of the night. I went back with a girl to her apartment. And? Because you were so horny.

Yeah, I feel like there's something else going on here. Yeah, we're having the rest of the night. I went back with a girl to her apartment. And? Because you were so horny.

Straight bar. East Village. What was the name of the bar?

Straight bar. East Village. What was the name of the bar?

Straight bar. East Village. What was the name of the bar?

It was a nice bar. It was a good time.

It was a nice bar. It was a good time.

It was a nice bar. It was a good time.

No, we're great. We're very good friends.

No, we're great. We're very good friends.

No, we're great. We're very good friends.