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There wasn't any until one time a guy showed up 100 pounds heavier.

There wasn't any until one time a guy showed up 100 pounds heavier.

Wait, I ran for the hills. No. I'm fucking laughing.

Wait, I ran for the hills. No. I'm fucking laughing.

Wait, I ran for the hills. No. I'm fucking laughing.

But like, if they're shorter than you and then they misrepresent themselves. Mike. If they're shorter than you and then they misrepresent themselves, why would you want to continue to date them?

But like, if they're shorter than you and then they misrepresent themselves. Mike. If they're shorter than you and then they misrepresent themselves, why would you want to continue to date them?

But like, if they're shorter than you and then they misrepresent themselves. Mike. If they're shorter than you and then they misrepresent themselves, why would you want to continue to date them?

It's like height and weight.

It's like height and weight.

It's like height and weight.

Especially in New York.

Especially in New York.

Especially in New York.

Yeah, you just hoped you weren't drunk enough. Like how drunk you were.

Yeah, you just hoped you weren't drunk enough. Like how drunk you were.

Yeah, you just hoped you weren't drunk enough. Like how drunk you were.

Maybe a girl. I went for the funny, ugly one.

Maybe a girl. I went for the funny, ugly one.

Maybe a girl. I went for the funny, ugly one.