Ian

You know what I mean?

Well, that'll do it, Tom.

If you're rolling around in your own poo juice, you are likely to get a sty.

And I'd challenge any man or woman to be strong enough to resist one if you're rolling around in your own poo juice.

Now, what I found crazy, though, is that I get in, I'm telling everyone about my shower because I was so pumped about it, and then Tobler.

Just goes, yeah, I didn't have one.

He goes, I just went straight to bed.

I'm like, what?

He also stayed up for an extra couple of hours.

Couldn't be fucked.

I go, so you couldn't be fucked for a 20-second shower.

If you wanted the shortest shower of all time, you could get the job done in 20 seconds.

Yeah, and whilst I think we'd all encourage you to soap yourself, Tobler, at the very least-

A 20-second shower where you just rinse your body.

Like I actually think that it's worse than not brushing your teeth in that context.

I agree because, geez, it must have been a tough sleep.

When your body's like if you're off your head, right, and you're blind drunk, you can just pass out.

So you don't even really think about the dirty body on the sheets, but you weren't pissed.

So I'm confused how you even got to sleep.

Well, I got home and got straight back to work.