Ice
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I still have all the feeling, all sensation, but it looks like this.
So when you tell this story, I'm assuming it's because they told you that story, but just as a mom, the real story was, I told you to stop touching that fucking couch.
Now I'm going to let your black ass climb on there to teach you a lesson.
I just didn't know it was going to snap your thumb off.
No, my mom wasn't there.
Dads in the 80s, like when crack dropped.
I thank God every day that my thumb is the only thing I know I'm saying.
I'm like, oh, thank God.
Could have went worse than that.
We went to the hospital with it, yeah.
They picked it up, took it to the hospital, and thank God.
Imagine Joe without no time.
Y'all think I'd be sticking my thumb in bitches' pussy?
Asshole, I would assume.