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The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 903 | "That's Witty"

14 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What introductory remarks set the tone for this episode?

0.031 - 25.732 Ice

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own.

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27.315 - 49.178 Ice

Enjoy the show. Why I'm getting slow in my... I'm getting slower. You should never think he's just talking. I ain't even get it. You know what my problem is? I give people, humans, the benefit of the doubt more than... The benefit of the doubt is dead. Nah, once you know who somebody is, you kind of, I know Mark is on bullshit. The second he sit there, it's all bullshit. Yeah, that's all it is.

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49.899 - 57.132 Ice

Yeah. Mark made a funny that went totally undetected by me, but once I got it, those are the best.

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57.152 - 57.713 Ish

I still ain't get it.

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57.774 - 90.38 Ice

Those are the best. That's cool. Re-saying it won't be funny in a second. You had to be there. You had to be witty. It's one of those things. How you fuck so many bitches without wit? Because you did. You did. God damn. You did your numbers without wit. That's crazy. Are you witty? Wait, are you? That's why I'm not dragging it. I'm just asking. Huh? Are you witty? I had to be something.

90.4 - 108.542 Ice

I ain't had no trauma to bond over. I had to do something, you know what I mean? Oh, you're shooting back. What's up? You know what I mean? Man, there's plenty of trauma in there for you to bond over. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. You know what I mean? It's cool. Okay, so you are witty, and I'm leaving the low. Just tell me yes. Get away from me, bro. All right, forget it.

108.582 - 128.904 Ice

You don't think he's witty up here? Huh? You don't think he's witty up here? You always say that. You're telling us you take a sip. Or he'll just stare at you. He got to learn how to not take the sip. Do I think Ish is witty up here? I think Ish is witty. I do. That's my man. I ain't never going to talk. Y'all can't trick me. Y'all can't trick me to talking bad about my man.

129.627 - 148.003 Ice

Y'all trying to trick me. Yes is the answer to that. Yeah, I think so. I don't think he's witty with the bitches. He might put on a little extra weight. Never the case. He up there still doing that stupid 89 shot brother bullshit. Joe, Joe, Joe. You witty with the bitches? Say where it is born. Where it is every... Joe, stop.

148.023 - 148.203 Joe Budden

Okay.

Chapter 2: What are the Valentine's Day plans discussed?

371.483 - 405.914 Ice

I never heard that before. I said that's how that song starts. Y'all ain't gonna sit here and do a QVC on my lotion. That shit all right, yo. Mark, you had some, too? Yeah, I had some. Y'all think my shit the party bag.

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405.934 - 408.016 Demona

I ain't bad.

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408.036 - 448.133 Ice

That shit got the whole room smelling good. That shit all right, bro. Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check, one, two, one, two. Oh, Miami, what up, what up, what up out there? Yes, sir. Oh, wait for the ladies, oh, wait for the ladies. Happy Valentine's Day, you heard?

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455.369 - 475.386 Unknown

This is definitely the Drunk White Girl set.

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475.406 - 479.609 Ice

I feel like I'm in a Grey Goose commercial.

479.63 - 484.954 Joe Budden

This is definitely the Drunk White Girl set.

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Shout out to the Patronies out there Happy couples out there

530.665 - 535.53 Ish

Didn't think so.

536.33 - 553.347 Ice

I ain't gonna lie, I had a time in Florida when this run was going on. I ain't gonna hold you. I was still outside when this shit came out. I had a time in Jersey. I was still outside when this shit was on.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts reflect on James Van Der Beek's passing?

1087.641 - 1095.129 Ice

I am going to try to get in there. Yeah, same to you. Same. Ish, what you up to? Shit. He don't celebrate this shit. He don't do Valentine's Day.

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1095.85 - 1101.976 Joe Budden

He buys flowers every week. Every day is Valentine's Day. Slacking off. Aw, damn. What was I saying?

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1101.996 - 1125.654 Ice

Nothing for reals? Probably like a month ago. Oh, it's still here. It's people that... You good? So you're not doing nothing for real? No, I ain't doing shit. Oh, God. Did your... If you don't mind me asking, did your lady... Did she do that before you? I don't think she... She wasn't familiar with the holidays. My life didn't exist before me, bro. I'm joking, I'm joking. I don't know.

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1125.894 - 1129.398 Ice

You don't know how to answer that? No, because... What was the question?

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1129.879 - 1130.98 Joe Budden

Did she do Valentine's Day before him?

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My girl celebrated Valentine's Day before me.

1132.422 - 1132.502 Joe Budden

Oh.

1132.522 - 1153.034 Ice

Because she lived a whole life, and then if you're going to be with somebody, Valentine's Day just stops. Oh, I didn't take it like she didn't. All that's a blur. All that's a blur. It's like, no, I'm playing, but... No, no, no. I'm joking, but no. I don't know, but... Like, I'll tell you all that shit from day one. Like, I don't do Halloween. I don't do Valentine's.

1153.074 - 1156.378 Ice

Like, you know what I'm saying? The first date? No, but, you know.

Chapter 4: What historical context is provided about societal divisions?

4022.533 - 4025.356 Parks

He tries to divide us a lot. He does. He has to stay together.

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4025.376 - 4031.202 Ice

And the thing about it is... Divided states of America. The thing about it is, guys, I need you to know, back in the day...

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4031.182 - 4051.215 Ice

when the evil rich tyrant was going too hard you pulled him out the castle into the town square and you decapitated this nigga like first he would first he would divide us and we would be fighting over potatoes and shit but then everybody's starving and you lost three of your kids you get to thinking the king's robe is covered in diamonds let's get this nigga and I can't get a loaf of bread

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4052.545 - 4064.943 Ice

I love how y'all paint y'all. You pull the tyrant out to the town square and you cut his head off. Put on a spike. And you put it on a spike and you all night. And then the next day you wake up and realize we don't know how to run this shit.

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4064.963 - 4065.424 Parks

We fucked.

4066.065 - 4089.201 Ice

It's the truth. Text me before y'all come. Load them things up. Shout out to J. Cole. Have fun driving. That Civic looked like shit, though. That part is a little extra. No, it ain't. That part is extra. You could have got a better Civic. He said he got some new speakers. He's good. They're working on it. He might got some 15s in that. You got the solo barrack in the back. You know what I mean?

4089.181 - 4093.971 Ice

And J. Cole is like 6'4", 6'5". He's big for the Civic.

Chapter 5: How does the discussion shift to the impact of celebrity status on behavior?

4093.991 - 4096.496 Ice

He didn't look funny in the Civic. That's what I'm saying, yo.

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4096.836 - 4099.301 Parks

He looked funny back then in that motherfucker, too.

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4099.441 - 4117.968 Ice

I came from here. It's nostalgic. I think it's fire. I think it's fire, too. I think it's fire. I'm also 6'1", so I mean... You got your Adidas on. You think I'm wearing the shoes to make me be tall? What? You think I'm wearing the shoes to be 6'3"?

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4118.048 - 4122.218 Unknown

We know about the height in this room.

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4122.258 - 4126.79 Ice

Hey, yo. You got two fingers. Oh. Oh.

4127.43 - 4130.715 Ish

Whoa.

4130.735 - 4141.51 Ice

You didn't say it was deathbed. My dog is on some shit. He said it was deathbed. You can get the two figures. He's spicy in here, man. Yo, I'm telling you. Yo, yo. He's spicy. But look at me. He's going to look at me. Honestly.

Chapter 6: What are the implications of Geechee Gotti's recent legal troubles?

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Leave me alone, y'all. Leave me alone, y'all.

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4145.476 - 4151.007 Ish

Maybe we'll be butterflies. Honestly.

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4151.067 - 4155.977 Parks

In a shopping bag. In another lifetime, me and this nigga take over fucking, where you from?

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4155.997 - 4157.62 Demona

I know I ain't from Irvington.

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4157.64 - 4162.089 Ice

East Orange. Man, East for me and this nigga that took off East Orange in the 80s, boy.

4162.129 - 4162.59 Ish

Back to back.

4163.684 - 4210.932 Ice

But look at me, but with the E's. Nigga, I say stop tapping me, look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Honestly, with the E's. Yo! Ice was about to disconnect all this shit and make it so my girl wouldn't see my iCloud and whatever the fuck came in. Whatever Ice did, my girl dropped him. That's hilarious anyway now it's time for my favorite part of the show price All right. The big game is over.

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And PrizePix still has not sent a read. Probably still busy counting all that money that they earned. But PrizePix is available on your phone in the App Store. They're giving away money. There's a lot of dope shit that they're doing to incentivize you to fucking download the app and spend some money and come on and play. There you go. That's the Joe Budden read when they don't send a read.

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Price picks is really easy and simple to play. All you have to do is select two or more players, look at their projected stat line, and pick more or less for your chance to win big. And since the big game is over and it's NBA All-Star Weekend, we're giving you college games. That's right. There you go. That's right. So the ish college game picks. Antoine's college game picks.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of poverty on decision-making?

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Yo, I've been getting this off. I'm going to get it off again. Yo, I got this off in Cincinnati. I'm going to get it off again. I'm going to Ohio. I'm going to get it off again. At what point and at what age does that thinking change is what I'm asking. At the end there, man. Answer me first before you go on. I'm letting him go. Well, I was responding to something else. You want?

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8379.291 - 8381.014 Ice

I can answer you.

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8381.094 - 8382.295 Unknown

Me. Answer me, please.

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8382.475 - 8400.156 Ice

One, it don't ever change until you find something else to supplement that income. And that's the gift and the curse of the streets. The same way it's the gift and the curse of the bartender chicks. Until you find something else that can pay. One of my niggas lost his job. And he was like, yo, dog, back to the streets. The streets are always there for me. Always on it.

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8400.136 - 8408.252 Ice

So until you find something else that supplements that income. So now we see, especially in New York, it's a worldwide broadcast. I can only speak for New York.

Chapter 8: How does fame impact one's choices and opportunities?

8408.512 - 8428.446 Ice

Now you see all the old bartenders, all the old strippers getting into the real estate game. Selling Frenchies. They all selling breeders. They all selling breeders. I disagree with what you're saying, because you know why?

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8428.486 - 8441.663 Parks

In my experience, when people change the answer to that is when you grow up to a certain extent. When you get baptized or you take Shahada, where you make that decision where I don't do shit like that because I don't want to be a part of shit like that. I've seen people change on that nowhere.

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8441.964 - 8447.83 Parks

You get to a certain level, whether it's maturity, whether it's loving God, loving the world or whatever, where I don't do that anymore.

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8448.11 - 8468.718 Ice

And a lot of times when you do those, make those better changes for yourself, you kind of draw positivity in and then you get this new career. Or be a close call. Or you get caught. Or you go wrong. That is a very small number. I'm saying in my experience, it's like the diehard street niggas I knew, they did not make money in real estate first and then switch. Those niggas made a decision.

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8468.818 - 8471.582 Ice

They was broke as fuck. And then they were blessed with whatever the next hustle was.

8472.464 - 8483.903 Parks

Because in a way, you have to kind of make that thing where I don't do this no more. I don't give a fuck what happens. I'm not selling poison to my community. I don't care what happens. I'm not risking my life by robbing the bank. I'm not doing that. No. You know what I mean?

8483.923 - 8496.503 Ice

I love my life more. I care about my kids, whatever that thing is. And then, you know, things change positively. As far as when I've seen diehard real street niggas change. I never really seen, you know, it happen just because they tried something legal and they're working.

8496.563 - 8498.947 Parks

It's like, oh, let me do this because Grease said it. And then you want the money from everybody.

8498.967 - 8510.065 Ice

I would like to add to that, too, because the other part that's blurry for me is, like Ish said, the streets are always there. Always there and always on. Refer to it as you need. Right?

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