Episode 903 | "That's Witty"
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What introductory remarks set the tone for this episode?
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Why I'm getting slow in my... I'm getting slower. You should never think he's just talking. I ain't even get it. You know what my problem is? I give people, humans, the benefit of the doubt more than... The benefit of the doubt is dead. Nah, once you know who somebody is, you kind of, I know Mark is on bullshit.
The second he sit there, it's all bullshit. Yeah, that's all it is. Yeah. Mark made a funny that went totally undetected by me, but once I got it, those are the best.
I still ain't get it.
Those are the best. That's cool. Re-saying it won't be funny in a second. You had to be there. You had to be witty. It's one of those things. How you fuck so many bitches without wit? Because you did. You did. God damn. You did your numbers without wit. That's crazy. Are you witty? Wait, are you? That's why I'm not dragging it. I'm just asking. Huh? Are you witty? I had to be something. I ain't had no trauma to bond over. I had to do something, you know what I mean? Oh, you're shooting back. What's up? You know what I mean? Man, there's plenty of trauma in there for you to bond over. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. You know what I mean? It's cool. Okay, so you are witty, and I'm leaving the low. Just tell me yes. Get away from me, bro.
All right, forget it. You don't think he's witty up here? Huh? You don't think he's witty up here? You always say that. You're telling us you take a sip. Or he'll just stare at you. He got to learn how to not take the sip. Do I think Ish is witty up here? I think Ish is witty. I do. That's my man. I ain't never going to talk. Y'all can't trick me. Y'all can't trick me to talking bad about my man. Y'all trying to trick me. Yes is the answer to that. Yeah, I think so. I don't think he's witty with the bitches. He might put on a little extra weight. Never the case. He up there still doing that stupid 89 shot brother bullshit. Joe, Joe, Joe. You witty with the bitches? Say where it is born. Where it is every... Joe, stop.
Okay.
He's about to be witty. See, he's about to be witty. Then that's my bad, then. I'm good. I'm cool. If it's anybody's bad, it's mine. My fault. My fault for even playing with you like that, OG. It's all right, bro.
OG.
It's all right, bro. I'm good. What'd you think he'd be saying to him? Oh, my God. Yo, your man. I told you. You got to show you. He's a racist. He don't want to ever do this. It's 20 years of interviews, so expel upon that. Yo. That's great. Nothing but I can help you with that. You got a 580 right now. Nothing but if you got a copy machine, I can do it for you. Yo, I got that from you, though. I can help you with that.
Nigga, I can help you with that. That's wit. That's wit. That's wit. Come on.
Come on. Too much wit. Oh, shit. No problem.
Not a problem. Don't do that. That's recent. That's new game. Yeah, that's new game. Don't do that. That's new shit. Oh. Holy shit. And that's a joke. Totally joking, man. I'm glad everybody's in good mood. Good to see y'all.
Good to see you.
Good to see y'all, man. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. We'll get to it. Mark said, how long you think our opening Valentine's Day segment is going to go to? Real quick, real quick.
We did it. We did it.
Cupid ain't even pulling our ass. Stupid ass Cupid.
Oh, man.
All right, come on. Let's have a good time. I meant to tell you when we did the fist bump thing that your hands was a little ashy. No, seriously. Why y'all want to take everything I say like some type of fucking joe?
We can't be drunk.
I wonder why. I wonder why. God damn. And that lotion, I smell it from here.
That lotion, I ain't going to hold you.
That lotion is not supposed to be here. Yeah, this shit got the little London Insignia devil worship signs on it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What introductory remarks set the tone for this episode?
0:00–6:11
2
What are the Valentine's Day plans discussed?
6:11–18:07
3
How do the hosts reflect on James Van Der Beek's passing?
18:07–1:07:02
4
What historical context is provided about societal divisions?
1:07:02–1:08:13
5
How does the discussion shift to the impact of celebrity status on behavior?
1:08:13–1:09:01
6
What are the implications of Geechee Gotti's recent legal troubles?
1:09:01–2:19:21
7
What are the implications of poverty on decision-making?
2:19:21–2:20:08
8
How does fame impact one's choices and opportunities?
2:20:08–3:42:51