Ish
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You was a nigga doing construction in a white van, nigga. Yeah, nigga, hey, get over here, my man. Spanky, too. Of course, I'm going to look out.
Send that thing over. I'm like, yeah. I threw the crutches that way so I ain't fall on it. Your whole mental process is to take care of my leg. I don't give a fuck if I break my elbow or nothing. Man, that shit was hilarious, dog. My girlfriend, I sound like, you okay? I was on the floor hollering, yo. My daughter was like, daddy fell in the grass. Your kids ain't shit, bro.
I sit on the bed, my nigga.
Hat tag, hat tag. Oh, no. Stand up and wiggle like I got a fat ass or something. You crazy.
That nigga sent you over, motherfucker, you know what I mean? Yeah. Hey, Joe, buddy, look at this.
You trying to flirt at the wrong time. You a weirdo, bro. Oh, shit, he ain't go back.
What the fuck you talking about?
Yo, fuck you.
Nah, he was in the house still trying to catch it. We're still trying to sleep with his ass off the bed. Mr. Cleavon. Hey, what's up? Say what?
Oh, wow. Look at this shit.
I mean, of course, I'm going to look out for my boy.
All right, hold up. Let me tell y'all. I'm going to put my tongue where my name ain't ish.
Niggas ain't got a chance.
Niggas is crazy.
More spanky than now. I got you, look. What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
But he saw it, so maybe she let me shut up.
I'm going to watch that.
Y'all get on this.
You ain't got to throw a shot at me. What the fuck?
I love this vibe. Why do I thrive in discomfort?
That shit fucked my brain up. That was the point. That was the point right there.
That Mark pandered. I did not, Drew. I'm not rolling with that. Nigga, you and you agreed with me. And you got to stop doing that, too. I'm going to start calling your card. I'm going to start calling your card. I'm going to start calling your card. We agreed with you in the beginning.
And you know that some of your thoughts be inappropriate or that don't side on the side of popular opinion and you'll shut up. You didn't used to do that. Now you will. I'm going to start calling. Just chill.
And in the room that it was mostly like, it was all men in here. You heard the conversations that we had on mic and off mic.
I don't know if eloquent would be the word. I'm kidding.
straight forward yeah you just get more uh straightforward straightforward accurately yeah and as a result the things that we were saying off mic as men we agreed with off mic we can't necessarily some because he's wait wait hold on he stood there and say i really believe in what i'm saying i don't let his broadcast is too big to let y'all you're right you're right you're right you're right keep
What's that shit, Palooza?
I don't read them as much as I used to read them shits. Nigga, they come in your inbox.
There's bad Paloozas.
Yeah, we ain't ending like that. Got you. He ain't got nothing.
Let's go, Ish. Nigga, I don't need no help. Let's go, Ish. Ain't a nigga, ain't nobody in the media that can do that.
You're hyping it. Shut up, nigga. We don't need you. You stay on the back. I don't need nobody's help, my nigga.
We do. This is professional. Have your music queued up. Millions of people are watching us.
I'm looking at this girl like, sweetie, I think you have the different Ish. No, you the one. I'm like, oh.
Other dogs get scared, but sometimes they both come to the dog park. Oh.
What's your dog name, Flip? Let's not get crazy. Gambit. Yeah, you like Gambit. You're a German Shepherd now. You used to get in the lock. You used to be ready to lock. Now you just, you know what I mean?
That's what he is, clever. Trevor. Clever. You know what I mean? They don't risk it all. Nigga coming in. Oh, shit.
Come on, Ish.
People want to punch me in the face because he lying on me.
We back. New flippin' Ish. You said Ish again.
You falling off. You letting that nigga talk to you like that. Yes, he is. That's instigation.
He don't know how to jump a gate, nigga. I ain't my bro.
Yo, fam, you jumped the gate in your prime 30s and broke your foot.
I'm 49. And I didn't stretch. I don't hoop no more.
You was like 32. I don't want to hold the audience hostage. Who was you running from? That's another story. Don't say y'all. Stop y'all-ing. You wasn't there? I was in the car. Yes, he was there. I was in the car.
I'm not betting. I want to keep my money.
Separate the money. Separate the money.
Period. That's it. When you jumped off the gate, where was I?
Got the mobile consultation office. Yo, that nigga game is so nasty, yo. You got to stop giving out consultations.
That nigga will nap hard. Bitch. Bitch. You are a legend.
We going now. 50 years old that like to drive. Oh, man. I'm wrong. So I want to shout out to my driver. So
April 20th. Remember I told you, I'm going back.
Just throwing you in space.
Look at your butt. Douche. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
It is a whole different world. Tell them how far you had to drive though, son.
No, we really not.
They still park niggas in the front?
Me fine, dawg.
What's up? About to be lifted.
Keep yourself safe.
So I just keep on. I'm with my girl. About five minutes later, he come back to me.
I don't want to talk to Ish. I can care less about Ish. And if I did, I would call him. But I don't say that. Like a pussy. Stay safe. Like a pussy. Stay safe.
There you go.
I'll be there. First of all, I'll be there in about 10.
I said, yo. Do you know who you're talking to?
What the fuck?
You know what a nigga don't drink? He at the bar just saying shit. Big dog.
Bitch, what the fuck, yo?
Now, if you did not think that story was entertaining, I apologize. And your imagination is bad.
Shout out to Nat. So, I'm like, Nat, let me get some oranges. She like, yeah, boy. Like, and it was full. Usually it don't be full. She gave me. Like that shit probably was like four big ass oranges full of oranges. So I'm not drinking liquor. So as the night progresses, I'm sucking down the oranges. Eating oranges. It's a little odd, but it's very odd. I'm not disagreeing.
Like they'll give me lemons or they'll give me, I'll eat them shits. Lemons?
We figure out how we going to run this motherfucking scat 22 flank. My man goes. We're going to do it. Let's do it. Look, I leave with the car key. I drive my happy ass around the block looking for my man. They say, yo, he going to go out this door. He going to hit this gate. You be right there. When he get off the gate, pick him up, and we gone.
It's not that hard to figure out.
Yo. Hey. That's not what happened. You know that shitty dude.
Now you force me to look at my phone. I ain't going to tell y'all what to say. Y'all know what to say.
She know she got a fat ass.
Boom. My man don't know how to hop a fence. It wasn't a regular fence. So where was Ish at, like I said in the beginning of my story? In the car.
Save that cough a little later.
Listen, what y'all want me to do? Look at my man. I'm going to knock him out one day.
Yeah, I was going to say. He's pretty famous. They wrote his name in there. Back in Bethlehem, they were like, Joe, what up, my nigga? J-Dog. I can't believe it.
Yeah, how about that? $100 million?
It was tall. Now you about to lie. No, it was a tall fence.
That's like saying Henry Ford had a fucked up Ford. Yeah, it did. Nigga, for a single man, when that Foreman grill came out, you're like, leave, girl.
I didn't say it.
That was like 3.0. High school. I'm talking about the early shits, nigga. You single. The white shit. Salt, pepper, chicken breast. It was cooking from the top and the bottom. We rocking. At the same time. Grease rolled off of that shit.
I see that there's a trend developing here. Hey, the next nigga to get clipped. We'll handle it. Unless it's one of the little rapping niggas. The next nigga we care about that gets clipped. Watch.
I can't sit bitching with you.
All right, so if I start... He live in Newark. It might happen.
So I jumped the gate and landed in the broken glass. So the cops is looking now.
I see where y'all going.
Shit. Shit. Okay.
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Yo, is this nigga crazy?
That's a great fucking story, though.
It don't matter. Nigga, climb down the gate like a regular human being. You ain't Spider-Man, nigga. You are not athletic. Climb your hunky ass down the gate. But I am athletic. Evidently not.
I hurt my ankle.
Yeah. Wait, I do want that. Yeah? What's on you? You're an OG, yo. You want to come in there and play with your body?
No, you're done.
You're done. They the devils. The 20-somethings? It's dumb. It ain't us. The 20-somethings to the 17s?
That him pulling her hair, she did something crazy on the play. And that was wrong. He should not have done that.
These niggas in my hood, hands was like magic. What?
Hey, Danny, you out eight hands?
I ain't gonna lie. It does feel good to have a song of yours that might just come on.
In New Jersey.
You little dick nigga, look at what you... What?
What? To intimidate?
I put it on play. Yo, you know girls be talking. So we know the little niggas is running around with the teeny meat. You know what I'm saying? Y'all heard about your shit, niggas. Stop playing.
Joseph got niggas meat in his phone.
Is it this? Yo.
It kind of is.
Uncomfortable in first class. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Nigga want to get his shit right. Yo, nigga want a BBL. It's crazy. The only reason that's funny to me. If you a straight man. I'm a Grease.
Facts of life, ass nigga.
Girls will grab your ass. You know what I mean? Ain't no girl in there like you. No, I'm good.
We got a doctor in the house. We can get stupid ass. Flip, shut the fuck up. Flip, stop talking. We got a real doctor in the house. We got somebody who knows how to talk.
I don't be looking at that. Your mouth was reckless. That was wild.
They'll get free eventually Please Yo They'll get free Write that down That's what he said I know you white But you can't say that I didn't say that He said it No you said it No that's what he said He trying to take this nigga down By hook or crook Right Yeah
You say there's no space, but there is. Get your Deepak Chopra ass out of here. What I'm telling you is, if I live 95-5, 95 might be positivity. That other five is nigga shit. I'm cool with that, and I can live with that. But it's 5% that could go to something else.
No, I'm answering. I'm a grown-up. No, yo, you was my man. Like, that's my man. You get what I'm saying? Me and Joey used to be together every day. So then when he got on his boat, I said, yeah. Oh, all right. So when he got on his boat, get the fuck away from me. Yo, get away from me. I ain't got a knife. Get the fuck away from me, man. Get away from me. Your stomach bigger than mine, too, yo.
Joey's handicapped.
Get your arm off of me, yo. This dumbass nigga, yo. Look at Paul come with the camera, yo. Move, yo. Let him hug you. That's crazy. You can't give your man a hug. That's crazy. Yo, you smell nice, yo. What's up?
If he'd have hugged you, it would have been on you. I got my own shit.
Clear as day is somebody drooping you out some money. That's clear as day. Unless you don't want to take accountability, then you cloud the shit. Got it.
What are you talking about, nigga? Bigfoot.
I want to hear the song.
Some silly shit.
You hold your hands mad high. You should be up here. That nigga was boxing God. Yo, you be having your shit up here too. Like an Irish. Now he'll be down here. That nigga should be up here. And he lean, Joe lean back. He make his stance bad long wide. He gone.
Put them up. Put them up.
At the same time, we both went through that.
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Loopholes is loopholes. That's the society we live in. I can put your head in the sand and act like I don't know.
Come on, man.
I was going to make a Jerry joke. Yo, you're an idiot, yo. You want yellow peppers? Right.
You a daytime lover? I prefer, I'm a daytime lover. But that's just some weird shit to say while you're laying down with somebody. I say, yo, are you keeping track of that? Like, is that a stat that you even keep?
We was fighting them. The Tesseract one.
Could you imagine they trying to draft you?
Drafted your ass, boy. You would have been like, where do you want me to go?
Right. Oh, shit. I'm telecom. I'll be over there when that shit die down a little bit. See the shit y'all saying?
This is a trauma.
Okay. It's painful. We took my war.
You a lusty orange eater? I eat the peel. So he's lying. You? Wait, you eat the pills? Of course. At the bar? Yes. They say it's good for you. That's why you don't lie. He made it seem like I was eating the thing off the pill and giving the pill on someone. Well, you did that first. No, I didn't. You're lying. Yo, you eat the pill? You sick fuck. Then you tie the pill in a knot on his tongue?
That's what he doing. You ain't fooling nobody. You wasn't just looking at your phone.
I noticed some work.
Boy, she had the worst night of sleep. She was up all night long, stomping back and forth, slamming doors.
Wait, all right. Wait, wait. Webb texted me all night, 4, 3 in the morning. She's like, your phone keeps going off. So hot.
You can't run a business that way because now Imani got double his salary. Now Mel want more money. She might not want double, but she want more money.
Now Flip want more money. Now I want more money. Now Ice want more money. Now everybody want more money. What you just did to the bottom line of that particular company is made us be in a negative if I grant everybody's wishes. We are no longer profitable. And now me as the owner of this said company, my nigga, I'm the one taking the risk up here.
Is that extra money or? It's not extra. It's the money from congested pricing. In month one, 48 point something million dollars. To that, what does everybody say here? I get home a lot easier. That's all I care about.
So I should get some money, especially a lion's share of the money because I'm the one up here taking the risk and footing the bill for everything.
You can't do that. Well, we have a down month. I'm not mad. He left when his stock was high. And it was. So now I would like to see him perform outside of that construct. Because that's what you show. That's it. That's it. Your real value. Right there. Again, if any of y'all tonight's conversation people want to come up here and spill tea, Tripp is a little too mature, but the floor is yours.
How long have you known this guy? Because he just got kind of popping, right?
How long have you known him?
Do you consider him like a friend? Or is it like a casual?
I'm not doing this with Mel. ISO on mark for Joy Reid. Give it to me. Man, I am outraged. I'm frustrated. I'm angry. Joy Ann Reid, the host of the readout at 7 p.m. at MSNBC, was let go. They announced it this Sunday in the New York Times. From what I understand, talking to her team, they found out in the New York Times. They didn't find out from the network. They found this out.
This is all part of a process. Maybe two, three weeks ago, Rashida Jones stepped down as president of MSNBC. The other Rashida Jones and not Quincy Jones's daughter. And she when she stepped down, she was replaced by somebody who just overhauled the whole network. They said it was because of ratings that Joy Reid was let go. I don't buy that fully.
So you do want it to continue? Yeah. The program? Yeah. Oh, you said that shit. Yeah. It works out for everybody.
Because nobody watches these cable news networks anyway. They all got shitty ratings. But everybody with shitty ratings wasn't cut. And the people with the shittiest ratings weren't the ones at the front of the line getting cut. When you look at the image on Sunday, it's Joanne Reid. When you look on Monday, it's Joanne Reid. It's Jonathan Capehart, a brother who had a Sunday show.
It's Ayman Mohaldi in the Egyptian Guide.
Katie Fang. I mean, it looked like the Rainbow Coalition of people getting fired from MSNBC. And Lester Holtz stepping down from NBC. So it's just a lot of brown people, a lot of black people. And from what I can see, it's people who didn't kiss the ring.
You know, since Big T, as y'all say, came into office, he's been running up in these corporations and these media outlets telling people, if y'all want to play ball with us, you're going to do what I say. It's not like eight years or else. It ain't like before when all networks were like, we're going to be the loyal opposition. We're going to challenge Trump. We're going to beat Trump.
Now they want to be in bed with Trump. And Trump is like, I don't like Joanne Reid. He's been very explicit. I don't like her. And he's pointing at certain people. There's also people who've been critical of certain things. Those are also the people who are getting laid off and fired and let go. And the new president of MSNBC.
It doesn't work out for everybody. I'm sorry.
Cutler. Yeah. I remember her name because she's the person who fired me from CNN. Oh, fuck that bitch. She gave me the call. I'm not blaming her. I won't say she fired me. She was the one who gave me the call. Got it. I actually think it was above her, so I don't blame her for that. But what I am saying is, is that The business is the business is the business.
And it seems to me that MSNBC is in a new zone. All cable TV is in a new zone, which is we're not in a diversity game anymore. We're not in the both sides game anymore. It's getting more and more right wing. And I think it's a message for all those black people out there protesting. Please stop protesting to get people their jobs back. One, it doesn't work.
Ain't nobody ever got their job back from people protesting. Two. Create your own shit. It's time for us to have our own media outlets so that we don't always have to come hat in hand begging people for jobs and not being able to take the positions we want to take. Joy was courageous. Joy took some positions.
I don't always agree with her, but she always took principal positions, and she's not there.
That's what I'm saying. And so was Ayman Mohaldin. And so was Mehdi Hassan, who got fired a year ago. You know, there's a pattern here. You know, if you go against the establishment on two or three major issues, you're not in here anymore. And that's a problem. Let's get our own shit, though, so we're not always looking. TV is dead anyway. Let's move away from it.
They run that shit like death row. They're running the country like death row. For real. My nigga, like, they have put pressure on all of the tech niggas. All these niggas that got the zillions of dollars, they made them niggas kiss the ring. They running this shit like a different, like, this shit is crazy. You know how in other countries you can't say, yo, fuck the president?
They down there going to be like, you said what? Yo, he's fired. That's what it's starting to feel like. And that's what America is. America is we can say certain things. Like other countries, you can't say, they said North Korea, dog, if your house catch on fire, you better run out the house with the picture of the president.
Before you save your dog, you have to come out the house with that picture of the president or you could go to jail for that. We not there. Of course, that's an extreme. But we going down the road.
My man rubbing off on you. No, Mark is that. Mark is that. Oh, no. He on bullshit.
Yeah, it's just different, bro. This shit is something we never seen in two months. Only been two months, month and a half. So anybody on TV that's gonna speak out against anything MAGA, y'all days might be numbered. Your days is numbered. Unless you kissing the ring. Because there will be certain people who will be allowed to be critical. Because behind the scenes, they're doing certain things.
So there's always a secret arrangement when it comes to cable news.
Shout out to her.
White people, if you're trying to figure out how to show up, watch that video.
That's how you show up. What'd she say? Uh-oh. Look at you, boy, producing the show, huh?
I didn't say I picked my watch.
Yeah. Wow. Depending on what watch I wear for the day, I don't want to have a gold watch on with a platinum wedding band.
She cooked that. No, I love her. Yeah, yeah. Word, word, word. She's one of them. Yeah, she vibes. And has been one of them for some years. No, she don't play with them. No, she's one of my favorite wipes. Yeah, dog. She don't play. Top tier wipe. Top tier wipe. Real good wipe. Not like that-ish. That's not, we talking about two different concepts. No, we not. I love her, yo. She's amazing.
She absolutely smoked that. I want to send a proper send-off to another one of my favorite whites. I feel like basketball will never be the same. Greg Popovich. It's being rumored that he will not return to the Spurs. Y'all know he was battling health complications. I'm gonna miss him. Me too. And another great white in regards to the social shit off the court. Speaking up.
I like that. That's how you do it.
In a heartbeat, he'll speak up and start wowing. Like, what you gonna do, fire me? Right. You know what I'm saying? So that's amazing. All right, I got a quick part of the show for y'all from someone named Jeremiah. Jeremiah says, what up, gang? I got a lighthearted question because some of these niggas be depressing, but I guess they are Joe fans, so it's probably expected. Way to go, buddy.
He continues. So I was listening to Holiday Inn by Chingy and realized, listen, I love this song.
All right. I was listening to Holiday Inn by Chingy and realized he is the worst friend to invite to the hotel party. He said his homie called him up and had eight chicks in the hotel, and all Chingy had to do was bring some liquor. This motherfucker brings a 12-pack of Corona. One beer for everybody. I don't know how we've gone this long, and nobody has pointed that out.
That's a flush bag.
My question is, have any of y'all been in a situation where everything was set, the girls were there and down, but one of the homies fucks up the situation?
Joe, you're going to do the same shit. I'm on that, bro. I ain't going to lie. Am I? You are going to have like seven wedding bands. But you don't have that many watches.
Back in the days, I can see that. Talk that shit, Flip. No, no, no, no. For real. Back in the days, yeah, but I had some niggas around me that taught me the right way to do it.
Jeremiah, I wish I could speak to the topic, but anytime a nigga was fucking up the kickback, I went upstairs.
Extra loud nigga, the nigga that's doing too much, the nigga that's doing, yeah, the attention is on him. Nah, nah, nah, niggas don't. Yeah, I got away from him. Nigga making him uncomfortable now. The next party, he's not invited to. Yeah, no, he's done. Never. He's dubbed. Nah, he's done. He can't come. He ain't invited up the stairs. Y'all stay down here. Just make sure shit cool.
Something pop off like how?
Oh, you're talking about your crib. Something should be popping off. Well, I was doing the kickbacks at the crib. I'm just saying. The nigga that don't know when to leave. Oh, that's the worst. Yo, you came. You shot the shot. It missed. It's over. She's tapping her homegirl.
Something like that.
Me. We know who the second one would be. Who? You know who. Who you think? You can answer. Answer. Fire man, nigga.
I don't want him in my kickback. Why? Competition? No, you don't. What are you going to do? He's cool. He's a conversationalist. He don't talk. He want to sit there and just look cute and drink water in the corner. Nigga, get the fuck out.
You came with that watch and changed the band, nigga.
Is Freeze quiet? I put Imani second, just because Ish don't talk.
Are you like a quiet dude?
I wasn't even trying to say it like that, dog. Ain't nobody. Oh, shit. I wasn't saying that. I just talked to Mark. No. I'm telling you that's not really your bag. So you got one watch that you primarily wear all the time. My nigga, that watch costs more than all our watches in here damn near put together. I'm sure it does. So I can't say nothing about your watch. I'm just saying. Your watch.
Nah, nah, nah. What you call it? The kickback, if I had a kickback, I think that I'd put all three of you on the same level. Freeze going to kick back.
K-Bull guys. K-Bull guys.
I like this question for everybody before we get to our sleepers. Mel, who are you at the kickback?
Do you think that it'll be borderline annoying or you know the line?
Okay. Are you down to meet somebody to kick back or are you one of those, hey, I'm just here because I got the invite. I'm just look cute and have fun, but I'm trying to meet none of y'all to kick back.
I can see that. So are you down to meet somebody at the kickback? Yes. Got it, got it, got it. Mark, who are you at the kickback? I'm laid back. I'm a little quiet. But chill, not like weirdo quiet. Just quiet, you know what I mean? Harvard headass. No, not like that. Harvard niggas don't get to come there.
I've been interviewing people long enough to never stop asking questions right now. Mind your fucking business. Mind your fucking business. Hope it goes well. Hope it went well.
I was about to say the problem is whatever you came with, you might not leave with. Hey, hey, hey. We seen that happen before.
Yeah, I think you got it, Mark. It'll be cool. I sneak a sneaky right here.
Sneaky niggas, yeah. I ain't sneaky. I just, you know, you know your tricks. Nigga write the number down on the paper and slip it. Shake their head down to their head. Keep that. You took it back to 92. Mark, I know you're tight, Mark.
But you got to remember, when people look at me, they already see me in one way. That's one way. Not at this kickback. They don't even know nothing about you. Oh, yeah.
Try to find a little corner and figure it out.
All right, I don't have anything else that is near and dear to my heart that I need to share with an audience. What say you guys? No, we good. No, I'm straight.
You stumbled on the way out? On the way out of where? Mermaids. You heard? I did. They ain't get no details. No.
My man good. He cool.
You would have woke up and said, nah, I'm good. That's true.
You don't ever see him. Where you going, nigga? Maybe I'm a patriot. I got a rant that's inside of me. I got a rant. No, I got a rant. But you got to get it out, Joe.
I'm not doing a rent. I'm not going on a rent. Yo, yo, yo. Because. Hey, Flip Fontaine. I'm not going on a rent. That's my 30 piece.
Oh, my God. All right. I got a sleeper. I got something to even sleep on. Let's do it. I got something to even sleep in on. Well, you was telling us about the, you said you're not going to go on a rant, but, and you started to say something. Good job, Ice. Oh, I'm saving my rant, please, Ron. Oh, you're gonna save it now? Yeah, I'm putting my rant. But what's the rant about?
Just so people can be... Yeah, you can start to talk about it. It's about the internet people. And my new thing, I can't respond to internet people. The 27 views people?
I felt the same way. Same thing when Cam did that same shit to me. It's like, nigga, you? People get... I agree with him on that.
I want to go off.
All right, Internet.
Let's now act like, all right, you know. All right, I got a sleeper from some little white boy. Let's see, his name is Greek.
Did you? Did I get this song from you?
Do you remember? Oh. She took it crazy. I don't know what you did with her. She had her auntie bag. She's going at you crazy. Hey, June June. Ever since a nigga chased you out of Mermaid, she's about to say, stop. No, but for real, I know you, Joe. I don't want to step in the joke. Did I get it from you? Did I play something else?
All right, so I'm going with Ombre, friend of the show. And this record is called, actually, no, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Hold up, hold up. It might have been one of mine. Oh, shit. Why y'all disrespecting me this way?
friend of the show and this record is called Stop Playin'.
Look at that nigga, son. Wow. Play my man outfit, nigga. One watch you got. Singular. That shit, that was five minutes from not having it.
And that record is called Stop Playin' Brand New Old Music. Shout out to Tempest, friend of the show, man. Hopefully she is doing well. And that's what I got for y'all. What's up?
How many wedding beds? I'm not doing this with y'all all day. How many wedding beds you got? I only have three. I just have three. What? and one is very one is like cheap it's like a it's the black rubber joint I used to like play sports in and I wear it with I also wear it with an Apple watch But I do a gold and a platinum one. Why catch a straighter? Apple Watch is the cheap shit, though.
No, no, it's just black. You just said one is cheap, so I'll wear that with Apple Watch. It matches my Apple Watch. Because of the color. It's only because of the color. You know, I went to Apple and tried on an Apple Watch as I was waiting for the new iPhone or something, and it just didn't look right on me. I love my Apple Watch. I love my shit.
Just get it off. No. No and no.
No, I'm not talking about the quality of it, and I'm just talking about... what's going on up here today? You got a rash?
I'm going to Leia the Leo. I-F-Y.
How do the boys do this? It didn't look right on my wrist, so I didn't get it. And we play, it ain't the cheapest thing in the world either. It's up.
Have you ever met a, or even an unattractive vocalist? Of course. Who?
I get shit made from, you know. Did you have to purchase all your wedding bands or did your wife do that? Great question. I was going to ask that. Because I've never been married, but to my understanding.
Your wife gets you the wedding band.
What I was going to say is she technically bought it, but when she swipes that card, the bill still comes to me. So that's why I was trying to figure out a way to say that. Be respectful, nigga. It's our one in the podcast. She has her own card. Oh, yeah. She has her own card. The act of purchasing was done by her physically. Yes. She picked them out? That's their bags.
But we shopped for bands together. I said what I wanted. Because you said your girl had your card as well, and she swiped for the trips. You were saying the same thing he's saying. My wife got her own one. Her own actual card? Also, if you give your girl your card, you didn't give her her own one on your line. My girl has her own everything, my brother. Okay. I don't want no problems.
It's fine. Please participate. Just trade us, man. Please, man. Anybody. Seriously. For real. However you feel. No judgment.
Link to what account? Only one of her cards is under me. Nice. That's the one she bought the trips with, right? Air Max. One of her Air Maxes. Under me, but... Yo, move along, please.
Well, we know we get rid of you. Soon as you get on the elevator, you going over there, you going over the fire escape. Oh, shit, listen.
Ish? I'll be there. Flip? Can you give us a time and a location, though? He said 6 o'clock. I think he said 6 p.m., right? Oh, I didn't get that. But we didn't get the location, though. We didn't get deets.
And then send it to everybody who's not on the group chat so they don't excuse us.
How's that? We lit. Yo, real quick, by the way, we didn't say this during the show. Yesterday, Wu-Tang Clan announced their final tour. I'm going to that month. So just everybody grab tickets. We always wanted people to support it. That's all. You know what I mean? They'll be in Newark, so y'all can go to see it in the world's dirtiest city.
You can also catch it in Philly, New York, and every place else. Yeah, that was New Jersey's dirtiest city in the world. You know. You know Philly's dirtier than Newark, right? I don't know about that. You out your mind. You know. You know. Every time I go to Newark, all I see is dirt and projects and rats. Ain't no projects and ain't no rats. There's definitely some projects.
There's no projects in Newark. Where was I when I ran up into projects by accident? When they chased you? Nah, quite the opposite. You chased them? You laid something down?
No, what happened was, no, I was in Maplewood. Why are you looking at me like we had this conversation? Because we did have this conversation. I asked you where I was at. I was in Maplewood, and somebody stole my Benihana, and these niggas started taking my shit. So I was like, ain't nobody in Maplewood stealing my Benihana.
Then I get in the car and keep chasing. Then I went, I left Maplewood and ended up in another neighborhood. And before I knew, I was in some high rise with a bunch of niggas like, who you here for? And I was like, you know what? I don't need to bend your Honda that bad. I thought it was. It was like North.
They let you slide. What would you say? They let shit slide. I was driving around for an hour trying to find this. You said Australian Maplewood, right? I was acting like you was looking for them, but you know. Oh, no, I was looking. That nigga was a block away from Seton Hall. You said that's what I'm talking about.
It's Ivy Hill Project. It's Ivy Hill Apartment Building. They would turn into Newark right on that street, though.
Three million people. Three million people. Whatever, man. Whatever.
Move along, please. Sometimes you got to decide. Let's get out of sales.
Yeah. Give me that. Give me that. It's going to make that nigga heart jump.
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, we bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir. A simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Here you go. Come to me.
Anybody doing anything fly this week? Anybody doing anything? I'm just busting some niggas' ass in ball. How about y'all? Going to Orlando. Getting to it. Heading on down to Orlando for my niece's birthday party.
88 years old, man. That's a nice life. It is. Great life.
70 and up, 70 and up out there. Hey, 60 and up out there.
You gotta go to the answer. Yo, hold up. Real quick. Starting to ration? You played the record. Shit was heat. People tagged the nigga. He was following me. Hit me up in 2017 about a video. Oh, seriously? Wait, you found the dude? The girl tagged him. His record. They tagged his page. I looked in the end. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I said, let me get out of this. Nigga wanted...
Bam, bam, bam, bam. That's not right. That's not right.
Oh, what the? This is disrespectful. Not at all. I don't think so. I think that's a tribute.
Also, Lester Holt stepped down from the news so he could focus full time on Dateline. Shout out to Lester Holt. Legend. A lot of legends moving around.
I'm glad to be back. We missed you. Your presence is felt. We did not have a blast. Yes, y'all did. Yes, y'all did. We were stressed out. I saw the racial draft trade combo. We don't have racial trade. Why you keep talking about racial trade? Why you keep talking about racial trade? Nobody traded you.
All right, come on. Let's get right to it, man. Let's get right to the proceedings this afternoon. Yes, sir. Where do y'all want to begin? Do y'all want to... I want to ISO one, issue a mark so we can help Meek with his tax problem. Ah.
2.8 on that year. I understand.
You had 12 years of penalties and interest coming from the IRS. That shit is a different level. I remember one year I had to pay them niggas back. I think I owed him like five. I ended up paying him like 21 grand. Some shit like that. It was something that was ridiculous because I ain't paying him for like four or five years. Yeah, I had a similar situation. That shit is different.
I owed him like half a million. And it was on like $100,000. Yeah. 120 tops. But I took like a long time to pay because I was... I got bad tax advice. They kept saying, wait, don't pay. We're going to fight this. We're going to fight. You can't fight. If you owe them six digits, you can't fight the IRS. All them commercials about discounts and shit, that's for... We got all the wrong info.
We go looking for receipts. Right. Let me get all your sneakers, my nigga. Get some bullshit. None of that shit matter, man. But I can see now how... Again, that shit was 12 years ago, dog. Yeah. He probably owed like 400, 500. He might have owed them 500 grand. Let's just say a $2 million tax bracket, you might have owed them $700,000 if you made two mil. And you ain't pay him.
Now you add on 12 years, my nigga, of compounded interest, penalties, fees. It could be 2.8 million. It shouldn't be 7,000 grand if you make 2 million. It might be a little more depending on what your write-offs and shit are. It could vary depending on what you're writing off. And if it's from back then, he didn't have the good...
Support and advice to do a lot of you know philanthropic work to write a lot I don't think his business structure was as tight as it is now based on what he said So he might owe a lot of he might owe a lot of money. Well, what made the tweet funny is that he tweeted it.
Definitely in his inbox. Here's the only thing, and I love me. That's my brother. Shout out to me. He's very close with Michael Rubin, billionaire. He's very close with Robert Kraft, billionaire. Close to Jay-Z, billionaire. I feel like there's resources out there that can give him good tax advice outside. That's what makes it fun.
he knows people more qualified than X to get his information he knows them yeah any question he ever brings to X is always funny comedy yo who know where I could buy a house who know where I could get a private jet yo that's why I love it I love it yeah I mean, it is funny. I ain't going to laugh, though, because I, too, have been in a tax situation, and that shit ain't no joke. It ain't no joke.
And IRS people are assholes. The more money you owe, they take it personal. They resent. I remember going into the office, and dude, damn, they cussed me out. Like, I thought we was going to have to fight. Like, he was cussing me out like it was his money I owed him. You know what I mean? Because they resent you having it, and they resent you owing it. You remember me, too? Yeah.
I'm like, I know that some more people owe more money than this shit y'all on my ass about. Then you really know when your accountant is trashed because they can't even get IRS on the phone. Your accountant going to sit there on hold for seven hours before he gets some information.
That's just what he did. He sat on the phone for hours. He told me he put it on three-way. He was like, why don't you hold for a little bit? I got to go to lunch. Oh, that's a great question. How many accountants have you fired before you got your tax situation right?
I didn't know that you can't even start getting your life together until you do it, until you fix it. Oh, yeah. Right. Nigga, you can't do shit. Nothing. I was invited to the White House one time, and they was like, you can't go if your taxes ain't paid up. Oh, my God, no way. Are you serious? On my mama. They was like, yeah. Damn.
Some things you can get into, like the Negro barbecue and stuff they be having when Joe Biden had in October. I ain't go to that. But some of the fancier stuff and formal stuff, yeah, you can't go in there with a tax debt. I mean, that makes sense, though. It did. It does make sense.
I don't know if they check check, but I know I was specifically told if you have a tax debt. It's a dope. Yeah, it's a dope. That makes sense.
As mad as I was, I understand. That makes a little bit of sense. And now they take your passport with the taxes. Oh, okay. I see that. And that makes a little sense, too. I found that shit out in 2020. They told me to surrender it. I didn't. I paid it since I'm legal. But I'll just be clear. But I didn't and I still travel. But technically, they're supposed to take your passport.
And it makes complete sense. Because if you owe enough, it's enough to leave. And me talking about 2013. Dog, when they hit me, it was for 2006, 8, 9, 11, 12. That's not my job. It was like seven years that they was like, yo, something was wrong right here. I was like, dog, that's when I had money. Y'all catching me dead broke right now.
I'm trying to do layaway plans and all types of shit with them dudes. Yeah, and they'd be like, fuck your layaway plans. They told me my layaway plan would be $40,000 a month.
That's when you got to pull the tricks out. Hit that bankruptcy.
All right. Hey, trade I'm willing to deal with if you don't have the money when them people come. Them tax debts come back. Them seven years don't wipe off your federal tax debt, though. I was about to say, I don't know if it wipe off. They don't wipe off tax debt. They don't wipe off them big student loans either. Student loans, yeah.
You got this, man. Dog, 2013, he made two million. And that was his debut. I was about to say, that's when he was fishing.
Damn. Life's been good for him. No. When I'm a boss in a house party and all that came out. That was like 11, I thought, right?
Now, 2 million. He just went in his account and paid it. Like, 2 million ain't shit to him now. Do y'all think, I know we might have covered this before, but the internet was tearing Lil' Meech up for allegedly running through $5 million in three years. I understand it.
A lot of lifestyle.
They were finding pictures of him in the new outfits and saying, this is where the five million went. Yeah, I saw that.
Oh, yeah, girls spend money like... Five million is a lot of money, dawg. In three years, ain't a long time. We talking about after taxes or like the five million and then half of it going? I wasn't talking pre or post. Just running through.
So five million is two and a half.
That's usually what fucks people up. Two and a half is a lot to go through in three years.
And then the other piece of it, because this is what fucks people up. They did a study of this on NBA players. They think they're investing the money, but they invested in really bad things. So the biggest investment in the 90s, 2000s was car washes. Every NBA player said, I'm going to invest in a car wash. And so if they got a million, they would spend three of it.
And then they would say, look, I'm going to put two or three into this car wash. And then that would go away. They would lose the money. The investments would fail. So it's not always that they spend all the money. It's that they do really dumb shit with it. And for a lot of us in entertainment, there's a difference between having it and earning it.
And you don't always know when it's going to, like I know for me, I've had years where I made a lot of money. Me too. And I just assumed the next year would be the same. You always assume your next year is going to be more or the same. We never assume we're going to make less until next year come. And that's when you get fucked up. And yo, you start just chipping, chipping, chipping, chipping.
I miss you guys, too.
Spend $20,000 here, $13,000 here, $7,000 here. And that shit just start going. You be like. $9 here. Yo, that shit just start going crazy.
These niggas did not seem more loose and free to me. That's it. Not at all. They didn't. It was the same. These niggas didn't have fresh haircuts and shit. Yeah, these niggas.
It's a lot of money. If you're a regular person that has to spend an additional $250 a month, That's a lot of money for the average person. It's a big chunk of income. It's a lot of money. Exactly. Some nigga might only make $3,000, bring home $3,000, $4,000 a month. You got to spend $250, $300 extra. That's a lot of money. I agree with you. It's a lot for me. You're not tricking me.
I totally agree. No, I'm serious.
All right, good luck to Meek. What else is important? What else is important up here? This Steve Smith thing, I need y'all to explain this to me because maybe this is some shit niggas from New Jersey do. Whoa, what? What happened? I just... What? Look at some jerseys, dude.
So this guy, as people know the story, but if you don't know the story, Steve Smith Sr., the football player, was allegedly having an affair with a woman in the football organization, Ravens organization. The guy's husband finds out. The girl's husband. The girl's husband, excuse me, finds out and puts it on social media. Sure does. The proof. Why that some New Jersey shit, man? No, I'm asking.
Because I don't know anybody from my fair city that would ever put on social media that their wife was getting shish kebab by a professional football player.
The husband was what, right? Yeah. They react different.
Did you think he was playing him? Yeah, I didn't. Like, you're not playing me if you put that shit on there.
Called him. You're fucking my wife, buddy. And he's like, sorry? No, I don't even think he said sorry. He was like, I took the sorry like, pardon me? And anybody that knows Steve Smith, Steve Smith is a hothead. So I know he really wanted to blast him, but he knew he was being recorded. Right. Because he didn't say nothing else after that. And Steve Smith has been doing commentating.
You know what I mean? He got some NFL jobs. It's like, yo, I ain't going to let you fuck my shit up. But if I catch you outside.
So he didn't want to talk too crazy on that phone with this nigga being recorded. That's why the dude did it. I was going to lean into that. Like, that's why the dude did it. That's what that was. You fucked up my marriage. I'm going to fuck up yours back. So let me put all the tea out there.
Well, we think it's corny. That happens every day.
I wouldn't. I'm able to use it up here, but I wouldn't use that with her. Women always skip the for better or for worse part of the vow. She participated in fucking him. This is part of the worst part of vows. So when you speak about the sanctity of marriage, I'm bringing up all the words that were said during our vows at our wedding.
That's all I'm talking about. The sanctity of marriage don't mean it's going to stop bad things from happening. The sanctity of marriage should get us through the bad things happening.
But my response to that is, yes, it does. It does. If I slip and fall into some pussy, yeah, that's included in...
But what I'm saying is... It's for both. It's supposed to be for both. It's supposed to be, yeah. It's for both.
It's not as high. Listen to this. It's not as high as people think. What happens is when women get cheated on, they'll broadcast it. When niggas get cheated on, they ain't going to tell nobody because now you get looked at like a sucker. And so they'll eat it. but a lot of people get, men get cheated on and stay.
I didn't know that. That shit was all over the place.
And on top of that, a lot of times we did the cheating so when she cheats back, we understand. Like, oh. I done got 49 girls off.
What you doing? Yeah, but the niggas that's not leaving, you could do all that. You still know that you're not leaving.
I think how men look at it versus how women look at it are different. I'm not going to insert my views on this because my views be wild. But if my wife checks every box and she slipped one night, I'm not. Too nice. Would you say that you can't? Yo, you got to really be in. You flipped a week. You got to really sit in the room. We're going to talk about it. Yeah.
But I'm not leaving if you check all of my boxes.
That's me. Yeah, but I don't think that's fair. Your family, you come from a church-going family. Yes. Which means forgiveness is paramount in that.
What you appreciated, Mark, is that no one was willing to trade you, right? You motherfucker. I watched the whole thing. No, I appreciate it was at the end. Joe says something very nice. He said, in real life, I would not trade anybody. That's in this room.
Joe, would you read that verse? Would you say that...
No. You shouldn't. Wait, understanding and taking accountability for someone else cheating or two different things. Okay, explain. Accountability means that... I could see the part I played in it. Got it. Right? Like, if... What's the phrase the fucking stupid therapist said?
Like, if you have a problem with how your significant other is showing up, then the first thing you need to do is check how you was showing up. Because cheating is not, cheating is the result of things happening prior to. That's not true. I don't agree with that. He said that's what the therapist told him. I agree with that. I think it depends on the person.
If your girl is feeling empty, if your girl is feeling lonely, if you're not fucking your girl enough, if you're not paying her enough attention, if you're not checking certain boxes for your girl, we all human. I understand how somebody could step out.
Oh, shit. Everybody. What I'm saying is, isn't that an argument for taking accountability? If I look at myself and say, look, she cheated because I was gone. She cheated because I didn't give her attention. I didn't do all these things and she cheated. I mean, that's a way to say, look, it's still her fault. I'm not letting her off the hook, but I'm saying I got a role in this too. Yes.
So then that is accountability.
What about the thing is that she's cheating because everything is okay at home and I'm just greedy and I want some side pussy because shorty look.
That's one of the biggest misconceptions in fucking modern thought. People aren't human beings.
Yes, both. When you commit to somebody, whether you're in a church or whether y'all sitting on your couch, y'all committing to each other should be enough. Niggas use that shit that's married or not married as an excuse.
You could have went to the justice or the peace. And got married. If I sit on the couch with my girlfriend and say, yo, this is what we are deciding to do. I'm giving you my word that this is what we're doing. And she does the same thing. Or whether we go in a church and say, your honor, this is what we're doing.
I think your word should be your word, whether you're in a church or whether you're sitting in a couch. If you're just fucking people to fuck people, then you're immature. And those are not the people I'm speaking to. We're talking about relationships. There are people that are in relationships that are cheating every single day.
All of those people that are cheating in those relationships are not cheating because something is lacking at home.
So now you are using that thing as an excuse to go do something that you wanted to do. You are looking for a justification in which to do something. If you know your wife can't cook, if you married your wife and she's fat, you can't now say, yo, she's fat physically. So now I want to go out and find something. You married her.
To Joe's point, for better or for worse, it's something that you said you was going to do. So now when it goes for the worse, you can't now use that as a justification to go do some bullshit.
Sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes people, just people, it don't got to be this deep. Niggas be greedy. You can have a girl at home that's beautiful, could cook, pussy's amazing, sex is amazing. She's... attentive, she's supportive, she's all of those things.
It did. No, no. I know, but that's what I said. I like that button at the end where everybody felt like, it's just a nice exercise.
She checks every box and the nigga will go fuck something. Yo, dog, what are we talking about? I hate when y'all do this. I hate when y'all do this. Those are not the people that we're having a conversation about.
No, we are having those conversations because y'all said this. Y'all said, yo, people are going to do this because of this. And me and Ice are saying there's a whole different demo of people that are going to do it. We're not talking about that demo. We're not acknowledging that demo. You can't just say people.
No, because Joe said, yo, if you lacking at home and I'm not being supportive and I'm not this and I'm not that, then I'm leading to you cheating. Yeah, we're not just talking about habitual cheaters who have a problem with discipline and can't keep their dick in their pants.
Then you're losing me then. Joe, there are people that... might cheat occasionally. Nobody's saying you just some harlot chick that's just out fucking every time Dick and Harry, or nobody's saying you just some undisciplined nigga that's just outside wildin'. There are niggas that might have- If you cheat occasionally and you married and you took an oath, then you are undisciplined.
True, but you said like just a whore that's out here fucking everything. No, there's a gray. It's not black or white. It's not whore or virgin. There's a lot of middle areas that people cover. We doing a lot of unpacking and Shorty said that he rearranged her IUD. So I'd rather be funny.
Yo, that's crazy. Park's got the long sleeve under the short sleeve.
I wasn't trying to hear the rules and regulations.
Niggas cheat. One day, hopefully, if you grow up, that stops. That's not to say that you'll never be put in a tempting situation, but that's on everybody to know how to deal with tempting situations. If that come my way, I could fall victim just like she could fall victim, so I want to have that understanding and not just be the fucking police and the punishment and repercussions.
Good stuff. Good stuff indeed. Corey, you see why you gotta believe the bartender?
I just want to have understanding. It's hard. I don't cheat, and my wife doesn't cheat as far as I know. I'm sure she doesn't at this point. So, you know, it's hard for me to imagine a situation where that would happen just off, like, pure carnal instinct as opposed to, like, something really fucked up happened over a protracted period of time.
And I hope we can talk through that before we get there. But if it does, I would forgive, too. I mean, that's the point of marriage.
It's okay. It's okay. Listen, I'm speaking for me. I ain't speaking for nobody else here.
That's the thing. There's a lot of gray areas. What's inappropriate? Everybody got different. I got a homie who feels like... I got a homie whose wife, I should say, feels like... Any DM with a woman is inappropriate. You shouldn't be in any woman's DMs. Just as an example, whereas in our line of work, DM is a healthy and normal form of communication.
There's mad women out there that feel like a very normal conversation between you and another woman is you being inappropriate. No, how about people are just nice? What do you do when just somebody nice hits you and you respond being nice? That's not inappropriate.
Well, the bartender's getting the drop on you. Bartender! The nigga just left just now, yo. He walked out. Yo, tell Ray Random he at the door. He's standing outside, he's ready for the drama. Fucking bartenders, I tell you.
Women, women, women.
You know, I did the... Shout out to Louis J and Beards and Bottles. I did the thing for their live podcast over the weekend. I see you on the flyer, yeah. So listen, it was mad people that I hadn't seen in a long time. Me and one of my homegirls had a conversation. She said, yo, I seen you in some spots. I couldn't say hi because the nigga that I was with wouldn't allow me to speak.
So it don't just be women that be on no jealousy shit. These niggas be insecure.
Yo, she said, yo, I couldn't speak. I would have gotten in trouble if I spoke to you. I'm like, yo, that's crazy. How was your event? But yeah, like, dog, it don't just be women that be doing that. It be a lot of niggas that be on that jealousy and insecurity shit.
Yeah. Wait, you don't understand that? No. And unfollow? Yeah, no. No. I get unfollowed, blocked, all that shit. You would never do that.
I would never do what? Make your girl not say hi to somebody that she knows because you're all in a relationship. I don't know that I'm beyond that. I don't know that that's above me. I don't think so.
Like, it's probably situational. It might be circumstantial. I don't know. It might be circumstantial. But the same nigga that you saying you are, you just played your ex-girlfriend's man twice and gave that nigga worldwide. Not ex-girlfriend's man. That's her ex.
I mean, but I'm just saying, whatever the case may be, even worse, even better. Most men are not doing that, bro. Right. Most men are not secure enough to do no shit like that and lend no shine to no other man. That's my girl's baby dad. Like, I don't see you telling your girl, yo, you can't say hi to that nigga. That's a little bit different.
That might be my line. That's what I'm saying. Like, you went in her phone being nosy, snooping around. And got what you was looking for. You saw an anaconda in there. A real nigga.
Why is that crazy for you? Nigga. His wife going to see this. I'm going to call you tomorrow. He just pulled up. You want to be he, yo? You don't want to be he.
I want to come see you, but he home. He here now. This nigga. You saying you don't want to be he? I don't want to be the other dude either. Like, I want access to the person I enjoy fucking. All right, so you being mature. I'm on joke time. Nigga, I'd rather be that nigga. Fuck out of here. The lowercase e. Fuck that.
Lowercase e. You don't even get a capital H. I don't want us to beat this to death because I do have another kind of relationship-y topic to throw to y'all. Okay. And this is with Sade, Neo's latest baby mother.
Oh. My head was spinning for a second. Yeah, yeah. I thought you were getting... This nigga joke crazy. So...
This is Neo on doing an interview, I guess explaining how he told his kids about his poly lifestyle. Okay.
All right, we've heard enough from Ne-Yo at the interview. They told that nigga he need his own book in the Bible.
I'm sorry to everyone that this narrative is being forced down y'all's throats. And didn't I tell your corny ass not to have that shit going on in front of my kids? to do that cornball shit on your own time. That shit is sick as fuck. You are hella fucking weird for that, she added him. But I'm glad you think I'm playing with you after I done already warned you I'm not playing about my kids.
I'm not a negativity highlighter. So I don't want to play with you. I want to say I'm happy that you made it home safe. I'd be down to play too. If that shit wasn't true as hell.
And poly relationships aren't five plus quote unquote girlfriends that party with you every night so you can pick up more girls to hook up with. That is what you call an open relationship. You are a wannabe boyfriend. I guess wannabe boyfriend. I don't know. Oh, wannabe boyfriend slash pimp slash trick. Get a life. Oh, no. You like GFE. I don't know what GFE is. Girlfriend experience. Mm.
Stop disrespecting Polly. There's nothing exclusive about what you got going on, weirdo. And I'll just be patiently waiting like this for a motherfucker to sneeze wrong before I dust out my receipt book of everything under the sun. Foot on neck now. Belt to ass. Oh, shit. Just had to make that clear. That shit is weird and we don't condone clown parenting. Moving on. How are y'all doing?
Which part? On their argument, on him making his kids aware of his poly lifestyle and his multiple girlfriends or the moms. I was about to say the age matters. The age matters. I would have to Google it, but I do think they're young. Well, Sade just had a kid last year or two years ago. So young, yeah. I'm going to say this. That's not something I would do. Me.
Because I don't live a poly lifestyle, so I think that would be inappropriate to... Give it to your kids. But for the people that are in that particular type of lifestyle, if that's their truth, that's their truth is like people that do porn, right? We look at that like, oh, that's taboo.
A lot of people introduce porn to their kids really, really early on and let them know that this is what mommy and daddy do for work. But there's still limits.
He's got some wild views. This is not my view. So what I'm telling you is I could be objective. I could say, yo, I feel like this, but I'm not condemning them for feeling like that. But you draw lines, right? Like if you introduce your kids that I'm a porn star, you don't bring them to bring your daughter to work.
You say, here's the line. They don't hide it. That's wrong. I got their ages, by the way.
And actually, a lot of the porn stars, their kids go into porn. Wait, what? All right, yeah, I don't know what you're doing.
Isabella and Brayden are two years old, and then Brixton is nine months old. That was as of a year ago, so your age is more accurate, but that's the general age. They're little kids up to young teens.
13 is too young. That's too young. Actually, I did have a... When I had a teenage daughter, if I were in that situation, I was dating at the time. I would say, hey, I date different people. There's nobody you need to meet right now. Correct. To me, that's different than...
Than like, yeah, I'm in a polyamorous relationship. It's actually the opposite. Right. It's the opposite. And to me, that's the opposite. And to me, that's the proper way to handle it. And I understand everybody's different. If you're in a polyamorous relationship, like a real one where, look, I have two partners, I think that's okay to say, these are my two partners. But as Sade said,
That doesn't sound like what he's doing.
Her analysis is right. He's just openly fucking a lot of people. And to say, she's going to pour you cereal. That shit is weird. That's not what he said. And I had Neo on my topic list before this interview and before she replied. Because he looks nuts. Damn.
Like, I know as a nigga you ain't supposed to be able to say... And I love him, friend of the show, been up here. Neil looks nuts, yo. Yeah. He looks nuts because he's sharing his lifestyle with everyone.
He's making a spectacle. He's promoting that lifestyle, basically. He's adding people to the mix. Cool, but most importantly... Nobody on the internet, after a breakup of people you've been with for X amount of years, nobody ever just goes and sits the fuck down. Right. Because your way of- We just watched you be and shit for the last however many years. Go sit down for a minute.
I'm not doing it. Because I want you to get your shades. Because you're not going to be there with me. You're not going to be there with me.
This will make you breakfast. This will make you lunch.
Then he still shouldn't be introducing them to his kids. I think that's drastically different than him just fucking random people. No, even if, let's go with the latter, right? Let's pretend they are his girlfriends. That's what they saying. How long? I'll roll with it. Exactly. Better.
If you had one girlfriend that you just got with in the first four or five months, they shouldn't be meeting your fucking kids. So now you got four of them, y'all been together for six months.
And y'all talking about it should be kept from the young kids, but maybe not the teenagers. I'm on even more high alert with the teenagers. Absolutely.
Especially today. Today? So think about this. And again, I'm just giving an opposite perspective for the sake of discussion. Neo is Neo. So in today's society, they keep a camera in everybody's face. You don't have to. I don't roll with that. He's powerful enough to have privacy. There's plenty of people that's all the way up and are private. That's true.
Or have certain matters in their life private. I'm not mad at Ne-Yo doing what he's doing. Let me not... I don't want to come off wrong. I'm not mad at whatever lifestyle he want to live. That's on him. And he's Ne-Yo... Like, I actually applaud him for saying to himself, yo... Because he been on. I don't have to discipline the fuck with one chick. Neo been on. I mean, don't make me say it.
So if now he's saying, yo, one relationship, one woman is not for me. That's not how I'm on it. This is how I want to live my life. Then I applaud that freedom.
I think that that comes with a line in how you parent. I agree with that. Because what happens when your daughter comes home from high school and says, Daddy, I got a boyfriend. And so does my girlfriend. And so does my other girlfriend. We all got the same guy. Just like you. You don't do what you see me do. Right. Yeah.
I don't think that works.
Y'all never worked. Y'all don't understand that kids are coming home saying that now.
Let's say his daughter or somebody's daughter, take it off of Neo and they family. Let's say somebody's daughter comes home at 17 and says, yo, I'm poly. I'm probably going to whoop some ass. Because now we can't stand on a, yo, we pro this, but we not pro that when it comes to sexuality. Yeah, we can. Yes, I can. We can do that. Yes, I can. Damn sure can.
But if I knock you to the ground, I'm preventing you from getting jumped. Oh, my Lord. Thank you. Because some niggas may not hit me because they know me. All right, Flip, Flip, get out of the way. That's exactly how I got hit every time I ever got hit.
Some of it is a hypocrisy, though. Don't we condemn that when it comes to other sexual life choices? With parenting? Yes. With teenagers? If your son came home and wanted to be trans now at 15, 16 years old, I've heard everybody up here come up here and defend that. Not everybody. Not everyone. You're right. I'm just saying.
So now we're drawing a line now about when your kids can come home and be open to you about their sexual choices or their sexual preferences.
I don't think that's hypocritical at all. Some shit we gonna go with and some shit we not. Yeah, I don't think it's hypocritical. I think it's hypocritical if I say this is right for me. It's the right thing to do. I'm not doing anything wrong. When you do it, it's wrong. That's hypocritical. What I'm saying is something a little different. I'm saying that at that age, well, two things.
One, I don't think what Ne-Yo is doing is actually polyamorous. And so I think he's muddying up the water so that when the kids follow that lead. We all for Ne-Yo. Or whoever. What I'm saying is when we start using these terms loosely, it gets messy. And I also think at that age, you have to, as Mel said, talk through it with them.
If my 17-year-old daughter had come home and said, look, I'm polyamorous, I actually don't think I would trip about that. My worry is how... I'm not confident that at 17 you're able to clearly know what you want and what you want to do. But you've been an advocate and a proponent of... when do you think is an appropriate age for them to make that determination? Some of that is kid to kid.
Some kids are more advanced and mature. Because I have two daughters who are very different personality-wise and maturity-wise. So I don't think it's like when you turn 18, something magically happens. I think it depends on the kid. But I worry that if we just say, go do that because we're so progressive, which I am progressive, but we don't have any oversight to it, then it can become dangerous.
And I think people like Ne-Yo make it harder because there are people who live very responsible, careful, healthy, polyamorous lives. And I think what he's doing is so messy and different than that that it makes it harder for everybody else to talk about it because now they think just fucking everybody's polyamorous. They don't even know what it really is.
That's why I said get off that. If you're not an adult... And I'm a parent, I have a hard time believing that you are now capable of managing poly relationships at 17 years old. I think you've got a hard time managing being with one person or just learning how to be with one person.
Learning a checkbook, getting a job, learning people, learning the world, learning life. You ain't coming to my house at 17 talking about I'm poly.
No, if you want to talk about it, we can. I don't think that's the same. So I left it. I didn't leave it. in fear of speaking about it. If my kid comes to me and tells me, yo, I want to be a transgender, you're having a conversation with me about how you feel inside. As a person. That, to me, has nothing to do with other people or outside people. That's my kid telling me how they feel.
But I like high stakes. It's more high stakes. Maybe I used the wrong word. We understand what I'm saying. Consequential, yes.
that most aren't done most aren't so if we don't know what we're talking about and that's the what joe just said is really important because that's the misconception if we're just talking about how you feel inside i'm willing to engage that conversation have that conversation i agree if my son comes to me in five years or two years or two months and and and says i feel like a girl i'm fine with that um and i will we'll work with that and we'll go through that
But that doesn't mean that I would allow a sex change. I think the misnomer about trans folk is that people are trying to give all these trans kids sex changes. Most of them don't get it until after 18. And the hormone... But a lot of them don't get it at all. Let me just finish this thought. This is really important. The hormone blocker is a thing that people often get.
But hormone blockers can be undone. So if you get a hormone blocker because I don't want to transition into certain things that happen naturally through puberty, and then suddenly I change my mind at 14, 15, I feel differently, and I'm actually not trans, I'm just queer, I'm not trans, I'm just this or that. You just...
Stop taking the hormone blockers. That's what I would do to address that point. Because, again, just like that, it's a high six choice to make it 13.
I don't know. I would do something, though. Bro, you got to be open to talk about all of that shit. That was my whole point. Like, you can't condemn one and talk about the other.
Not something. Change it already. All right. That's your man. That's your man right there. Change clothes. Yeah. Freeze. Salute. Got to have those conversations, nigga.
See, y'all got young kids, so y'all excluded from this.
Actually, one who'll be 21 on Thursday. Oh, happy birthday. I was going to actually ask y'all. We'll talk later. I need some gift advice. Okay. Money. It's just money now. At 21? At 21? It's just money. Look, and you rich. Money. What is the proper amount? I was going to give her like a fancy, something thoughtful, like a bag. But you said just give her cash.
What is a reasonable amount of money that won't make me look cheap but also isn't ridiculous?
Five. No, she's full time. She's a junior in college. She's studying abroad in Spain right now. Why are you laughing at me?
Five. 5K. Five to 10K. I was going to give her 2,100 because she's 21. But is that cheap?
I don't think so.
At 21, your kid been waiting to be 21 their whole life. You give them a little something so they can act and feel 21 and leave you alone for a little bit and see what they do with it. And if $2,100 don't do that? $2,100 does not do that at 21 today in this economy. It doesn't.
I'm telling you it don't. You are out of your fucking mind. I have a kid that's over 21. I'm telling you. And you rich. Stop it. I don't have watches. I'm not trying to be funny. I don't have watches.
That one. Why do you keep saying I ain't going to do that because they're going to think I'm focusing on me? No, no, no. You have to stop saying that about me until I get more watches.
That's a fact. All right, so you up. You up. So you can give. I told y'all about the misconception that that spreads when we say that from this room. Because that gives the impression that you where you want to be to the people that are above you. And I ain't. Where you want to be, that's internal. I'm not viewing it like, yo, you up, you up, you up. No, I ain't nowhere near where I need to be.
I'm nowhere near where I need to be. Yo, you a magician. I ain't at the spot where I can just go to Short Hills. Let me talk. I ain't at the spot where I can just go to Short Hills and get every watch I want. That's not what I meant. No, we not talking about expensive watches. My money has to go to, like, important shit. Ish, you do these magicians.
No, the contractor come out here. Hold on.
You're up. You're in a great position more than average. You dress for where you trying to be.
See, y'all calling me crazy spreads the wrong message to the audience. You should move, act, behave, and present and appear for where you want to go. Got it. Not for where you at. You should look like where you trying to go, not from where you come from.
So when y'all say that in here, it gives a certain impression. The two things don't have nothing to do. The two things don't have nothing to do. I don't give a fuck how many Hallmark cards you write right now. I asked y'all last part. What do you think you have to do to double your income today? What did I got to do with you not being able to go to Shore Hills Mall and buy any watch you want?
Nothing. You can go to Shore Hills Mall and buy any watch you want. You talking to me. Four of them. Exactly. I could. It would be irresponsible. I didn't say it was.
These biggest conflate my points. I know what he meant, though. I don't know what nobody means, Mark.
Mark knows exactly what I meant. The fuck are y'all talking about? Yo, you a smoking mirror man. No, he ain't. To me. He ain't even good at it. That nigga picked the whole goal post up. No, I just speak with context and nuance and everybody don't get that. Nobody. Everybody don't get that. You got some backlash for being up, huh? I totally understand.
Five stacks, nigga. We bet that on a Sixers game. Who's we? Me and Mark.
That's why we can't do it. We can't tell you the truth. What are you looking for me to say? I want you to say, yes, you're right. I apologize. I take accountability for doing that. For calling you rich? Yes. I don't apologize for that. I'm not rich. I think you're rich. You got it. I ain't got a lot of issues. What's that watch he had on ice? You got it. Sky Dweller. The Sky Dweller. That's one.
Yeah, that's a nice watch. That's rich. You're not rich, but you up.
The P almost come together. You the up. He think he the only nigga in New Jersey that knows math or has a calculator, and he's not. True. You don't got no numbers to put in your calculator. Yo, let's move on. I do. No, you don't. You have one number to put in your calculator. I have more than one number. And when I go home, I put more than one number in there. They made up, though.
I know what you're doing. I see how you're moving. It's nice. It's attractive. It's inspiring. This nigga's crazy. What's wrong with me for saying that? How you're moving is inspiring to people. What you bringing in, I think you could run a class and a course and teach people, especially with the state of the market, on what's going on out there. You could be fucking Ian Funlap.
You could be fucking something. You could be doing something. Being fun laughing.
Fun laughing, wow. Dickie Fontaine. I'd be Wall Street rapper. Yeah.
This nigga just make up shit. He's stupid. Because y'all get on the airwaves and do all this shit and then I go behind the scenes and try to convince people how underpaid I am.
Yo, this nigga just said, yo, I gotta go and sit in other rooms and explain to them why I'm underpaid. While he shines this fabricated, busted-ass neon light on my money acting like I got more than what I got. What the fuck you think I gotta do when I go sit in other rooms? The rooms you sit in is... What room? What are you telling me? Can I say it? What are you saying? Yes, Your Honor.
That's the room you sit in. Yes, Your Honor.
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All right, with that being said, at some point during the broadcast, we're giving Mark Lamont an ISO for Joy Reid. I don't think that's right this second. Before we continue, I want to say rest in peace to Roberta Flack. For sure. Rest in peace, Roberta Flack. The legend. Rest in peace to Al Troutwig. For sure. Nick's broadcaster. That fucked me up. That fucked me up. And Gwen McRae.
Gwen McRae, yeah. And Gwen McRae passed. So rest in peace to everybody that we lost. Again, rest in peace to Irv. His brother Chris Gotti did an interview talking about his last poker game when he was eating Chinese food and had that massive stroke. I had heard that story in the street about the poker game. It's just sad. Food is killing us, man. I ain't going to hold you. Oh, Jerry Butler, too.
Just go. That's it. It was tough to hear about Roberta Flack and the circumstances.
She actually lost her battle with... Hate, not hate. You monsters.
She died of a broken heart. We did not kill Roberta Flack. I need to investigate this, man. Do y'all feel like shit that the last thing y'all said about Roberta Flack was that she was elevator music? How do you feel about that, King Wawa? Don't look at your phone now. You ain't got nobody to call. How do you feel about that? Do you feel bad? No, Roberta Flack is a black great.
Clear it up. Clear it up.
Who I got to clear it up for?
Oh, you want the narrative to run that you didn't? In my hood, they say spectators get spit on. Some old school shit from the 40s. I don't know.
That's that North Jersey bullshit. But they've been adding some things to Camden.
Oh, man. That's crazy. That's some wild shit right there. How y'all doing today, man? What's good? Good, man.
Irvington is Beirut, my niggas. Yeah. Irvington should be on the list. Irvington. Even I know that. Irvington is fucked up. Newark ain't Newark anymore. No, he's right, but again, with all of them cities, they all big as hell.
East Orange ain't going to be in the top 10. Top 15.
You do that, nigga. Irvington, New Jersey is number one. Nah, man. Nah, Patterson and Camden got it. All right, it's a global broadcast, so I want to focus on New Jersey.
Okay, anything in music that we need to get to?
Who wants to tell Rolling Stone to shut the fuck up?
Rolling Stone says, I'm not even going to read it from the thingamajiggy. Rolling Stone says that Thriller was damn near a perfect album until they got to Lady In My Life. It was part of the 50 worst songs on great albums list they made. And the Lady In My Life came number 20. They said that Lady In My Life not only was the worst song on Thriller, but a horrible choice to end the album with.
You've heard it. You know what? You've heard it on the radio. I got it. You've heard it. He's an immigrant. The Boyz II Men. He's an immigrant. I got him.
You are an immigrant.
What? Just let mellow you right on out. Go ahead. Go home.
It's fine no matter where you place it and no matter what R&B album you place it on. Hey.
Here's what fucks me up about this.
The thing is, if you wanted to make, and I love Thriller, if you wanted to pick one off Thriller, there is a song. All you have to do is say the girl is mine. Yeah, get Paul McCartney ass the fuck out of here. Get Paul McCartney the fuck up out of here.
That song did not age well.
No, I'm saying they're not going to say that. But I mean, the song is, to me, that one always felt out of step with the album. It's a little bit corny. It doesn't age well. And it's not a terrible song. But if you had to pick one off a thriller, that's the one you pick off.
They did get one right up here, though. They got drunk shit the fuck out of here. What about Drunk Out Girls? No, I was making sure it was on the list. He's right. And it is up there. In terms of what? Terrible songs on Great Albums. Terrible songs on Great Albums. I like that song. That song, Drunk Out Girls, that song should not have been on that album. That song is a mess. What's the song, Ice?
Drunk and Hot Girls. Did they get Drake's birthday song? Happy Birthday, whatever. Ratchet, Happy Birthday. Is that on there? It's your fucking birthday. Girl, it's your birthday today. But it said on Great Albums, though. Yeah, but I'm saying. What album was that? Scorpion. Scorpion. It's that great album. I like that album. I got Bad Blood up here by Taylor Swift.
Yeah, they got Bad Blood on there by Taylor Swift. I love Bad Blood.
They trippin'. You know Bad Blood. Tay-Tay killed Bad Blood. You definitely know Bad Blood. I'm also not asking Roland Stone about their opinions on that. I think they be doing trolly shit just for conversation purposes.
Clicky shit. Clicky shit. Rage baiting. Yeah, rage baiting. That's a good way to put it. It's rage baiting. That's exactly what it is. You know, that's true. They ain't even my life. Shit. That's fucked crazy. They gotta go on the album right now.
Go back to that one.
Find that record, Joe.
What he went to Jamaica and did? Yo, what that guan boy?
That was on Yellow Brick Road, I believe.
That song is trash, too.
And that's why they would never get rid of Paul McCartney on that list. That's what I would... Exactly.
All right, so we said fuck Rolling Stone. What else in music do we need to get to? Y'all want to do J. Cole versus Freddie Gibbs? We can do it. Yeah. Let's do it. I'm not mad at it. Well, why are we doing that? It's Freddie Gibbs versus J. Cole. Yeah. Why are we doing that? Well, Gibbs been shooting at Cole pretty much. I think it opened the door to say,
You can't keep talking about how well you rap and how you rap better than everybody if you won't engage. Because that's the spirit of hip hop.
Is Rakim battle-tested? Yes. Is Andre battle-tested? I mean, like, it's some greats that ain't bad. Yeah. All right, so Freddie Gibbs tweeted out the yawn emoji. Then he said, niggas be rapping about how they kill rappers and yada, yada, yada careers and blah, blah, blah, but be backing out of rap beefs.
Got it. All right, so that's how we got here.
That you don't have a personal relationship with. You know that the Kendrick and Drake shit was going to go... way left, so if you want somebody that's a formidable opponent, because he is, he goes, he goes, let's see what you got.
You just can't do that. It's still weight classes. It is. So you saying what? I'm saying that there's still weight classes. I agree with that.
We talking about just rapping. I feel like we've had this talk here before and I said that before. That they're not the same. Are we talking about just rap? That's all we talking about. This is just rap. Yeah, they're in different weight classes. Who's in a higher weight class? J. Cole. It's only one up.
Pretty close is not the same weight class. I think they're in the same weight class in just wrapping. Freddie Gibbs is my man, and he listens to this pod. I don't want to come off a weight taking the other side in this. I just never heard anybody put Freddie Gibbs in J. Cole's weight class. I'm not just speaking for me. And that's why I think niggas are shooting.
Like, yo, dog, you be getting more than other niggas that's out here putting pen to pad. Show me. Who have we heard Freddie Gibbs battle? I was about to know. I was going to say it too.
Why? I'm here now. Stop it. He hasn't battled that. Stop it.
We got records where he popping his shit and talking his shit and we can assume what it's about. Those exist. Right? But the other person got engaged to make it a battle. That's my point.
Yes. Yes. Well, that's what they were doing, kind of. That's why I asked it about Gibbs. Because if a formidable opponent were to say something to Cole, like Gibbs is, I'm not mad at that. But if you're saying, yo, you're not battle tested. You ran from the fucking battle. You ain't smoking nothing. Then I'm looking at you like, all right, who you smoked? I might have shot that nigga.
I shot though. I would let my gun go. Pause. No, that's not a pause. All right. All right. That's fair.
Y'all know that, and, oh, man, I should just shut the fuck up. Never mind. I ain't talking. Well, good. You get paid to talk. I get paid for y'all to talk. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, he got it. No, that's a great one. I ain't never heard him respond.
He texted his attorney. Y'all know that in hip hop, the bigger guy gets to, if I'm Tank Davis. I get to turn down this fight. Of course. But you got to fight at some point.
I don't think it should be a strike on J. Cole's record for turning down a Freddie Gibbs invite. I think it looks worse if you take it. You got to strike somebody. But I don't have to strike the person that show up to my door seemingly trying to get hit. Here's the other thing for me. If after backing out of Drake and Kendrick, you then step into Freddie Gibbs, it might look like you got picks.
I'm just saying that's how it would look to people. That's how it would look to me.
Y'all don't think, again, I'm not trying to rep for Cole. Y'all don't think that it's possible that he could think that that fight might lower his cash? No. No. It could. Y'all crazy. I think right now. Y'all crazy. You talking about the Freddie Gibbs one? I think it does the opposite.
If I'm me and I'm all the M's up in the world and I'm doing things by my rules and my book and I'm independent and I was in that top three talk, no matter how y'all feel about how I handled it, it was a designated top three. Legitimately. And now my very next... contest is Freddie Gibbs, I could see him feeling like just in namesake and likeness, that's not where I want to be mixed up at.
It's some of these podcasters every day that be shooting at me, showing up to the door to get hit. Hold up, homeboy. It's not that I feel like I can't kill you with the snap of a finger. It's that me even snapping my finger to you
Don't make me do it. It's art of expression. I don't want to strip MCs of their ability to talk to a hypothetical opponent. True. But you're the same person that came in here and said, yo, emceeing is based on this, this, this, this, and this. So now if we take that out, stop saying it. What you would have did? Stop. It's not fair. It's not fair.
That's not fair. I'm not even going to lead you to that standard. What I'm saying is this. Kendrick Drake. Cole are listed as the big three. So anybody under those two niggas, which you wouldn't shoot at, would be four, five, six, seven, and eight. So now you saying, yo, I'm not going to come down and shoot at nobody beneath me, and I'm not shooting at them either.
But the point is, and I'm not, no disrespect to Freddie Gibbs, again, I'm a huge fan. True, true, true. But what I'm saying is, if Gibbs is six, maybe. But if he's 25... He's not 25. He's not 25 and just rappers. He's not 25. He's not 25, one. And two, what if J. Cole's statement earlier about the Drake and Kendrick beef, we only taking it to apply to that?
What if that's a blanket statement about beef?
Yo, but the peaceful niggas, hold up for a minute, Flip. The peaceful niggas, while they go in the booth, should have the freedom to explore any type of bar that they want to explore without somebody taking it personally or feel like I'm talking to them.
We're feeling it. Yeah, it's almost 60 degrees. Well, you came from L.A., but it was hot.
If he lose, it puts a stain on... See, I didn't want to say that to sound a way, but if I'm J. Cole sitting in North Carolina somewhere, what do I gain from that? Letting you niggas know to stop. Yo, all right, so it's a Jay-Z bar for everything. Once you get tag-lame, the games follow the leader. So now... You respectfully stayed out of the other shit.
I think that was a logical and rational move for him to do. But now the rest of you little niggas, if I'm looking at you like little niggas, not going to keep playing me. One of y'all going to get punched in your face. It's like running around niggas smacking your hat off. Right? You in school, niggas smacking your hat off. You know you can beat them.
I'm sure your hat got smacked off.
You was four for one. And?
My hat didn't get hit off my head. My hat didn't either, sir. But go ahead. Finish your point, though.
With the drag scully. Yo, but at some point you got to punch a nigga in the face so they can stop playing with you. And I think what's going to happen is if Gibbs shoot, he don't say nothing. Then the next nigga going to shoot. Then the next nigga going to shoot. You got to do something. I think all them niggas is fooling their audiences. So?
I don't, I don't, the only part I disagree with in your shit, yes, we all clowned J. Cole for the apology. I don't feel like everybody has tagged him as lame. Y'all know who the fuck Jermaine Cole is. Indeed. I said, but you didn't hear what I said. I said, once you get tagged lame, the game's followed. I don't think that's happened to J. Cole yet. That's happened.
I think he's saying if Gibbs and other people keep doing that, he don't respond, that that's what's going to happen, so he got to stop that by pushing back down.
He became an easy target to shoot at. I don't think Cole is operating amongst the normal confines of hip-hop rules. I don't.
I agree with that a thousand percent.
Yo. Who's in his weight class? I'll try to answer that, but again, I don't think J. Cole wants to beef with anybody.
That's my opinion, but I'll do it to engage. Nobody. Nobody. And we said at the same time, nobody. Cool. Nobody. So that's what we saying. If I'm not fighting Drake, if I'm not fighting Kendrick. Nobody. I'm saying nobody. I still say I don't think he would want to do that with anybody out there. Cool. Yo, niggas that grow to dreads and don't care about jewelry and none of that other shit.
Yo, if you came in the game with a Caesar. Seriously, because some of these niggas just came in with the baby dreads, no hang time, looking stupid and dusty. Talk about it. But if you came in with a Caesar.
And in a few years, you not only started the dreads, but went through the weird transition of it looking stupid. A box braids person. You had to look stupid for at least six years or some shit.
None of them niggas shot.
He didn't always shoot back.
No, he shot back at Joe. He said, shut your little ass up. That's what I'm saying.
Fuck out of here, nigga. And give me your beat. Yo. I didn't even talk about that one. No, I was talking about all of them. You were talking about Reminder. But not just Joe. I mean, he shot back at fucking Jim Jones. He did.
He did. That's a shot. I don't think that niggas in the rap game is running around looking at J. Cole like he's sweet. I don't care what they say in that booth. I don't care what they say about him.
That's what I'm saying. I think Gibbs is only even approaching it this way because he knows the opponent that he's talking to.
It's me and Drake. But them niggas knew not to play with me. No, by the time I did that, I already had a track record of whatever you want to call it, 40 and two. Like whatever you, it's a record. It's a substantial.
Hold it. Hit your shit off. Lil B. Some people feel like I lost the game. He lost to Ars and Lil B. Some people feel like that button, button, button, button shit was effective. I ain't mad. Shout out the game. My career is over. It was effective. It was effective. I smoked Gang's boots. I loved it. I thought it was great. I didn't play with niggas, but that don't matter. It ain't about me.
My point is, by the time that happened, I got a record out there. And that you would engage. Yeah, I wasn't saying that just zero and zero. I got you. Niggas ain't want to fuck with you. Everybody that's zero and zero got to shut the fuck up. That's not true. Yes, it is. Because guess what? You got to get in the ring to get 1-0.
Get one. Go get one. Fight back.
And J. Cole's first fight ain't his. This is not Gibbs' first fight. I don't think this should be either one of their first fight.
Even if they was going to fight, it's a fight that should be led up to. This ain't a first fight. These niggas don't want to fight no more. Then everybody shut the fuck up then. And I ain't gonna lie, these little niggas be shooting. That's why we talking about the rappers right now. We talking about the Wale, Big Sean.
I got a list of niggas that I think just on sheer marketing should go smoke something. I got a list of people that it don't need to be no problems with nobody. You should wake up and just go pick somebody and smoke them. And that's exactly what you would do, especially if your career fell off a little bit, a la a couple of niggas you named. I've been trying to gas a nigga to do that for months.
Wale, could you go in and smoke somebody? I'm keeping Big Sean out of this because I've seen him attempt to smoke a cig outside.
I'll leave Sean alone. I think Sean's the one. I wouldn't mind me channing somebody up. That whole class from last decade, I wouldn't mind if they mixed it up. They too quiet for me. Say what you want about Drake and Kendrick and all these niggas. In 2024, shit got active. That's true.
Yeah, go get active. If the two biggest niggas could get in the ring and start fighting, any of y'all niggas could do it. That's true. And they don't even got to go where they shit went. That was personal. They ain't like each other. Yeah, that was personal.
Yes. Yeah. Yeah, nigga rap. He can rap his ass off. Both these niggas can rap, which turned into a Discog for Discog thing online. I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it. Nope. Good luck to both of those gentlemen. I'm minding my business. In the event that y'all mix it up, I will be by speaker. And waiting to go to a microphone. No, no, no, no. I ain't going. Oh, yeah. And waiting to go to a microphone. Oh, yeah.
Part about it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we know not that microphone. It's not your bag no more.
You're doing a lot of highlighting of what's not in my bag today. I was just about to say. Watches, wraps. That's not true. You're doing a lot of highlighting of what's not in my bag. That's not true. Your watch is amazing. I just said your watch costs more than anybody watching. Watch. Watch.
You're making me mad. You got another watch.
Watch. You got to go buy some shit. And I didn't know where your two losses came from. So that was me bigging you up. I didn't know nobody that smokes you in the rap.
I said, yo, where your two losses? You said 40 and 2. I said, where the 2? I thought you was about 35 and 0. From my book. There you go. I think I never lost. He be hove. Hov ain't bad on it. I'm 21. What the fuck you talking about? Hov didn't bat. Hov did that. Oh, shit. Shoe fly. Shoe fly.
Tall task, too, by the way. You know what I'm saying? It wasn't a battle. Tall task at 22 years old. But if I call you Sean Bradley. Dealing with the best rapper in the world. Yeah, that's what I say. It wasn't a battle. kind of, you know, go ahead, go sit down somewhere. I'll sit in a bar with this nigga tomorrow. And you won't.
This project was slept on, I ain't gonna lie.
Oh, man. Let's see. What else? What else? What else is out there in music? All right, there is a word written up there that I won't say, but we already reported that Diddy's attorney stepped back, stepped down from the case. He said he did that because he couldn't morally continue with what he knew. The whole internet tried to guess what it is that he could know.
I'm not going to play that game because it's too big of a broadcast. What I will say to y'all is, you know what, I'll just say it. I ain't going to ask y'all shit.
This is the Meek Ross project. I came in and told y'all.
That's your job. No, look. I'm coming to tell you the truth about what I did so you could defend it. Find a defense. It's not for you to pull out your moral compass and tell me that you can't continue yada, yada, yada, yada. Here's the problem. Legally, you can't do that. It depends on unless you're mounting an affirmative defense.
In other words, if I'm going on trial for murder and you my attorney, Joe, and I say, yeah, I killed him. You now cannot... Defend me as not guilty. It's not true. Well, not guilty is not the only defense. That's what I just said. Right. So if our if but if my defense was I ain't do that shit. It wasn't me. You got the wrong person. I did it.
And then somehow you bump into information where you can no longer deny that you know that I was did it. We can either change the defense strategy to self-defense or crime of passion.
I didn't know that. Yeah. But you can't suborn perjury, so you can't then go out there knowing as an officer of the court that I did some shit. I'm not saying that's what happened with Diddy. I'm just saying that's where lawyers sometimes pull back because they no longer can have plausible deniability. That's why lawyers often say, don't tell me shit. So I should tell you.
I should lie to my lawyer. Yeah, I didn't know that. I want to be defended. Because, you know, a lot of the mobster lawyers, you know, they knew the truth and they still came up with a defense. But if they ever got caught doing that. Oh, if they got caught. Right. And so it's possible. And again, I don't know. But what about lawyer and client confidentiality? Right. But I...
You can defend me in a way that doesn't invite me to say something that you know isn't true.
You can raise reasonable doubt without getting me to say.
Like you can't bring me to the stand and question me and say, did you do it? And I say, no, you know, I did it. Because then you play in a park. You're suborning perjury, exactly. Got you, got you. Right. All right, that makes sense. That makes sense. It makes sense. And we don't know if that's what happened with Diddy's thing.
What Diddy's lawyer said that people are reading too much into is he said, under no circumstances can I effectively defend him anymore. That language people read as...
And that's not necessarily the case. The reason when you withdraw as an attorney at this stage in the game, the trial is in May. You have to be able to present not just to the court, but to potentially the bar association that there's no way you can responsibly defend this person. It could be for a lot of reasons. It could be, I got surgery and I'm going to be away for three months.
There's no way under any circumstances that I could defend him well. My family has some shit going on. I can't possibly...
give this case as much attention as exactly but this is the problem with that and and i said this last week i think that when you come out and you put out this ambiguous language you open up the door to speculation right and we know that the the media game is piranhas in the water just waiting around for something to chew on i think that that was irresponsible of him and i think that is going to weigh negatively on puff but here's the thing like oh
I was just gonna say, I don't know if he put it out in the public or if that's what he said to the judge, which you have to do. Which was then made public.
Like I just think that don't bode well for Puff. It doesn't, because it looks bad. And it might be nothing. It might have absolutely nothing to do with his case. Could have something to do with the lawyer.
I'm not going to say the young lady's name, but... All right, the dolls are mad at Cash Doll. Cash Doll. Because she went on Shannon Sharpshit and said how she felt about all these other dolls.
And she challenged anybody who was feeling a way to get in the booth and rap.
Like Freddie Gibbs is doing.
Didn't she just troll me and say she left my city untouched? And I showed her why she left my city untouched. You didn't see the bitch start with me, or I'm just saying shit out of nowhere. You hoes pick and choose, and that's why I don't give a fuck. See, now somebody on the internet, and that's why the internet needs to break.
She deleted something. She put the screenshot up. I know. Oh, okay. Go ahead.
I'm not touching that. We don't need to get into it. She posted something that could be seen as evidence.
And that's why, just the trolling shit, I'm not. Trolling? I'm not. Dog. Niggas need Crook 101. Like, I ain't gonna lie, niggas need crook 101. Yo, when we was running around young, niggas was doing they best to hide the shit that they was doing. Now these niggas will show you, yeah, I killed them on 34th Street right under the stoplight over there. Yeah, go look.
It's a bullet case and right there in the bushes. Like, they, and then we be mad and we come up here and we cape for niggas when they get life or when they be on trial for life when these niggas is telling you the crimes that they committing and bragging about the shit on record.
Hell no. I think so.
He just was rapping about crimes that were being done. That was very, very few people.
I just got to prove shit.
Let me tell you the difference from back then. Back then, niggas had real old-head niggas that taught you the rules of the game. Today, niggas is learning the game from hip-hop and rap songs. Back in the day, you couldn't come outside and do what the fuck you wanted to do. Today, niggas could come outside and do whatever with no recourse.
So back in the day, your old-head nigga would have stepped in you and said, sit your little dumbass down before you get everybody locked up. That be my problem when we get to, like, comparing errors and shit. Pre-N.W. Wade, it was like a peace movement. Yeah. Yeah, it was.
Like, it was... So, again, everybody don't come from the same hip-hop. So when Ice say that, or when Flip say that... Say what? Niggas was doing that back in the day. I can't jump in and say, no, they wasn't. Because I don't know if we talking about the same things. For me... I was just saying... Fucking X-Clan wasn't doing that. Public Enemy wasn't doing that. Kumo D wasn't doing that.
KRS wasn't doing that, but he was in the gang. Heavy D. Heavy D wasn't doing that.
Now he was with the gang. But that's the point. Yeah, but that's the point. LL, yeah, he was with the... But all of them niggas... They didn't get on the record and start talking about all of the street activities. They did the opposite. Right. Just the opposite. They talked about rapping, fucking, bringing the peace.
Because they didn't want the light. Salt and pepper.
Attention. We don't want to be in a picture. Yeah. We don't want to be in a newspaper clipping. When do y'all think that changed? Joe. When y'all think that changed? It goes by person. If you asking me? It didn't change. It didn't change, because some niggas are still outside doing mad, crooked shit, and they don't want no attention brought to them.
Fam, Meech and BMF was brought down because they put billboards up. If you're asking me... It's niggas that's getting money like Meech was getting money. Well, not as many niggas at that level, but they still... Beat up at the mayor's office on the desk, taking a picture. And guess what happens?
It's niggas that's getting money and have been getting money for decades that didn't bring that attention to themselves. I'm not saying everybody.
Bro, it was niggas back then. We all seen... Frank Lucas movie. It was Frank Lucas, then it was Nicky Barnes. It was always that. It was some niggas that wanted attention and some niggas that didn't. That's since the beginning of time. What I'm saying now is niggas is glorifying some of this shit.
And now little kids that are coming up under them are looking at them as the poster boy for doing dumb shit. The niggas that we admired and the niggas that we revered, yeah, we knew what their reputations was. Yeah, we know if you crossed a certain line, that was your ass. But they wasn't sitting around saying, yo, if you do this to me, I'm going to kill you.
You just knew you was going to get killed. This is common sense. I used to love her. I think the second or third verse. And I'm with him on some of that. I highlight N.W.A. as changing a lot of what was going on. Gangsta rap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but niggas was conceived to some of that shit.
So when you start talking about the next people, in the 90s, I probably can't even name too many other people outside of NWA. But if you start a wave, if you plant a seed and wait for it to grow, by 99, 2000, 2001, niggas might be spilling the business. It was niggas doing it. They made money from it. It was a lot of gangster rapper niggas.
Yeah. Okay. A little 60-degree day. You had a driver, or you just Uber in there?
They made money from it, and they took that shit like damn near commercial. And I ain't going to lie, again, this is why it's bad to compare errors, right? But fuck it, we here. Even if you was doing that in the 90s, it's not the same as you doing it today. A thousand percent. Thousand percent. Oh, for sure. Like in the 90s, I don't think some of the social judge.
Well, that always existed, but not to highlight on. It wasn't a cell phone that is tracking your every location, pinging off of a site. It wasn't traffic lights that got cameras up there. It wasn't mad shit that is going to put you right where you said you was when the nigga got killed. So technology and the technological advances were not there when NWA was running around.
Not just that, everybody at NWA wasn't a gangster. And I feel like back then, you needed your talent to get a deal, and then if we found out that you killed some nigga outside of that, then oh shit, that's crazy.
Yeah. Now the street nigga's trying to get on. It's the rapper. That's true.
I saw a clip this morning on the internet where somebody was asking Rallo, yo, what was your most expensive, what was your biggest loss since becoming a rapper? And he was like, honestly, becoming a rapper. Right. He said, that's my biggest loss. Before that, I was a dope boy. I was moving around. Niggas know I had the hot shit on the block.
I was making X amount of money a month, and I was able to move around accordingly. Soon as I decided to become a rapper, now I had cameras on me. Kids was asking for autographs. People was in my face. I couldn't move around no more. The feds was on me. It was just hot. And I'm watching that shit, and I'm like, then why the fuck would you become a rapper?
See, that wouldn't have got asked in the 90s. The niggas wouldn't have became a rapper. Sure. And shout out to Raul. Yeah, indeed. So Gangsta Rap, by the way, you know, Gangsta Rap started in Philly. I had a question. Who? Spoonie? Who, A-Rap? Spoonie? PSK, man. Schoolie D. Schoolie D. And that nigga's literally PSK. Parkside Killers.
That's when people started naming their gangs, naming their shit. And that's the decline to me. Ain't Schoolie D still like them? Say what? Is School D in jail? No, you're thinking of Steady B. Steady B. Steady B and Rob the Bank, right? Steady B and Cool C. Steady B is for life, right?
It's current. Well, they had Steady B in them. For the most part, it's current. And that's where me and Ice, that's where I normally disagree with Ice, right? Because when he get to talking about the rappers that's doing that, those people shouldn't have rapper first. Like, they not rappers. They just rap. Yeah. No, no, I agree with that. They kill us that rap.
803. Welcome to episode 803 of the Joe Budden Podcast brought to you by Fueled by, Powered by, Price Picks, Price Picks Gang. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored, happy to be your host, Joe Budden, here with a few really amazing people. To my right, big M4, Melissa Ford, legend in the building. To her right, big Queens flip. Queens get the money. To his right-ish, huh?
Car thief with bars.
That's it. All right, so I got to cue something up. This one hurts me more than it hurts you.
Listen, Hooters is out of here.
The lack of tits. I've been saying for a long time, Hooters start hiring them A-cup bitches. So when I want to go get some fucking wings and see titties... Sarah didn't get it done when she came up to my table. Tiny B cup. Fuck out of here, Sarah. Not even a double B. You know why? Why? Because the girls with the C's and D's was going to the other spot that sell wings too. But Perfections?
The other spot sell wings too now. Starless and Perfections. And got the game on. Yo, Hooters wings was fire.
They were. Amazing. Hooters wings was fire.
Great wings. I'm just saying. I don't want us to laugh off. You can get them to go. You got them to go?
Leave my man alone.
Oh, man. I didn't have no food. I didn't have no food. You ain't even get a chance to eat. I wasn't there to eat.
He was there to just make a stop.
That's hilarious. All right. Page one on you want to be famous pamphlet, maybe page four, is don't be stationary. I don't just walk in and be stationary nowhere. You got to move quick. I'm in and out of here. And learn how to power walk. I know it feels uncomfortable as a man. No, that nigga really does do that, though. I power walk. And I ain't sitting nowhere for no extended period of time.
Y'all know the vibe. King Wawa in the building. You got his 10-year anniversary outfit on just with the jeans now. All right, to his right. King of Elizabeth, the freeziest of them all, Ice is here. Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Elmira's finest, Parks is in the building. Poe is here, Cora's here, Imani is here, Erickson is here, Tana and Savon are here by remote.
A nigga walk fast. Yo, this is before, like this was a long time ago. Way before Driver, when you used to be in New York clubs, you had to park blocks. Man, we had come out of home against, how's this nigga be? You know a nigga never be to the side. That nigga used to be hard. I'm like, yo, my nigga slow down short. He was a height right there. This nigga like, look, distraction.
That's what happens. Oh, shorty ice. You the one lining.
Shout out to Ish. You're welcome. Ish didn't do nothing. Ish was afraid, so whatever was coming. Ish was afraid and didn't want to die that night. I was with death. I was all the way with the death, nigga. Him and his knife? Which knife? I said him and his knife. Which knife? Oh, shit. He's cool, bro. Go ahead. You ain't saved nothing, no. You didn't save nobody. I didn't. You got it.
But DoorDash was not giving it to them. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. That's some bullshit, my nigga. OD. Yeah, that's wrong. Them fees be high as hell. They are. Do you really feel it's wrong, Mr. Tipster? I'm a great tipper.
I am an absolute. If I'm sitting down, I'm probably one of the best tippers in the restaurant. I told you Mr. Tipster. Yeah, I don't play like that. But you do need to give people their tip. DoorDash slapped with a $16.75 million penalty for cheating delivery workers out of their tips.
For example, if DoorDash guaranteed a worker $10 and a customer tipped $3, the worker was only paid $10, with DoorDash using the tip to meet its guaranteed pay. DoorDash's deceptive model tricked workers to line their own pockets. That's fucked up. Get them. And they work for so little. That's not cool.
Nine dollar charge to go over there. Bicycles. Nah, for real. Yo, you're an idiot. Is there a limit? Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. All right, just a quick question. Mark, feel bad for the niggas. Just to explain, devil's advocate. No, I do have a limit on what I'll tip them, depending on what I'm buying. I've decided that this year. Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm looking at you speak, my brother. I think you don't know what your face look like. He don't know a lot about him. I'm just looking at you. He likes facial self-awareness. You be like, I'm just looking at you. And the sentence stands if you just take facial out. No, I'm just saying, I'll give you an example.
Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys are here. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling? What's popping though? What's popping?
If I buy sushi, if I'm in New York and I buy it from Blue Ribbon, it's very expensive, right? Door-to-door sushi. Look, sometimes I'll be on set, I just want something healthy, right? So if the sushi comes to $300, Do you, I have to tip the driver $60 to bring me one box of sushi that's this big? Yes. Yeah. Why? Tell me why.
That's one. No, I tip 30% in general. Goddamn. So tip him 20. Yeah, but 20% on... So your 30% is contingent upon the price. I think there are exceptions. There are outliers. Or like I just went to the juice bar, bought a juice and a chili. Shit came to about $20. Then I bought two bags of gummies. So now my bill was $120. I now have to tip at the takeout right there. You see what I'm saying?
The new takeout tip shit is getting outrageous. But if somebody drove through New York on a bike to bring you your fucking blue ribbon sushi, then you are not getting tipped. Because buy a vehicle and don't bring me my sushi on a bicycle.
No, that's the easiest way. That's the fastest way to get it to you. Scooter. Moped. Don't come to me on a bike.
If it's a pizza, sure. If somebody picked it up and brought it to you, it's a service.
You know what I'm saying? Shit, it's more important. All right, I don't know what you're talking about. Shit, that's more important. I understand what you're saying. Coming back, sir, everything okay? You want another water? You want another juice? You want another drink? Blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm saying that it's equally as important. It's more to me. Or more, but at least equally.
I ain't have to leave my house. The person that's picking your food up, not digging in the bag to spit on it or give you fries. The person that you're trusting to give you your food as the restaurant delivered it, that person deserves it. Got it to me.
You bringing sexy back? No. Let's go! Let's go! Weather got him feeling good. He came in his West Coast attire. This nigga Freeze. Freeze, you good? You all right, Freeze? I'm good. Yeah, get the mic right. That's right. Gotta fix the mic. That's right.
You think that's what?
Maybe possibly. You talking some Canada shit right now. The bar is in hell, number one. The bar, number one, is in hell. And two, if you black in America, they teach you very early that people can spit in your food.
That's not for us to say the bar is in hell. That's just knowing humans. People do that.
Yes, if you get to this drive-thru showing your ass, I'm going to put a nice slab of phlegm on your fucking, what's that shit you be ordering? What you be ordering? What you say? I make a special wonton soup for you. Yeah. Ramen. I'm tipping somebody for not putting phlegm in my soup. They're going to rag your quarter pound of bun through the floor. What? They do bullshit, man.
Some of them do bullshit.
Mel, all of those are lies.
You got it. All right, anyway. Don't nobody in here believe you.
Look at the room. Don't just look at me with a narrative.
I believe you, Mel.
All right. I would believe me. All right, moving right along. I stand with Mel.
She not putting her hand in her pocket. I would agree with that. She not even going outside without fishing for somebody. I don't think she's fishing.
All right. Mel. All right, lie. Now I'm about to clunk you.
Pay them back the cake money. If I'm out with some of my team members. Pay them back the cake money then. Mel, we not talk about you.
I don't think she eats out six days a week.
That's why I think she pays her own bill. That's where, like, my makeshift Tupperware comes in. I don't think Mel pays when she goes out, but I don't think she goes out. She doesn't pay when she goes out. Yeah, but I don't think she goes out even twice a week.
I don't have discovery. I have capital one. She just got a credit card when she was 46. 42. Your first?
That's the great shit.
I'm being honest.
I don't want no smoke. Be mindful. Withdraw your rider. I don't want no problems.
But I can get a lot of cards, man. Yeah, I know you can. Yeah. Plus, you get money, so you don't need the cards in the same way. So I'm playing a lot of things with cash.
You got a real nice crib. You got a real nice car.
I'm saying I believe him because I see how he's moving out here. I think if they try to run it again...
If they try to run it like now, there's going to be a little stretch. I'm saying that's what he's saying. I don't agree with that. They're going to look and be like, eh. Where your shit at, nigga? Is it close to an eight? Oh, I don't know. All right, so before you talk to anybody else, check yours, and then come and credit shame us. And be like, yo, you got anybody else you could sign with this?
What was the thinking behind that?
You got a lot of buildings and shit. Where your shit at, nigga? This shit is stellar, I guarantee you. I will put my money at Ish. This shit is not, let me see. One of the highest credit scores. He about to pull it up for me. I don't believe him. I think it could have been, but he procrastinated. Let's go, Ish. Nah, nah. You gonna pull up your credit score? Hurry up, nigga.
I'll tell you. 650 tops. Keep going. That's what I got for you. No, it's about an eight. Yeah, I was going to say. I feel like he might have said an eight. I got him at 750. This ain't moving nobody IUD around. Man, where your shit at? Yo. You got an eight something credit score, man? This never did that. Look at that. You ever move somebody IUD around? This shit's hurt. So you did it before?
You did it before.
With no shame. Yeah, with no shame. So I wanted to ask y'all, if Rihanna drops tomorrow, what do y'all think the first week looks like? Insane. Insane. Eight. Yeah. Damn. Single? Big single? Let's give her a single. She got to have a single. Oh, she dropping a single.
Views did one point something week one.
Let me double check. I don't want to misspeak.
So you have Rihanna doing eight. You said six-ish. Maybe more.
You're going to be in GQ soon.
I'm going to shout out. A little higher. That's awesome.
I know, but you can do anything with that. But it's just not for Ish, though. You'll go to 80. Why are you looking so stupid in the face because you got a 750? I don't have a 750. You got a 750. It's all right. You can't pull your phone out of our flip.
I'm just saying. Can you three participate in my Rihanna question? I said... Oh, yeah.
She might hit a mil. She would be close. A mil is tough. If that single goes, she would be close. I agree. You're coming to mermaids with me.
We get knocked out together. They ain't going to knock me out. You agree? No. I think Rihanna would hit closer to what views it hit. If the first single really go, I think her fans have just been starving so long for new music that they just. Without a single, I got to add 500. I don't put it as high, Joe. More. I just think people are starving to hear. That's no doubt.
Not just that, Kendrick don't transcend all audiences like Rihanna does. And I think Rihanna's more widely spread amongst age demographics as well. So not just social, you know what I'm saying, but age as well. I think she definitely can double what he did. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at five to six. I'm not ready to jump and say seven, eight, nine.
I sounded a complete fucking mess with that Invisalign.
Yeah, but I think everybody say that to get expectations over here. I also don't expect Rihanna to put music out. I don't give a fuck what she's saying. I don't think there's no music coming out. There ain't no music coming out. Like, Rihanna's so diverse in what she can do musically, bro, it don't even gotta be a commercial shit. I am at a B. She's at a B, yeah. A B? Fuck. What B? Billion.
A couple of them.
I had another question I wanted to ask y'all. Who is she worried about his babies? Facts.
would you prefer to see the villain and see him operate as a villain or have to guess who the villain is?
I love to guess. I like to watch.
I want to be right. Because I like to guess, but what's the shit that we liked with the nigga in Europe popping niggas? Ashley and the, oh. The dude in Europe. Jackal? Jackal.
I like that we knew it was... We was rooting for that nigga. Most villains don't pull it off in that manner that make you kind of empathize with them a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if they could do it and pull it off like that, you'll root for the villain. I like a likable villain. I like Penguin. Me too. I like to watch how they mind work.
No, it's when they put the guards in there so you can't believe. Okay. When they put the shit in there.
I like to watch. You put me on it and shit. Penguin. I like Penguin. Penguin had us rooting for him a little bit. But most times, I like the suspense or the not knowing, I think, makes a good series where it's not predictable. You give me a good finale where, oh shit, I never would have guessed it was this motherfucker right here.
Because somebody said, and this is not even a spoiler alert because it's somebody's opinion, they said that they think the son killed the father.
That's where they're leading us to think. They said they think the sun killed them. Y'all didn't watch the last episode. We are not about to spoil it. I haven't seen it. We paradised out.
They get mad about the spoilers, always.
We talk too much about a show for the audience to be so large everybody didn't see the show. Like, some of the shows are still niche.
Y'all are different, bro. No, they more different than I am. Don't put me with that. No, you with them. You and Parks are with them. As a TV person. When y'all went through that shit the other day, this is when I knew I was a mutt. Y'all went through that shit the other day, HBO versus Apple. Ice was like, oh, yeah, that's fire. Oh, yeah, that's fire, too. Oh, yeah.
I'm like, I've never heard of that shit.
No, that wasn't really an inkling that I was a mutt. Oh, that was sweet.
It was an eyelash. Oh, okay.
It wasn't even out that long ago. It's like 20 years old.
I wanted to ask y'all something else. Well, do you have anything you want to ask me? What's your stance on it? On what? The villain. The villain versus... Yeah. As much as I love to guess, I don't think anything beats a charming villain.
Me and my girl fought recently because she said Night Agent wasn't Night Agent-y enough for her. And I was like, well, what do you mean? Season two? Yeah. I was like, well, what do you mean? And she said... When he, I can hear y'all. When, there's three million people.
She said, when he went up on the trolley in the air with homeboy, the villain dude, and the villain dude got him to be down with the plan. She said that he should have tossed some shit up. I said, well, the villain dude put him up in the air on the trolley to where you can't do nothing. And she said, all right, what about when it got down?
No, I wasn't the first. They had that shit in Canada first.
I said, it's niggas down there with hammers, this whole place surrounded, they on a dock. I thought that was a smart move. Villain move. Do y'all remember the scene I'm talking about?
It's not even that important. I just finished watching Zero Day. Zero Day on Netflix. It's a quick six episodes. Robert De Niro and Angela Bassett.
It is good. There wasn't a lot of promo on it. It's a good show. I won't spoil it because it's new. Go ahead and watch it. You gonna watch The Baldwins? I don't know what that is.
It's like Alec Baldwin.
Now you're saying that, huh? Now you was in America 24. It's green card time, nigga.
What you were saying about Zero Day?
How do you rank it in comparison to Paradise? Because I heard they similar in plot a little bit.
Zero Day is about domestic terrorism and a cyber hack.
I heard it's dope. Got me. And how you deal with that type of cyber attack. Gotcha. I don't get that from Paradise. It's a little different, but there is a president involved. What else, what else, what else, what else did I have for y'all? Do y'all see the people are mad at Lizzo about losing weight? Yes.
Stokes. I promise y'all. Don't start. You got a lot of shit on your plate already.
She went to go get healthy. Like, what the fuck is the problem? I was about to say that. She went to get healthy, so we frowned it on based on health reasons. I'm just saying I understand the people being upset with that. I don't. I get it. My unpopular opinion is this is the problem. I support body positivity. I don't think we should body shame people.
However, I think we entered a moment where we just pretend being really, really overweight is healthy. And part of why people are mad at Lizzo to me is because Lizzo is part of the people saying, not just that you should be positive with this, but this is okay. There's nothing wrong with being an extra hundred pounds. This is healthy, healthy, healthy.
And then when you lose a hundred pounds and you're like, oh, it's because, you know, I'm trying to live better and be healthy. It's like, what the fuck? That's what they was telling you. Right. Right. I just don't like that. And again, I get it. I respect people's bodies. People should show up in the bodies they want. But I hate when people pretend that it's not okay.
Oh, what she was wearing? Yeah. When everybody said, we don't want to see that. You shouldn't be dressed like that, Lizzo. But I don't want to see it, not because she's fat. I don't want to see a skinny person do that. Oh, I do. Well, then that I can see as a problem. You can't say like the bigger you are, like you got a dress code at the game. You shouldn't say that. Yo, you good, boy.
That's how they deported Simon.
I'm being honest. Whether I find it attractive or not ain't the point. I'm not telling somebody, you can wear that. You can wear that. No, no, chill. Wear them sweats. I'm just saying I don't want to see it. Yeah, but they shouldn't be shaming her for that. She does look good. Shout out to Lizzo. Yeah, she looks really nice. Shout out to Lizzo.
Oh, shit. That's your nickname?
That's crazy. That was wild. She talk with my man in groups? You try to be down with that nigga? Do you know him? Yes, she does. You know, Tripp, Q-Tip. Leonardo DiCaprio. Snoop. You will not sit the fuck. Just sit down.
Now I'm going to do it more because I know you mad. Tripp Fontaine got on YouTube and decided to tell his side of the story.
No, I think his Visa was expired or something like that. They tightening up on that shit. You have a Visa and a green card.
Oh, you don't get, I don't know.
You have a 10-year green card? Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
So did you reapply yet?
I'll give you the cliff notes. He went on to say in the very same interview that they went on a historic run. They went on a three-year run of touring, selling out venues of 4,000 seats.
Oh, you reapply quick. You won't get citizenship soon though, right?
I'm saying it. Yeah, 4,000 seats. He said there were other stars at the show, but he came, he put on, He was happy with his contract. At the end of the contract, he asked for more. They didn't give it to him. They wouldn't budge.
That's the long and short of it. He said any other problems that he might have had on the show, he dealt with in person. But him, he said the only problem with him, the only time he was vocal about a problem that he didn't handle in person with somebody was... him and other cast members coming together, feeling like, okay, if we come together, maybe we can all get paid.
And he said that didn't happen. What is everyone's take on that here? Ali Doff, I don't really have a take about it, because he left. Yeah, you know my take. He left. So if you ask for something and if you ask for what you want and you don't get it and you feel like you can go out in the field and get it, then by all means, chuck the deuces and go handle your handle.
And I think that could be done amicably amongst adults. Like I think if we don't agree, especially if the agreement is only based on money. Like if it's only based on money. Right? I don't use the word only, but I get it. No, like if we just can't. Money's a lot. That's a big one. No, but I'm saying if we don't have any other issues, you get what I'm saying?
The only issue is we can't agree on the compensation piece, then I think that could be done amicably, and it's no harm, no foul. You see what I'm saying? I could see you in the street, what up, my nigga, da-da-da-da-da, how you think moving, da-da-da-da-da. And he didn't come off as salty or sad or any of that. No, he didn't. Like, yeah, he the one that didn't really. Oh, you know him too?
He ain't come out for a while and say nothing. This has been going on for months and months and months. You know him, right? Nah, I mean, he cool with me, but we ain't people. You know what I'm saying? But he handled it like... Yeah, you're a loser. You second run up, nigga.
Yeah, she went to Atlanta to learn the word. You got the riz. People fuck with you. I'm a fan. But I think that's your game. I'm a fan. I'm a fan of yours, and they really a fan of yours. I'm not a fan of everybody. So I think that.
I'm a fan of yours. I went to tonight's conversations. I think, like he's saying, the numbers spoke for themselves with regards to his value to the show. So if they couldn't agree on the numbers, they couldn't agree on the numbers. Because a lot of times, even, let's take us. I don't know what this show generates. And I think a lot of times people... Yeah, of course, of course. That makes sense.
I think that a lot of times people overestimate what a show might be generating. You know what I'm saying? You come to a thing, like if I came in here and said, yo, I want 200 grand a month and the show only generates 250 a month, it's like issue out your mind. It's something that's impossible to do because I may not know what the show generates and I might be over-inflating it.
When does this new shit expire? Why?
A cool, I just haven't seen that work.
That's asking for favorite nations.
It's a semi-coup. I didn't play the rest, but he said me and the other cast members got together and felt that that might be the best way for all of us to get paid.
That's in a coup.
No, I would never.
See, what happens is even in that situation or in those circumstances.
What alleviates? I disagree.
I don't even understand what that means.
That's not what he's saying. That's not what he's saying. He's not saying anything about Favored Nations. So let's just say, me, you, and Flip. We want to come to Joe and say, yo, we want more bread. Yes. You make $2,000. Flip makes $2,000. I make $2,000. Okay. I might think I'm valued at 10. You might think you valued at five. Flip might think he valued at seven.
We all not coming together to ask for 10, 10, 10. We just are asking for a raise collectively because we are the three cogs on the show that make the show go forward. So if we come and band together to say, yo, you can't lose all three of us. Now we kind of putting the pressure on him like we got the leverage. Is that considered a coup? Semi. Semi.
It's going... I think what happened... I think this is what I think they did. I think that...
It didn't get reached. So I feel like a bitch ass nigga talking about these niggas business. But what I think is I think they'll still persevere. I think that what they did was highlighted Tripp so much that he almost became the face of the show. You know what I'm saying? For good reason, because he was killing shit. I think so. I think they gave him the leverage. He was killing shit on the show.
Killing shit. So I think they gave him the leverage, and I think he used the leverage to negotiate with, and I think they might have did it mistakenly from a business perspective. It's like if every clip up here highlights Ice. Every single clip is highlighting Ice, or 80% of the clips is highlighting Ice. Now Ice has leverage.
And I think from a business perspective, you don't never want to give somebody that much leverage because it leaves you vulnerable. I don't look at it like that, but I understand what you're saying. It does. It leaves you vulnerable. I'm not going to comment too much on them because to my understanding, they were a touring outfit. And they was killing shit.
So if you're a touring outfit, okay, so now I have to account for, if our business is the road, then I have to account for being on the road.
So when I went to see him, I saw him at the Javits. They packed that shit, back-to-back events. They packed that shit, like it was packed. You know what I'm saying? And then they did the Javits three days in a row. I don't know if I could pay one person, especially the one person, if it's an ensemble cast. And like he just said, I was on a rookie contract. Stay here.
And even if you could pay the one person, now y'all try to get... That's a bad precedent. No, it don't. Y'all try to get together as a collective to press me for money. So now I can make me afford to pay him, but now I can't pay the other two or three motherfuckers that all want substantial increases in salary. I can't do that.
So had y'all not got together and tried to press me like this, I could have paid you in confidence or in secret. Now I can't pay the other two or three. That's part of my problem with the kush
shit yeah that's what I'm saying I said it was a semi because they wasn't necessarily trying to overthrow dude they were just trying to come up and use their collective leverage to say you can't lose all three of us you can't afford to lose all three of us at the same time and in this outfit in a touring outfit maybe you can't right like I don't know that they're touring anymore also also I put a lot of stock in the eye that recognized Tripp Fontaine was a star
I don't know. Because that person has that eye. I don't know if they knew that. I'm going to assume they did. I think they might have picked... I can't say yes or no.
I think his perspective is so unique. I think his perspective was unique enough to where the shit he started saying to just start resonating with the people.
Yeah, and I have you on the contract, and you killing shit off the bench, so it makes sense for me to highlight you. Of course. Yeah. No, who said? That's not what you said. But then it would also make sense for them to... That's not what you said. You said that the person had an eye that he was a star. You might not have thought he was a star.
He better fall down, too. MTA, first month of congested pricing made over $48 million.
You might have thought, I'm going to pick him up as a serviceable player that could play three or four different positions, and now with that nigga getting in, he getting buckets. Yeah. You didn't know that this, Jordan Poole's in the G League. I still think there's something to be said for identifying star talent in real time. I'm not dissapointed.
But I'm saying, maybe the person didn't know when he first got there. Once he start cooking, it's still a talent to say, hey. Right, give him the ball. Feed him. Feed that person. So I put stock in that person. If it's your job to put a show together, it's your job to put a show together. And that's what he just said, too. He attested to that in the clip that you just played.
But if what I'm hearing about what he might have wanted as one person... It was a lot. And then you got to assume this person is talking to the rest of the people. That's a lot of money. No, it is. And again, now somebody has to take a shot. Now my whole touring outfit is asking for... Just out-of-world numbers, and you can't maintain a show that way. I can't run a business that way. You can't.
That's what I'm talking about.
If nothing else, we made Joe's day better. That's right.
All right, I got to sleep. What happened to been sleeping a little, Joe?
Shout out to Friday. That was super fire. That was fire. He's got heat on there, man. That's the best shit I've heard so far from there. For me. Besides the Meek verse.
Yeah. For me, it's just the Meek verse. Yeah, the verse. That's it. Yep.
All right, I'm going to Brooklyn. St. Patrick's Day also means Sean Price's birthday. This is figure four. Rest in peace, Sean Price. Rest in peace.
That's figure four, Sean Price. Happy birthday and rest in peace to the absolute legend. Big Mouth War. What kind of eclectic jammage do we have today?
That is Zandros and Lemmy, Obsessed. I ain't the sleeper king coming back soon.
Regular version or remix?
Silent Treatment Roots, the song goes on with saxophones, solos, and all types of shit. A classic. And the remix.
Y'all hold it down.
Yeah, yeah, no doubt. Okay. Make sure.
Right. Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, that's how it goes. Yeah, but. Him? Him? This cannabis? Exactly. He's a problem.
Nas took the day off. So, you know what? Yeah, you got it. Hold it down.
That's what I'm saying. Certainly in broadcast media, for sure. I think Ramapo College. You'd probably get a doctorate for that.
That is kind of rough. I would be sad about that. I bet you for twins it's even worse. Yeah.
How's everybody weekend? Great. You know niggas always. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was outside a little bit. I had a good time.
It was more of a bar hop than an ass shake. Hey, that's good.
Yeah. Good bar hop. More of a hop. Yeah, it was a good bar hop. It was a good bar hop. Ended up at this really weird Irish bar that was...
Well, we did that too, but this was Friday. This was a preemptive St. Patrick's Day.
It was a little quiet out there last night.
It was a little quiet out. But we went out and had a little corned beef cabbage spaghetti. Well, I did. She had whatever she had. But it was fun. We had a good time this weekend. Corned beef cabbage and beer? That's right. Now I was farting all the time. My bathroom would be a shambles.
It was a Monday. It's a rough day for a holiday.
Shout out to her. Shout out to her.
You're not going to walk that one in at all, huh?
What happened to Mariah?
I would have as well.
And I don't like this. I feel like we got to knock on wood. Knock on wood.
What I mean is. Never thought about her. Never. Oh, wow. She is attractive. Wow.
Or... I didn't know you could put bullshit on bullshit, but... Sometimes you got to double up.
Yeah, I don't know. One of them shits. One of them shits that we don't know about. Just pop up on Twitter.
Billboard or the iHeart.
Are you fucking nuts? No, that's where you shade. That's where you shade. You fucking crazy, my nigga. You brought me out of my fucking castle for this?
To the iHeart Awards?
Off the wall foul, by the way.
Nah, stop it. I'm not going to let you do this. When you big up Prince for doing the same thing.
Tributize him at the fucking MTV Awards or whatever that shit is.
She should have done that. I don't even remember that, and she should have done that.
And then there's also mismatches, because even in like hip hop, I forgot who, there's been a couple occasions, like Lupe with Tribe or something, there was someone else that did, I forgot. Forgot the words. Didn't know like the Biggie song, whatever it was. I forgot what it was. I said the hip, hop, the hippie, hippie.
That was Rich Homie Quan. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. And even thinking of that. That was a bad match.
I mean, she is a legacy actress. She's one of the top selling acts of all time.
I think she's in that category. She's getting old, bro.
Yeah, you might be right. They might not be in the same class.
I know what he's saying.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah, for sure.
I was talking strictly music.
And I loved them both, by the way. Had a crush on both of them.
I get it. Which is a long time.
You missed it. He just said he's getting a colonoscopy from a black woman tomorrow. You niggas are just horny, yo. That's a different level of horny.
Yeah, we've been bugging. Please do. Although I don't know if you're the best guy for the job, to be honest with you.
All right, let's get it.
He forgot his words. I don't give a fuck who that is. It's Cruz in the streets.
Holy shit. I ain't rolling. It's hard to tell with that little swoop sound right there.
It's hard to tell with the little swoopy. No, he got us, boss. Get the fuck out of here. You don't got the acapella button on your shit?
This might be a, let me see. You got a older version? No, this might be an official acapella. Let's see. Here we go.
Fuck out of here.
Sorry, Usher, you're fucking wrong. Usher just trying to get some talk going.
I'm confused why this is confusing. No, it's not.
I skipped that one.
I'm so glad Regis Jemso's is back, by the way. Me too. I ain't started back yet, but yeah.
Mom be on bullshit, y'all. I like that he said, I don't look at her face.
Oh, I was with him on that 100%.
I didn't think it was possible. Yeah.
I'm with you. I don't like seeing that shit. That shit is whack.
Being willfully obtuse again.
Kendrick. He had an axe to grind, nor she.
I'm taking this out of rap battles. Yeah. It is a rap battle.
And it didn't go your way. And that sucks. That's it. I would still listen to Drake music. I still do listen to Drake music. Same. I think a lot of people are in the same boat. The suit is stupid. I think it was all for the Super Bowl, but clearly it's still happening. Following through?
It's going to get dismissed, I think. Huh? I think it's going to get dismissed. You think it's going to get dismissed?
How do you get food? Shave your eyebrows. Dog.
No, you can take them out.
I got you. It's Wayne, Hot Boys and the Big Timers, Juvenile Turk, BG, Manny Fresh and Birdman, 21 Savage, Party Next Door, Ludacris, Ari Lennox, Chief Keef, Keisha Cole, Boss, Young Nudie, Ab Soul, Lou Omen, Kai Cash, Nico Brim, J. Cole, Erykah Badu, Thames. Glorilla, J.I.D., Wale, Coco Jones, Big X The Plug, Earthgang, Anisha, Kaz, Akia. I want to go. Night One sounds amazing.
Tom Jones. No, it wasn't Tom Jones.
Yo, I'm full of shit. Yo, give me some.
What are you depressed about, buddy?
Jim Jones has a good album.
We were saying you're a little rougher on the edges. Yeah, it's mad positive.
Yeah, it was a long time too where he was like a proponent of just the laptop.
Whatever it is! I can't believe you let Ian get you depressed like this. No, not so much, Ian. You ever just look at all the...
Simple. Boom. Yeah. I agree. That's it. I agree.
He says with a chuckle.
Joe... Depress this.
Oh, you listen to a really bad podcast. Oh, my God.
Shit is fucked up out there, so I look into them.
You look through rosy colored glasses about the past.
I try to live in the now. Too much hope or depression for the future. All y'all, because we got really deep.
It's easy with the news, especially as much news as you watch. Dateline and shit.
It ain't just music.
Throw you right off the stage.
He had that surf and turf? Do you eat the garden glizzies? Yeah, that corned beef and cabbage. Corned beef and cabbage, yeah. What's St. Paddy's day? That nigga threw him on the side of the court. Come on, man.
Once I throw up, I'm not drinking no more.
No, nigga. Do you at least get a little shot of peppermint schnapps or something? I've definitely done that, though. Get right back to partying.
We was on Friday. We was on Friday. It was funny. My wife was like, you notice that everyone out here is like a little bit older? Well, yeah, because we haven't been outside for months. Like, we're not going outside in this fucking cold shit. Yeah. Fuck that. We were outside this weekend, the olds. Hey.
I'd be six months old. So what do you say about niggas that's rich that go back to the hood and poly in the hood, even though they go... What's rich? Rich, like 50 rich. He'll still go back to the hood and see niggas and check niggas and have conversations with them?
Say if you're up and you just so happen to go back to the neighborhood to go check a family member, you see somebody that you made a promise years ago when you wasn't up. I've seen situations happen like that. Oh, break those. Yo, you see... I break those. No, no, you don't break those. I've seen the situation. I break them. Yo, you're stopping, Joe. Sorry.
You gotta stop acting like you're like that for the fucking... You're not... It's just for the camera. You and 50 are the same type of nigga, too. Oh, it's just for the camera. You're the same type of nigga. You see somebody like, oh, yeah, I... I said that. I remember that.
He paid them niggas off. I'm going to buy you a gas station. Yo, holy shit.
I'm going out with a bang.
On my exit. The clock is ticking. It's very soon. There's too many meetings I'm having. No, don't shake your head. You don't know what I've been going through this whole fucking week. I got to come here and be a fucking professional, because that's what they use against me. Be a professional. But this shit, this shit off. I'm pissed.
I'm sitting here with a lot of anger, not towards anyone, but I have to put on a face to perform. My time is almost up.
That's what they're asking me. That's the word you're looking for. You got to be a professional. This is what they're asking me.
I don't like professionalism.
That's a fact. To find out that initially that when they said, if I came on the show, that they were... Not going to be here. They were going to take the day off. They were extremely welcoming.
Never, never, never, never, never.
They were extremely welcoming. Extremely. They engaged. I fuck with them for that, man. Some people, they didn't give any bad face. I gave bad face. When you first came up, I'm like... Oh, yeah, you was trash to me.
I was about to say, I ain't taking no cuts. Yeah, we not taking no cuts.
I'm going to show you. Okay. He did his thing.
Girls do that. Niggas on my trips and shit.
Society makes that normal.
If your wife is happy and your children is happy, you know what I mean? You're succeeding as a man no matter if your body is killing you or any of that shit.
A lot of times, because you'll be looked at a certain way. A lot of times you go through internal turmoil. Thank you.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
. It's even. It's even. It's even. It's even. It's even. It's even. It's even. It's even. It's even. It's even. It's even.
Of course he does not have equity in Deadpool.
Yes, Ryan Reynolds has equity in Deadpool. While exact details of the deal is not publicly disclosed. Reports indicate that he structured his contract to include back-end points, meaning he earns a percentage of the film profits rather than just a fixed salary.
Yes, he has equity in Deadpool.
His production company, Maximum Effort, has been involved in Deadpool-related projects, furthering, trying his financial interests to the franchise.
Yeah. But for that Mint Mobile deal, he made $300 million from his stake. From the lick of $600.
Aviation Gen... And he's dating who?
You're taking him to the cleaners, right?
Not supposed to shake the hair up there, yo.
Exactly. And when dad take you to some fly shit, the mom get mad. And when you come out with just shit crispy, start hating this shit.
Acting like John Wick. Yeah, we here. Yeah, nigga. Ten years. Oh, let me guess. The cup in the middle is yours, right? Weirdo. I don't drink neither. You don't drink flip?
Mark drinks, yes. I've been drinking the toast. Hey, 10 years, y'all. Come on, man. Let's have a toast. Give me a water, blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody in the back, come out. Where the mama niggas at, man? Come in the middle, man.
We got to do this right. Hey, St.
Let's go, man. Nah, I need to know.
I just texted you. It is her.
No. Y'all don't? Y'all crack a lot of jokes up here about niggas and their girls. Y'all don't think that? Mm-hmm. I don't. I think that.
Nothing at all. You got your intro off. You know what I'm saying?
It's 10 years, man. We here, man.
Nigga, nigga, don't step on my shit for this nigga. Hey, yo, we standing strong. Hey, yo, we standing strong. We here, nigga. Thank you
I cross all lines and limits.
I know. Not her. At the expense of who? I don't know her. Huh? At the expense of who? If you're cracking relationship jokes, white jokes pertaining to him, you know he likes to dip his tip in milk and all that creepy shit.
Yo, wow. You talk about him. His wife, his girl. I can see that. I can see that.
It's just... No, it's not a personal shot. I don't know her.
I don't like that. No, it's not. You do know she watches as well, so she knows when you're cracking jokes about her or pertaining to her. But I don't crack jokes about her. Yo, dawg.
Big Freeze, that's how it should be. I crash out over mine. Yeah, what's up? What's up? You know the plastic shit you put around your door when it's cold? Yeah. You got all of it. All of it. A little sealant. No draft coming through?
Smart. That's what I'm saying. When I get married, we married. We don't got to celebrate Valentine's Day.
Not even a fucking... I respect that freeze.
Who? What's Jaren? Jaren. Oh, Jaren. Oh.
Nigga was wrong. I was wrong. That's it. Oops.
Don't expect my man name. Where you go when everybody knows your name?
I don't think the button works. The button works, but it may not work these days. Meaning... It does work. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Content creation has taken over. Soulja Boy, in the beginning of the ringtone days, when he cranked that, a button was a push behind that. Yes, it was.
Not initially. Contact creators are under the button. Bobby smurfed a song. A button wasn't initially pushed behind that. It happened after that when he recorded it.
But that's her boutique label working. I guess the team did that.
Even though times have changed, this is why I feel like A&Rs are important, and they need to come back, even though times have changed. For the artist development. I agree. You know what I mean? There's no more artist development. They're throwing these characters out there, and they're just saying, sink or swim. And then when they do press the button, it's just for a short term.
So now they fall under the line of the one-hit wonders or you couldn't do this. And it leads to something bigger. Depression. They don't care. They don't care about that. They just make the money off of you. Instant gratification. Profitability. Yeah, profitability. So that's why I think A&Rs is important. They want to spend less, make more in a short amount of time. Exactly.
That's the formula now. Just the adjustment, I guess, adjusting to the new formula. It's crazy. I don't agree with it, but I get it.
Yes, you did. No. I don't believe you. You never thought about shooting somebody? They got shot.
Dedicated killers. Oh, my Lord. And a couple of years ago, you know what I mean? There was a guy who dressed up as an acidic Jew, right? And he killed the guy in the middle of the street. And they caught him. I thought that was extremely clever as well. And they caught him. They caught him in 2023. He was in T-Neck. They caught him in T-Neck in his apartment.
But even that, when I was watching that, I'm like, that was clever. The nigga just came home from prison. Exactly. Nigga from Brooklyn, came home from prison, and then he laid on them. That was smart, bro. And killed them, dressed up as a Jew. That was smart. And they caught him two years later. I just Googled that shit. They caught him.
Niggas used to wear the dread wigs.
A lot of them niggas, a lot of them OG niggas, man, they do that, man. Dressed up as an old lady pushing a shopping cart. Dressed up like a Muslim.
Joe, why do you keep saying I'm fat? Anyway. You trying to trigger him.
Yeah. What a man that is.
Oh, man. I hate to have to do it to my man. But you got the voice for it, man.
You're going to play for the diploma.
No, but if you go, now he's got to graduate before you.
When I go back to school. And don't pay for your shit neither. It's a doobie. Don't get no honorary shit.
Yo, oh, man. That's funny. You be donating to colleges and shit like that, right? You be donating to organizations.
I ain't never donate to no school. You send it, like, in a checkbook, or you just, like, sell it and shit? How you donate? It depends.
Yeah. Not causes, but how do you send the money? What's her name?
Direct deposit. So why enter? I can't even think about that. You put it through medical school. It's direct deposit. Oh, direct deposit?
You donate to the niggas on Channel 11 at 2 o'clock in the morning with the stray dog. Lisa Evers and them. No.
Do not donate to North Shore Animal.
First time you said what? Donate that shit to Daisy so she can eat that dry ass rice. I didn't hear my man. What? Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I'm trying to over talk you. You ain't shit.
Moving on. Speaking about Toronto, there was a plane crash in Toronto, you know? There was.
For real? What's the FAA? The Federal Aviation Authority. The Florida Association. You think that's what caused it, ma'am?
Am I allowed to disagree? Hold up, y'all. Let him disagree. Some shit go bad and they want to blame Trump, nigga. There's a lot to blame.
They're saying bad training. Bad training. I've heard training.
But that's the problem. You want equality for black men, and you talk about all the black struggles, and we finally get it, and then now, you know, you stay on the other side.
Captain America. Name me something.
That's not true. And hold up, real quick. Them niggas be late. Real quick. They be late a lot.
There was a stewardess standing on the wing of the plane taking pictures. Flight attendant. Flight attendant with a fucking taking pictures while people were waiting to, held the plane up, right? Because they were supposed to go. And it was fucking, while it was delayed, stood on the fucking wing and took a picture. It's a lot of bullshit going on. I wonder if she's black.
Could you throw me a water, though? Listen, man, it's 10 years. Please, y'all. We have to show solidarity.
Your stomach must hurt all the time. You got a lot of stomach aches.
Y'all got a story. Or my man from Pakistan or Dubai.
Every chance I get. But there's some good black teachers, though. Excellent black teachers.
I'm not talking about racial. Yeah, stand up for blacks, nigga. You said I can make my shit. Yeah, no, because I do want to be a doctor because they take it. Why not Johnson? Johnson? I had a good black. You take Johnson. I'll take pause. No. Yo. I'm trying to set a mind. What I'm saying is that if they end up with black people, it took black teachers.
I ain't going to say that because y'all make fun of me.
We had to turn this shit up for this nigga. If it wasn't for us, this nigga wouldn't be. Oh, he coming back. Shut up. He wouldn't be as lit. He caught me privately and said, oh, but how you going to say that? No more private. You can get to that part. If it wasn't for us, he wouldn't be lit like that. That's true.
Hey, come on. He'll be lit as Joe Budden, but we talking about like the, we added the, tomato sauce to the spaghetti, nigga.
You can bag anything, nigga. Human pathmark, human key food.
You shitting me? I got a surprise for y'all. But what I'm saying is that we all have our tactics. True. We all of us have our tactics and our way in. It's just how you handle it.
And if you put the work in, it won't expose you later.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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That shit wasn't that funny. Exactly, it's not funny. Me and Freeze thought it was funny. Yeah. Me and Freeze thought it was funny. Y'all can't tell us what we think is funny. Black soap will peel your skin off. And you try to be funny, double a tall drink, because it's good. Stop.
And I told you about playing like that with our families.
For the love of bread, nigga. You know my feeling. Mel.
Let's do it. Yeah. Fuck it, let's go. Yeah, that'd be dope.
Hey, yo, nigga. Niggas had a meeting. Yo, look.
Somebody did that. I want a drop. I'm down with Mel, man. We should have a drop by now. What you want your drop to be, Flip? I'm from Queens or something like that. Something cool. Something cool. It could be the Flip and Mel. It could be that. I think we should have separate drops. What was the rapper? Big Flip, right? The rapper from Texas? Lil Flip.
Let's be respectful. Hey, listen. Sometimes we have to take advantage of opportunities that are presented to us. We have to know it's on the board. And when the opportunity comes knocking on your door, it's not up to you guys to fucking step on somebody's fucking moment, you motherfuckers. All right? I want to say that to you niggas out there. Let motherfuckers have fun and do what they do.
It's their moment. How dare you guys play around, chastise, try to make fun of somebody's moment when they're being praised and highlighted. Who gives a fuck? Nigga, I wore the socks. I told you before this. I'm talking to the people. I pulled you to the side. You did? I told you. The people, nigga.
He do what he want to do. Yeah. You motherfuckers stop playing. Now I'm dead ass. I saw that shit, I don't like that shit.
Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, wait. Your barber's not black?
You don't want an Asian doctor, but you want an Asian barber, nigga?
He's Filipino, man. Nice, nice. That's different.
Yeah, you... He used a blade and shit? He used a, like... Baller.
You can't say that, nigga. Yo. I know we're making cheap over there, but you can't say that? This don't get his hoodie smoked. So that's the plug to get it for... You can't say that, nigga?
Oh, you got it sitting there, huh?
But it may change. Depends.
You don't believe your boy?
But you're just a people's person. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. And you have the patience to do so. When you get burned by doing that or going down and speaking to people that don't appreciate those things, it will sort of leave a bad taste in your mouth.
I like that matchup, though.
I know that because my girl is up there ordering J.B.P. and big charcuterie board letters. Oh, my God. She's up there fucking ordering fruit numbers. I like it. All types of shit. Niggas got fucking set design coming in. Huh? Oh, shit. Yeah, niggas is doing a lot.
You say whatever you want. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it. What you do to me?
No, they can't see. We fulfilled our retention obligations. I mean, we lose the audience now.
Mark, if you don't play that shit on your nightlife show,
Zenith. I know the shit you're talking about.
Get that song the fuck out of here.
You can't play that after you won the Super Bowl, nigga. Come on, man. You're supposed to play Philly, Philly.
Nah, you check it out, nigga. That song was a mess. I ain't going to lie. Is it my style? I mean, it's cool. That's just sleeping, man. Yeah, they was sleeping on it. That is the true definition of a sleeper.
Yeah, come on, man. Keep the applause going for ten years up in this bitch. Shout out to longevity. Oh man, it feels good, feels good, feels good, feels great.
The same shit is like a compromise to integrity.
It's the definition of a sleeper. And I was in mad writing camps with Nicole Ray. I'm phoning. Sorry.
That's when he was getting 50, 100K. I got you. It's after bowling. I got you. It's coming right back to you. It's after bowling when everybody start reaching out. Yeah, yeah, come on. I know it was. That was the Dame song. All right, Dame. All right, man. Here. Here. I give you the verse. Sorry, Mark. I didn't mean to stumble your shit. That was hate. You want me to keep playing it? Please.
That was Black Rock. I can't never, I'll never say a bad word about M.O.P. You shitting me? You shitting me? I can't.
And y'all, fucking fight, Mark. What you want, a mutiny? You got to go in the front like a sandwich between the fire shit when you're going to do shit like that. It's fine. I don't give a fuck. I'm talking shit. I'm talking shit. I got scammed buying some Scullies off Instagram if y'all want these shit. I can't do that.
And that's fire on Mel. And that's fire on Mel. Happy Valentine's Day. Y'all still ain't tell me what y'all is giving your partner for Valentine's.
He's an atheist. He's an atheist.
Yo, shout out to Kendrick's sign language interpreter person that he had doing that shit. They was killing that shit. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. I don't want to talk over this. So let me just do that outro shit. Damn.
Boy, it's fun throwing your kid toys out. Like, oh, enough of this drum set. Peace and quiet, nigga. There's art in my house.
I'm the only nigga lie on my bucket list.
I don't know. I forgot the line. What's the line? I'll do it. I'll do it.
Okay, come on. If you take it there, I'm taking it further. That's something you don't want to do. You don't want to do that. He did it.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
We'll work on the jeans later.
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Don't try to raise your son to make a difference.
I feel like we did the game. Ass whooping.
Congratulations, man. Yeah, man. I was looking to see if you would be on the field with the rest of the Philly elite.
That one was kind of hard. I like that commercial. I like that commercial.
And a real run before Big T banned the transgender shorty from boxing. Because that count too. She whipped him. That wasn't a transgender, man. She almost killed that girl. That wasn't a transgender. Nah, bitch has been fucking shit. Hello? Big T came and changed. Big T's like, hey.
Because the Eagles were there.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
You don't want a name saying, oh, you probably can't do this. All the living room lawyers. All the living room lawyers who don't know shit. That nigga picked up his phone, called his lawyer. Hey, we good?
It's over. Right now? Right now, right this second. My little smoking out the garden. When I was walking, they caught me fucking bitches. Fucking caught me in the garden smoking a little stuff. Dog, don't try it. Nope.
Certified. In my house it was, ah! Nah. That was one of the funniest parts of the night. Yeah. Yo, they getting clever with how you censor things. Yeah.
Shout out to Tazariak. Them niggas are bolder than me and blacker than, they be down with some. Yo, if they would have pulled me to the Israelite meeting and said, yo, we're going to the Super Bowl. We're doing our mixtape joints. I'd be like, wait, what? What?
That's why I wasn't alive in the 70s. I'd have laughed at some of them. They'd have killed the shit out of me.
I'll save it. But I just seen that shit.
Put y'all in a position. Who y'all? I know y'all like him. You still know y'all like him?
I want some sexy songs for the ladies in jail. Fuck y'all don't. I like Drake with the melodies. I hate him with the melodies. They ain't gonna shoot at me while you drop your party out.
Yeah, boy. Pod day. Knock it off. Just like you do it right now.
He gotta come shoot at one of his pallbearers. That was me. He said he ain't dead. I was carrying the heavy side, nigga. He said he ain't dead. He's still alive. That's what he said. That nigga dead as could be. He's dead as a doorbell. You seen the hoodie? It's dead, nigga. It says left. Everybody left. I left. It's just you and Ack. It's just you and Ack now. Nigga said I left.
Y'all seen the text? Did he? Yeah.
He told me he wanted all the Jewish niggas to call him sir. So he said, yes, sir. Such and such a sir. Yo, you sir-ing too much, nigga. I blocked you, man. Don't talk to me no more. That boy is crazy. All right, listen, we're going to get back into something of substance or not.
But Philly ain't really missed on draft picks.
Bald athletic-ish. I don't know his name. The goatee nigga. Like the captain of the D-line or some shit, the bald-headed light-skinned nigga that kept trying to look at his shit. He just made different life choices, man. They just could have did that shit. Fuck they talking about.
Every year is going to be that.
They Tubi'd me to death on the commercials too.
That was disturbing. That was one I do remember. I'm not able to fact check that, but I think that might have been two. 2B was getting his shit off.
Off the backs of our black actresses. The blacks were taking 2B off. Now look at y'all. Fuck it. Maybe for another day.
The Weeknd did it already. Bruno's done it twice. Yo, chill out. Listen, you know what side I'm on until MetLife.
That's who. Let's no chance. Nah, let's no chance it's going to be lit if Bad Bunny is doing the Super Bowl after party. I'm going. And what's the other, Costello Loco? What's all them shits we used to go to? This nigga's an idiot, bro.
Well, we don't care. We all involved. Like, them showing up.
I'm watching. Like, we in love.
I didn't see we had that. Oh, I see. Okay, all right.
What do y'all think about his ex on the field when the Eagles won?
Well, no, it's not like Serena, because she was repping the Chiefs for a long time. So to now be on the field for the Eagles versus the Chiefs, it is a thing. I can see how somebody was saying it. But I'm with you.
Nope. Now on Tuesday. Now while Mark is here. Y'all gonna stop with that shit, man. I'm gonna do it on a Friday.
We in New Jersey, my nigga. We don't want to hear none of that. Now what's up?
Oh, man. I had a great joke. Hey, I put Queen Elizabeth in eagle's gear. It looked good. She had a crown on? It looked good, yeah.
I mean, Princess Di. Yeah, Princess Di, yeah.
I got a trick for y'all. Don't worry about it.
Y'all did all that without a trigger warning for victims listening. God.
All right, forget it then. I take it back.
No, we're not going to tongue kiss in the strip club, but we'll let them do a little ear and neck. Get a little bit right there. Back in the day.
Back in the day. Long time ago. Many years ago.
No, not a regular move.
Yeah, if I was going to tongue-kiss you, then you was dead as a doornail. You was getting fucked. If I'm tongue-kissing you, you getting fucked. Now I'm waiting outside, and we out. Mm-hmm. I never was tongue-kissing the girl that's just giving me a lap dance and not fucking me afterward. You know my body. Don't ever play with me on this public broadcast. You know my body.
Stop playing with me, boy. You know my body. Don't play with me, boy.
I've changed my stance since the group chat.
I didn't expect you to.
If I go out there on a Saturday, I ain't staying at Pop's timeshare. I'm going out there to stay at the shit. Yeah. Which I never stayed at, because I'm always at Pop's timeshare.
Oh, Pop told me to tell y'all. Flagship. March. We had the timeshare for his birthday. Spades and food. And he just told me to tell y'all. So I'm telling y'all. I'll be there.
It wasn't a bad job for Tom Brady. They was killing Tom for... his style, his commentating style.
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Your wife and your daughter was sick in there. You wasn't having a good time.
You can't be in there dancing if your wife and your daughter's sick or throwing up and shit in the other room.
What do you think about TikTok, dude?
Make that breakfast. That's why they say it. They're going to have to get creative with breakfast now, boy. Omelet. I think eggs cost a lot. I don't want to sound like an elitist. They're getting their look back on us.
When I worked at Hot 97, which was ages ago, I remember the little coffee vendors on the corner taking the coffee price up from 50 cent to a buck 10 because of milk.
I'll teach you something.
You can't say that joke. Y'all not making sex with me. The 42nd Street niggas be wildin'.
She went in her little Tappers phone system.
That's my girl, so I got her, man. Hold up, man. Make sure my girl is ready for this party. Hold up, man. What the fuck they talking about out there?
She smoked him, though. Absolutely. He did his best, though.
He ain't even put on a list.
You playing a 3% probability with the lives of millions and millions and millions of people.
No. Oh, no, no. You talking about the young boy. Yeah.
Or it's just done too abruptly.
That's not true. I've heard that before. I think what happens with him is when a nigga come with an idea that don't coincide with my idea, you got fired. Yes. Or... Yo, Mr. Trump, I don't think we should be doing it this way. You fired.
Fam, he sat and told the Republican niggas in Congress, if y'all don't like Elon Musk, you could get out of here.
People got kids to raise and college tuitions to pay and mortgages in high-ass D.C.
So that's the point. Like, yo, fam, I'm going to get along because I got bills to pay. I don't think the Republicans fuck with him.
Monkeys. Adams. I have no idea. Humans were created. I always say that. By another species.
Hybrid. Like the sea monkey shit that you used to have back for the kids and shit. We were an experiment and then left. Ish flip. Listen, I don't know. I don't know how to answer that. Yeah, I don't know.
First of all, I've called out one time for my kid being sick. And keep going. And I don't stop your breath. Your money is up. Your money is monthly. Yeah.
No, that's a two-part thing. You did say also if you're a journalist, they let you out your contracts, right?
The Obamas got multiple podcast bags?
I know they got the one big one.
Yeah, they got some different shit.
Man, you could go do a commencement speech for a university and get... Seven figures.
John Edwards was rich, though.
And I think we deal in best case scenario. We don't necessarily know how this lady was conceived. And it might be something way more...
So scale it down then. Whatever you got, give away a smaller portion of that. I do.
All? No. Maybe not all. I don't... For the... I don't necessarily agree with that. But for the people... Agree with what? That you should know their traumas. I was asking those questions. But for the people that subscribe to your trauma is genetic, then...
Yeah. We suppress a lot of shit.
Men suppress that shit. Both of mine are terrible. I was grown when I found out that my pops wasn't away at college, was in prison.
That was his story that he was telling me, writing letters and stuff, and telling me he was away at school, and I believed it. Until that was let slip to me when I was, what, 21 years old. I was like, wait, what? No, no, he wasn't. And then I had a conversation with him. And that's the truth. So I don't know nothing about that side of the family like that. Got it.
Shit that, you know, medical shit, nothing. One Penn State. State Penn. Hey.
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50 cent for the gentleman.
Nah, he said he never made a dollar from ever. Wow.
You got the one in there where he talked about his man that committed the murders? Why you playing at me?
Have y'all heard this thing?
It ain't no 85. Yeah. You can come home.
Bro, he was on one of them joints and was like, yo, I think it was his cousin or something. He was the plug. And then when he went down, I took it from him. So I got the whole operation from him and now I run it. I said, oh.
No. Salute. She's different, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, yo. Switch, nigga, get up.
That's fucked up. You know, they got footage of Wilt as a teenager, balling. That's all right. He's cooking him.
That's the worst outro I've ever seen. We running that 225 back, though.
It's the messenger. This nigga said, yo, this is where you get the nanny so you can come to work.
Let me ask you a question. What tricks do I get off at home? Your dog, the nanny's not going to take your kid to the ER at 2 in the morning.
That go to Home Depot and pick up the people?
Never. Like, never, never? I've never done that.
He said he had workers for the same workers for years. I've never picked up a person from Home Depot. So where you get your niggas from? Either through, like, a referral or some shit like that. Like, some of my guys been working for me for literally over 15 years.
First Bush. No, so you might be on the job site, and then one of my contracted friends would be like, yo, I got a dude that do X, Y, and Z, and they'll introduce you. So even after coming off his name. Yeah, they'll introduce you to do work well, and then y'all just build a rapport. You just go from there.
No, so hang with niggas in your friend group.
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That would impact sales. Yes. Just like when Travis do the Astroworld Fest, you're expecting to see Drake do an OVO Fest. You're expecting to see that artist with the belt.
You want to make it bigger than just Dreamville. But still do it for North Carolina, for Raleigh, et cetera. And he owns it, right? I don't know. I think so. But outside of that, nigga, we got Rolling Loud. J. Cole not on Rolling Loud. So if you replace the people... that's them niggas, you replace J. Cole with them, you could do Rolling Loud numbers, to your point.
If you replace the headliner with another monster headliner, the people gonna come.
I think they might look at it as they just maybe hit a ceiling. Like, this is as big as Paul's can get.
I saw that and I said, oh, man, my room five coming next year. Be prepared. Put them fucking incense away.
Again, because there was no stream, I couldn't really see much. I saw Wale.
I saw Juvenile. Yeah. Yeah, but I didn't see a stream.
They didn't say, but they did put it out early that there will not be a stream. I'm sure it's business.
Not for the festival shit. If it's a... If somebody's doing a one-off show somewhere and it's like in their hometown, you got to be there for it. I'll catch the flight for that.
Humanism is our bag.
You don't hear none of that. Yeah, because the hippie niggas, they just want to smoke some weed and get humped on.
It's going to be one of them days. What's up? Chillin', man. Good day, sir.
Y'all see this billboard list? Oh, I saw it.
I saw the list and then I was like, here we go. And then I said, you know what? Fuck it. We'll talk about it. Why not? What did you think of it, Ice? I saw some old names that were there that shouldn't be there and some names that were not there that should have been there.
24 is Dolce. Okay. 23 is Gangsta Boo. 22 is Lady of Rage. 21 is Glorilla. 20 is Monie Love. 19 is Lotto. 18 is Remy Ma. That's some bullshit. Thank you, boy. 17 is Rhapsody.
15 is Meg. 14 is Left Eye. 13 is Trina. 12 is Da Brat. 11 is Cardi. 10 is Foxy Brown. That seems a little low too, but carry on. 10 is Foxy. 9 is Eve. 8 is Roxanne Shante. 7 is Salt-N-Pepa. 6, MC Lyte. 5, Queen Latifah. 4, Lil' Kim. 3, Lauryn Hill. What? three Lauryn Hill, two Missy Elliott, and one Nicki Minaj. And before we react, let me give you their criteria, because it's always important.
Yeah, okay. All right, so the criteria is body of work slash achievements, and they put that as charted singles and albums, gold, platinum certifications. Cultural impact slash influence, longevity, lyrics, and flow. That's the criteria to come up with this list.
And Missy being number two. Nicki is number one. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at those two. I'm not mad at that. Lauren, you know, I love Lauren, but. I'm not mad at that. Okay. Because look who she sits behind.
She's behind the singer's list.
Mm-hmm. Two of them. She has three albums. Two dime albums.
To put Foxy in the top five, because, again, we come from the Foxy era. Who do you take out that top five?
No, not just that. The cultural impact at Queen Latifah, it wouldn't be a bunch of these people if it's not Queen Latifah.
That's where she gets to that. Creativity.
Mia X. I said it before.
I'm looking for the names I'm looking for.
Thank you. Jean Grey is another rapper that has that list. To me, Jean Grey should be on this list, and no name should be on this list.
But with the criteria, outside of bars, you don't have nothing else that's going to meet the criteria.
I'm taking Dochi off the list. I'll say it. It's too early.
She was the female representation of the whole West Coast at one point. That's a contribution to hip hop that some of these people have not paid.
Lady of Rage got up there because of Death Row.
Name me two Yo-Yo songs.
Higher than 18. Higher than 18. Like top 10? No. But higher. Maybe 11. I was going to say maybe around 13. Somewhere in there. It's definitely higher than that list, though.
Fair enough. That's why she should be on the list, though. But listen, if that's the case, then you can't say Salt-N-Pepa should be seventh.
But it's not crazy. Bro, without some of these people, there is no Foxy Brown.
What are you talking about?
Tramp? They got records.
That's what you call it, a 100?
If you say pin game changes the list, then there's no list. Yeah. Pardon me. Let me take that back. The list is drastically changed.
Hey, Joe, you said Broken Silence is wild. You have that higher than Il Na Na album?
Said some bullshit. Go ahead.
Yo, Mel, I was getting out the car this morning, right? Mel was walking up. Mel came over and said, let me help you. Give me your bag. You need help with your scooter? I said, yo, fam, why you being nice? You all right? You need to hold some money or something?
You can tell him this part. Joe said, yo, what's up? I said, nothing. What's up? He's like, where was you at? I said, Virginia. He's like, huh? I was like, oh, this weekend I was in Virginia. He said, no, Friday. I said, oh, my baby was sick. So I started telling him what happened with the baby and all that. He said, yo, because you've known me so long, you already know what my brain is.
Hey, what's better than two millionaires?
You said you had a Joker question for him, so I want you to finish.
You want to tell them where we went?
A lot of red and pink face. A lot of getting up saying, damn, I think I pulled something. He seems to have left, too. Yeah, no, he really said.
And I said, fam, don't nobody want to hear that bullshit.
He said he had three shoulder repair surgeries.
Corey started curling and shit. I'm like, yo, man, put the bar down. What the fuck you doing?
And I did that a couple of times.
That's where it's all up top, baby. So you bench press the 185.
You was in the back eating chicken nuggies.
You couldn't come out all day. Mommy, can I give hug?
All right, let me go.
This nigga said, this is why you got to start talking about that nanny talk. And I said... I said, if kids get sick, man, why you... You need a nanny. If kids get sick... I can't afford no fucking nanny.
185. How many times?
All jokes aside, he was like, yo. He whispered. He put the 225. I thought he was fucked up.
Nigga, my daughter got sick at... I mean, my daughter's fever was high at 1 o'clock in the morning. So that means I can afford a living nanny?
An au pair, and I cannot afford an au pair.
He can't jump high enough for you to put paper under his feet. He's slow as shit, and he's running the brakes. We've never seen a center run fast brakes, bro.
Wilt Chamberlain did not handle the ball enough to handle the ball.
Bro, the assist is different. If you want to talk about rebounds, it's different. The assist was different back then.
David Robinson would be in that tour. David Robinson grew like a foot in a year. So it's like saying AD is now a four. That's how Cat was.
Bro, stay in this era.
Yes. Hey, yo, fam, if you are a center and you averaging a triple-double, it's something to be said about that. Absolutely. I think Joker's incredible.
I don't think he stat-pads. I watch basketball too much to say he stat-padding because he not. He's not stat-padding.
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And they live in your house.
My house is not big enough for the au pair to live in.
The thoughts, views, and that's going to be right in the beginning of the song.
Stupid yeah, I can hear those outside. Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. I can hear it. I'm telling you cheerio shit go I Ain't know they know how that leak and all the other shit go but that I heard the whole song That boy was just waiting for one to catch off boy.
Just wait on the Nokia Yo, who the fuck the function if I'm party I'm very tight at Nokia Wow Wow Nigga, it's on our joint album. My name ain't nowhere on this. And this is the record that's shooting up the charts? It's going crazy.
Oh, my fault? I'm sorry. I don't be listening when you talk. He ain't getting spanked for it? He not getting spanked for it? For that song? Yeah. Is he even in the video? It's his album. He got to be in something spanky for it. My bad, I didn't know you said that, but I saw this shit yesterday because it's number three.
If I was getting paid for it,
If I'm him, just because of how it's always been, the whole, damn, dog, I do this, you steal it from me. It's always been that narrative around him and his music with dude. So if I'm him, I'm very tight.
We got a joint project. Do I get points? On that song? Yeah. That's the point I'm talking about. You know what? I think that's just... I don't know, bro. I think it's a personal thing. Everybody... Somebody got points on other shit that he wrote that he got already. And he might not have been mad.
Now, had that song made $10 million.
I got mad like I got taken off that record. I told them, niggas, I said, yo, I'm not going to hold y'all. The day that that album drops, I'm putting out the version with Joe's verse on it. And I did that shit like album, maybe like four hours later. Yep, here it go. I don't care. Yeah, that'd be sick. What was the... Response? No, what was the rationale behind taking you off?
I mean, my girl's family helps out, but I can't afford an au pair. That's all I'm saying.
The song was too long, I think, right?
Maybe you won't be mad, but you'll still be...
Not if they want to.
But to Parks' point, let's say he already had the song done and I just wanted to put that on this project to get it out to the world. And you're getting your points. Now it's a threesome where they both Miami and I'm just letting you come in here and get... And it's still my work, though.
They talking about Nokia got potential to go number one in the next couple weeks. Nah, that's tough.
I move on. I move on. I'm not even saying that. I just can't. Like, this shit ain't cheap. Told my joke, got you.
That's all I'm saying. That's tough.
But some niggas don't care about playing Robin, bro. Everybody don't got to be Batman.
I'm not even saying about fighting or nothing like that. I'm just saying sitting there at home by yourself, you probably feel a way.
That's short-sighted. Like you said, baby, he knows, yo, we could do this, this could happen, that could happen, so let me not fuck nothing up.
My thing is, if I'm home and I'm party, and my points are coming in, and I got paid, and I'm in some big-ass house, eh, I'll get over it.
I agree. You know what I'm saying? From an artistic standpoint, but also now this is a part of my resume. So now the look that this has afforded me makes my price go up on everything else, and now I can be a part of other shit, and I can use this as the...
Bro, this song goes to number one for seven weeks.
Yeah, but that's just a song. And Party's not credited on this at all, even under the song. Like, I remember the thing when they were talking about Drake's number ones, right? And, um... People saying, why didn't Sicko Mode count in his list of number ones? Because it doesn't even say featuring Drake.
So if the song goes number one, just the song, I'm not talking about the album already did its number one on release.
So I would assume. I don't know if you go on the track.
The one leg, with the one leg. You fresh off the bike.
Nah, you gotta do the hill talk. To what?
Dog. Because you can't talk. That's not true. I can say whatever I want to say. Let's go.
Why is that in your phone?
Depending on what gel you got in that day. You know what I mean? You get the Superman curl, you're going to fly.
Embrace it, man. They love you. Nope.
What I'm telling you is what you think and what is actual and factual could be totally different things.
Took his black card?
All right. Well, okay.
That's not nice. Don't laugh. I ain't going to stop.
I was giving a promo for anybody else. Please, somebody.
And I don't want to say that because it might be the makeup.
You've said that a few times.
Auburn has the stigma of, yeah. The niggas. The nigga team.
Yeah, for sure. And I said this earlier. What this Final Four showed me is that none of these coaches could really coach. Because down the stretch, the final two minutes of all these games. Yeah. The coaches just lost it. It was no guidance, horrible shot selection. The Auburn game, they wouldn't go down low to Bruin. He kicking their ass the whole game. They wouldn't give him the ball down.
Niggas are shooting 45 footers. It was just bad coaching on my perspective.
But they had a two-minute stretch. That Houston, they had a two-minute stretch, three-minute stretch, where they was just missing, doing like, they wasn't working for the best shots they could have gotten. Their last field goal was like three minutes on the clock or some shit.
Yeah, bro, like that's just, it wasn't good coaching. You got to run a play. You got to run a play to get us a good shot, go to the foul line. You got to run a play where we can get something going to the basket. We can get an offensive rebound. It's just you.
It's counterproductive.
I'm saying it to him. No, I think it lost its lust that once Juju got hurt. I think they were going to market it up against, again, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Juju versus Paige. And I think everybody's plans, all the marketing plans, all of that shit got scrambled once Juju got hurt.
And I think it would have gotten, because they kind of criticized them, saying that it didn't do what Caitlyn did last year.
I know. 10 o'clock took a whole sleeve of Oreos.
Because Caitlyn was the star. Juju was the equivalent to Caitlyn of this year. And I think they...
Yeah. And the nigga that's working the rope might be 22 years old and don't know the dream from the night. Is that what stopped him? In Houston?
And... I'm making $16 an hour, big fella. I don't know nothing. You can't come in here. You ain't got one of these? You ain't got one of them? That's some ice shit. Ice wouldn't let that nigga in. Ice would've called the police.
He need a pass, all right.
Would you be all right with it if you was a billionaire?
That's where you go.
That's where you go to. What? No, there's no reason Hakeem Olajuwon shouldn't have been at all. Carte Blanche and that bitch. Like, I built this house.
Let him on the fucking court. I don't think he went home, but when the dude stopped him. But didn't everybody else?
You ain't see what Vernon Maxwell said? No. You know Vernon Maxwell's crazy. So Vernon Maxwell, like a month ago, was on one of the sport podcasts and talked about he disrespected.
So Vernon Maxwell talked about one time he disrespected Akeem and Akeem Smackdown. But who's the way to ask him? Was that you? Who?
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Now your face, the ID is better today.
Oh, yeah. No, it's over for chips. You ain't been eating.
But anyway, go ahead.
Yeah. And it's counterproductive.
That's not true. Well, it's not true. Your face is way more popular today than it was. You're in the Super Bowl commercial. My nigga, what are you talking about? I'm riding my little scooter in the airport yesterday. I'm just riding my scooter. So they had some hills. That's a nice little slogan.
So I'm just flying down there, no brakes. The dude is waiting at the bottom of the hill. I was like, yo, my nigga, I was going to turn the camera on so I could have, I wish he would have done that, right? Word. He's like, yo, let me get a picture. So I know, nigga, if my face is recognizable, come on, my nigga, stop.
That shit tastes good, though.
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And then, if you really implement a cheat day, you look forward to the cheat day when you can get busy.
And I'm disagreeing with Mark.
I'm disagreeing with Mark. Because what Donald Trump did was, I told y'all so. Look at what Joe Biden been doing. I'm going to do something totally different. Yeah. If today, when you hear him talk, they don't talk about what the Republicans are doing to get things right. You know what they keep saying? Yo, Sleepy Joe did this.
Like, if you do, like, a Sunday, you could just pancakes, French toast, all that shit on Sunday. You know what I'm saying?
Yo, Kamala did this, y'all. Y'all bugging the fuck out.
Wait, wait, wait. Let me finish. Let me answer you. I think that shit was fucked up under Biden.
I think what you're saying is, yo, we don't have a representative, right? Cool. And I think that the old way of doing Democratic shit has not worked. So I think that there has to be a new way. And you following these old politically correct, I'm going to just be the good guy, turn to other cheap trends.
They had seven Wharton economists. Right. UPenn, Wharton is their business school. And they said, yo, the shit that he's doing, none of them agree with it. And they all ousted it. I think that the message behind what he's doing is resonating with the people more, which is we lost the country, right? And we got to get it back. I'm not disagreeing with that theoretically.
How you going about doing that is nuts, my nigga. Like, yo, fam, you can't just go in the house and say, yo, y'all live here? All right, I'm going to remodel the whole house at one time.
So y'all just got to sleep in that corner while we... No, I'm going to do the bathroom first and then I'm going to do this room first. I think it's a slow process and a slow burn.
And I think he don't look at people, period.
But this is the thing, right? I'm sorry, Mel.
Foreigner. Foreigner. Yo, listen, you right. I think, again, I'm telling you, I think his mindset is right. When you are in government, your job is governance. So you can't take your constituents and say, fuck y'all. I could care less how y'all get along. I'm going to do X because now the people, to Ice's point, are collateral damage.
Fam, in D.C., I read a report that over the last three months, 8,000 houses went up for sale. D.C. is one of the highest... Cost of living in the country. Fam, so now you just going to wipe out that whole... Fuck the houses. We talking about the gas stations. We talking about the cleaners. We talking about the nightclubs. We talking about the wah-wahs.
All of that shit suffers. So if your whole thing that you ran on was economic progress, you are now saying, fuck y'all. I could care less about progress. And some of this shit is egotistical. Let me ask you a question today. I'm not saying I agree with it either. What if... My goal is economic progress, but the road is going to be bumpy for a while. I think you roll it out slow.
Shit got to get real fucked up. I think you roll it out slow. I think you roll it out slow for the humanity piece. I think you can't just say fuck all of these. In my opinion.
Middle class and under. So cool. So now you're going to have this 10% that is cool. But now the rest of Europe, because again, we in government. This is not a corporation, even though the United States is a corporation. But you can't run it like that.
What do you mean? If Kyrie could get your chef, what that mean?
We're just having a conversation.
Your Louis Vuitton point. Yo, if I spent mad money in Louis Vuitton, I could put my dick on the table.
Cool. China. can say, yo, I'm supplying 80% of your goods, 70% of your goods. You need me more than I need you. That's a fact.
And in your building process, your people are suffering.
I'm not totally against what he's saying. I'm not totally against what he's saying, me personally. I'm not totally against what he's saying because I think theoretically he has a good point. I think we've leveraged our consumerism... And we made all of these countries around the world strong.
If you look at India, if you look at China, if you look at some of these countries, their fucking whole GDP is predicated on us giving them money, whether it's outsourcing telemarketing jobs or outsourcing accounting, manufacturing, all that shit. Cool. When we want to get these jobs back, it's a slow process. You understand what I'm saying? In my opinion. This is my opinion. It is.
I don't even see it possible to get them jobs back.
No, that's the insinuation of the- Because we could have the labor force to do anything around the country. The problem is the people that are over here are going to make $22 an hour or $17 an hour. So now where's that going to stand? Because we coddle these 10-year-olds and say they can't make sneakers. Where's that going to- You're a fool, son.
You guys are ridiculous. That is horrible. What's the price of them Jordans going to be? What's the price of them Levi's going to be? What's the price of the iPhone? No, I know. What's the price of the cars? And so that's the shit that we're going to be bitching about.
So even if his plan works, what's going to happen when, because the greedy ass company owners are not going to take less of a profit margin. They're not going to take the hit. No. Dog, right now, right now, today, the new Nintendo Switch was supposed to go up for pre-order.
Fuck all his house cans. Fuck all his house cans. Let me fucking land.
Go ahead. It was supposed to go for pre-order. Nintendo canceled it for America. You cannot order it because they said, yo, we don't know how much it's going to cost due to tariffs. It's not made here. So sorry, y'all. We're not releasing yet. That's just one little piece. It's going to start happening with everything else.
I heard Corey was saying earlier, Mercedes said, yo, there's no more cars this year.
They don't. Whether they believe it or not, but they believe in it based on some egotistical ideal of what the country is.
Hey, the washed up rapper don't think that he washed up. The washed up ball player don't think he washed up.
I don't give, I'm ignoring that shit.
I'm not paying that nigga no money.
I think he just got some growing up to do.
I think it's fucked up.
I don't care what age you are. I think if you... I mean, listen. We ain't stupid. We know how babies is made. And you put yourself into that, now you have to deal with that. And if you choose to just walk away, I think that's some immature, coward shit. That's my take. Nobody has to agree with that. But I feel differently about parenting. I think it's bigger than you. And you made this child.
You don't just get to walk away. The moms, she's stuck. She can't just say, never mind, I'm cool. She could right now. No, the child, ain't the child here?
If that's all you wanted, it's a win-win. He don't want nothing to do with you or the child. He just want to be there financially. You might not just want this nigga. You just want the money. I don't know you.
Not once you sign that paperwork.
So some of them niggas might not have became that if dad was there.
Yo, two tickets.
The shit. The holes, the holes, the holes. Man, I've been trying to drive to you now.
License is fucked up, man. I just got right.
No, Hove hyphenated, right?
Let's switch. Especially when you over there getting cooked. If you're getting cooked, you got to switch.
So the more successful one determines how this last name thing is going.
Ego ain't going to let no... Five points. Ego not letting you switch.
Yeah, I'm daddy.
I got it from here. No, no, no. Daddy got it now.
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Once you play outdoor paintball, you don't want to do that indoor shit. You got the gun?
You already know. I haven't done that in a minute. Escape rooms was our shit, so I'm always down for escape rooms.
I'm playing something off this Jim album. Wow. This is Back in the Day, off of At the Church Steps.
Mark said he wanted to play Friday and Meek, which I played.
That was hard. That is Back in My Bag. Jim Jones at the Church Steps.
But y'all niggas should know what time it is Ain't committing homicides and all, but that's alright Cause I ain't one of them guys that just be saying something cause it rhyme with shit Been a long time since I had the 9 to Friday shit I'm still about a billion away from where I've been trying to get I'll still mix up some of the Hanes with the designer shit I got designer that, designer this, I got designer whips, designer crib It came with a one-on-one, designer bitch She pay like 20,000 for those, they're designer tits I don't even take it to the club cause she keep tryna
We ain't falling for that, nigga. That ain't gonna work. We got you figured out.
You'll be back.
Yeah. My man was right under the basket with it. Who? You. Everybody. I'm just talking about the dog. Every video I saw.
Make it seem like we miserable at home.
We just do it. It's nigga shit. But we don't have to do that, man. Yes, we do.
You go to the hospi, nigga. She had some scrubs on, too. Hey.
You just turn it the opposite way?
I'm like, all right.
I agree. No, no.
The father hit it before?
Oh, yeah, I just read this. Yeah, this shit sound all right.
Yeah, good looks.
I mean, sure, I get it.
My girl was watching. She was like... That would have been high ass. We would have fucked that whole carpet up. What would you have done, bro?
So who's in the clique?
Yeah. Which I get. I get it. I get it. But this is what happens when something that happens in hip hop grows to be that big. All the brands, everybody. Take it a little further. Take it a little further. They took it further.
Salute. That's not what you trying to do?
All right. We got a couple games. The Heat and the Cavaliers.
All right. We got the Mavs and the Bucs.
All right, we have the Thunder and the Grizzlies.
All right, and the Kings and the Nuggets.
All of that shit. Yeah, my mechanics were horrible.
And you know us. We think we just got it. I got it.
That's the funny part is how I was talking before this game.
But that's his battle.
Ski Mask Hall of Fame.
I'm not a fan of the sports athletes having podcasts during the season. I've never been a fan of it.
Even what you said, if it takes a focus.
Say My Name for Candyman. They did that one.
Without going too much into detail, I didn't like it too tough.
Sometimes. Sometimes you don't. Sometimes you don't know until... Only sometimes. A lot of times we know.
They just passionate.
Should have been shot.
You could shoot a nigga without killing him.
He should have shot him.
Y'all said Biggie's catalog is going up for sale?
That was the slowest 245 in the world.
That's what makes it worse.
Right, but you was talking a lot of shit about your game. You were talking a lot of shit.
Hey, she a liar in the club too.
This should be slotted out like that.
You're right. This nigga really will zoom in on the feet on anything.
Niggas definitely do it, though.
Live, live, live. Especially what I saw with my uncle that passed. Interesting. When his daughter was 10 months old and he dies.
Because that's what it means.
No, when we say that, it means I have to live for her. I gotta let my daughters know what these niggas be doing.
If I got 35 years out of this.
I'll be here the other side.
I said you asking me how many of them dad was there for?
He gonna laugh loud. Let him do it. Let him do it. Yeah, laugh loud. Yeah, go play something.
I ain't gonna lie. He's had a successful rap career. He's had people that he put on. He's got the fashion career. He's not broke.
He ain't had that regular shit either. Yeah, that's a good shit.
Yeah, I seen some speeches. Yeah, I saw you.
I'm going to get this shit with some tassels on it.
I like the album. I like the album.
And country album. Yeah.
God damn. That was great.
He's a good actor. We said that.
Thank you, I appreciate it. I watched a little bit, too. Thank you very much. We and Joe were watching you set up when we were doing some studio shit.
Where do you want to start?
I thought you were going to say, which part of the Grammys do you want to start with? It was a bloodbath, man.
I do want to say, they should do a better job of advertising the pre-telecast, because that's a lot of the awards that we actually care about. For sure. And there's moments that happen in that, too, that are noteworthy of being watched.
Yeah, the opera section that can go do something else.
That's what I was watching first because that's all I could find advertised or whatever. People posted that. I was like, okay, I guess I'll watch this. And then I went to the website and saw the other shit. And I was like, okay, cool. I'll watch it on my laptop. And then I was like, let me see if it's on YouTube buried somewhere. And it was on there. Oh, it was? Yeah. Okay.
I just watched it on the stream. I'm just saying they should make that a little bit more clear.
Again, congratulations. Congrats. Congrats. Well deserved. I'm playing new old music. This is Swiss Beats and Nas Echo.
That's Carol Banks and Sir Mov. Salute, friends of the show. That was dope.
That's Winnie Pretty. Fuck with it. Big Mark, what you got?
I think everywhere you got to kind of worry about you, by the way. Yeah, but it's a mistake I see up here a lot, and it's because everybody's friends with Joe.
Slows into the next song. That album also had me in chokehold. Lots of edibles, lots of weekends.
I just didn't know that live performances were eligible for individual awards in this matter.
No, I guess it was probably. It was an R&B performance. It was released, so. Mm-hmm. But it was after the fact. I don't know. Whatever.
I'm still in the studio. He was in the studio like a rapper this weekend. He didn't like that shit, but...
I think Sabrina and the girl Olivia Rodrigo used to be beefing. I don't know if they cleaned it up, but.
Babyface, rest of you up here.
If there was a vet there, I guess.
She wasn't even doing the interview. She could have very easily went over and tried to recruit.
Thank you. Thank you.
We expect Flip to do what the fuck he wants.
If your best friend takes down your mom, he's going to fuck you up psychologically.
I believe it, though. She looked beautiful. And she had a great album last year.
They had their own pool houses and shit.
Wait, Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus, right?
I will, but Miley's got mad hits.
She had to turn up the swing of the MPC a little bit.
We skipped it because it's going to be a whole thing, but the rack up started early. That started at 1 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
I agree with you when I put on my Optimus glasses.
But I do think there is a separation between awards and critical response versus commercial response. A thousand percent. I'm not sure that Cardi or her people give a fuck if she wins a Grammy if she sells a bazillion fucking singles. Which I think she will. Not just that. It's like saying Killer Mike won last year.
I think the next segment was the new artist segment, right?
After the speech last year or two years ago, whatever that was. Last year.
That's part of the process. Gotcha.
It's a nod probably to the Kanye shit from years ago.
This is my favorite part of the Grammys this year. Yeah. Even just them highlighting them in this way, they don't usually do that. They put one or two of them up there.
A lot of them weren't particularly new artists, but that's a different conversation.
Nah, Elton can't do no backflips right now.
Not with the backflips. I'm just talking about the outfit.
Yeah, he should be in there.
And then the girl, Ray. I wasn't really familiar with her.
When I first saw her, I was like, okay, we're getting a little Amy Winehouse. She's British. She's got the mole. I was like, okay, Amy Winehouse-esque, but then her vocals. Her voice was different. I said, oh, my bad.
They're tied in though too. Who? Taylor and Kendrick. Her producer produced all of GNX. Soundwave does shit for her. They got a smash record together.
I think that the problem is that the song is too much of a bop. If this was Euphoria, then I would feel like you feel. But this song was a bop, and that was the problem.
I can't imagine letting Flip get you that much ire in your tone. Flip's action should not make you fucking blood boil.
Or just keep it playful.
I'm worried about it. I'm definitely worried. I'm worried. Because if it isn't great or doesn't do numbers, it's going to look really fucking bad. That's where I'm at. I'm at what...
From what I saw at the Grammys. OVO, right? And that's. That's somebody else.
We got another answer to one of your questions. Give it to me. DJ Khaled, this is not my last album. This is my black album, J-Voice. Blah, blah, blah. FYI, Drake's back to work. So am I. This is the one with two emoji Drakes. Matter of fact, send that record over to Rihanna. I just want to breathe the air that Rihanna breathes. Everything is locked in. That's what he needs.
He needs two or three of those.
Too Short Record was on Khaled and it was in 2016. That was the last thing that...
I don't think he was the happiest to be there. I mean, he was happy to win there, but he didn't. Seemed like he had much to say. Clean sweep. But I did like the.
That one shocked me. Third verse. Comparisons. Yeah. That is the most impressive year by a rapper I've ever seen in my entire life. Let's go, Paul. And it ain't over yet. It ain't over yet. Yeah, we still got one more.
But by that premise, that premise assumes that Kevin Lamar doesn't sell records, too, which is not accurate. No, it's not.
We did it. And we also have your catalog, which is not going nowhere.
It ain't going nowhere.
Yes, we did. We got for all the dogs and the bonus album. No, that wasn't Drake. Who was it?
But if he felt that way, why would he be getting so mad at Joe and me and other people that reviewed it poorly?
Who's Carlos Miller?
They knew the neighbor.
No, first off, the restaurant did us a favor. We did not have a reservation. We go in with six. And they was like, yo, we're booked for the evening. But because we know you, we'll let y'all get a table, but y'all only get, I think he gave us like an hour and a half. Like y'all have to be out because we have a reservation. It's a long time though. But they didn't have to do that.
That's all you're talking about? I be thinking negative shit. Yeah, I was like, oh. Yeah. The day before, you know niggas is meticulous. Happy to see all y'all.
We have no reservations. It's not really a long time for six. Exactly. Not for six.
And they a cool dude when it's just y'all. They get to these restaurants and get drunk and get hammered. That's a whole different thing.
Glad I wasn't there. Thanks for not inviting me.
Y'all Irish goodbye.
It was Scottish.
Yo, I see you Saturday. And I'm like, not really, buddy. I finally decided to, like, have the talk with him. I was like, nah, no you won't. And he was like, but I want to. I said, all you got to do is tell moms.
Come on, you want to get away from Mommy? You want to get the fuck away from Mommy? And that nigga?
My weekend was crazy. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to get my shit off. I talked to you about that. My weekend was crazy.
Thank you, Mel. Very nice. I decided to surprise Nico with a paintball party by inviting all his friends, 11 of them, picked them up in the Sprinter and took them deep in Jersey to do paintballing. I started off a little rocky because one of the friends thought he wasn't getting picked up and hated and called Nico and said, yo, they throwing a surprise for you. Oh, shit. I was pissed. Oh, damn.
That's rough. We had all that. That's some flip shit, though. What? Never. I never do no shit like that. I took him out to eat. Cool. They all decided to sleep over my crib. These niggas left in the middle of the night when I fell asleep, went outside and caused some destruction outside. Police came to my door. What the fuck? They woke me up. Had the conversation, cool.
The blue is off, but he got it. No, but he came close enough.
So then I said, yeah, I'm going to film some content. That's the content I filmed with all them niggas doing Ring Around the Rosie and push-ups. Then, after that, Nico's riding his bike outside. That's a charge. It is. You made them niggas do Ring Around the Rosie. Yeah. Nico's riding his bike outside on the sidewalk. They don't like it. Some man slapped Nico. Him and his little friend. Yeah.
Slapped Nico off the bike. They hopped him. They beat him up. I go outside to speak. They jumped a man? They jumped a man. I go outside to speak to him. I said, you slapped my son? He said, no, I didn't slap your son. Your son, my hand was in your son. I slapped him twice. I had to say it. Yes, sir, you bugging. But we had a conversation after that as adults. Then... Wait, no, no.
That's not what the top of this broadcast is for, but... Okay, you can take that.
It's like, this was for quick, just quick stuff.
I finished towards the end, so we're going to stop it at that. To be continued.
Don't forget to bring it back up. Okay, I got you. And I won't interrupt. All right, good. Let's get it. All right. Are we gonna get to it? Hey, don't move. Let's get it. What is the highest priority to you guys in all of the happenings in the universe? I'm embarrassed. Rest in peace. Let's start with a rest in peace, young Scooter. Let's dedicate this episode to him.
Thoughts, prayers, and condolences to his family, friends, fans, loved ones, the whole city, everybody. It's a lot of people mourning. A lot of people mourning right now. A lot of people fucked up about this one. Yeah.
Rest in peace, Bishop. Ambition. Ambition, yes. Co-dedication. Sorry. With the scooter situation, like when the news first broke, you know, misinformation spreads fast. So initially it said, well, first off, it was his birthday.
Already crazy. But the news broke and said... That's horrible and fly somehow. I'm kind of... I didn't want to be the guy to say that.
Knock on wood. Yeah, indeed. But... So when the news first broke, it was misinformation saying that he was involved in a shootout with the police and the police killed him. That's what I read. And almost, I want to say an hour or two after that, the police hold a press conference to state, hey, that's not what happened. They received a 911 call. They went over details of the call.
What's fly about it? You look fly right now for a 50-year-old man. Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
They responded to the 911 call. The call said that there was a woman outside, no clothes on, there were shots fired, they saw her dragged into the house, there's something going on, you need police here immediately. So police show up. The story goes, they knock on the door, someone opens the door, closes the door immediately.
They're forming a perimeter, two men run out the back, somebody jumps the gate, and they find Scooter deceased. So I saw a lot of people asking, how can that happen, jumping the gate?
No sign of a woman and no guns. There were no shots fired.
They reported that as well. Not from police nor anyone else. So I saw a lot of people saying, how can that happen, jumping the gate? It didn't make sense. So they thought it was like a cover up or something going on. Yeah. I've experienced something very similar. I was about 12, 13 years old, and my younger brother, Ars, three years younger than me at the time, he jumped the gate.
Four months.
We were playing basketball in the backyard, and it was one of the rod gates with the spikes at the top. He jumped the gate, and when he was walking back, he just was like, yo, my leg. And when he walked back into the light, his jeans were completely dark. Oh, okay. Come to find out, he slipped on the gate and stabbed himself in the leg, and he almost passed away from that. It's an artery damage.
It is an artery, yeah. So to let people know, it is very possible, because they told us if it was like an inch or two to the left, he would have been out of here.
There were no shots. There were no shots. Yes.
Somewhere around there. This nigga old. Yeah, but somewhere around July, when he come back like Jordan, wearing the 4'5".
Very tragic. That's crazy.
And then as more information comes out, This seems to be a case of swatting.
As it's being reported. Yes, this is how it's being reported. What is swatting? Swatting is when, it's basically a fake 911 call made. And the police end up going to your home.
Shooting, when you start saying somebody was shooting, I seen a lady get dragged. She added a child. There was a child also that was in danger. I heard the call. You heard the call as well, right? Yeah, they released the call just to show, hey, listen, this is what we heard, the police. Because, again, Scooter means a lot to Atlanta.
So when that first story comes out, it's getting ready to be problems down there. So they're trying to show everyone, hey, listen, it wasn't us. We were responding to what information we got. Got you. So it's just a very bad situation. Swatting is a crime. Yeah, but the problem is it's hard to catch the people that do it. Punishable by jail. Five years in prison.
We've seen, like, live streamers and stuff, while they're on their stream and somebody will find out where that house is, and actually, you know, the police kick the door in because somebody has called and said, like, there's a hostage situation or there's something going on, and it be... Just for shits and giggles.
You know what I'm saying? Like that's crazy. I think also they need to vet the, they need to retrain the 911 operator because even though the 911 operator, you know, she was trying to help, still she should have knew that once the lady called and said, I'm transferring you, she should have knew the person wasn't in the city, right? The person was calling from Atlanta.
And she was on the phone speaking to other operators saying, I'm going to transfer you. This is what this person is reporting. So I feel like they have to retrain that. I feel like she sat there and went through all that. The lady was talking bullshit and keep making things up. You should have heard the call. It sounds disgusting. Yeah, I didn't hear the call. But this lady was not in Atlanta.
DeKalb County, it's a county. It's a county. She wasn't in a county where the house is at. She wasn't there because when she called 911, they transferred her to where the house is. They transferred her to the operator, and the operator, so I feel like a retraining process needs to happen in situations like that because... She said, I'm neighborhood watch.
Let me get a bowl of oranges, Big Nat. Freeze, what up, Freeze? What's happening, man?
She's asking, how are you seeing these things? How are you aware of these things? What is the lady doing? She said, oh, I'm just neighborhood watch. And she's explaining. They're engaging. And I just thought it was ridiculous. It's a stupid call to me. Disgusting. The problem, though, with that is it's a hard thing. You ain't got a lot of time to play around if it's real. Yeah.
You got to use discernment, but now let's say you don't send them and some of that shit is really going on. In the heat of the moment, you'd rather be safe than sorry.
You get what I'm saying? You'd rather go to somebody's house and this shit not be happening than not go there. I'm just saying as an operator to use different key points to see if you are the person that's really there. How are you receiving this information? Is somebody on the phone?
And Flip, one more thing, and I know this personally, I don't know how it is today, but I had an accident, I want to say 2015, and when I called from my cell phone and they asked me where I was at, they said they needed to transfer me to a local...
whatever got it and I was in the area okay I just dialed 911 from the cell phone whoever answered I'm telling them what's going on and they had to transfer me gotcha so it could be something with you know out of state self I don't know I don't know but I'm just saying there are ways where 911 is just universal and they gotta transfer you to the supporting city yeah I don't know I don't know but I have had that happen so so it's alleged I mean they found a girl they got a social media all over the internet they found her it's alleged that her boyfriend was with young Scooter that day
and she didn't want them to be, I don't know if she wasn't invited, I don't know if she felt the way, but it was malicious, she did it intentionally. Yeah. She might have thought they had some, yeah, that's crazy.
They found her Instagram, it's all over the internet. Disgusting. Yeah, I think the answer is more. So they haven't found her. No, they found her Instagram. They found her social media. She took it off, though. She deactivated her account. That's fine. They'll find her. They'll find her. Yeah, that don't do nothing. That ain't nothing. Deactivation don't mean nothing.
I do hate that that is our first instinct. What, to run from the cops? When you see police, yeah. I hate that. I hate that. It's mine still. I hate it too, but I'm not going to lie to you. I know that it's almost indoctrined kind of in. In our culture. In our psyche. I get that, so I'm not even trying to have you talk. That's deeper than culture.
Hey! Potter of the month. Come on, come on. Potter of the month, Mark. I was shocked by it and humbled. Oh, brother. Shocked and humbled. Well, not too shocked because when I saw the hoodie, I was like, damn, you must got like a printer in the crib.
What else they call you?
It don't matter. No, it matters. It don't. I'm saying it does. If I got to pay it, keep your shit over there.
What? Disrespect. No.
No, when they start saying shit like two mil cash.
He could do the 10%, though. The bail is 10%. Yeah. Yeah.
So there really ain't no number for my man. Like, me and him go back so far, man, and I hold him so near and dear to my heart, I'm not going to let them couple people I'm in there now. But you trust that he going to pay it back? Or he ain't going to blow trial? Nah, he ain't going to pay it back.
I was like, I might not get the money.
Yeah. I don't think he was going back.
No. He ain't worth 100 with 100 in his pocket. Mark and Ish got like some family shit, family trauma that's deep that they need to fucking heal. Y'all need to get healed. For context, he owed me 50 at the time.
ice ice if your brother you asking the right one now go yeah what's up if your brother was in jail and you said it's a million bail 100 cash to get him out but you you were very confident he wasn't going to go to trial you gonna lose your 100 for bailing him out when he was already in pocket 50 And he already owed you 50. What do you do? You let him... All right, dude. Flip, what do you do?
I bail him out. I'm going to get my... And now you're just going to be in a whole 150? Yeah. You was rich, nigga. Yeah. You had money, nigga. You was on TV. This was... Yeah, you was on Fox Soul by then, nigga.
Fox Soul pay you a chicken, dog.
That's hilarious. Then they came up with Tubi. The real fox soul. Fox niggas. How can we get something for the niggas?
Or, yeah, you just kind of felt like you had this wrapped in the ear, but it's a new colorway. Yeah, that's true. It's new. Or you just knew you had this one wrapped in the bud for like a week or two.
What were we talking about just now? Rest in peace, young Scooter. For sure. And again, Bishop Regate, man. That one also.
That one hurt. That one hurt. Fuck cancer, man. Just a real good, genuine dude. I ain't heard nobody that had no fuck shit to say about dude. Yeah, never. Never. Never. That's what I'm about to say, like, when the news hit that he passed, and they was like, oh, rapper from, and then they was like, such and such. And I'm like, yo, just a good man. Just a good dude. Just a good guy.
Again, rest in peace. Shout out to his family. Bishop, we love you. Word. Gone but not forgotten for sure. Hey, Bishop fans out there, hold your head, hold your head. Hey.
All right, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me. Give it to me. We got, I hate that I've been so captivated by this story, but this, yay. I can't stop. I watched every minute of that interview. Me too. Seriously?
Yes. Yes. That's when I tuned in. No. That's when I, I was like, oh wait, all right, this is going to get interesting.
Wait, wait, wait. Slow down before we get to him saying anything. We're not just brushing over that. We're not just brushing over that. Yeah. Because that's when I knew I had to clock out. I'm shocked we even covering it. I'm probably going to shut up.
This is all I'm saying to y'all. If I go to your house for an interview and you come out dressed normal and we kick it for a second and you say, all right, be right back. And then I watch you walk in the little side room, and then you come out. Where the fuck did me and Sade go for our Halloween outfits, them little pop-up shops? Spirit. Yeah, spirit.
And then you come out in the spirit black KKK outfit. I cannot stand there and talk to you.
I'm hitting you. I'm out. Not in a content game. You're not leaving. I have to punch you in the face. I have to. I have to. you Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I got you one, too. Oh, shit. Can you see the black joint? You got me one? Yeah. For him? Yeah. Pass it to me, non-employee of the month. Somebody that ain't been winning no award. Pass it to me, please. I can get it. I can get it. Don't fall. Wait, don't hate on me.
Don't break it.
Thank you.
Take a look at that thing.
I know it's a joke on it. No. Oh. Boy, you're the mom of one in a row. Oh, shit. No, it was a joke. No joke. I mean, you know. Nah, I think we playing.
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All right, we up in this piece. What's poppin'? What's happenin'? What's happenin'? Yeah, baby. Let's go. Don't talk the excitement. Don't talk it. Don't look cool. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all know what time it is. Gang, gang, gang. Hey. What's up, y'all? We good. What's popping? How's everybody doing? What's popping? Full gang in the building. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?
The numbers are beyond just streams. But even that skews for the timing. Because in the year 2000, it's a big deal for any rapper to sell out an arena.
with the evolution of touring and touring businesses and companies and tech, it's common now. So I'm just saying, because of what's common today, we shouldn't wipe out what was extraordinary in yesteryear.
Your man told you how he threw himself in the mix? Nah, what'd he do? He wasn't even in the part of them conversations. It was the rest of the game. Which would make sense. It would, right? And then he's like, hold up, wait. He got tired of watching shit happen. I should be in this too. Oh, you put your thumb on the scale.
which Kanye took offense to because it's like, okay, even if you don't, you just got $2 million. You don't think you could have figured out how to go get a PDF done or get it done if you just got $2 million, which sounds like it makes a lot of sense. It makes sense. If that story is true, that's wild. You make a couple hundred thousand.
You make a couple thousand, you can pay somebody to make a PDF.
I think they was doing a collab where they was piling in on some clothing shit. And that's when he said, like, whatever styles that you already got, send me the PDF of all the shit. I think if I just made $2 million off you, if I didn't know how to do it, I would have hired somebody and gave him five grand to send you whatever you needed.
Yeah. I'm on the other side. Well, no, not necessarily. I'm on the other side. If I'm able to get a come up off of you and you saying some wild shit that I don't want my brand to stand in line with or stand next to you, I'll do the flim flam too. I'm not sending you...
I'm not sending it. Nope. I'm not sending it. Nope. Because Jim ain't dumb. Jim know he could go get a PDF made. I'm not sending it either. I ain't. Sorry. Figure it out on your own, nigga. But you know he gonna figure it out on his own. I don't know that. You don't think he'd get somebody else to do what Jim was gonna do? I don't think it'll have the same sauce.
I'm just telling you where my head is at. I ain't telling you where yours needs to be. Yeah, I think that's crazy.
That explains it. I don't want to step on the joke because it's funny. That wasn't a joke. I don't want to step on the joke because it's funny. I started the month off with my basketball highlights taking over the globe.
He found out about the $2 million right before the meeting. And he was like, yo, that's some bullshit that you would do that, right? Get $2 million off setting up the meeting. And I still took the meeting. Even though I felt a certain type of way about you getting $2 million off of my name, I still took the meeting to put the bread in your pocket.
Just because you're such a good guy and a good human, right? Whatever the case may be. Not whatever the case may be. Because if you only took the meeting. We can't speak for him. We can't speak for him. Whatever the case may be, I took the meeting. We can acknowledge both sides of the coin. All right. So we can acknowledge it like you're just a good human and you took this meeting.
Or we can acknowledge it like you took the meeting in hopes that it was a different comeback on the comeback, which is how I'm viewing it.
I'm not viewing none of these niggas in the music business as, oh, you're such a good human that you're putting all this money in the box. But if I find out right before the meeting that you got paid two mil just to middleman it and set this up, I might be like, all right, cool. I see what type of time you want. So, all right, I'll take this meeting.
And then when I come back, now I want a favor from you. I don't see the problem with that. Me either. And that's what I'm saying. If that's what happened, then I really expect Jim to be like, all right, you got me. I made two on that. Here's the Adobe Acrobat for you. Or, my nigga, you might not send him all the styles. You could send him something. Hell no.
That eliminates the time for negotiation. I don't value the PDF that you are asking for at $2 million. I don't. Oh, you're saying it's more.
No, it's not so what. It's not so what. That's not a so what thing. That's a conversation to be had.
So I'm not sending you the PDF. It's not as simple as you texting me and saying, hey, dog, send this PDF over. No. Let's have that conversation. Your people's meeting with me could have been more than $2 million. You handled that wrong. Two million ain't what it used to be or something, man. I feel like if you made me two million, I feel like I owe you some shit.
Not yours. Who you talking to? No, no, no. You started with his taking over the globe. Let me not say highlights. Lowlights. You started with his taking over the globe. Lowlights. It was his. His fall took over the globe. I hear you. Impressions are there to be checked. Oh, shit. I started with taking over the globe. That's not to dim him. A few clips started. You know what I mean?
It depends on who the person is, too. Two million to some niggas is way more than two million dollars is to other niggas. Huh?
So I'm going to assume, I'm more inclined to trust that Jim may have a thought on this that would make it make sense. Yeah, that probably is not going to happen. Yeah.
And timing. Y'all music business niggas be trying that shit where y'all fucking do some shit and then spin the block to get something more valuable. I don't know. Get the fuck out of here. Bro, that's just relationship. scratch your back, scratch your mind. Nah, it's a trick. And not only that, it could have just been a timing thing.
Hey, when I did this and we had this meeting and all of that, then you went and started doing all this wild shit. I'm not fucking with you at all. I don't know how to do it. And I'm aware that my views are... Maybe of the minority. But if it's on the strength of the relationship, then it's not scratch my back, scratch your back. It's on the strength of the relationship.
So let's call it what it is, which is some transactional shit and a way to eliminate the conversation of trying to establish true value or something. That's all I got for it. That's enclosing for me. That's enclosing for me. I didn't make one red cent, so I ain't about to keep on bagging it. And ciao to Jim. Ciao to Jim.
They out there. Well, off of that, did y'all see the Nokia video? Yeah. I did. Seen it a few times. What'd you take it from? I mean, I saw it when he made it, and I saw the previous versions that he bid it from. So I thought it was interesting each time. The black and white version that Kendrick made was dope.
So you think he was spoofing? What do you think?
I'll say this. It was the first. It made me like the song a lot more, which is always a good sign of a video for me. It was the opposite for me. And I liked what he did aesthetically. I liked the dancers. I liked the vibe. I liked him in it. You know what I mean? He looked happy and buoyant.
I mean, just that one move would have made this shit a lot different. Black and white look fly, though. It was amazing. I like the artistic.
I mean, that's how I started the month. Got you, got you. But listen, I think that Mark happened to win, but I think it was a great month for... Just about everybody. Oh, everybody killed it. But I think Mark got that shit off.
I didn't think this video matched the song. Yeah. That was my thing. That's it. When I hear this song, I'm thinking... This was supposed to be like some type of a. like a pool party. When I hear this record, it sounds upbeat and fun. I ain't get that from the video. This didn't feel fun? No. It felt pretty serious. I mean, black and white. This did not feel like a fun video.
It didn't feel like summertime. It didn't feel like depressing or down to me. Again, I saw Joy in that video. He was having a good time.
I got you. Hush. I like, in the video, to read through it when he was surrounded by, you know, the snakes was going around. Yeah. You know, because remember there was a game on a Nokia phone called Snakes, so I liked that whole shit. Like, he was saying the snake there, surrounded by snakes. I thought that was dope. I thought that was clever. I liked it, man.
I liked the Caribbean aspect of it by inviting, you know, the whole carnival thing that he did. I thought that was fire. You know, I'm a Caribbean nigga. It was cool. I liked it. Yeah. I hope it's part of a turn for him. I thought it was a good product. I thought it was creative. I thought it was interesting. I just want to see him hit a hot streak again. I want to see him have a run of good shit.
Me too. Post-Kendrick shit. Again, that's why I didn't want the video to feel serious or derivative. I don't want to get dragged back into the Kendrick conversation, but it's unavoidable when you do it like this. I just want to see him win with some good music.
What is? You think you saw it and you don't want to say nothing about it? Yes, come on.
Do I think that? Or he didn't see it on purpose. So you have like, what do you call it? Plausible deniability. Plausible deniability. That nigga seen that video. Not only did I not see it, for the plausible deniabilities part, hate to tell you guys the truth and age myself, I don't watch a video.
There is no video that hits the internet that I click on and watch. That's why I'm laughing during y'all review because it's listening to niggas my age talk about having to watch a video. It's like, yeah, I saw it. I mean, this is what it's like. Yo, we don't watch videos. We don't watch videos. I watch a lot of videos. We don't watch.
Because I listen to music.
And it be the video. It does. He's right. I didn't watch the video, but my takeaway is what Mark just said, right? I'm mad that the clips I saw, I saw the little Kendrick shit, but it's like, fuck that. I want the Drake people to get in they bag, let the Kendrick people get in they bag, and let's move forward now. I'm sick of the correlation of it all.
I think that this song and video and movement is a big part of that for Drake and Drake Hive.
Right? I didn't see the video. I had no thought on it. All of the blog niggas, they'd be like, Joe Budden said this about this. I didn't see it. I have nothing to say about it. And I'm glad everybody's having a blast. Even when it came on, the strip club, I didn't know it came on.
I didn't know it came on. Because I used to tell them, yeah, man, I told you that shit was bringing off. I'm like, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Give him a couple months. He ain't going to be doing this shit no more. Once he learn how to go around here. Oh, man. Flip, what up, man? I'm good, man. What up? Who's ready to rock? I'm ready, man.
Then the merch line dropped. Hey, Big Mel. Yo, I don't know how you do it.
You always... No, this wasn't a straight thing.
I don't know how you always manage to come back with some type of unforeseen bang. Like, you was coming back Tuesday no matter what. And then all that shit could make it look like you just appeared in the midst of fucking some male shit.
You know, when you type the website in to go see your Patreon. I saw some people saying that. No, I typed it in. I saw it. I don't know what plan that is. I started to dig a little deeper. I ain't like that shit, but I like that at the same time. When you type videovixens.ca, it goes to Joe Button's Patreon. Type it right now. Some ill shit going on here. He's calling my phone.
I don't know.
Okay, that's fire. Yeah. I just checked. It's man fire, nigga. It goes to jail. Joe's picture. Yes.
Y'all boys.
That boy good. Some shit going on. You know what the dude, he trying to call real contention aside. Let me put this together so I'm flipping it, man. Yeah, nigga, I see you, boy. What did you think? What did you think? Don't try to change the subject. Don't do that. It's the same subject. Don't do that. I hate when you do that, nigga. Let it sit. It's the hoodies. Let it sit. All right, my bad.
And go see your Patreon. I typed it in directly, nigga. Lit. I just typed it right now. And he's right. Yes. That's dope. That's dope.
Big Gracie Awards. Damn.
All right. That's super dope. I fuck with that. Good. Just want to make sure you do. Good looking out. Your voice good, man.
Y'all said that already. What the fuck is going on? Why y'all keep saying that?
What's a Gracie Award?
That's what I want to know. Where's my fucking check? That's what the fuck I want to know. Now we asking Drake the real questions.
The item is for sale? Apparently so. But you don't own that picture.
The photographer.
You didn't buy it from the photographer, man. You didn't buy it from that photographer. Look at Mal. The photographer owns it. The photographer owns the picture.
I believe you. Yeah. My girl coming in hot with some lies. She probably owned it. Well, no, goddamn well. If she owned that shit, she would be on the phone. Hey.
If Holly Berry couldn't get... If... When... Because he had posted Holly Berry's picture and she asked him, yo, hey, take that down. Hey, man, what's up with you? I didn't get paid. Can you just chill out? And he was like, nah, dude.
I said, did I say it?
It's nice. That's crazy.
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All right. What we doing? All right. I'm going to have fun either way, so I don't care. All right. Yeah. Whichever way y'all want to go, I'm going to have a good time. All right. Y'all want to go Sean Kingston? Y'all going to try to make.
All right, so this nigga's really went and got the kindergarten toys over there. That looks crazy, by the way. I don't know if you can see it. Yo, stop paying attention to me. Let's go. Okay, you know what? Keep doing it. The moral police. All right. Moral police. Remember I told you when the meme popped up. The gif. It's going to look crazy.
All right, so there's a story going around that a father left his three children, ages 10, 6, and 1, at a McDonald's while he attended a job interview. Yes. And some people here think that he was wrong. By some he's referring to myself. Did he leave them with snacks? Chicken nuggets? Burgers and stuff? Yeah, come on. As long as he had the apple pies he got. I mean, did he leave them?
Yeah, did he leave them well fed? Did the McDonald's have a play area? Did he have that? Did they have the iPad? Yeah, and a charger. Nigga, the one-year-old can't go poop by himself, my nigga. He got a pamper. He wasn't by himself. He's with a six-year-old and a ten-year-old. He's with a ten-year-old. Watch your brother. Now, how mature is the ten-year-old?
Keep popping.
Sounds like he had to grow up fast.
He's on a marathon course. What are you talking about? Nigga, we've seen this. If the 10-year-old was mature, where was the job interview at?
It was close.
That's what I'm saying. It wasn't at the McDonald's, but it wasn't far. If it was next door... Free him, yo. I don't care what they talk about. Free him. Free him. I'm with y'all. Free him to his backwards. Free him to his upside down, whatever this shit is. You don't want to acknowledge it, but this happened all the time in our homes, man. Mom leave you in the crib.
In the crib, nigga, not McDonald's. That's how he lost his virginity. Yo! Older babysitter.
I was in the fifth grade, my nigga, at 10 years old. I knew how to navigate a little. Oh, yeah.
Sorry for losing niggas in y'all. All right, look at you guys. Come on.
At seven, nigga. Okay.
Latchkey. You shouldn't have been.
It was wrong. I'm going back in the past, nigga. That's hot. That's Mel's version of the projects. And the key was around my neck. That's her 40 projects. That is it. That's her Wagner projects. That was the trenches for her. It was. My thing at 10 is different than you being in there at one. Oh, it's definitely degrees of fucked upness. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm saying, I don't want to just normalize leaving a 10-year-old.
How early was this? I don't know, bro. And McDonald's is one of the nastier places these days. Why are you assuming it's a hood? Why couldn't it be a hood? That's a little racist.
That is a fact. That is a good point. Because they would have did a citizen's arrest. Yes. That's the employee of the month right there. They probably did. They probably did. They probably did. It's locked up. No, that's not.
He left, came back a little bit, and then left again, and then came back finally around 6 o'clock, around 6 something, right? Oh, wow. Was this a McCafe?
It has an actual play place in it, which I dig. Is there something that's still happening? But not a lot. And he was trying to work. I respect that. I don't want that bad to happen to you. It's really fucked up. It's really fucked up. Why we not give a black father a black father credit for trying to go get a job? That's where the combo is at. No, that's where we are.
It's at the societal pressures that a black man has to face. Endure. Yeah.
Let me ask you a question. Everybody wasn't you, nigga, working at two years old, nigga. Everybody wasn't you, nigga. I had to stand on my own.
Yo, what are you talking about?
Everybody wasn't black belted three. Nigga wasn't you, boy. Father's got to go out and work, nigga. You're right. I'm happy.
What would have happened if he had brought them three kids to the job interview? They wouldn't like that. I'm just asking. I'm just throwing it out there. Not a one-year-old. Yo, now you don't really have the ability to work here. Yeah. Are they bad? But if they're that bad and that troublesome, maybe they shouldn't be left in a ball pit in McDonald's.
But imagine if I left them at five, guys, when I did this. Yeah, but don't. But you don't. We're just. Yeah, trying to pass by. Yeah, don't just try to stroll over our joke. Walk on by. Our joke is that's the day we learned that you don't have a fighter's chance in hell. At all. He runs the house. Oh, for sure. And we made a mistake and said muffins. That's what it turned out like.
He went crazy. Yeah, he was speaking Spanish about muffins. He didn't even speak English and heard muffins. No, he heard it in Spanish. I said it to him in Spanish. Yo, what's muffins in Spanish? Muyetes. So he heard Mujete say lost. That blue baddies. He went crazy. He started touching shit. I said, what's this? Speaking English? I told you. I told you he didn't speak English, yo.
He don't really, but he heard crack muffins. He was on it. You know what I mean?
So yeah, the kids is bad as shit. Some of them. You know what I mean? So you should understand why this black father had to bring his child to work. I mean, bring his child to the McDonald's. And leave him. Just for a little bit. My kid's so bad, I left him at McDonald's. What you want him? Leave him in the car? Let me see. Actually, honestly, I'd feel better leaving him in the car.
No, that's when they die. But he don't have a car. What? No, no, listen to me. I would have felt better leaving him in my crib as opposed to a public McDonald's, my nigga. Agreed. Facts. Agreed. What if the crib is closer? I mean, the McDonald's is closer than the crib is. McDonald's right here.
We left him with a shank.
Black kids ain't really going off like that with the stranger. That don't be us that much.
Me neither.
No way. Maybe she applied pressure and said, you got to watch these kids. I don't give a fuck about your job interview. Watch these kids. Take them with you. And she was on some ignorant shit. That could have been... The other angle. All these things are possible. We don't know. Of course, right, Mark? No, I mean, it could be something bad. Which side do you likely stand on?
The mother's present because she came and picked the children up after. So what side do you stand on? Why she couldn't watch the kids while this black father goes in?
That kid suffocating the ball pit. You know what I'm saying?
Could have ate a burger? No, a burger, period, nigga. Right, yo, how about that? Oh, my bad. Oh, no, he eat burgers. These niggas eat McDonald's. Oh, no, he eat McDonald's. They fuck McDonald's. They make a little man. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. He was cool. Nigga had a chicken nugget. The kids was chilling. He checked on them twice. He did check on his kids twice.
Yep. My kids would be listening to Hot 97.5 in the car.
You left him in the car.
You know what these good Samaritans do when you leave your kids in the car today? They break into your car and take them right to Dyfus.
Give him a seat. That one-year-old in the car is crying because he can't move.
Man, you got to do something though. It's bad. Let's just fuck up. Yeah, we got to do something. Prayers for the family. That's your name. I do hope he don't get any real facts. Free him. Free him. Free him until it's backwards. Him free. Another nigga that need to get free, potentially.
Depending on how you think about it. It's Sean Kingston. He was found guilty. Him and his mom. And his mother. His mom. That's the interesting part for me. Sean Kingston and his mom found guilty of wire fraud sentence. A lot of people on the streets are saying he should have just took the charge so his mom ain't got to go to jail. Yeah. I concur. I'm with that.
I thought you was going to say the opposite. Nah, moms. Moms is different. That's the line. That's the only time you go to jail. And if I did it. Again, if I did it. I'm not talking about just taking the charge for somebody. If me and my moms both did it, Yeah, and according to... Allegedly. But if me and my mom both did it, I'll take that. They both did it. Right.
You could be like, I signed your name. You could work it out. I forged your name. Yeah, yeah.
A lot of street niggas, they take the charge for their mother. They end up telling to free their mother. Rightful evidence. Yeah. A lot of people go, let my mom free, I'm going to tell. You know what I mean? And... I think they had Fat Cat Mom at one point, so that happened. Just got to ask some questions first.
Can she still be alive? You know. Oh, you fucking stupid. I have very similar questions. Just got to ask. So you're going to let moms go down? My mom took Fraser's side a lot. That's important. You got a lot of valuable lessons. This some shit with you, Doc.
No, they're not. They're going to put her right where Selena Killer is, nigga. So, I mean, it's an interesting question when you look at age, too. Do you know what I'm saying? For example.
Yeah, take the bitch. Oh, yeah, she got a few months in her.
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, all Jamaican people, you know what I mean? And they into the scam, you know? I don't know what the scam is, but that's the thing.
Brick upon brick.
Of course.
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Y'all think y'all be able to be hard while your partner, your real life girl wife is watching? For real? Nigga. I'm serious. Yes. Yes for you. Yes for you? Hell yes. Yes. Yes.
The B-minus I can do on a Wednesday. Pause. Pause. Oh, shit. Pause. C plus is low. You don't want to give out nothing better than you giving your girl. Yeah, and nothing different. It's not just better.
Nah. Nah, you right about that, Free.
One day I had a threesome. No.
You don't talk like that to a fucking Gracie award winner. You crazy? You just won a fucking, don't do that. This nigga so dumb. You talking to a fucking award winner like that with her mouth. Save that shit for those dumb dumb out there.
Shit. We just won an award.
Shit, my peoples was the girl in the story. And was like, yo, a nigga she know, His girl wanted to bring somebody else into the mix, and she's not built like the girl, like physically. My homegirl is thick, fat ass, and his lady was petite. And she was like, dude was behind her while she was eating his girl out, and she said Shorty tapped her and was like, yo, we gotta stop this.
She said because the nigga was going crazy. And his girl deaded the whole shit. That's what I'm saying. You got to go. You got to give out. He was giving out B+. He was going crazy. He was giving out B+.
You can't.
Mark, do you believe it's possible for a guy to eat pussy better than a woman? Yes. Okay. Any woman? Or a professional woman? My question was just any. Okay. But I like the answer to that one, too. Like, do you think it's possible for a guy to out-eat an eater-eater woman?
I would say the girl. Apples to apples, I'd give the girl the nod. The girl's gonna win. The girl's gonna win. But I know women who say, like, so-and-so eat my pussy better than my chick do. Blah, blah, blah. I've heard women say that before. Like, bisexual women say that before. You got it. Because I... I heard that that's how they get you.
This is so astonishing, man. Yes.
So I think the chick gets it or not. Okay, that's my final question for y'all.
Shout out to the Cut Queens.
No. Pull what off?
Yeah, like go home and explain this and get it done.
But I mean, if you're feeling froggy, you can go home and introduce the idea and see how it pans out. I'm not even showing my wife this segment. Yeah, word. I won't have no lily pad. This won't go down that way. Okay, just a question. Just a question. No. Same. Same. Same, buddy. Even though when I was looking at the couples in the strip club when we went out, I don't know, man. I don't know.
Strip club tells a different story. Strip club tells a different story. Is a threesome even, and I'm asking because again, I've never had a threesome with a partner. It's always been like two. It's about to clunk you with one of them Batmans right there. What? I never had a threesome. No, no, no. All right, go ahead. What I'm saying is the idea. No, that nigga was in Stanford going crazy.
That nigga's in Philly. He was in Temple acting a fool. Not at Temple. But my point is, like, for me, like, the idea of having two random people or two people you're not attached to is the part of the fun of it. The idea of having to be that accountable to one person to make sure that you don't.
Yeah. It's something you got to tend to. Have y'all been in a situation where y'all had to do that? No, I haven't. But that was my point. Like, it's trial and error.
Would anybody here mind it or have a huge problem if they were cleaning the house and learned that their partner had a mold of one of their exes in the house?
I recognize those veins anywhere. Yo, this looks like Robbie. What? She told you. Oh, she think you pussy then. She told you. That's what that mean.
If your girl telling you the truth about that, she definitely think you pussy.
Do you think you could take it home and use it? No. No. No.
This is what?
All right, moving on for that long. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. We got it. Thanks. Still no.
Welcome to episode 813 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by, fueled by, powered by PrizePix. PrizePix game. Yeah. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored, fully dressed host, Joe Budden, here with a few really amazing people to my right. Yeah.
It's still the nigga. I don't care what size. What? Yeah, I don't want it in my house anyway. I'm just thinking why you want it in the house anyway.
I ain't pull out a projector.
You ain't gonna pull the pussy out. I'm saying Keisha right here.
Why you looking all stupid in the face? I'm happy. Happy to see you guys, man. We here. How y'all feeling, man? What's up? What's up?
That's his friend. They got a friendship. That's not fantasy level though, right? No, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, exactly. Me too, but I don't ask about the fantasy because I don't want to know because we ain't doing shit about it. Keep that shit in your head. Especially not we. Oh, boy. Especially not we. Oh, yeah.
You? Me what?
It's cool. She can fantasize. We don't need to talk about it. Not in this house. Keep it to yourself. Keep it in your head. Your fantasy, your head. Leave it in there. Exactly.
You's a hoe. But she might not know. Sorry. And that's part of the fantasy. Sorry.
I'm with him on that. Nah, I'm with you, Joe. I had an extra fantasy, and it was like... And you can't be that nigga either and say something, but it's like, if you only knew, you like, oh, no. You judge. That's the point, though. You judge heavy.
That nigga got the hurt. He took the words right out my mouth. That's my favorite thing to tell him.
Before shit start during intermission?
I don't do that. We get our shits on the walk-in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.
You go together, Freeze? And when you want the tickets we get, it's like a private joint on the side.
Oh, no, for sure.
Same thing. Intermission. and went on a walk-in. Are you going by yourself, or is she taking a walk with you, Freeze? I mean, is she? It depends on the situation. They so lucky to have us. It's some niggas, some snipers. So if you walk away, nigga, try to get your girl. So? Shoot, shoot. Shoot, nigga. What you talking about? Yeah, it's your kid. Yeah, I know. You got vanilla on lock.
Know what time it is. That's what you'll say? No, I'm playing. No, she hold it down. Oh, you what? JR be there anyway, so. How many times you getting up to go walk?
To my right. Hold up now. Hold up.
You don't get thirsty.
Oh, you press the button. Probably won't be any reason to move. You don't got a pee? They bring the pee cup to you? A pee cup. Nah, I pee at home. It's a long show. Water. Soda.
And that's what I'm concerned about. So...
And that's a real fear that people have. And in the United States, you can't run more than two terms, whether it's consecutive or separately. You used to be able to until 1951. Now you can't. Roosevelt ran four times in a row.
What he specifically said was, we're looking for other means. First somebody said, are you going to let Vance run and you just run as the VP? and basically run it as VP. Now, that's also illegal, by the way. I was about to say, you could do that? No. Oh, okay. I don't think he's read the Constitution. No, at all. Or don't care what it's saying.
Chill, chill, chill.
But whether you like him or not, like a lot of people do. You know, I'm talking to the American people. So it's not impossible that Donald Trump could change the rules and run again and again and again.
I just want everybody to keep their head on a swivel. Man, this is the dictatorship waiting to happen.
Chill, chill, chill. You other bitches had your shot. Hold up. I'm such a bird. I am such a bird. I don't care. Oh, my God. Big male Melissa Ford is in the building. How are you?
You know what I mean? I'm now a New Jersey voter, so my vote doesn't matter as much. But when you're in these really— Every vote counts, bro. Why you say that? Because New Jersey typically votes Democrat. It votes the same way, you know, in a lot of this shit, right? This year it was close, though. This year it was close, sir, but too close to speak that way.
I was coming from Pennsylvania, which is one of the most important.
That's exactly that.
That's it.
I get it now.
Yeah. In other news that I care about. Summer Jam put their lineup out. And more importantly, Summer Jam is in North. Back in Jersey.
Big Jersey. Who's on the lineup? The lineup is A Boogie, Gunna, Glorilla, Money Long, Asaki. Excuse me if I'm saying that wrong. I'm not familiar. Ja Rule and Friends. Aria Star. Ja Rule in French.
And it says Bobby Sanders and Jabba featuring Masika. Hey! Bobby Condors. Bobby Condors. Pardon yourself. Bobby Condors. You're Jamaican, nigga. Act like it. I am. I ain't from New York. You might have just lost a Jamaican card.
I been lost my Jamaican card, bro. I ain't even needed Jamaican card.
What happened? We trying to get you a Jamaican card back. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. Oh, nah, nah. Nah, nah. Nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Come on. Yeah. What come after that?
I mean, I am, but I'm not. But yeah, I'm very excited about this. It's a pretty good lineup. It's a good New York lineup. which is a big thing. You know, before it was always just the biggest acts in the country. That's true. For the last, I want to say three years, they've been kind of honing it down. It's no more at the MetLife Stadium. So they were able to kind of focus more on the city.
And this seems to be a great lineup right here.
Prudential. Okay.
At Prudential? I wasn't saying you. Oh. No, not at Prudential. We know. We gon' be there big freeze. Yeah, no, I'll be there for sure. When y'all gonna debut y'all other chains? Never.
Who y'all?
I don't have a chain. What'd you say?
That's what I thought. No, we didn't get matching anything.
The end of the end? Match a hoop. That's what y'all do, right? Fuckers. That's funny. I'm on a chain to answer your question. Then I was wrong. That's another one.
Ready? Yes. Would you rather, from this day forward, forget your past, or would you rather forget everything moving forward? Remember your past or forget everything moving forward? Repeat that. Maybe I'm slow. Say it again. Would you rather, from this day forward, forget your past but remember everything moving forward, or would you rather remember your past and forget everything moving forward?
You'd be stuck in the past, basically. You'd be watching a hunting party. Groundhog's Day or some bullshit. I'm just asking a question. 50 First Dates.
We're glad to have you. Thank you so much. Glad to have you.
But you prefer how it is? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, for sure. I'm going to take the past. I want to remember. Yeah, me too. Okay, so you'll forget everything moving forward. You don't mind forgetting everything moving forward? Short-term memories, losing, yeah. I'll keep my past memories. Same thing? Same. Past, sure. Yeah, past ain't been so bad for me. That's tough.
Not just that, the past, like, everything you've been, everything I remember you've been through, that's, yeah, that's who you are. And I want to remember, like, my family, I want to remember my mom. That's why y'all should redo some of it, right? Like, what the fuck?
To her right, big flip. Queens flip. Queens get the money that's in the building. Oh, this handicapped nigga's here too, man.
Like, sometimes if you get a redo... This nigga one nigga's depressed.
Sometimes if you redo just a few weeks from your past, we could get a different outcome of some of this shit.
What is it?
That's just a reaction. I'm talking about even like, I guess what I'm saying is I wonder if there's this way that the world is so fucked up. I agree that bad things make you appreciate good things. Mel's so ill. I don't think some happy babies enjoy it. Fuck the babies.
It's a philosophical thing. There's no right or wrong answer, but I like to think that before the world fucks you up, there's a space of just like purity that we also have. And to me, that's joy too. And if I could get back to any space, I'd want that part. I'd want that joy that you don't even know.
Yeah, like you don't know nothing about the world. You don't even know what that pain that y'all talking about is. That's what I'm saying. That's where I want to be. That's the shit. But even if you go back and redo or relive weeks, like you said, try to change weeks of your past, the future won't be the same. You wouldn't have the same alcohol, different future. So would you risk that?
Would you risk changing? Because I used to think like that, like, damn, if I could go back and do this, and if I could do that, I'll do that different. But would the outcome be the same? I wouldn't have the same outcome.
Fuck this nigga. Just the other day.
Now, the last part, I was talking to this nigga. He like, yo. I'm like, I was talking to him about, yo, you're not hitting about peoples and shit. You got to hit them up, man. What are you doing? He like, yo.
Now, he didn't say fuck them, no. But he was like, sometimes I just don't. He didn't say fuck them on camera. No, he didn't say fuck them at all. The Joe Biden that I know. He said he wants to. I forgot, what did you say? You want to move forward? Sometimes you change. I don't want to go back. I said, when is it okay to change? There you go. When is it okay to change up on people? Yes.
Hey, babe, you know I got to go past my scooter, please, baby. That nigga in the house just rolling around. King Wawa, big issue in the building. The freeziest of them all, huh?
And I said, if they're on the same status level as you, to me, and they're not presenting nothing negative, why would you change on them? That was my response to you. You said, when is it okay to change? I said, if them niggas on the same status, they're doing their thing, you're doing your thing, why change up on them? If they're not being bums, they're not asking you for nothing.
No, not realistic, but... Nigga, you like the, I ain't going to say Kanye, but your mind is complex.
In our talk, I was joking. In our talk, I was joking. I know you was, but it was. In real life, though, sometimes I don't be joking about it. Don't be joking about it. You want to wake up one day and just decide, I'm not going to talk to this nigga anymore. He gave you no reason. At Rock on Party, I seen a bunch of niggas I changed on. What was the reason you changed? None. I'm sitting here.
You're just laughing. You're not saying nothing. Hey, at Rock On Party, shout out to Rock On, Doughboy, gang, gang, gang. At Rock On Party, it was some niggas that seen me, that know me from when it was okay to just talk to me.
So when they seen me, Like, they was just talking to me like we used to talk. They didn't get the update. Remember the update you talked about? They had the update. Hey, my brother. Can't talk to this nigga no more. That's awesome. Or I'm sorry. Or I'm sorry. And you don't know, so it's not your fault. But you can't talk to me like this no more. And there's no reason other than... I just changed.
Sorry. Respect.
And if, because this shit could be confusing you out there, if you're listening, you know me.
Let's find this Mr. Take It Further himself. Ice is here. Dr. Mark Lamont Hill, not to purchase my certificate at Western Union, doctor, neither. Nigga that actually went and went through the levels to do this shit. The levels. Yeah, the levels. The levels.
Once we get past, how's the fam? Look, they don't know you. Hey, all right, let me help you. Because if they knew you, they'd know. Right after, yo, how's the family, the wife? It's over. That's the end of it. So you would engage, but you keep it short. Yes. Got it. Hey, man.
Doing good. Big man! Yeah! Baby girl, you got me scared, baby girl. Oh, shit.
Hey, man. Good to see you. Oh, shit. How you been? Word. That's love. How's it been? Anybody good? That's a closing laugh. Okay. Y'all peace. Grand opening. Grand closing. Love. Love. Love. So there's not nobody in the past that you may see and be like, yo, I'll sit there and have a dialogue with them? Are we related? Not related, but you had a good past with them. Good friendship.
They probably went away somewhere. No, no, no. And that's him? They went away somewhere. Not to prison, but like military. Salute.
We were stationed out there together. And man, she was the only girl stationed with me. And I'm supposed to sit there like, oh. Half of this is pardon.
That sounds crazy. I don't believe it, though. I'd watch you stop and talk to a regular fucking Joe Smoe in the street. I want this to apply to Asha's friends, too. It's not like that. No, he's talking about his man. I don't want to talk to them, neither. So why you talk to the nigga at Baby Boy's school, Lex school? Where, at Lex school? Yeah, you spoke to the guy, the father.
You had a conversation with him. You didn't know him. Oh, my man. That's my man. You like talking to strangers. That's my man. No, that's my man. Stop. Don't do that. You go pick your kid up at school. But you were having a conversation. And one of the dads see you and like, hey, man.
What's his name? I don't fucking know what you're saying. My man. There you go. But he had a conversation with him. A joke set and came and talked about it like, yo, I had this great conversation. It's dope. So to say that, ah, he can change. I don't give a fuck. Fuck y'all niggas. Flip, flip, flip.
How do you ignore that? While you at the school picking them up, too. Like, you at the school picking your kid up. The fine-ass parent comes and is picking their kid up at the same time as you while we in a relationship. Tell me how y'all deal with that. Just put sunglasses on. Short and quick. Do they say hello? Do y'all speak to them? No. Yes. I'll speak to them. Absolutely. Yes.
I don't know how many levels it is. I just know it's a lot. I just know it's a lot. What?
I was like, hey. Your daughter is in the class with my son. I was like, okay.
I get caught up. Being too friendly gets you fucked up. You got to focus on the kid. I want to be friendly sometimes. Hey, what's his name? Oh, yeah, cool. Sometimes the kids be cool, too. You got to get a little tricky. No, sir. My wife don't play that shit. No tricky for me.
But if you build that friendship or rapport. I'm gone. You're not building nothing. I'm not a contractor. Listen, listen. Because if you pick your child up every day from school and you build the rapport you guys have, you know, sometimes you wait five, ten minutes and you have a conversation.
Now when your girl come, like say months later, your girl come with you to pick up, you got to act funny a little bit. You lost me right there when you said the five, ten minute conversation. You don't got to wait five, ten minutes. I don't have to do that. Yeah.
I can hold the door.
Oh, y'all got kids. So sometimes in certain schools, you wait in the schoolyard for your children.
Oh, gotcha. So sometimes you'll be out there for five, ten minutes. I'm going to tell you, in that case, I have AirPods on. Oh, you be rude. Got it. No, I won't be rude. No, I'm not being rude.
You know, they coming to you, hey. Hey, you got it, hey. Your eyes are so nice. They love you, Ish. I'm going to love them back. I listen to the podcast. All right.
I hate handsome lying niggas. You just a handsome liar, yo. Lying about what? You talk too much. First acknowledge the couple, man. Thank you.
True. I introduced my wife to them. Yo, hey, this is what's his name? Mother. Got me cool and full back. None of that. All right, I'm going with, what sleeper am I doing?
This is a nut ball. Dr. Mark Lamar Hill is in the building. Elmira's finest parks is in the building. Ian is here. You know him from the Ian show, filming before our show. Corey is here. Poe is here. Fucking welcome back, Poe. Good to see you. Erickson is here. Keeb is here somewhere. Tanner and Savon are here by remote.
And last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys out there are here. What's poppin'?
Brand new old music, that is Chris Brown, Stuck on Stupid, available in your phone on DSPs right this second. Yo, as much as I love that song, you ever notice how that particular record is all pre-chorus and chorus? Yeah. The verses is like four bars. I don't care.
It's just one of them that always, every time I play it, it's like, this is all just chorus. I love that song. I love it too.
I'm going to go to D.C. March 31st marked the 10-year anniversary of Wale's album About Nothing, which is one of my, yeah, yeah. So my sleeper off of that album is going to be the healing.
How's everybody weekend? Late. Crazy. Yeah. We had a fun little weekend. We did. I saw. Very late.
Maybe. I guess. I didn't see you in the picture, but I thought I saw your peoples in the picture. My wife was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was standing next to Joe. Okay, okay, yeah. Y'all was outside, outside. Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Freeze, Miss Freeze.
Thank you.
Had a blast doing it, too. Okay. Okay. Had a blast.
Hell no. I was shocked. I had a whole different idea of what the show was. Okay. Nice. We have a good time. We did. That's it. We did. We just have a good time with the person that we love and that we pick to share our lives with. That's right.
Pretty much. Just like that. The fuck? Just like that. You're a big dog. Take that out. Yeah, so then we all went to the strip club. We all had like a little couples night. We went to dinner before that. Oh yeah, you guys went to dinner.
Fuck it, do it. You ever be out with somebody who's just doing too much at the table unnecessarily? Yes, all the time. We had somebody in our party that was just, everybody else at the table was like, yo, fam, it's cool. Like, chill out. Like, you on the waitress.
Love Ari. I love her voice.
What it look like, what it look like, what it look like out there, huh? Nice out.
It was supposed to rain like three or four days in a row.
What's up? Anybody doing anything interesting this week that I can exploit for entertainment purposes? Hey. Hey, no, no, no, no. God damn it. I ain't got nothing going this week. God damn it. Sorry, bro. Sorry. Fuck. I'll get you next week. Mel, what about you? How's your week? How's your week looking, huh? Big Gracie Awards.
Mandy ain't win. Mandy ain't win shit, girl. Listen, man, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, I bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir. A simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments, and moments pass, so let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Lastly, the baddies are insecure.
I watched the first episode of Mobland. Cut that right off, too. You did? Yeah, I ain't got time for these accents.
You watched the shit about the Newark Strangler? That's how the niggas sound. What is he, yo? Yo, your niggas sound so enthused.
Not the African guy they arrested.
He was a white dude.
There was a guy that they arrested. They accused him of killing the lady that was jogging on Long Island.
He's like complaining, hey, you sat this down and I was supposed to sit in front of him. It's six of us at a table. We can figure it out. We know what we ordered.
He was a serial killer. 11 bodies.
And they recently caught him.
Long Island. Recipe Souls. Long Island Netflix.
Y'all hold it down out there, man. Stay safe. Stay dangerous. Head on a swivel at all times. We will be back. Same time, same place this weekend. Hey. Hey. Shout out to all the number ones in the final four, man. Round of applause for y'all. That's crazy. Round of applause for y'all. First time we've had four number ones in a long time.
I got Duke winning the whole thing. That's my squad. I got Duke winning the whole thing. As mad as it's going to make my dad. Shout out to the Yankees and their new bats as well. We'll talk about it on Patreon. What a little trick. Huh? They got that shit off. What a trick. Go Yankees. We gone. Y'all on the down.
I already showed the sign.
We tried multiple times. That's how we know it was some bullshit. So now they come and they say, we're going to comp your desserts or whatever. They sat some desserts on the table, but then they went to that one person and said, hey, this one's for you.
I know, but still, I don't know.
You make sure you eat this one. Was it custard?
They eat the peel, you nasty fuck.
Let me guess, the citrus kill the germs, right? Grow up, bro.
Yeah, the peel is healthy. Of course it is, but not, come on, you got to wash that shit.
I didn't know that. Food poisoning.
Fuck out of here.
Salmonella, one of them shits. You might fucking wreck out the shingles. Some old school shit. You might just get fucked up. The shingles. You might get fucked up.
Nah, he the Gaslight King right here.
Oh, true, true, true. I want J.R. with me. And my chances of survival, huh?
He died first. No, the wife. No, no, no.
No, but they're saying that after he died, there was a 911 call. They said the wife died a certain day, but they saw two 911 calls. She was dead for about a week.
Do you get paid for that? What you mean? Because I said I want my shit to be 300 a year.
All right, nigga. Make my shit low, nigga. I don't give a fuck. All right.
And I'm taking your raisins on the table. Now give me these raisins, nigga. Raisins? And I'm stripping you. And I'm stripping you, too, in case you try to get up.
Freeze the hell out of there.
Yeah, he's acknowledging it.
Y'all gaslighting me. Y'all are gaslighting me. The real talk is. Don't say nothing. No, I know y'all gaslighting me.
Are y'all listening to him? Oh, no, no. Are y'all listening to this man? Nigga's been here. Hold on. He's still going. Did I imagine that you would play a major part in a decision that's so hard? 30 and up. 30 and up out there. Do I stink? 40 and up out there. Let's go. Don't think about my life and what matters to me no more. For the lovers, the lovers out there.
Okay, let me help the slow people in the back.
Of course, he's getting his shit off. He got all of that.
Princess, they trying to take the bread away for your sweet 16. Don't worry, though. Oh, shit. They trying to take the bread away.
That was terrible. That was nasty. Fuck them niggas, yo. I want some shit with these niggas.
Yes. Yes, he was there.
And he don't feel that sad. The need to step away to explore personal desires. and uncertainties. It's just white.
Hold up, and if you think I'm lying, listen to him. Fellas, if you've been through it out there, put a hand up and a hand waving side to side for me.
He know where he want to be.
But in your mind, you know, like, in about two weeks, I'm going to go crack that heart.
Let's get right back to the topic.
I'm going to go knock on your door. I want the pussy again because it's fire.
Under the boardwalk. Come by to see.
What if she had the muscle, the metal arm?
The tongue emoji. What?
It's her SIM card. Yeah, it's her SIM card. No, or Joe Desai.
This nigga can't. This nigga's a lame.
He can't go to the mall by himself. He can't move by himself. He with Sade all day. I had to answer questions for him. I said, nigga, you good? Blink. He said, yo, I don't want to say nothing. I said, text me on the side.
It's ish. It's ish. It's ish. They don't know. It's ish. It's ish. It's ish.
You ever notice that people like the insurers, they always get choked. Like, when niggas don't punch them, they get choked.
Those niggas get choked, though.
What the fuck did y'all say, nigga?
I would have been killing him, nigga. Three bars off? Vlog time! I would have been in the UK like this. Yo, shout out to niggas. What's up, bruh? What's up, bruh? We in it? We in it?
No, I'm just saying, if she see it, would she not feel it?
Hey, Marvin Sapp, stop overspending, gang. I know what it's like to spend. Never would have made it.
Yeah. But it seemed like, watching that seemed like an urgency.
They could, though. You use you on the opposite side of anything clickbaity. They're just going down a click-baity route. You're usually on the opposite side of that. Yeah, so to hear that you said that you understand.
No, okay, yeah. Because now she's going to be mad at me. She's going to be coming here grilling me. Hey, Flip!
That's just, ooh.
No, no. They're driving. Oh, yeah. Come on, Joe.
Yeah. I mean, come here.
I'm just on some smooth to weather break. Yo, you know who that is? Yeah, it's Darnell Jones, nigga.
We didn't know about Pepto. We had the pink stuff.
In the assignment that he gave me, he gave me a person. He said, yo, pick a somebody that you would have on the couches. So, you know, when my brain started going, I'm like, no. He might watch the show. So I was like, no, I'm not going. You know, my normal Halle Berry, J-Lo. So if he would have picked that other person. Yeah, it would have been. I was like.
Are there times when you're wrong? Yeah, 100%. And how do you navigate through that?
Like if you were to pick the girl's name wrong for me, there would have been no, nothing you could have done.
Right.
It's exactly a puzzle.
It gotta be this. I already know what they are when they're in your head. It's better than Will and Fortune. Yeah. Will and Fortune keep giving you a bunch of clues.
Bro, that nigga be sitting up there, that nigga be like, he been ish phone, male phone.
I got one right there. You got the bike for free?
No, that shit cost, but I got mine for free. The doctor gave it to me.
$350.
It was February. It was February.
A camper record. February 28th. Let's go E. Let's go E. It's all right, Aki.
Your hands. And you stole one of my joints they told me about. What's her name? The internet told me. No. One of my sleepers. Oh, what's her name?
Shout out to Nala Blackman, nah.
Yeah, same. We going on the spot. Feeding the homeless. We going on the spots.
She talking about Hov in her verse? Yeah. She was talking about Hov. Oh, I don't know. We like them boys up top from the BK.
Yes, it is. I don't care. Yo, you seen Kelly in this video?
I did. Amazing.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. They got fly new shit now.
What?
Telling her story. So we all know that she was out of work for some time. And as a result, as per her, she referred another young lady to fill in in her stead. She was pregnant, yeah. Yeah. So the other young lady came in, and now allegedly, the radio station told her that this is what we doing. This is a temporary thing. She a producer. When she came back, it was four mics.
And now Shorty done robbed her of her segment, allegedly, and wouldn't shut the fuck up. That's the gist that I got out of it. Jess had a problem with that.
It's not true, Ice. It sounds good in theory. That's not true.
And Ice takes a joke way worse than a bunch of us take them. I'm talking about... That's not a comment.
When I first heard her statement, I was rolling with her. I was agreeing with her. Like, yo, dawg, again, even for us, we four years into this, I had to turn off the comments for myself because I don't be wanting to see that shit. That shit really will affect... How you, it's a public perception, right? That somebody has of you that is totally wrong, right?
And my nigga, we can say, yo, who gives a fuck what the public think? Who cares? Most people care, bro. I don't give a fuck how tough niggas come in here and act like they don't give a fuck. Joe cares. And Joe been doing this shit for 25 years. And the public like, Joe will modify some shit predicated on what? The comments say. We all do. We human beings, bro.
I'm good, actually. I thought I would have been in way more pain. But it ain't really hurt. You know how they say grade your pain on a one to ten? Yeah. I don't think I ever really went over a five. Oh, yeah. From start to finish. Even y'all seen me when the shit happened. I was still laughing, cracking jokes, and all that shit. Niggas like, no, you couldn't have definitely tore your shit.
Yeah.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
I'm agreeing with you. I'm totally in agreement with you. What I'm saying is Envy and Charlamagne are 15, 20 years in. Because they both been on the radio pre-Breakfast Club. Right? So it's like a veteran football player telling his young football player, yo, this is how you should carry it. You get to that level.
The gig.
You do. Two king lines.
Lauren.
You being too silly. Usually niggas that- They said, dog, niggas be calling the ambulance and being a different type of pain. Well, you been shot before, too.
Nope. That part. Yeah. And it's not your company. You took the words out of my mouth. It's not your company. I think that that gets conflated a lot.
And I think that's where her biggest gripe was, yo, fam, y'all told me X. Cool. I come back to work.
Yes. Yeah, whether we call it Nancy's News or whatever the fuck we call it. Word on the street. Yeah, yeah, whatever we call it.
So the first day, I'm pro-Jess. I'm riding with how she explained it, how she delivered it, all of those things. It just seemed like corporate doing some corporate shit. So I was rocking with her the first day until the next day. And then I was like. That's when she went to work. And when she went to work. And they all come forward.
And now you hear the other sides of the story because there's always other sides of the story. Sure. And now Envy is saying, fam, if you felt like that, that's cool. I spoke to you off camera. and I told you to let me know what you feel, and we gon' handle it, because I fuck with you, and I love you, and I rock with you.
Like, we live in a world too much where- Yes, our egos and our dick start- Well, not in her case, but- Don't do that, bro.
Don't do that. Stop.
This nigga's a nutcase, bro.
Look at him. That's not true. Look at him. That's not true, though.
I'm with you. Because envy said, yo, I pulled you to the side. You my nigga, and I'll fuck with you. If we have a conversation and some topics come up, and I'm like, flip, and I pull you to the side on the balcony and be like, yo, dog, did that bother you? Do you mind when I speak on this? And you're like, nah, I don't give a fuck, my nigga.
And then when I come in here and start talking about that shit, you like, yo, that's fucked up. He be bringing my such and such into this. Like, yo, fam, I gave you an opportunity in which to say that you felt a certain way.
They said that, yo, they pull up and was like, yo, dog, if you don't want her in the room, we'll make it. to be when she not in the room. You said, nah, I don't give a fuck.
That's true. Nigga, if you like, yo, nah, I don't care if Steph come on. Steph going Steph.
I was here.
Did you see the footage? I was here. But did you see the footage?
See? But I remember the moment. He criticized our work earlier today. No, nigga. Joe was playing with our intelligence that day. Joe was playing with our intelligence saying, yo, I'm bringing Mark Lamont up here. Lamont Hill here for y'all. You wasn't bringing him here for us. You were bringing him here for you. There's a very big difference.
But you said, yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You said, yo, I'm bringing him up here to give y'all some relief so that each one of y'all can have a day off. And me, and me, and me. So that each one of y'all can have a day off every week. Oh, I forgot about that. I forgot all about that shit.
I didn't forget.
What that got to do with our days? See, I got you. I'm here.
Look, look, look. If Mark is so great. Why is that a tough decision to make? No, which I'm agreeing that Mark is amazing. But if Mark is so great, then will you give Ice a week off the first week? Mark is so great that we not going to miss ice. Then when you give Mel a day off the second week, Mark's filling in. So we not going to miss Mel. Then ish, then flip, and go around the board.
And that was your premise, and you told me I couldn't get a day off.
Your premise was phony.
And I seen, because you know I don't really watch the breakfast club.
When I looked at him and all of the shit he was saying and all of the shit he was doing, you just kept coming to my brain. Like, that's some shit Joe would've did.
And I could see something else when she said that Charlamagne text her and was like, no, tell her shut the fuck up. That's something you would've did. I thought that was great advice too. It's not great advice because now that gets us to over here. Farther. You know what I'm saying?
Nah, shit different.
Because again, Charlamagne's, and it's not wrong, Charlamagne's brain is the show is paramount before any of us. That's how this should be treated.
It's annoying. Lose weight.
No, no, no. So I saw Joe in Charlemagne when he like, no, that's some shit Ian would have said. No, shut the fuck up. And we going to rock with that, right? I saw that, and I'm like, yeah, because he's putting the show first. What you're not understanding, though, is these are human beings that may not view it from your lens because they're not there yet.
And in that moment, you're not thinking this is a show.
Nah, you know what it is, yo? It make you feel helpless. I bet. Like, so, fuck the physical part. Yeah. The mental part is more.
No, in their space, how you looking at me?
You impersonal.
But you should be.
No. Cane ain't going to help you.
I love Jeff Teague, though.
I'm not shooting at Jeff Teague. No, I'm sure Brandon does, too. I'm making a comparison. Shoot at the Jeff Teague or the Steven Jackson or the Matt Barnes or the Gil in that arena. You won't. You don't shoot no more like that.
That's what I'm saying.
It's crutches or my motherfucking bins. I got bins. That's true. But eventually, you're going to grow up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not.
That's part of it. No, but this is the thing, too. It plays a big part. Them niggas is talking about whooping.
Now, them niggas talking about whooping. Hold on. The niggas in our demo going to see you outside and might have a problem. And so that's where it gets a little different. I was just getting ready to say, content space.
That's what we're saying. That's all. That's the only difference in this space. This space is niggas. Like, niggas.
Yeah, we talking about hooping. We just talking.
So, if Jeff Teague sees Gilbert Arenas.
You know I gave you 50 in AAU, nigga. Don't forget. You know you couldn't handle my motherfucking carrying my gym socks, nigga. In our space and in our medium, when you say something shit about somebody, you might have to see them outside. It's going to go immediately to the disrespect.
My son was there. We was there together.
That's not part of the bet. That's not the bet. You can't do that. You got to bring water every time you come in. Yeah, that's cool though. But the water, you know, shit's heavy. Yeah. So I'm on the crutches.
No, but when I heard Charlamagne, I saw similarities. So that was an education in just watching how they navigated that and handled it. But once Envy and Charlamagne said, yo, dawg, we came to you on the side and said, yo, how do you want to handle this? Let us know.
So now I jumped ship.
But she was not a wrong time, but you got to take what come along with it. Yeah. So the timing could be wrong.
Yeah, I don't think it's a wrong time. I don't think it's a wrong time.
I think that from what I heard, and I don't want to disrespect none of the people involved, I think that from what I heard, had she spoken up and been honest and forthright with them and said, yo, dog, I'm not comfortable with what I came back to, let's modify this, and if they would have modified it, then she would have been straight.
That's what I think. Based on what they said.
It can hurt. I'm not saying that about children being a blessing. I agree with all of that. I'm just saying professionally. Timing can affect you.
It's coming. It's coming.
You need an intern. I go to... the physical therapist next week for this. Hopefully, I can get this off. Remember, I had the boot. I wasn't supposed to have the boot. The first doctor I went to was on some goofy shit, so I wasn't supposed to have the boot. I was supposed to have this. You know what I'm saying? Pitch the right way and all that to promote the healing.
I don't understand. What's wrong with that?
Because your foot's supposed to be... Your foot's supposed to literally be like you stepping on a gas because it's bringing your tendon back up to touch each other. That nigga had me like this. You know what I'm saying? Which is counterproductive. And they said that the scar tissue and all that shit will start forming. You could be fucked up for the rest of your life. So we're not doing that.
I don't feel like him. I'm just saying. If I don't fuck with you.
Okay, you can have that.
Or you could just say happy birthday and have some control and don't fuck the girl. Yo, you don't see, I'm sitting here like.
She's going to be like. You don't have to put a candle in a cake, my nigga. You could say happy birthday and keep it pushing.
And it ain't no Jalen.
I'll take it. Hey, listen. Nah, but you said something about his last project. Yeah. You really liked his last project. His last?
How was that part of the problem?
And that's what I was going to say. I never saw the show, but I... I've dated a few nurses in my day. Oh, we know. You? We know. And, no, they be saying, like, that shit is crazy. So this person right here might come in with a gunshot wound. This person might come in with pneumonia. So that shit is moving around like that. You saying you ain't like that.
They was going through one whole day with one different episode per hour.
But if you're in one day with Grey's Anatomy and House, we might see when Johnny met Kathy and now they start fucking. You know what I'm saying?
But you might have missed that part with one of the Nigerian realtors.
He just won't give up. Just press him, press him, press him. No, no, no. He's going to be all right. No, fam, he gone. Now you got to live with that.
Gone.
My job is so... Demanding. It even takes... It kind of even takes precedent over real relationships. And I was about to say... Yo, my job is so demanding that I can't even really get serious with this person because... I can't give them that much time.
Nigga, niggas be selfish once they get their girl pregnant.
How much money you make?
So it's like some new shit. It's real minimal. Yeah, yeah. Small shit. Like a little couple holes, screws, and they pull it up, dude, and pull it down.
You had them conversations?
Do y'all think social media is solving most of these crimes? Yes. No, I think the police are solving most of the crimes, but the dodos on social media are giving them the evidence, and all I gotta do is go,
No, no, the nigga smacked Joe Schmoe with a shovel. Right? You just said he smacked Joe Schmo. For Joe Schmo to now come on that same show and say, yeah, that's why we caught his brother by the stoplight and we put two in him.
We talking about two different things. I understand. When the police do police work, they catch you. That's different. They earned it. When niggas is out here making these niggas put me in jail and they didn't have to do no work to put you in jail, you are a fucking idiot because you only doing it for the sake of being more famous. I'm with you.
It's been like that since the beginning of the time.
They wouldn't have. You had to answer the niggas back in the day. But it's different. I mean, it is what it is.
Not to serious us out, but us as black men, it's still horrible. Because they programming our kids to do that dumb shit. Exactly.
The motherfuckers that the kids are seeing on Vlad or Adam or whatever, they want to do that shit.
I know, yo.
Or I'm going to put a chick on you. Chick is the easy way to get them. I'm going to put a chick on you.
Yeah, she told me. You and Corey. I bought you some, whatchamacallit? Patches? Mullein leaf. Oh. Ah, the old mullein leaf. Mullein leaf's real good for you. I gave it away, but I'll buy you some.
But I bought it. I told you I was buying it.
Didn't they make the crime show after him?
You gave my shit away to somebody else? No, let me tell you what. You don't skip a beat. No, look. You don't skip a beat.
Okay. So the dude made all reference tracks using 50s voice.
You got some mullet leaves, y'all? Yeah, my lungs are low off. Now, and then my godfather, I told y'all, he was having some issues and some surgeries and all that shit. So I gave it to him to make him, to flim out his lungs and all that. Right. So I was just like, y'all, I'll replace it and buy Joe another one. So did you replace it and buy Joe another one? No. You can't walk. Not yet.
And a snippet on Twitter.
And there's also Discovery. How much money you made from that?
Yeah, not yet. Now it's Amazon.
Starving engineer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Baby needs shoes.
CB going to fuck you up.
It all comes from the light. I was like, he's a witch.
Got you. Because I know how people think. Got you, got you, got you.
I was going to ask, you said that the Joe Burrow thing took you two years to come up with. To figure out how I was going to do it. So it wasn't necessarily like a spare the moment random thing. It was something that you planned out.
Chill out. I'm going to clunk you with this coffee.
Yo, Ian gave you some money outside.
It was.
Bitch.
Nothing.
Hold it down, freeze.
Yeah, no body language.
He said I have the second word.
You just think they call her mother named to heaven?
I don't know anybody named Jasmine. I don't think so.
Or when you're negotiating. Don't tell them.
You still know how to do that trick?
Yeah, up here?
Did it change how they talk to you? Not really. Because, you know, now people are thinking.
What?
Do I know the girl that's at the top of my list?
It's Kathy Lee or some shit. That's on my phone now, okay? Yeah, I don't know. Because this is different than the assignment that you gave me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, forget assignment. That's not assignment. It was a trick.
Entire life.
And while we're saying rest in peace, our guy, Tracy Dukes, he's in our fantasy league. His pops passed away two days ago. Damn.
You ain't have to do that.
Yeah, that don't sound great. Thinking some shit that he might have saw? It sounds like, yo, I came across some information.
That I can't even. That is damning. And morally, I can't fuck with you.
I asked y'all that question before on here. If you were, could you do it? Some people can't. Could I do what? If you knew for a fact that the client did it, and you were the lawyer, could you represent him? As a defense lawyer, you know that every client you have isn't going to end up being in the studio.
Right, but it's... You could be a defense attorney, and then, again, it could be just something personally that...
going to but even it's criminals in corporate law like you got to go into law because again if a murderer comes into your office and they murdered somebody you're going to give them you're going to give them 50 50 of your your skills i think he came across some information that he couldn't win the case he might have so you want to keep your record clean and don't go down for sure he has to do that yeah but don't do that don't do all don't do that public yeah that was nasty yeah yeah if that's the case that's nasty
If it's something where... What was nasty? The public statement.
That statement that you just read. What you just read is his public statement.
And he knows that at this high level.
Okay, I took that the wrong way. I think that's still horrible giving it to the judge. No, I got to give it to the judge straight, boss.
He could have said it's a conflict of interest. He could have said a number of different things that even if it, let's just say hypothetically, and I sound like I'm capable, but I'm not. Again, I'm being objective. If this is the judge that's going to oversee the case, right? So now you say that to that judge.
You just could have potentially planted a seed to that judge that the defendant is on bullshit and I can't represent him no more.
The judge damn near like, all right, let me look for it.
I disagree with that.
I think just publicly it's more damning for him. Publicly. This don't change nothing. I didn't think he was getting off. I still think he got a percentage to get off.
That's not the civil.
No, no, no, you've read enough.
That's not a civil case.
I mean, I do. It ain't my water of choice, but I'll drink it.
You too rich, bro.
I wanted to ask y'all. We talked a little bit about sports earlier. What'd y'all think about the Bobby Porter suspension? Oh, for banned substances? It was banned substance. His assistant gave him Tramadol that he does have a prescription for. But he told him it was Toradol, which is allowed by the league. Tramadol isn't. And he tested positive for it.
So now he got to serve a 25-game suspension for that.
25 is a lot of games.
It's painkiller. Painkiller at the end of the day. Does anybody know, I'm just asking, has he been caught doing this shit before? Oh, I don't know. Because 25 games is a lot for your first go. That's a lot of games. It's the third of the season. And it's without pay. And it's without pay? Whew. You understand what I'm saying? Like typically your first punishment is not that many games.
You'll get five, 10 games, shit like that. 25 games is a lot. Like that's repeat offender type shit. Could be.
That's good R&B.
It's a painkiller.
It ain't as bad as Oxy. It's a painkiller. It's like a couple steps. They'll give you that.
His assistant gave him the terror doll and then he realized it was trauma doll.
He didn't think he was taking that. Even with that, that sounds possible, right? 25 games is a lot of games. It's possible.
Think about the spelling.
Yeah. Hang with Papoose. Gave him a kiss after the game. Got me after the fight. He did? No, we talking shit.
Nah, that's when I'm going to be down.
Word, I'm going to get a Denver doll.
I'm scared. For real, H? Nah, my knee fucked up. But I'm going to get a check. Come on, H. It's stretching, yo. It's stretching. For real.
You need to get your shit right, because your daughter don't care that your knee hurt.
It's the damn show, dog. Kids don't ever fuck about that. Yeah, heavier and heavier.
One, one.
No, two, two, three, three.
Yo, yo, yo, I key, I key.
Begging R&B, that's that. I got to hear the words.
You just got a whole bunch of strength for nothing. So you good at the squabble break out of these bottles.
So you the submissive now. You the side position nigga now.
Yo, do I not? I don't know, nigga.
We don't know what you do, nigga.
Yo, I'm asking you, though. Like a pillow prince? Like a pillow prince.
Pillow prince. You scooch up when she take them off for you?
I'm not a head guy. Ice don't like head.
He's gotten head before. I've gotten head, but not like, can't scooch up, take my shit off. She scooched up and took the shit off. No, fam. I ain't a head guy like that. I'm telling you. That's not my back.
Nah, you wild ass. Seven heaven. Yeah, you ever see the shit with the girl leaving out the nigga house and she go to the ring doorbell and start going her mouth like this? Nigga said, yo, just after she knocked you out, she let you know she reminded you she a throat goat.
Hold on.
It is very weird. A couple days ago, a fake coffin appeared at 6ix9ine's house. And it had R.I.P. King Von on it. And he, you know, he does. So he did some bullshit around it. Did he accept it?
He kept saying all kinds of shit. But they had to take it.
Put it in the auction. For real. It's up to you with anything else. So let me ask you. It was a King, I mean, a Lifestyles coffee? Yeah.
And it was written on their rest in peace King bar. So then, a day or so after that, one appeared at Khaled's house. DJ Khaled. DJ Khaled. And it said, RIP Drake on it. Same style and all of that. The Khaled situation was crazy to me because it was, they said a truck pulled up, his security told him we had a delivery for them and they let him in.
I'm like, nigga, everybody getting fired off of that. For real.
Not if you don't call a main house. It depends on what your security level is. Not where I live. It depends on what your security detail is, Joe. For sure. Like, yo, if you got them niggas or real shit, you might call a main house and say, hey, are we expecting a delivery?
I don't know how it goes. It's above my pay grade. I'm just saying it's a possibility that... It ain't above your pay. Give me your address. I don't have security.
Guess where they gonna bring it? Right to my door. I don't have a compound where I got security that stops the niggas from doing that.
He never answered no question. He don't answer no question. Fam, who the fuck you think is, I don't answer questions on the air. Who do you think is going downstairs if you hear a noise in my house?
Me, nigga.
I don't need that. Yeah, he probably got a light tear. If it was needed, though, and they said you needed one.
If anything is needed and the doctors recommend me doing something, yeah, I'm open to it. That's just painful. Quality, no, but the things that make you need a knee replacement are more painful than the replacement. Nigga, my mom had both knees. Nigga, you should be rubbing bone on bone with no cartilage in the middle. That shit is different. Didn't your mother have one too? My mom had two.
Yeah, that shit don't be no joke. My mother got both her knees replaced three different times. Damn. And now they're suggesting her right one needs to be done again. She said, yo, I'm cool. I'm just, I'm gonna rock out with this.
That shit was different.
I had to go get shoestrings over there the other day. It was in and out. Boop, boop. Boop, boop.
It's new scams out.
He said this is the money that he, quote, unquote, saved us from all of the overspending for the Doge program that he's running. It's going to work.
Wednesday, a dude saw me and was like, yo, Ice. He's like, yo. 50 on your man ass, yo, 50 on your man ass.
All right. Like I said, I talked about this project a little earlier. This is Mud Baby off of Moray. Long story short.
We get it.
He got to pay me to speak to him. Hey, yo, if you go to another network, right, and get a seven-figure deal, let's just say, you'll be tight? No. On arrival, seven figures? You think Saquon mad at the Giants? Ooh. I'm just asking. You think Saquon mad at the Giants?
And again, that was Mud Baby by Moray from his new album, Long Story Short, in your phone, on DSPs, everywhere. Fire project. The project is so fire, man. Yeah, I can't wait to check it out.
Pardon me, sir. I'm going to Truist, and the song is Ambiguous. All right.
From West Orange.
He did the right thing. He saying that so he don't ask him for no PC on his shirt.
How much that MRI cost?
That's not what he asked you. My question was, and I'll repeat. They do consultations?
I got the concierge. Yo, I'm not you, B. Shit. I don't always have an angle. I'm asking you for curiosity's sake for the room. $2,700.
Don't do that. Stop.
What y'all did this week, man? Y'all good? Work. Work. Froze to death. Nigga. That's about it. Yeah, he don't work. I was working in an abandoned house with no heat.
A thousand percent this weekend.
Mine's the opposite. She be getting on my nerves sometimes with that shit. What's the word? Leave the shirt there for a second. What's the word for that when you clean too much?
Yeah, just took care of, you know, family shit. And I had a couple meetings that I'm trying to set something up. Okay. Can't speak on it yet. Let's go, Freeze. Trying to get something shaking. Hey, big Freeze.
I love this nigga. Nah, man.
Right? They sent some shit home talking about basketball, basketball team, do they want to sign up? The boy's like, yeah, we want to do it. I'm like, no, no, no, fuck that. Yeah. Practice, games, who doing this shit? No.
Yeah. Not properly dressed. Thank you.
It's a long time. 80 minutes. It wasn't an open MRI, was it? You had to go in the little shit, the tube?
Oh, you squeezed the shit out that ball.
Try to pacify you. She can't say 67 minutes. Yeah. We almost there. They need to start.
You know, jail niggas be like, I'll be home in a minute.
The only times I've been in, I fell asleep. Every time I've gone in it, I've fallen asleep.
And it's a normal breathing pattern when you sleep.
It's something that he said he just wanted to throw out there. Something he worked on called Clouds. Uh-huh. Sent it to everybody in case y'all didn't have the blog.
I'm not selling. I'm giving it directly to those who subscribe to me. You know what I mean? This is just for my people. I get that. It's something for y'all. It's another way. And there's certain artists that are very big on direct interactions with their fans. Cole being one of them.
So I appreciate it from him.
Well, the point was, like... Because even with certain blogs, the blog era we talked about, certain shit was just streamed up there through an embedded player. It wasn't meant for download. He didn't have this for download.
Yeah, because if he wants something that you can download, I'm pretty sure he's going to give you a cover. And a lot of the nerds We put it on covers. So that ain't even nothing. I already got a cover on this. I ain't crying over that.
So they could do that for sale and the label don't have no say?
We are ready to pop. Kane and Beck. Here we go.
But this ain't that, though. He even goes off to say, like, yo, this is something I just worked on. This ain't the art that I'm giving y'all.
Bro, peace.
And he told us that, and it was hip-hop, so we didn't care. Yeah, my peace of mind is more than all I should. I don't want the anxiety that comes along with the interviews.
Why y'all so amazed? I wouldn't get, it depends on what the words are.
Some niggas just happy with being content with where they are, bro. Right. Life is good. I'm straight.
Got it. And I think he's happy with the choice he made.
By far, too. Yeah. Nigga, Carl came out and was getting that joke.
Nigerian.
Too many people are just rapping.
Gotta rap.
Yeah, I know.
Man, sit over there and be sick. I want you sick. Fuck that. I don't care about you. I don't want you sick. No, I'm not going to sit here and get mad. I'm going to try to garner sympathy from my bitch, nigga.
I totally disagree. Because of the child?
What y'all gonna do then? That's different. Going outside is great. That's different shit.
So everybody relationships with they sickness?
You happen to end up in this spot over here.
Depending on what the activeness is wearing.
But they an ex still. So he don't want to be there. They broke up already.
That was his man's. Stop it. Ace. His ace man's girl.
Yes. Put in the book.
Nah, I remember.
That was real cool, but she was with, yeah, I remember that.
He didn't. That was his man's girl. He fucked her while I was his man's girl. That's the part that made it shady.
That's why I had to remember.
No, he fucked her while I was his man's girl.
He blamed himself on the man cheating on him and... He said he fucked up.
I'm only in season one, but I'm into it. I've never seen it.
Yeah. I would have bust her head. Listen to this. I do. She might be right. This is my thing. Even if she right, you was holding that from me as a trump card. Oh, you're talking about that part?
No. She don't know. I've said that. She don't know for sure. She said, I might be able to, number one. And number two, even if you could, I'm going to bust her head to the white meat, fam. It wouldn't even have been no hesitation.
Shut up. Yeah, nigga. China has done it. China did the fake sunlight. They working on it right now.
No, I'm just saying.
Literally, right now. They got it. I don't even think they're working on it no more. The funny thing is, but that's not the important part.
But what I'm saying is, why would you be focused on creating fake sunlight if you don't think that we're going to be in a place where we're going to need it? How do you know we ain't there now? We might be.
Mm-hmm. 3, 4, 5, once the old has died off and it's generation after generation, that's the only world they know.
That's the question. That is the question. It's above our pay grade.
Hey, yo, dog, let me tell you something. The shit we did in 10 years, we done been to the Swiss Alps. We done did this. We done did that. I put you on that restaurant. I put you on that position. I told you how to lick up the shaft. All of that shit. Dog, that 10-year shit counts.
So soon Mercury will be gone.
Oh, my God. I've always believed that, though. Okay. Seriously, it explains so much. Okay. And the only way to communicate it is... Why do you think we come from Venus, though? That's just the next planet. We're working our way backwards. Venus is the next one. And they call it our sister planet. It says it has a similar build of Earth.
It's just too hot for us to live there, for us to ever get there or explore there.
It slowly was moving closer and closer and closer and closer and closer. So how did we get to Earth? Advanced technology, advanced civilization. Same way we got rockets and shit that took us to the moon and exploring Mars with all the shit that SpaceX is doing. We had that before. Now you got to start over on new shit.
It's just a start over.
It's a massive reset. Got it. Okay.
Okay. I'm not mad at his theory. The only thing that I would say is... You still got Neil's number? Yeah, I'm going to have to call Neil DeGrasse. With the technological advances, we would have still had the same rockets and all the other shit. Not necessarily.
Basically, you could send seeds somewhere. And at the point where Earth gets close enough to defrost... To sprout them? Now... Now life can begin.
Nah, just the seeds. Just the seeds, nigga.
And when it thawed out, the seeds sprouted.
Evolution is moving at an exponential rate.
It's evolution. So what's the next 100 years going to look like?
That's all I'm saying.
And guess what? The same shit that happens afterwards is going to happen whether you're there, here, or anywhere else. So, yeah, I would want to see something different. My life will move on.
What else is going on up there? We briefly touched on it on the Patreon because the verdict came down in real time, but we do want to clap it up for A$AP Rocky.
For sure.
Genius. Look, genius. Shout out to A$AP. With all them fly suits. He had a couple monster outfits on. You always see him in some Ray-Bans. They just announced that he's the creative director at Ray-Ban. That's what he just said. Yeah. He said that I said it, nigga. He said, Ish just told us X, Y, Z. I'm saying. Oh, he said it, Bart?
That's when he was talking about all the brand deals and all of that shit that the trial could have potentially cost him. The second that they announced Innocent, nigga, Ink ain't even dry. Like, let's dance.
Ink was dry.
No, the sugar in this Pathmark.
Sugar in the grocery store. What about it? Amazing. What do you mean? Tell me. You go in the grocery store. You shopping. You drop a bag of sugar. I don't slip on it. No. I come. Oh, you do it. 20, 30 minutes later, and I slip on it.
Yeah, nigga, that's the hustle. Nah, I ain't giving you 50 cent deals.
It's easy to bust a bag of sugar on the ground and make it look like it's legit on camera.
See niggas ain't throwing eggs on Halloween past.
What? Yeah, I'm glad that was a nightmare because... I mean, you can bleep the name.
Yo, I ain't even seen nothing. How the fuck I get this?
You got a stab list? I do not. You got any niggas that you would stab? You got a shoot list? Yo, I can't finish your story.
Yo, you got to stay out the comments, bro, for your crew. I'm still mad I ain't in the group chat. Yeah. Half a billion dollar business, y'all ain't going to put a nigga in the group chat. Over a fucking green bubble.
Fuck is you talking about, man?
And all you fucking pterodactyls in there saying, yo, he...
Yo, stay out the comments.
They at me.
Get a blazer that fits. I can't. Get a fucking communication person at your network that even if I'm not in the email to call my phone and say, yo, this is what we're doing on Tuesday.
A girl or a guy. It don't matter.
It could be AI.
All right, listen.
What's the 21st century again?
Didn't that come out in the 90s?
I think that's an early 2000s album.
21st century is January 1st, 2001. Yes.
Guess where the conversation stopped? Yo, what size he need? Yo, I need to send you this money. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's the extent of the conversation. When you got two active co-parents. That's not true. Let me finish, please.
That was a top 20 song.
Okay, but no. Not top 10.
Oh, no, it was the 90s. That was 97?
Yes. Yes.
That's up here. Boxing. Boxing. It's a huge song, Joe. It's a hot box.
I don't know about number eight. It should make the top 20. Have some of them other songs made the top 20?
Yeah, me too. Me too.
I'm going to give you, just real quick, because like I said, it is 100.
I'm going to give you 30 to 20 real fast. I'm looking at the top 50, and some of the songs in the top 50 should have been way higher than some of them songs in the top 20.
All right, you can go ahead. You got it. No, go ahead. You have 50. I'm like, they bugging. They got Jagged Edge, Let's Get Married at 43.
At 43. I think some of those songs on that top 20 list, that song is better than.
I would be shocked if Soul Stick was bigger than 61. I'm just saying, for some of the songs that were in the top 20, music, soul, child, love is a big song. That should be higher. Way higher.
You get what I'm saying?
They got Snow, I Want You Around. That's number 37. It's a great song. It's a great song. It's a great song in this century.
Damn, they got Cisco incomplete at 76. That should be way... Oh, time out.
Stop the process. Fantasia, I See You. Damn, where's that at? Fantasia, I See You is damn near 33. Damn. Damn. That should definitely be high. Way high. I see you comes on right now. The club stops. Absolutely. And sings it. And everybody, the chick that was staring at you all night now got an excuse to stare at you across the bar.
What I'm saying is this. With the two parents, the two active co-parents, I'm sorry, their primary concern is the child. Yes, exactly. Right? Fact. Their primary concern is the child. With that 10-year relationship, when that nigga gets on the phone with that girl, they don't have a specific objective in mind. That is reminisce. Mary J. Blige is coming on in Shorty's head and that nigga's head.
Because I went from 50 down. It's not in the top 50. I just rolled from 100 down.
I'm not even mad at Confessions being the top five song. That was a huge song, bro. That was a very big song. It's hard to find a bigger song than Confession.
Every Kind of Way was a really good song, too. I think people might like that song more than Damage. You just love Damage.
We can't take it off the show. I got you, dog. I'm on your team. Let's say, hypothetically, if you don't mind, let's say Imani did something on the last episode or in the room. So he can tell Imani, yo, you can't get a raise because of what you did. So let's say all the other people in that room performed above their standard.
He can give everybody else in that room a raise based on their individual contribution and performance. But Imani, if Imani did something detrimental to the show, Imani don't get a raise.
I got to do better paperwork, better lawyers. Or even if the sponsorship don't go, you might get higher sponsorship based on the dumb shit you did. True. That could have still went sour. We got luck. We got lucky, and it went up.
Does anybody know what the diabetes is?
Nah, that shit ain't metal no more. They got some fiberglass shit that look like your foot.
Y'all talked about views and numbers and stuff. The first week numbers are in for Drake and Party Make Doors album. Clean it up. What's the official? 250. That's not official, but that's where it's at.
Yeah, because you got the child.
But it's not about you.
Look, man. Number one album. You know. It's Drake still, guys. No, but I'm just saying. We didn't spend no real money outside of anything on this. We didn't spend no crazy marketing budget. True. So 250 coming back is still a win. Yeah, it's a win. Yeah, yeah. Like I'm saying, oh, he didn't do 400, and then it's a flop. Yo, yo, yo, I don't know what people paid. They have their projections.
It's not about the dude. It's about the child. This is my point.
If it falls in that range, they good. Right. So I salute to them.
I think it depends on what the first single sound like.
I think this party shit was good music. All right, so 1 to 10 Drake, right? Let's just say on a 1 to 10 scale with Drake. If he puts out a 7 1⁄2... In quality. Quality Drake project. 400-ish.
He can do 400 easy. Because I think what happens is, the very first day, and from what I've been seeing, y'all know this is not my wheelhouse, but from what I've been seeing, when the album drops, everybody goes to social media. And if everybody on social media is saying, this shit is fire, this shit is crazy, this shit is this, this shit is that, I think the album picks up steam.
You know what I'm saying? The niggas in the social media be like, eh.
Oh, because they had the better way. He said he had 500,000 that, he said he would, he's betting 500,000 that ASAP would beat the case. And she jumped in the comments and said, I'll take that bet.
I don't think... And who says that... That was her? No, like, it ain't no legally binding contract. Yeah. Okay.
If somebody is as big as 50 Cent Paws, he might not even work his own socials. Which is plausible. I'm saying, I'm giving you an example. That's plausible deniability. It wasn't me. It was my assistant. It was, you know what I mean? Whomever the case may be, you can't prove it was him. And anybody can say that about their socials.
I know when you get in the corner and your face goes stiff, something's wrong with you.
You asked me what I did this week, nigga, not what I'm doing this weekend.
That picture's right there.
You'll be safe. You'll be safe. Homies ain't going to let nothing happen to you. He's got a beard.
That's possible. Of course. That still don't mean that the emotional ties and I still know everything about... You know people you've been with for ten years plus that you don't speak to at all.
I don't know.
Not Puerto Rican Imani, Black Imani.
We got to make the distinction so he don't be getting fetishized as being a Puerto Rican.
Keep going with the profile. You just labeled the, see you a negativity highlighter.
I don't carry that.
We're going to look at some real estate investments.
You're right. Look, when I speak to her, she stopped talking to me. Okay. Yeah. When I had my baby. She stopped talking to me. Which speaks volumes. And that's, to me, Ice's point. Wait, that don't prove my point?
You seen my pocket pussy? Nigga, if you don't get the fuck away from me while I'm sleeping. That's nasty.
Yeah. What you got?
Oh, okay.
I knew you was going to say it. The daughter.
I was on that side. Remember when I talked to you, I was on that side at first. I watched the episode again. You got to remember her relationship with old girl. That was her peoples. They used to play the shit together. She used to play with her and Billy together. They was tight. Nah.
She was tight with Billy. She wasn't necessarily tight with Shorty. She was super tight with Billy. Right. And then she's saying, I'm just sad over him. Cool. She played on that. Got you. And she was tight with her. They played Wii together. Yeah. But I'm not tighter with her than my new boy crush.
That's sitting up here talking about, and yo, the shit that she just seen in that phone is some of the most important shit she's ever seen in her life. I'm not just going to leave that moment to go over here.
That little girl is dumb. That little girl is a fool. That little girl is dumb.
And that's how these miniseries drag out because she just did some stupid shit. So now the next episode, of course, they're going to use her as leverage.
You got to pause.
Who the fuck want to hear bad news, bro?
For some people, once they get the actual confirmation, the mental part kick in, and you mentally tell yourself, like, it's over. There's people that once they heard that news and now it's real. Niggas lost 80 pounds in two days. Exactly.
They gave you a percentage?
I got the shit. The MyChart shit, right?
That's what I said, the dumbass. I got the MyChart shit. So what happens with that... you get the results before the doctor damn near, because it's all electronic shit. So now, it show you the scale, it show you the yellow areas, you supposed to be in green, so if something is already off, you kind of, I can look at my shits ahead of time, be like, all right, I know, all right, all right.
You kind of prep yourself a little bit. It don't make it better, but you can at least prep yourself. When you get that call, you don't know what, you'll be nervous as fuck.
Nah, sit on the toilet while you talk to them, though, just in case. You said what?
Oh, God. Yeah, 40's different. He said take your time, though, right?
To ease the fear. Yeah, to disarm you a little bit. I want to go over some of these results. Got a minute, buddy?
To find out what's going on. Or, nigga, while I can still... Knock some down? Nah, nigga, while I'm still seemingly healthy, I don't want to hear that shit.
So you would ignore it? That's what men do. And that's bad.
Yeah, I hate that a lot. Don't tell me that. If we already here, don't tell me, yo, if you would've did this, you could've been found. It's a message to us, though. If Woody would've called the police, nigga, I don't wanna hear that shit, though. Yeah, I don't wanna hear that. That ain't what I need to hear right now.
Suck my 30-inch sausage.
Y'all saw Soul Plane. Well, y'all probably didn't.
Well, yeah. It's that. Let me tell you this. I'm getting the airline. We're going to start first off from the rip. Lifetime. first class seating for life. That's where we start.
No, we gonna start with my own fleet. Yeah, you're not gonna get that much. But we gonna negotiate more than some 30 punk ass that, what?
Stop bringing him up. Somebody passed out.
Oh, no, no, no. The firm dissolved and broke up shortly before Barnes died. Oh, this makes it an even better story. See, I told y'all.
I got a flight next week, so. Yeah, I fly to Orlando. Where you going, Freeze? Orlando.
What you doing out there? My niece's birthday. You going too? You going to Orlando next week too? Yeah.
We'll hold it down. Yo, ours on the studio in Orlando.
Let me ask you a question.
So fucked up. Jolan Musk. So fucked up. Joe Trump.
And pay the workers. Juanito on them.
You know the big manila envelopes? They used to be little ones, and that's what nickels and dimes used to come in back in the day. Sad. Yeah, nigga. The 70s was crazy. Yeah, you got too old like that. Nigga hit me with the 70s, nigga.
I know the little, again, round of applause.
Yeah. Because it was fucking up the comment guy.
I was. I never was like a... I smoke weed, but it wasn't my thing. I wasn't smoking weed daily. He ain't smoking a lot.
How many years?
I think he should, I don't think he will. I don't think he will. I think he should and I think he'll get really close. Even if he don't get 15, he might get 14. 13, three, something like that. Yeah, like he's tough, bro. Yeah, he's good.
They're working on it. They're working on it. The same way quarterbacks did, the same way receivers did. I think that the running backs.
I still don't see that they could change that. We've had running backs get really big deals and then not perform, and that's what the owners in them are going to keep saying.
They can't say that. Not just that.
We just see Danny Dimes get $40 million and not perform. That ain't going to stop no quarterback.
I don't know if Cook is not in that conversation with them two, to be totally honest. He's not, but he ain't far from it. Bro, that Buffalo offense don't go without him.
Yeah, for sure. I'm not mad at the axe. So again, even if he shot at 15, his number really might be 12. If you shoot 15 and land at 13, I'm going to say Kwame. Right.
Yeah, he don't need it. Ain't nothing to discuss. Honestly speaking, what do I need the agent for to negotiate my contract? At his value. At his value. He's a max NBA player. It ain't no question.
Yeah. Ray Allen used to hire attorneys. So Ray Allen would hire six, seven attorneys at $500 an hour to negotiate his shit and do all his paperwork and all of that and made out way cheaper to give him the agent three or 4%.
The agents will come in for endorsement deals and all that shit. Their value is shown more there. But as far as him and OKC, he don't need no fucking agent. Their first offer going to be... Right. He's going to be All-Pro first team.
Bro, and they got a bunch of little young dudes that you don't know their names. They all play ball, bro. What's his name? Devin Vessel?
It's brilliant. He just want to play ball. I think his personality and who he is, he don't want that pressure on him. That's what it is. I don't want that pressure on me, bro. I don't want to be the face of the league. I don't want y'all to adopt me as the face of the league because now all that shit that happened with Ja, I don't want that pressure. I don't want that scrutiny.
I don't want that pressure. All that shit happened with Ja.
what he did Jai had a few incidents with weapons he had incidents where he flashed weapons you're out of here I'm not disagree don't say he pistol whipped nobody no I'm joking of course I'm saying so I'm just saying you can't flash weapons to be the face of the league they got him out of there faster than I've ever seen them get a face of the league candidate I'm agreeing with you so what I'm saying is if you Anthony Edwards you might not want that pressure fam I want to be me I'm still a young wild nigga that's all I heard you see the way he was talking to Obama who?
And I think this comes off of... That's a great point. It is his.
So then Adam Silver's making a mistake. No, I think this comes off the last week conversation that we had with him and Lady, and they pulled him in the office like, yo, keep your dick in your pants, blah, blah, blah. I don't engage in all this stuff.
I believe that.
But when a girl starts throwing that shit around and that shit gets snatched up real, real quick, they got to pay a lot of motherfuckers. Money. Your value has to be, oh, we got to suppress this. And his value is not there yet. This is just him getting ahead of it. That's how I look at it.
You're facing him. You're one of the faces in the league. Yeah, yeah. They starving right now. Well, he definitely won't be the face.
Yes, for sure. I'm not disagreeing with that.
He's just saying that to protect the fact that he's still good.
I don't want to tap dance for them. And some motherfuckers not beat to do that. I mean, you're already tap dancing.
You save Young Glover a little bit. You're playing the game already.
Have you ever seen his interview? Yeah. You seen him interview? Yeah. Yeah. He ain't the most PC nigga in the interviews. So? He a young Georgia nigga that really be giving it up in them interviews.
He's different. He not talking and doing all that shit in the commercials. My real feelings don't come across when I'm doing a Sprite commercial.
Did y'all watch the starting five series on Netflix? Yeah. Did you see him? Did you see him on there?
it's almost like I'm protecting myself. That's it. He really don't have a say in the matter, like you said.
So you can sit there and reminisce and wish you had her and all that other shit.
You think John Morant wanted to be the face of the league?
Okay, cool. So... to your premise, if he didn't want to be the face, I mean, if he wanted to be the face of the league, he wouldn't have been whipping out on niggas.
They sat you down. They sat you down. They scolded you publicly. And guess what you did two months later? You did it again.
I can't tell you who's on the Grizzlies. And what I'm telling you is, John Morant's check ain't changed. And John Morant's life may, listen to what I'm saying, to what he might deem a necessity has not changed.
But look, to your point.
And that's not true.
Maybe not. If he did not want to be the face of the league, then he don't come make those apologetic statements either, though. His game check didn't change.
No, you still got your check. His game check.
I'm trying to play the game now to stay in y'all good graces, though. All right. We moving along because we stand in one spot. Bro, for a nigga from the bottom, not saying that he is that. For a nigga from the bottom, if I'm making $50 million a year, if I'm making $40 million a year, I don't got to make $70 million a year to some people.
Now he's a good kid. Bro, I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm saying we don't know what his wants and needs are. So for some people, they would marvel at being saying... But he wanted that Kobe spot, though.
I'm not finished, bro. What I'm telling you is. I don't want you to finish. I know. We know. What I'm telling you is that might have been his want. Anthony Edwards could be saying, I don't want that shit. Everybody's wants ain't the same.
One of them? Yeah.
Yeah, come on. It makes sense.
Somebody has to fill that void. This comes with, if you're the face of this, this, this, this, and this, and you're in the NBA, it all goes together.
The organization.
Yo, I don't care if you, my man used to work for the Nets when they was the Yankee Nets. Which man? You got too many. My man Drew. When they was combined, yo, the whole Nets couldn't have facial hair neither. When George Steinbrenner was partnering with, because it was the Yankees Nets at one point, none of them. The niggas on the telephones, the janitors, nobody could have facial hair.
Yesterday, because when this drops. Wow. That she passed away.
How much is an egg? I have no idea. Actually, it might be more than a buck. Nigga, I was in Red Hook today. They was selling Lucy eggs, nigga. For $1.50. Yeah, nigga, Red Hook, yo. Oh, shit. What?
But you can do it out there. I promise you. Talk to your man, Joe. Here you go. Stop bringing him in the section. You know what I mean? Take your time with one.
Remember the Bed Bath & Beyond spray, niggas? You see the little moon shit?
Yeah, I was dating the moon bitches at one point. Little pear glossy? Oh my God. The purple shit in the plastic glass.
These niggas say anything. Niggas ride, jump right on the boat. We scared of shit, though. We scared to get, nigga, look what COVID did to niggas.
Where you going today? I'm in your business. Oh, so it's a secret.
That don't help. That don't help your argument. We'll show you the bird flu.
See, look how aggressive you are, nigga.
Somebody being me. Somebody will do it, nigga. No, I'll go check it. Shout out to you for working hard, nigga, and putting it together. Everybody work hard. We got to give you the credit. We got to give you the credit. Hold up. You're trying to get past it, Free. We got to. Give us a second.
Shout out to all the people.
We like spicy freeze. Stop. Stop.
When a nigga say you leave him alone, nigga, and don't engage, he trying to get straight to it.
I heard the album. Did you hear the album? You don't want to talk about the album, bro. The nigga don't want to talk about what he good at. He don't want to. I don't care. I don't care. Wait until it's on the free. I love you, bro.
Yeah, I thought it was cool. I like the album, but I see some people are complaining about it, and I wanted to hear from the people that actually listen to the music or listen to Drake to see why people may not like it, because I like the album. I think the album is dope. Oh, go ahead.
But then if we're waiting for Drake, and Drake comes in to me that, you know, he delivered, and then I hear people that I look to for music saying, well, I don't really like it. I want to know why. Like, what's the reason? What are we looking for? What are you guys looking for in music?
I like how you said, they not like us on one of the records. He did. I thought that was funny.
Mm-hmm. And Goliath took the lady name down after they put this shit together. Saw her name in the books downstairs. Took it down. Trying to steal some sauce. Saw her name. She was here early. I said, who's that? I peeped that too. I said, I'll take it right down to the screen shot.
So you're forcing marriage on a nigga? I'm not forcing anything. He just told you how he felt to your question.
So I'll be letting Flip respond to it. Got it. I've been on the cool shit. It's not Flip.
So you're calling him that. I don't know what he does, but I know I don't suck dick. And it's not Flip. That whole shit, now I'm listening to it, that whole shit was a shout out at your man, son. He just, he heard the part. He bigged up ish. I don't want you to hear me right now. Let me respond to you ish. Let me respond to ish. Your words got power. And then he had to big up Melissa Ford.
I was fainting when I heard that shit. What are you talking about, nigga? How you feel, Mel? Yeah, how you feel?
What does spin mean? What, you going to fucking twirl, nigga? No. That's what I'm saying. She's going to spin the block.
Spin for us on our behalf? Yeah. Oh, got you.
Hold on. Just play it one more time. Let me just hear if it's spin worthy in which direction. Yeah. Go a little before it.
Now that spin is different. Hey Drake. That's not the other spin. You a legend from the six. Nigga gave it a, yeah? Legend status.
Talk about it. Mel, do you think he's trying to... I don't know what he is trying to do.
Let me ask my guys. Do you think it's the art of war move, nigga?
Divide and conquer. Yeah, divide, big up the woman up here. Put on the pedestal that she belongs on. For sure. And then, you know.
Big male. Legend from the six, hate to see you with a dick sucker. Stop. That shit fucked me. I ain't gonna lie. I didn't like that. I didn't like that. I was hating, like, oh, God damn it. Hey, Joe.
Where my hug at, girl? Back in the day.
Yeah, he want to love today. Nigga, they were right on the board today, nigga. They said leave that shit blank.
A heartbeat. Good morning, baby.
Here's what I got to say about this. Excuse me. First and foremost, we're missing the point that he's 23, she's 38. Exactly. That's a huge point. We don't want to acknowledge that. Sometimes when a woman reaches a certain age, if she gets pregnant, she wants to keep the baby because she doesn't know if she's going to get pregnant again. That's true. That's the mind frame that they go through.
But we have to acknowledge that he's 23, she's 38. He has a pattern of this, and she should know better. Meaning, like, she should have made the decision to either not sleep with this young man or make sure he wraps it up. What do you expect a 23-year-old who's just getting all this money to say? Especially if he shows a pattern of not wanting children. Now you become complicit.
Because you think in your mind, either I can change him or I'm looking for a come-up. And that's what a lot of people tend to think. And that's what a lot of people... We've seen this story before with this same individual. It's not like you... Caught him out of nowhere. We don't know it. We've seen this pattern.
And if you see a pattern and you become part of a pattern, you're complicit in the pattern.
I know. Trust me, I know. But hold on. But if it was the other way around, I was going to say that. We blame the men. I was going to say that.
Those are the ones. Those are the ones. Fetus deletus. Jackpot. Magically delicious. Fetus deletus. Did you just say fetus deletus?
They walk straight, nigga, like they in the army.
What's written all over my face? I have to say. She don't let them stop her? No. When they try to hug her in the beginning? Bitch, if you don't get the fuck out my way, let me get this out.
Meet me or beat me here. They apply pressure, the white people, but we talk about the ones that get past them. Yeah, that's what she said. The ones that get right past them. They determined. They determined to go inside.
Motherfuckers like the jackal. They bitching. I just feel like the double standards play a role in this joke. Yeah, it does. And that's the thing.
Hello, Motho. Hey, fix that shit, man. Hello, Motho. You still got that ring?
Is it bullshit? I mean, the only time it becomes, it's not bullshit, right? Like, we have to, Mella's the only... lady here, so, woman here, so we understand her sentiments and we respect it, we have our thoughts as well.
We've seen this play out before, and when it's the other way around, we heard what people said about the men that look predatory, that look like they're grooming the younger women. You know better. You know she's young. You know she just came out of college.
You know she's not capable of being a responsible mother. Like, I've heard so many excuses when it's the other way around. I just want the same grace, to be extended to when it's this way as well.
We got a superstar, nigga. Listen now, we got a superstar next to us.
Hey, yo, Dre got that nigga smiling at his birthday, nigga. Whatever she's doing, she's doing that from the back trick, nigga. He's smiling with the chaos. I said, this nigga happy. I ain't like that shit. And it's time for our favorite part of the show.
She did, Freeze. She love you so much, she'll meet you at the spot, nigga. She'll wait. Freeze, you got it on lock. You don't play. It's the first time I've seen you like that. Freeze, we started. Nigga got the red hat on. He's so tight. Yo, to the listening audience.
We got a legend. Legend. Legend for the sex. Let's go, big man. Nigga said, Melissa Ford. What's she doing? I'm back on the bandwagon. I'm back. That's my sister again. I'm back on the bandwagon.
50 said don't ask him about it. He's everybody the best.
He was the first one to post that shit quick.
I ain't gonna lie, this is a shit show. What I mean is that, like, when you first heard that 50 took on a Big Meech project, I mean, it was exciting. You know, the success of BMF, you're like, damn. And then now these guys come home, you see it with T, Southwest T, when he first came home, and that situation happened, and you're like, ah.
Maybe he'll be different with Big Meech, and then now this whole Big Meech thing. I mean, 50 is a petty guy, and he feels like if you take pictures with anybody he got beef with... What's up? You got beef with him. That was a good show, too. Yeah, it was. Yo, that's the really bad part. Like, some of us... And I love Fifth.
Some of us are so in tune with our morals or what we believe in that we'll destroy the whole building. We don't care. Nigga, if you do that, I'ma X this whole shit. I'll X this whole shit, because... We don't want to go back to what makes us think that way, but that's just what it is. And I don't need the money.
All the actors. No, all the crew. Writers. All the writers. The gaffers.
What was the recourse? Them OG drug dealer niggas think that they feel like they're bosses and nobody could, you know, I'm self-made. Yeah, nobody can tell me that. Nobody can tell me what to do.
It's an ego thing. I also want to say this. It comes down to the people not knowing how to preserve their money. Like, we've seen the same thing with Buck. You know, shout out to him. Like, we've just seen people that, you know, when they get in bed with 50 and 50 would give you the money and you go through it. You know, you run through it quickly.
And then now when it's time to double back, you might fuck up. And he said, yo, nigga, like, I gave you the opportunity. I gave you had the bread. And we don't know how much money they got paid, too.
Oval team cookies? Sometimes the kindness of strangers plays a role in this whole thing.
When they both walk in? Quincy Jones crib, not Leo.
Okay, you can say Brad.
He is saying what's up to you. Yo, y'all playing. Y'all playing around with me.
Is he best friends with Q-Tip, Mel? Is that his best friend?
That's it. Anyway. Mel connected. That's just me being a little messy bitch. What were we talking about just now?
They said you were flipping them. They should fuck around by a block. Not that flip.
Hey, yo, listen, real quick, real quick-ish. I had billionaire Grant Cardone on my spaces talking to me about. Grant Cardone came to your spaces? Yeah, he was on my spaces talking to me, vibing with me. And he stated that single family homes are the worst investment to buy. They're not investments at all. Yeah, that's what he said. He said to buy units.
So I thought about that when you just talked about that. I said, yeah, I could see. I didn't shout you out. I should next time I will. But you know what I mean? That's fucked up. Flip told us that years ago.
Shout out to you because I remember. And I see you, if you get the five million, I see you buying a whole jersey block. I see you doing some Baltimore shit. You ain't buying no jersey block for the five million. You might get a career. Baltimore, Baltimore. And you may set it on fire like what's his name? He set that shit on fire and he cut the ribbon. Yo, this guy's nuts, my nigga.
You gotta tell me that scam, son. Please tell me what come with that. Come on, you cut the ribbon. What are y'all talking about?
That's his response.
He didn't set it on fire, but I'm talking about Tank when he bought the whole block in Baltimore. And then the next week, the shit was on fire. In flames.
I had an attitude this morning because she made fun of my DAT ticket. Like, yo, I said, yo, come through. Sit in the car with me. What's the DAT ticket? Deska Appearance Ticket that I got from the other day from being locked up for the suspended license. So it's like an ROR. They let you out from the precinct. So I said, I wanted you to come with me. It's Valentine's Day.
She's like, nigga, I got to go to work, nigga. I'll take the train. I'll drive down there with you. But she didn't want to sit down there. She didn't want to sit with me. So during the ride, it was quiet until I got to the tunnel. I'm like, yo, why are you, like, what's up, man? Why you couldn't just take off and stay with me? But anyway... Then I asked her what she wanted for Valentine's Day.
She didn't tell me what she want. And I'm just saying. You asked her this morning what she wants for Valentine's Day? I asked her maybe a couple of days. She told me I surprised me. Then she going to send me a text like, yo. You're not supposed to really ask for Valentine's Day. I want you and money. But I got you already, so give me the money. Like, stuff like that. I don't want to play like that.
Like, girl, like, what are we doing? Inviting your wife to court for Valentine's Day is also. Yeah. What, a file? No, it's romance. Thank you. She said surprise me. And that's why I got J.R. J.R. just came in and got the keys, right? Nigga, I saw this. I said, yo, Google the stores.
Yes, I jacked your style. I jacked your style, nigga. I jacked your style, yes. Because I have to say, look, here's the thing. My wife is a person that, even if you're surprised that she's so vocal to say, I don't like this. I don't like when she does that. You bought me this, you should know. I don't want to hear the speech of me not paying attention. Nigga, I got a thousand jobs.
I can't say that. But... Thank you Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
I just want to know the price. Is it the 50 piece? I'm going to be honest.
Tell that nigga, man.
These are the ones that last for the year? They last way longer than that. My son don't play? He came in here... Clean sweep. I like that. Yeah, smart. Let me see. Thank you.
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Holy shit. He play too much. You guys. I'm dead on. That's when you was scribing and ripping on me. Yeah, you know, bro. Yo, you played too much. Got you. Got you. I love y'all still. Came in.
A lot of people want to preserve their legacy.
But if they go down the wrong path, they lean on you to help them get out that... I think that's your job as a parent.
Yeah, okay, and it's also your job as a parent to protect your children. It's also a job as a parent to make sure they preserve your legacy, and you put them in position so they could...
benefit or become they could benefit later on in life a lot of times kids or teenagers or young adults go in the past of what's in now or convenience yeah or convenience and then you may have a wider vision for them and say well this path is good I know it's going to be good for you I know you're going to excel in it and sometimes there's nothing wrong with pushing your kid in that direction hey
You know, I can speak from example. I don't think that J.R. wanted to do anything with cameras. But it's like, yo, I'm able to watch you. I'm able to know that you're okay. And I'm able to put you in a position that can benefit you in the long run if you stay in this field by meeting new people and building relationships. So, you know, it's important for me. Give your stance, nigga.
Why you fucking with Freeze? All right, Freeze put a plan earlier this week and said, yo, can we start on time? Because I have a hard out on Friday. Time has passed. And, you know, on time didn't look so much on time to Freeze. So he started mumbling to himself, which, come on, man. I said, Freeze, you good? So I'm telling Freeze, yo, it's all right. She's dead, nigga. You got it. You the nigga.
Invest in Dr. Umar. Let him come up there and do a speech. That's what's going to bring attendance. In general, investing, though. Investing in having somebody come and speak or have somebody with a name that believes in your same rhetoric come up there and speak and, you know.
I think that's pretty good advice. Why you don't think that's helpful?
They said that for the Nigerians, he's... Okay, not even Dr. Umar. I'm saying somebody who's popular, who has a following, that can bring visibility to your program. A lot of times, people like to take a shortcut. Not saying they are, but they just like to do it with... No, they're taking a shortcut. Promote and promote and promote. That doesn't work. You have to put money back into the business.
Not if you're doing this.
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He didn't. I don't understand what you mean. You had a plan in place. Oh, for sure. I will talk to you. He know. What'd you say? My Friday.
That's Joe? That's Joe.
Oh, you should do that. Help us clear the credit up. Where your credit at? I got a credit nigga right now. Hold on, let me send you his number. Hold on, I'm going to call him a three-way. Yo, Ice, pretend to be the credit nigga. I got you right now.
So you changed. You the illest nigga in the world. Freeze got shit to do. He not playing when it comes to Valentine's Day. He's a lover's man. He don't play. He's a lover, man. You inspiring me. I wish I had that same sentiment. Well, you did, as y'all. I'll let my wife wait, nigga. Yo, I'll be there three hours, girl. Wait at the altar.
You want to play more Drizzy, right? Right, legend? Hold on, y'all, hold on, y'all. You want to play more Drizzy, right, legend?
And do not send it from Daisy. Absolutely not. Do not send it from Daisy, Paige, and Eva. Because we got tabs on it. Yo, you answering the phone at 3 in the morning?
He'll call you, man. Are you drunk right now? That nigga will call you. Are you drunk?
No. You better hold it down.
She asked him, are you drunk right now? I'm just saying. That might have been in reverse.
What makes that happen, right? To call somebody and the number still be the same because if you just type it, it turns blue. Your number better not still be the same.
Let's go, Mel. You got the mute, nigga. getting their back. Hey, Drake, I'm writing you a... Hold on, Joe. Hey, Drake, I'm writing you a vanish mode. Listen, don't screenshot this. Don't screenshot this. I got a vanish mode. Oh, man. What are you talking about? Look at Mel. You said, what makes a nigga do what? No, I was saying that
What brings you to that point where you had to double back even years later? Sometimes you want to check on somebody.
No, even if you're in a relationship, sometimes you want to check how you're doing.
Because it feels the other way around. You dropped the ball too, nigga.
He tried to get older and wiser. Hey, yo, Mel, I got a new fireplace.
Straight to you, itch. You're talking to itch. That nigga answered all questions that we talked about last part.
Don't put no owls on that arm. Hold us down. Don't put O-V-I-K-E. O-V-I-K-E.
He opened it. Hey, yo, Ish, I saw your sneakers. Oh, hey, thank you. Thank you, buddy. Thank you, buddy. How's your credit?
We can argue with Isha about that. He's staying on that.
He might get a flight from Isha.
Oh, man. Oh, Lord. If Drake get in contact with Mel, nigga, like, she better come and tell us. You know who he tried to call? Did you speak?
Johnny Cochran was a big name. And Kardashian and Shapiro. I won't speak to it.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
We need to know the Jamaicans that come over here and didn't see nothing. That's just pretending.
Eight? I don't know. Don't do it.
Seven. Don't you say it. In 94, he was. I was seven. Don't say chicken nugget.
I heard her brain. What'd she say?
She didn't say it, but I heard.
What the fuck did you talk about, nigga?
Bothered, going crazy.
Nigga be Primark general, nigga. What the fuck do you think you talking to? Purple label Primark. You the new prime easy, nigga? I'll wear them.
You be late too, nigga. You talking about the bus. How many windows was in that second apartment mom used to drop you off at?
Yeah. And Drake. Didn't Drake have some lug deal or some shit?
I'm down. Whenever you want to talk, and whenever you're not talking to them, flip the network, man. I'm down. If you're talking to them, count me out of that shit. But other than that, I'm down. Anyway, y'all, I'm glad we uncovered the O.J.
What more you going to give me? Yeah, I know everything, y'all. Interrupted the fucking finals. I get it. Domino sold the most pizzas that day. Y'all was playing, right? Yeah. That's why.
See, I didn't hear that.
They made it seem like that shit on the other side of the fucking border. I'm finished with whatever hip hop taught me outside of Juicy.
I'm talking about that, like, taught me some shit that was, like, my mind playing tricks.
It is that too. I don't know.
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck.
And Flip, I ain't even laughing with that shit, bro. A little bit. A little bit he does look like Dennis Scott a little bit.
I've heard about it.
Them big furry shits? No, remember when he came in with the... I remember your red joints. The big red boot that everybody wore.
But, you know. Yeah, we're going to shout Dwayne. Congratulations. There you go. Looking forward to it. Can't wait to check it out. There you go.
Yeah, once it's mid in there, like, let's find a new name before you ruin the legacy. I'm not saying it will be mid.
Both things can be true. It ain't necessarily defiance. Anybody can't afford to clear the sample? Don't use my sample. Some niggas wanted to pay it.
You done, that we should be avoiding? Have you seen the picture?
I like that. Shout to New Orleans.
That nigga went crazy right there. That set is whack. I hate this verse, but I can make the art of war look like an Andy Warhol. It's ridiculous.
Yeah, the first half.
Yeah. I ain't telling you not to like it. I'm just saying. They got rapper ears, Ish. I don't. You don't like it either? I'm just saying, I don't have rapper ears. I was just... Ice, you got fucking rapper ears, rapper head, all that shit.
Yeah, it sounded like he's staying in that karaoke New Orleans. As he should. Karaoke.
It worked. Also, Drake Bell had tweeted a little while ago. You lying. No, for real.
Like, sometimes when I'm outside and I see my old work and, like, some dingy, like, just looking, not representing themselves the best. I'd be like...
I have no idea who Drake Bell is. Nor do I. Let me see. Who's that? Drake Bell. All right, so he got a slap.
Got it. He didn't do that shit. No, no, I know Drake Bell now. No, he should be able to hit a note or two.
Mountain spring is good. Well, shout out to Drake Bell. Shout out to Drake Bell. That sounds like a slap, whatever that was. Word, that wasn't that bad. This sounds good.
Let me see here. Let me see. Talk about what Prince did, yo. Well, Prince's estate. That's your back. That's your man. Yeah. What? What happened? I said, well, Prince's estate? Netflix had some shit coming out. Prince's estate said, nah, no you don't. Why don't we work together and we'll give you, we'll give you the dollar. We'll give you the shit that we'll give you the dollar.
I don't know. They said it wasn't. There was complaints about it.
And he wasn't handling it with the most care.
Y'all could be lying on Prince Estate right now.
Y'all could be lying. They had niggas going through his house on tour, remember? There was also a fight over his estate, and they weren't in control, which is where that whole verse comes from, where he addressed McMillan, Lonnie. So I don't want to speak about something so important without us knowing. For sure. I don't know whether they're good or not.
I would like to see some Prince Doc shit, though.
How many lies Prince told Sheila E?
Don't do that. What? Sheila was a'ight back in the day. Sheila got lied to.
Pop your drum up in the air.
That's right. Don't fuck with the Prince estate.
It's still funny. Yeah, congratulations to the Prince Estate. Way to shut that down. Yeah. Shut it down. Good, I'm happy. Congratulations. And I do want to see the new one. Yeah, I want to see the new one. See what's going on. For sure. Were you looking up something that we could discuss?
Yeah, Mike. Yo, get the fuck out of here, son. Joe. Answer this question.
Mike fucking Rick. No, but the Mike. What was Mike's last name? James.
Joe, you crazy. We put an end to that. Never, nigga. It happened, dude. It's not me making it up. It happened. You gonna let him say Rick James is Prince's son? Prince put an end to all of that hootin' man.
Past 82, you're done. Sit down. You gonna let him say that? It's nuts. It happened. Prince opened up for Rick James on one little tour. Seeing that Rick James was coming out with a little move that was working. Stole the move.
Rest in peace to Rick James.
And what's my white girl name?
They said Rick James. Thank you.
And just sit there, wait for them to come out of Acme, and then pull off. I bet you do. He's sitting in the car, setting a good song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Open the sunroof so you aren't sure. You just hear it coming out the sunroof. Dead ass. Get that Anita Baker, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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That could be a gift and a curse, my nigga. The other playlist. Is that a sad song? The other playlist, come on.
That playlist is good. It hit different. Until the wrong song? Come on. Yeah, like they was writing to you.
Ain't no Brian McKnight was in my house. Fucking nigga. Well, depending on who fought with this, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, or who like who. Or how willing you are to stand and you're stubborn. That's it, really. Because I'm going to stand in for a few days.
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Get your Milli Vanilli ass out of here. Well, today.
You gotta respect niggas' privacy. I'ma eat her. So you don't need to ask me that. Ish. Fam, I'm not talking about me eating no boxer.
Just ask when the last time was. Earlier this morning. That's a while ago. A flip. I don't answer those type of questions. You ain't no flip. What was it?
Parks? Eat Jamaican.
Today, I'm Milli Vanilli. Back in the day, you was. But a few years ago. You was X. My girl, I tell you, weeks, I ain't playing, wrong as hell too. The wrongest.
You can talk at the talking job, man. It's just eating pussy. It's different when... I wonder why I'm asking you, man. We already know. It's different when they go home, nigga.
Never mind. Never mind. Not true. I can hear it in these. All right, never mind.
Got you, girl.
If you're going to New Orleans or San Francisco, head on a swivel. Please be careful. We want to come back into work, God willing, next week. And we want all of y'all to show up where you need to be next week, too. No more RIPs.
God, come on, hold it down. Hold down. Work your wonders. Do your magic. Butcher of Bosnia?
I heard whatever it said last part. Somebody told me that last night that they think we can make it. Oh, boy. Listen, man. I told y'all I saw the Lakers at the Knicks. I seen the Lakers last night. They put an absolute hole in Golden State.
Did Lucas start to play yet? Please.
They smacking everybody without him. Start on Monday. They smacking everybody without him. I'm just telling you, I think the Lakers can make a deep run.
All right, I got a song that I'd like for the people to hear. I won't say y'all are sleeping on it because this is brand new, but happy to have my man Givion back in action. Happy to have him back in action after getting away from that young lady, too. Get some separation from that toxic relationship and get back to making your good slaps. This song is called Twenties by Givion.
The fuck? Black Hawk. Nigga coming from terrace to the building. In the building terrace ready. The building terrace?
Brand new music from Giveon. That record is called 20s. Shout out to Giveon. It's hard. Good shit.
Hey. I enjoyed the majority of this. Why y'all don't always do that? What? Like, why y'all don't discuss the new album that you heard that you think slaps in the new music segment?
And you do it anyway. You are defying the law. Ish. You have to catch a criminal. If I put out a song and didn't play the sample, the people that own the sample got to catch, hear my shit. I'm not disagreeing. Both things could be true. When I go rob a bank, nigga, I'm defying the law set forth by the country. Your entire friend group defies the law. Not all of them. A nice percentage.
Fucking niggas. It's just shaking the building. Hey, listen, it's spooky now.
Maybe a team.
Lionel? Panthro. Panthro. Panthro.
No, before then. Like tonight and tomorrow.
Big man. Wherever the wind blows.
Here we go. Back to the work. Back to the work. That's right, man. Right back. No linoleum floors.
Are you going to have linoleum on your floor?
Hey, yo, stop. Some niggas up here, they just... It's meant to look like that, you weirdo-ass nigga.
Yeah, I did donate. But don't shout me out with it no more. Huh? You donated to the linoleum? He didn't tell me. He said, yo, send me this. I sent it to him. He did.
Then he go on Twitter or wherever the fuck he be going, shouted out all these other niggas that gave him money for his room and not me. True. So his name is now off of the buy his album as soon as it drop.
I'm not buying his album as soon as it drop.
The next one's going to be lit, though. I'm going to have to hear the single before I just automatically cop the album.
Yo, man, hopefully y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you, man. Please stay safe this weekend. praying for those inside the rooms and outside the rooms. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. Go Eagles. We bid you adieu. Farewell. Adios. Arrivederci. Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long. Goodbye. A simple head nod will suffice.
Please. Remember, life is a series of moments. And moments pass, so let's make this one last. As if it's all we have.
Had to meet, talk, but you get caught up It's enough to get any man caught up Is anybody else here? I know I asked Mel. Is anybody else here doing anything interesting this weekend that I may be able to make fun of on our public broadcast next week?
I'm going to the Slum Factory. There you go. That'll get me charged up next week. Make sure you get photos.
Is anybody unwelcome showing up to you guys' Super Bowl functions? And how do you deal with that, huh? I'm pulling up to your shit, so. Okay. And how do you deal with that? Oh, you're not getting in my shit.
I'm coming through. I'll be my girl naked. Well, you got big rooms. If you want to see me naked, come on in. If you want to see the schlong.
My flow be the sick shit. Bravely yell, niggas dying. Cause they know I spit like I ain't nothing but spark flying. Leave them holes in mice. Hell and night. Go together like heaven and life. Niggas ain't seeing my plight. It's all right. I let the world know I shine like ice. I bet it all I can throw a heart. Shout out to all the parents out there. Cause I'm a gambling man.
I'll be my girl, nigga. Where your parents going for the Super Bowl?
He's a mad annoying when he ain't selling sweats. I'm mad annoying because I'm watching it. That's all I'm doing. Yeah, but say it with some oomph, nigga. This was slept on, son. Say it like. This was slept on for you. When I used to go over to the fucking crew of five girls and I used to say, my man right there. When they used to look, give them some of that. Give them some of that.
We want to look at his lips and blink. Look at that. Look at that. Yeah, he was over there.
You should gamble with the back of your head. All the children out there. Spin the barrel and put it to your head. Cause we don't dance no more. All we do is cop this.
Show you shit is real. And I ain't really never gave a fuck how niggas feel. Y'all mean I'm opening for Earth right now. I'm letting it ride, letting it ride.
Don't know about now, then you slip. I'm on some bullshit that's got me jacking niggas flipping. Let my man in it and stay pretty. I'm going to stay shitty. It's all for the money. It's you and me. Get the bitches. Now I can make a crime. When it's on, we transform like Optimus Prime. I'll form the head.
Most of them. You don't run around them, hey, defying. You're defying. Yo, you're defying right now.
Selling that crack. Put those drugs back. You're defying. Crack is played out. With those guns. Crack is played out. Look, you even know the new hot drugs. What they got now?
They got some crackers outside still. What's hot now? Fentanyl, right? That's the thing? Is that Fent? I have no idea. Yeah, it's that Fent. That Fent is on fire now. I have no idea. That weed, right? That weed fitting. This is called compliance with defiance.
This is called compliance with- Compliance with defiance.
I'll take it. Like hustle and flow. You got it.
I don't want no problems, bro. Bromance every episode. Bromance. Yo, I thought about that all week. What, y'all bromance? We know you did. What? Because I don't want to argue something and I not know what it means, even though I do like to do that.
Keep this round of applause going for the best crew in the universe.
What is a bromance? Because y'all got these fans saying that me and Ish got one, too. Pardon me for my voice. Niggas got me the other night. They got me. They robbed you? You know how they got him. Had him screaming, so his voice is a little... He was fanning out.
Welcome to episode 798 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, Pride Speaks. Pride Speaks, gang. Yeah. Yeah. I am your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored, and fully dressed host, Joe Budden. Really happy to be here. Got the best crew in the world with me to my right. The beautiful, the intelligent, legend in the game, huh? Melissa Ford is in the building.
To her right, Queens get the money. Queens flip his hair, huh? Flip the network, what they talking about out there? To his right is King Wawa himself. Huh?
Poet's here. Corey is here. Erickson is here. And last but certainly not least, well, Savon and Tanner are here by remote. And last but certainly not least... Excuse me. Each and every one of you guys are here. How's everybody doing? Feeling great. Feeling good.
I had a bunch.
He don't mean real fishing. I know. Yes, he do.
Thank God we changed. Thank God, man.
They should be happy. Evolution. Who should be happy that we changed? Them.
Let's get quiet, right? What would I be without you? You gotta be capable of what you're saying, nigga.
Thank you. Thank you.
Put this hat on, yo. That's what y'all think be going on? Yo, put this chain on.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Ishmael? If he go where you go? Yeah. It's not coming on.
Thank you. Thank you.
Going nowhere with a million dollars worth of jewelry on without a gun. Defiance. Defiance.
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You'd never imagine that. I'm being now still shell-shocked over the concept of death. You're talking about when people die.
Yo, you stupid, son. Don't they say you go when it's your time? Yeah. No. No. Whose they say? That universe, right? They might believe. Come on, man. Didn't a plane just disappear from Alaska? Yeah, I saw that. Yes. See, I'm not okay with that. It might not have been their time. It was the pilot time. I wouldn't give a fuck.
I don't want to be on a plane, sleep, chilling, catching a vibe, and then, yeah.
I did. What happened? Stop. Everything. It was red and they got married. Shut up. I actually did see the Red Wedding. I don't remember what happened, but it was all I wore. And I saw the last season when Starbucks and McDonald's sponsored it. That wasn't even the last season, you lying. It was the season before the last. And I saw the last season. I'm saying and. Come on, don't bromance. Yeah.
Just let me rock. You got it, bro. What do y'all want to talk about? All right. Y'all want to get into Khaled's album release with the video saying, I got two new Drake songs. Drake commenting underneath. Must be Drake Bell. Khaled deleting the video.
This nigga's stupid. Lab shit.
So Palestine went through and didn't say a word. Something about what Drake went through. He said a word about nothing. That's a good point.
I absolutely love this. I love it. I was clapping. Get him. Not that the era of relationships is over, because I don't believe that. I just hate niggas. I got a thing. It's a pet peeve of mine. Niggas can't stand on their own.
Let's do it. Let's hear it. Big mouth. Talk to these niggas.
No, I'm just saying. I'm not mad at nobody maintaining relationships. Maintaining relationships maintaining the transactional relationship because it's transactional. It's not necessarily genuine and sincere. So that's what I was saying. So Khaled get out there with, hey, I got two Drake's on, I got two Drake's on, I got two Drake's on for years.
Hell no, you're not getting a fucking Drake slap. You're not getting a Drake non-slap. You're not getting Drake nothing and that's the label that I was responsible for. I like that bullshit. I don't know, you ain't eating off me. I thought when he made the announcement that it was a little weird. Because that's not the energy I was getting from Drake is that he popping back out to be cameo man.
Help nobody. It didn't, nothing felt like that. And even if you was going to do that, you wouldn't do it right now. You wouldn't have Khaled pop out right now and be your, hey, I got two Drake songs. Yeah, the hell. I'm dropping an album next week. Yeah, no.
See, that's why when she gets the definitions. That's why she, I know there's going to be some bullshit in there. That's why when she gets the definitions, it's some homo-erotic shit. I can tell by the smile. It's coming.
Drake is a Scorpio.
And the silence part. Of complicity.
Why are you pointing at me? Compliance. If you don't speak out, that's defiance. Yeah, all that, I like what Drake likes. Dog. Don't make me say it. Like, anyway, to me, it's nasty. It's real nasty. I like what Drake, like, whatever Drake says is what I say. Whatever he thinks is cool, I think is cool. Nigga, no. Move now.
And don't put me on no project where I don't know who on the rest of the project. That's what I said. Who all going to be there? Yeah, who all going to be there?
And if I got something I really thought was a slap, I ain't handing it to you.
We know it ain't Orby Drake Graham.
Non-sexual homo-erotic.
Yo, you could put out a single without Drake. Right. Plenty of artists do it every day.
We don't know now. We didn't know before. He took the video back. But why would you put out a... You get people talking.
So now I put my Drake single out or I promote my Drake single. You guaranteed to get at least a shit ton of spins coming out the gate. No. Absolutely not. Absolutely no. Go back to the studio, back to your marketing team. Call Justin Bieber. Yeah, call somebody else.
Justin Bieber out here looking a little crazy. Let's see how you look without Lee. Yeah, call Rihanna.
Let's see how it look with everybody.
That Drake stimulus package is done. None of you niggas getting that no more. Get back with Ace, Khaled. Call Ace Hood. Call Ace Hood. You don't know if Ace Hood picking up, but call him.
That ain't what we saying. I know. I'm just saying, but... It's going to be a Fat Joe track. It's going to be 12 songs. It's going to be 12 songs of Fat Joe. I like the move. I love it. I absolutely love the move. I love it. From Drake. Hell yeah.
Okay. She read the gayest version that you could possibly read, because I got it right here. Well, before you read yours, I just want to note, by her definition... We are not in a bromance.
That's how you want it.
Okay, never mind. I'll ask this in a different room.
I didn't say he wanted to get away.
All right, let's go, Ish.
Yeah, I think y'all are doing some typecast shit. I think that.
How many of them is left?
All right, Beatles.
I don't think that nigga want to be in no damn Australia. I can't have these fucks with nobody. And he do not want to be in Australia. I don't give a fuck what he's making. My two questions to y'all. How much y'all think Drake is making a year? Enough of this fucking bullshit. How much y'all think he's making a year and how much of that do y'all think he's making?
You mean how much revenue versus income?
Take home. You don't? I'm done. I don't have nothing more to say on the topic. No, you opened up a conversation. I didn't want to. I didn't want to open it up. I just wanted to hear your thoughts on those two questions.
I don't know anything. It just looks funny. It continues to look funny. I ain't going to talk about it, but it looks funny. It looks funny. Something's funny. Something's funny. That's all I got. I don't know what is above my pay grade. Something's funny. That nigga looks sad and depressed. I think he is.
Okay, so by his definition... Y'all are in a bromance. No, we're not.
You ain't lying. You ain't never lying.
That's not true. Oh, you pardoned. You've been on the run of pardon, so I'm not done.
When you drink it, most people, it's one, two, three. Sometimes niggas don't want to see it. Yeah, bottle girls keep getting a bad rap. Them other bitches is fucking too fast. One, two, three. Faster than the bottle girls sometimes.
But for him, I think that's... I'm kicking the ball past his coverage. No, but you don't want to say it, but it's the truth.
Yeah, he look like when Floyd was trapped in Dubai.
I ain't going to be the only nigga psycho for saying something looks off about all of this.
So now you're stuck with the Australian bitches with the Australian noses. Stop it, man. What? A few months ago, y'all skipped that topic that came on across X, where it was the hashtag of built like a Mexican. I was out. And I was waiting for y'all to cover it. But y'all baby didn't see it? I didn't see it.
What's happening to us? What is happening to us where that wasn't funny? Oh my God. Being built like a Mexican.
You going to talk about it? Yeah. Yeah. Now, now, nigga. You going to talk about it? I would like to talk about it with people in the know and with a like-minded sense of humor. And I don't know if that's here.
Okay, moving on. Spongebob, man.
Every Alchemist beat I hear confirms my Alchemist conductor theory. Oh yeah, this album confirmed it for me. Yeah. Yeah, you right.
Wait, what'd you say? Alcman's trying to sneak up in his I hate Drake mix. He made it. I know. I know. But he's continuing. He did it. He's continuing.
2 Chainz got to get LeBron to A&R some more. Nah, we good.
Marcus Jordan is fucking wild. That's funny, son. Y'all got Super Bowl plans this Sunday?
Mel was just a stranger's house.
You don't have Tupperware. You don't have Tupperware.
She can go buy one. Them shits don't even snap. They do.
I'll return some shit in a heartbeat. My mom will get up, get dressed, and go to six different stores to return things. My whole trunk be returns, bro.
Except for that bag that's back there. Uh-oh. What bag? You know the bag, nigga. You know the bag is. I don't. Yeah, you do. Pool bag? No, no. It's not the white van.
Is that what you're saying on air to millions?
We got it, move them right along.
No. Wait a second.
Wait. What you thought the laser was? Did you forget, Joe? Come on, you an old ass. Hold on. Wait. Remember he lasered his dick? One fucking second.
I thought he said he got some ass shit lasered. No, he got the front and the back lasered.
I don't know nothing about ish.
That's the only logical explanation for lasering your pubes off.
I ain't a laser. I mean, I would, I guess. He's lazy as shit. It's never really crossed my mind. That just sounds like it would itch more. No. No, no, no. If it's growing back. Not at all. No. That shit's silky smooth.
Oh, he procrastinated.
Let me get the rims to match. You stupid. You are the man. You paid for that. It was a gift, right?
I'm joking. I'm joking. I knew it. No, I already got it. Oh, motherfucker, you bub ass nigga. You got your license suspended, you bub ass nigga. Like, yo, bitch, how do you know that? Like... What the fuck? That is some bum shit, though. Yeah, what? Getting your license suspended? Here you go again. Here you go again. No, at our age. No, at our age, when it's within your control, right?
Oh my lord, yo. I forgot all about that. Yo, y'all can stop saying ish, don't share on this part. They may have stopped saying that, but the more we get to talking, he is sharing some things that maybe even I wouldn't share.
Nigga, I'm spotting gray pubes. What? Yeah, nigga. I looked in the mirror, I found Gray's in my mustache. It's like, oh, it's happening now. Your mustache and your ass-tache is different, my nigga. You keep saying ass when I'm saying pubes. They connected. I don't call the ass here pubes. You think it stopped at the Gooch? You think Gray just stopped at the Gooch and they cross over?
I didn't check. I didn't lift a leg up in the shower.
This is so stupid. I didn't know you was in the fucking bar, pubeless with me, sitting there.
Are you crazy?
I know two Isleys. It was Rudolph, rest in peace.
I was like, oh, I can hear it now. Different voice nigga. I've been thinking about you. Yo, why? I'm doing the PrizePix app. But more focus and attention needs to be paid to groups that they try to make one of the background niggas get a little lead verse.
I also was just watching the Soul For Real story when they said Heavy D wanted to do a Every Little Thing You Do remix, but he wanted the lead, the young boy, to sing on the remix, because he didn't sing on the original. And the brother, because they was all related, or cousin or whatever they was, damn near tried to fight Heavy D about it, and the remix never came out with the young boy singing.
Like, pride and ego are a monster. Niggas want to be the boss of nothing. Now look. Now look. There's no remix. There's no album. There's no deal. Let your little brother sing the shit, the nigga that can sing. Sold for fake, nigga. And then Da Bards come on later on, and I like it, and sings some shit that let you know that other dude didn't really have no business singing the first verse.
Once you seen him? No, once you heard him.
It is Sunday. I already ordered my wings. Sweet, chili, honey wings, buffalo, seafood salad. Yep. Yep. What white people eat during the Super Bowl? Not Parks, because he like down a little bit. But like... Chili. Pizza.
The deep south.
He from Tallahassee South.
Tallahassee South. They got mad at me over there. He escaped. That nigga ran to Baltimore. Got with the thugs.
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His ass is popped. You gonna shoot somebody this? You fucking ain't right. You never let them take it. Yo, can we move along, bro?
Hold up now. Joe, can we move along? He got insurance, nigga. My advice, please give it to him. He's going to give it to him. We need you to pause.
It just read like that. All of that, yo, meet me, my brother. Get me your location right now so we can talk to each other. That's not what that was. It could have been, yo, chill out, my nigga, you bugger. No, no, no.
Where you at? Right now, I'm on my way. Drop the low. My plane is coming to wherever you are right now so we can talk face to face. That wasn't a heal the world moment. Got it? But you get what I'm saying. And what's going to happen to y'all if y'all walk down the street in a Sean John shirt right now?
I think anybody speaking up for Puff until more information is released will look a certain way right now. Right now, all the information that's out is damning.
Smart. Yeah, but your little itch sweatsuit is nice, nigga. All right, they got it. Yo, come about it right now.
Mel, how will you feel and what will you think in the event that Donald Trump pardons Puff? Because Ye is on the timeline calling for Donald Trump to jump in and do something. We do know that Puff and Trump have some sort of relationship with all of the damning evidence and the stories and the rumors that we heard. Puff and Trump?
Yeah, they got a relationship.
True. I'm just saying, what will it look like? if he's pardoned. Because I know that everybody has their moral compass out, but the president of the United States is a wacky, wacky, grab the pussy, fuck bitches, get money. Like, he's on bullshit. So, yeah, some of this is whatever you believe in terms of puff. There's some people on the side of, we don't know if you have him dead direct yet.
They call me Slipper. Down to your boxes right now.
He could very well walk out of there and then what?
I don't understand him working closely with Jewish people and romanticizing Hitler. That's weird.
You could say that and feel that and still not romanticize Hitler.
Doing the same thing don't prove the point. I agree with everything you said.
But because he's one of the wealthiest men in the world.
Yeah, and it has much larger implications. Kanye is trying to get some attention, rolling out an album, tweeting a bunch of bullshit.
Elon Musk is rumored to be actually controlling the president of the United States.
They scared the death out this motherfucker. I feel like. Sorry, Joe. My bad. I just want to say it. Kanye acknowledging why he's going on this rant to me just sounds like two wrongs. True, a thousand percent. Yes, for sure. And for it to be two wrongs, him acknowledging it lets me know that he identifies it as being wrong. Yes, he's a weirdo.
It's shifting.
They all in it. Yeah. That's a good point. They're all homeboys. That's true. Let's get to some more tweets.
You don't have to do the romanticizing Hitler shit. You don't have to do none of it. Joe, let's say you got a political issue.
I'm gone. Yeah, but I was being a little accurate.
If my baby mom tweeted all of this stuff, I'd be at the courthouse tomorrow and say I never want my kids to see her. Something is mentally wrong. That's a good point. He lost his damn mind when he couldn't go to that birthday party with the bouncy houses.
That's a good point. You're right. Also, they were showing footage from Grammy night of, and I don't know if it's accurate, but the subtitle said that Kim had to kind of... cover the kid's eyes and maneuver a certain way when Kanye is up there with his naked wife. You turn right around and do all of this shit. I do think that his life could be affected. I'm not talking about his business.
His life can 100% be affected.
And I know it's companies that Kanye want to do business with. Like, I don't know what he's saying on Twitter. There are companies that he wants to do business with.
I'm repping for Jewish people the same way I'm repping for black people. Like for me, right is right and wrong is wrong. I know too many Jewish people that when you get to talking to them, they say, I don't have no grandparents. My great grandma was, they didn't get to tell any fucking stories. They affected the same way.
We have our plights and we speak about it and we hate for it to be reminded of it or for it to be thrown in our face in modern day society. I think it's all bullshit.
That nigga been on the phone for about 35 minutes. And he keep walking outside. And I think I seen Joe. I read his mouth. Joe came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And for you to do that as a black person knowing how it feels.
I kind of understand him on that, though. So I don't kill him for that. I get him a little bit there. I don't agree with him, but I understand. Yeah, I don't have to agree with him, but I understand his thought process when it comes to that. That don't mean let me turn around and fucking... Kick another minority back in. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's sick. I think that's sick.
For whatever your purpose is. It don't make sense. He's brighter than that.
A little macaroni and peas.
I don't identify it as culture.
What do y'all think about Fuck Virgil? It's disgusting, bro.
It is disgusting.
And he do that and don't ever come out and say what his beef is with Virgil. Because it's... Even if you right, Ice. We don't know.
See, that's not enough.
It's not enough.
That's not enough. I think that there's more to him. There's more to me than I am. But why? That was your man. He's dead. That was an inspiration to you. He's not here. Shit is nasty, bro. He has family members that are still here. You still here. Whatever your problem with him was, it's six feet deep. Wait, hold on.
What does that have to do with her?
There's no record of Irv Gotti trying to kill 50 Cent. That's the part I was about to say. The internet just keeps saying that. Maybe 50 said it somewhere. I don't know. But there is no known record of Irv Gotti trying to kill 50 Cent. There's record of... Not Irv. No, no, no, no, no. There's record of...
Kanye West needs therapy. 50 Cent needs therapy. I don't care if you agree with the rationale, and 50-50, he gonna stand in it. He gonna stand strong in it. He is. But,
It's the truth. This happened. It's not the truth, Ice. Okay. Let me hear it. You're talking about kids. You're talking about the worst possible sector of hip-hop. And it's this big. Let's be clear, because I don't know who Tuca is. Yeah, nobody. Listen, rest in peace to them brothers. Yes. Drill is what drill is. It got the highlight that it got.
Can we do a watch party? Please. Yes.
Yes, young knuckleheads that were into their murder game was running around, I'm smoking on such and such, I'm smoking on such and such. That's irrelevant to me. And it wasn't the masses. It wasn't a lot.
For somebody to say, fuck a nigga that's dead, irregardless of his family and how they feel is disgusting. So it's not based on likability. It's not about Irv Gotti and niggas liking Irv Gotti. If somebody says fuck somebody that's dead, I think that's nasty. I don't got to know the person.
And if 50 feel like that, the nigga go smoke a cigar in the cigar room. Like, I'm not telling him how to feel. Yeah, he could feel like that. Yeah, feel like that. But publicly saying, yo, damn, I want him to see my new shows or fucking whatever the fuck is being said. I think it's wrong. I think it's wrong. I think niggas need help. Shit, we ain't even got to get to somebody dying.
I thought him saying to Lil' Meech, somebody who you acted like you cared about, somebody who you showed up for, was playing the mentor role for, now whatever's going on with the show, or Big Meech, or yada, yada, yada, what's your little nigga kick rock? Like, to be able to turn so cold.
Anybody over there, if you stand there, you are there.
But that plays a big part in our life. But that's more the reason why niggas also need therapy.
Why is that defiance? That's not defiance. That's just, fuck it. That sound like shit, but I don't care. Defiance. It's the winter time, man.
We speaking about people that are as privileged.
That's true. You're right. All right, well, I can speak for me and only me. Whoever I have a beef with, tension with, some type of problem with that... Didn't get resolved. When one of us die, it's over for me.
I'm not going to play moral police with what other people do.
That shit that Kanye did to me is whack. I think the shit 50 did is whack too, but it's different. It's different. It is different, but I personally think it's whack.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm supporting you.
I'm watching this.
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I don't care. But I don't agree.
I wouldn't care if he actually ate apples at the Apple interview. I don't care what he said at that Apple interview. I'm telling you something. I'm telling you the truth. He can't tell you the truth. That set list is not coming on. And if it does, he will be escorted off of the football field.
If he does that, hey, then they should do, it'll be a TV off video from America. We all going to cut the TV off for nine minutes. He ain't doing that.
Fuck man at the garden at the Super Bowl. And if it come on, it better be for a millisecond. You better say, I deserve it all, and then cut it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. I hate hip hop fans. It's so bad now. They too stupid. No, it's the social media fans. They are too stupid. Which makes me think that like some of that we are failing as OGs because where did y'all get this stupid?
Where did y'all get this level of stupidity from? What?
Before we get started, has any cast member had anything really interesting happen in their personal life that I can make fun of for entertainment purposes on air?
Because I just said, made me think that we failed as OGs. So he's saying that we did. Oh, they did a little bit. Oh, a lot. A lot of it. Yeah.
Start this shit. Restart it. Oh. It's just saying that artists releasing records without clearing the sample is defiance. It is. What are you saying it is?
I wanted to find the direct author of this. I wanted to find the person that published this.
Nah, you know what shit going around. You can't do that because then you're stepping on the authenticity of your trick and making him look stupid. They even playing the tag through the whole shit. This is from the NFL. This is from the NFL.
Yeah. Listen, that's why I just stay in my R&B lane, man. Y'all can have it. And you know, I can answer the question where the OGs fell down, too. I'm getting my hip-hop from Parks. Other than that, where we failed, man?
Yo, if any of you young niggas out there that want to kick it with an OG and you're not a killer and murderer, y'all can hit me, man. Y'all can DM me. I'll try my best to answer a question or two.
I'll try to help. I'll do a little consultation.
Ask-ish. Ask-ish.
That's not my bad. You making that face, but I talk to enough of these niggas outside of my work to think that I'm lending a helping hand.
I'm talking about in real life. Not in real life. Not in starlets, nigga. Phone, on the phone, sometimes in starlets, sometimes on the text, sometimes in they hood. I speak to these niggas. That fucking Super Bowl lineup. Shit is terrible. Yeah, you stupid, yeah. This nigga face really mad. Yeah, he's really talking about that.
Dog. It's trash. They think all right is not coming on at the Super Bowl? We gonna be all right. Yeah. Who thinks that? That's how I know that this person wasn't black.
That's how I know that this person ain't black. Black people know to make the lie believable, you gotta add a little bit of truth in there. Even if you doing the fake shit, put all right in there as the closer. That's what you gotta do. You know what I mean? You at your talking job. Not your sports agency job. Not your fucking house gig.
I'm vibeless. Look, I'm vibeless. Facts. I have one vibe in my body. I know the lies you're getting off in that White House. Yo, come on. This nigga. Can't tell my man no shit like that. You get a white girl, that's like 100 new Temple Run lives. You get to bring back all your old lives.
That's why he's stressed, nigga. Y'all don't know my man like I don't know my man.
Who y'all got in the Super Bowl while we're here, briefly? Eagles. Superman. Rule forward, you got him with it. Both.
I'm rooting for a man I got to win. I'm rooting for the Eagles, boy. They're the better team by far. If they don't win, it's because Patrick Mahomes did some Patrick Mahomes shit. But the Eagles are the better team by far. Who you got winning this? I'm betting on Kansas City. Jesus. That boy's Black Jesus. Who?
This week, nah. Not that I can share. Not that I can share. Not that I can share.
I think Saquon is going to go crazy, though.
You know, Saquon has never played the Chiefs. For real? In his life. Oh, shit. I didn't know that.
At the same point in their career.
I was about to say, if they let him score 37 points, it is going to be a long day. No, he will not be scoring 37 points this weekend.
What do you think the over-under is?
And before I even get to his offense and having to rely on Xavier Worthy, who has had a great season, the Eagles pass rush, D-line, and that white boy's safety and the other safety. The Eagles are sick.
I'd take less on that. I don't see both teams combining for more than 48. 48 points. Because Kansas City defense is sick.
There's going to have to be an unsung hero somewhere on the Chiefs. Or D-hop.
Still was good to see him at the Super Bowl press conference. I'm so happy for Saquon. Offensive player of the year?
I'm really happy that Josh Allen got MVP.
I know that upsets black people because of the Lamar Jackson thing, MV3 thing they had going on. Really happy for Josh Allen. Me too. I'm Lamar Odom. Lamar got a few already. Give this white boy... Which is why I think he won it. Yeah.
Remember that? Josh Allen got four more votes than Lamar Jackson. Four more? You're not a fan of what? I'm not a fan when we penalize niggas for greatness.
Oh, no, he ain't coming in fucking Primark.
I'm going to keep it above. Josh Allen led his team to a better record.
Lamar was great. I think that white boy was better with less. That's a good point.
And listen, when I go home, I say that Joe Burrow should have got it.
I think Joe Burrow had a better season than both of them, but you don't make the playoffs. He did. Won nine games, started 0-4, 1-4, something like that. Check it yourself. Yeah, when I go home, when nobody can hear me, I say Joe Burrow. But yeah, go Josh Allen. I'm happy for him. I'm happy for that guy. He deserved it.
Listen, I'm sitting here mad that Eli Manning didn't make the Hall of Fame. Why? Because Eli Manning's the Hall of Famer. Wait, doesn't he have an opportunity? That's why I'm not all the way mad. He'll get in. I do know that he'll get in.
You can't tell the recent story of football without Eli Manning. You can't. Two-time Super Bowl MVP, beat the undefeated team, held a 17.9, but... You just can't tell it without it. I don't need to do it because I do believe he'll get in there. I think he definitely will get in there. And more importantly than that, we didn't cover the Pro Bowl because who cares? They don't need coverage.
Oh, you're right, H, because I don't dictate that. You don't dictate that. If I happen to see him again. I'll step up. I'll step up. What if Primark want to give you a bag, Joe? Let me know that I need to go and grab 500 pairs of shoes and bring them over there.
Shout out to Zaire for making the Pro Bowl.
And All-Pro. However, have y'all seen Marshall Manning? No. No, I haven't seen him yet. Marshall Manning is Peyton Manning's son who just so happened to be at the Pro Bowl. Kid looks like he's nine, eight.
Come on. Hold up. Check him out. Check him out. I'll send a video to you. Look at this boy. Yo, the Manning bloodline. Something else. Joe. Do you see this boy throwing the... Look, look. Wow. Marshall Manning. Joe.
Marshall Manning. Tank for Marshall. Tank for Marshall, man. 15 years. 15 years. He going to do a team some good. What? Shout out to the Mannings, man. Shout out to Eli Manning. Shout out to all the winners of the football awards. Sterling Sharp. Sterling Sharp. Sterling Sharp got in. Emmitt Smith. I thought he was already in. Sterling. Emmitt Smith got in. I thought so, too.
I really thought so, too. Me, too. I guess Emmitt Smith should go before Eli. You don't say no.
Only four, right? Leave her alone. Leave her alone. Yeah, she good. You dated giants. How you know? No fucking cowboys. You don't know that. You don't know that.
How you know? Because I know. You don't know. You dated a cowboy? Don't answer it.
Yeah, he is. What if what? What if Primark listens to this and says, you know what, Joe?
See, I didn't think she did. Yeah, watch your fucking mouth. Who y'all got? Marty Schottenheimer. Who y'all coach? What? Not even Marty. Who they coach? Yeah, his son, right?
Keep playing. Nah, Fred is funny, but it's called Pat Patty. That was, that's hilarious.
I gave the recipe to a few people. That shit came out fire. I gave it to a few people. I don't hold it, but yeah, I might make some chicken dip. My girl coming, so I'll be able to turn the oven on. I can't work my oven. Yo, all this billionaire music. All that shit is corny. Get the handbook, nigga.
All that millionaire shit is corny. That shit be annoying. My oven don't have numbers. Yo, get a fucking handbook. It don't have numbers. We had to pull out the instruction book to turn on this stupid ass fucking thing.
You wouldn't take it either? No, that's y'all that take. No, what if it's a big one? He ain't even tell you how much the bag is. Whatever the bag is. You're rejecting it. I'm not taking a Primark bag to wear Primarks on my feet. You don't have to wear Primark, but you got to shout them out. Yes, you would.
It's blue flame underneath. Ain't no yellow shit.
That ain't no $800 stove, nigga.
Never. Never. That shit started...
We givin' you props, yo.
Your shit rockin', at me four in the mornin', I be goin' to sleep, this nigga's spaces be out in 300 feet. I see an institutional audience one night. That's my man.
You'll never get my support publicly again, unless we sittin' right up here.
But I want you to answer, man, go ahead. Say it again, man.
Or did you think that before about OJ?
Johnny Cochran was that nigga, son. Nigga, all of them. He wasn't just Johnny Cochran.
I've also said that there are just certain allegations that I will never, ever beat with you guys.
I came into the situation with the status because I have a child by a very successful reason. all right you've been right what's her status i'm viewed as a certain type of woman because i'm beautiful and i have a nice you see my body you see how you coast out of the no stop bro if i turn up which is also not my fault come on y'all
And now that I am in yet another situation where I now have a child with another successful man, there's no telling you guys that I'm not a gold digger. You guys, I've also come to realization that there are just certain allegations that I will never, ever beat with you guys. I'm not beating those allegations at all. I don't The only thing that irritates me is... Talk to him, Aisha.
I read comments that say, oh, yeah, oh, dear.
What if I came to y'all's pages, right? and i compared the men that you have children with what to the men that i have children with what and i said you were digging for poverty oh you kept that baby for an extra income tax credit didn't you Or you kept that baby for a couple extra hundred dollars. Aisha. Sitting you. Or you kept that baby for an extra Section 8 voucher.
Is that how you kept your baby?
Now, if that was triggering, that's how I feel every time somebody says, do you even love that baby?
All right, what do you think? I hate when they break in and break your watch.
You know, when women get in their feelings, you know what they do.
She looks nice, yeah.
This nigga said, oh. I ain't gonna lie. Like, these niggas got, you know, I'm not with none of that ish. You break my shit, no police. No police, yeah.
Why, because of her prior actions?
Joe don't give nobody else... When they do bullshit, he don't look at it from the other side. Once you have your mind made up, you see a consistent pattern.
Why you shouldn't know her?
I saw a video where a woman said a man caught on fire. I saw it. Her whole body went flying back. Bullshit like that. So nostalgic. It's feeling good. That's rapping, my nigga. If I never see the Detroit rapper girl that got stuck in the Lyft car again, it'll be too... What? Hello? I'm with you. I'm all the way with you.
Enough. Do you feel like when negativity is highlighted or when it's something that depicts black people in a certain way, you don't want to see it? Because you said the same thing. I don't. Pertaining to Krishan Rock. Like that same thing. I don't want to see anymore. Is it because that... That... Particular sector?
She's in prison still? Mm-hmm.
I know you told my mom, but you told her sister. She just said it casually.
We got each other. We got love. We got the JVP, nigga. It's a Friday. It feels good. You guys look good. It's getting hot. We gonna shake our ass.
You saw Mandy? Mandy was there? Yeah, Mandy was there. How did she look? Nice? She looked nice. Nice. Give a compliment to your friend. Everybody looked nice. But you didn't have that sweatsuit on for real, right?
I got the juice.
Niggas rode together from the cherry lounge. Yo, that's a funny story. Niggas rode together from the cherry lounge.
Do you run out of gas often?
Nigga, I just saw a stop sign. So a gas container in your car, nigga, remember? That was for a construction job, you asshole.
Photographic in my mind, nigga.
Oh, yeah. Oh, that shit long.
Yo, your niggas are so stupid. The shit you get off in 2025 is amazing.
No, it's horrible. They're not many.
Boy, you don't run out of gas, right, man? No, because you're... Do you pump your own gas? Not here in Jersey. But in general. Do you pay for your own gas?
That makes up the cards.
I want to say this, though. I want to shout out to you, Mel, because that last Patreon, bro, you held it like a champ. It's the old Mel. She's back. That shit was hilarious. The clips that I'm seeing are all jokes aside. I'm not being funny. Team player, welcome back, man. You were mentally gone for a minute.
After you pulled that move, I think you did that on purpose to pull the move, but we're getting to that on Patreon.
But the last Patreon was funny.
UMG's trying to stand strong, nigga. They're not bending.
Y'all seen it? I don't know what that is. Do they look bad or do they just look like his demographic of niggas he catered to? I haven't seen it.
We just set you up.
All right, I'm... You know, my time is coming. All right.
I said, yo, I'm about to hit this pillow hard. Y'all making me depressed, man. Flip, you don't go outside at all. I'm not trying to reach to that. Like, chill out, nigga. Like, I still got a couple more years left of fun. You feel me?
I don't want to be surrounded by a bunch of old niggas. Enjoy yourself, nigga. Speak about the positivity or the positive light of going outside.
I'll be going to sleep now. I'm tired now, nigga. We gotta be hype.
Don, look at God! Look at God! Won't he do it? Now, do you turn on the news because of your age, or do you turn on the news because of your job?
Oh, you've been like that? Are you a news guy as well?
What? That nigga used to buy newspaper. Daily News, all that shit?
Shout out to Nyla. Shout out to Trinidad, Killer. You know, they cool. I don't have any sleeper. All right. You know, I'm going away for a little bit.
Of course. Yeah, people appreciate me.
Yo, stop. Why you do that? Make fun of, like, why you be doing that, yo? Let me talk to you. Stop doing that. Saying you did the same shit with me, yo. Last time, niggas come here with sleepers. Last time, I was playing some shit. You stopped me, yo. You playing, like, let niggas watch.
Yeah, not that one. I'm just saying.
No, what did they say?
Really? What are you supposed to say?
Sorry, Parks. But what's offensive about Eskimo?
But they say something about people that do that. Like, nah, that nigga used to buy the newspaper every day.
What, the niggas in Alaska?
Yes, the niggas in Alaska. Are you fucking? No, yo, hey, camera on me. It is cold. And that niggas is all the way in Alaska, nigga. We can't even go over there.
Newspaper and a coffee. In the morning. Hot cocoa in the studio every day. My mom say I was doing that at six. Really? That's fire. I tried to get on that bandwagon when I was young. It didn't work.
He's one of the greatest. Yeah, yeah, all right.
Give me a fucking minute.
You can't put your elbow like this.
That's what I don't like. That's my only problem. If they see you engaging with somebody that you actually know, and to interrupt that, I have a big problem with that. Yeah, same. Strippers do that shit. I don't do that to people. Like, I'll wait when you walk, and I'm not interrupting your conversation to tell you something that may not be that important to you.
Yeah, we talking to Tanya, nigga, yeah. They want to have a whole conversation. Bitch, move.
Be in the kitchen. I'm starting to think, right, because remember... There was a video that came out of Gene Hackman walking out of... Disparage his name. No, no. No more disparaging his name. Let's start with recipes, Gene Hackman. Absolutely. And his wife. And the dog. And the dog.
I'm not saying anything. Here's a German Shepherd. Yeah, I have one. He wanted to lay low. He just wanted to live his life. And I remember a lot of people were attacking the person that was recording him and exposing where they were. That's just something that stuck out to me. I remember that was in the news like earlier last year.
He was coming out of a gas station and they were saying that, you know, he had to say, you know, he wore the outfit for a week straight, some shit like that. And I remember a lot of people were attacking the person that recorded that and say, you know, let him live his life. You know, let him mind his business. So it's just something that stuck out to me. That's it. Okay.
I don't remember that, but... Yeah. He's like 90-something, right? He's like 95.
You don't have that much info. You don't have that much information. But they said that the heater was moved. That's what they said when I read it. Oh, really? Yeah. Like things were being placed somewhere. Oh. So that's what they said. So maybe. They might have been looking for something.
That's what they were saying, yes.
I mean, we learned a few things, everyone. They trying to sleep on us, man.
Come on, girl. I swear, yo. Nigga, we all, you gonna get there, my nigga. I know, but I'm saying, he should go to the doctor.
You got these people in your life that, you know what I mean? Go to the doctor. You do all this talking about health and wealth and all of that. We love you, man. Fuck that. Nigga, you walk and you can make your daughter late for school, nigga. Walk down the stairs. Walk your ass down the stairs.
I had to get low, you know what I mean?
Yeah. Is y'all fortunate when you're at an old age, nigga? I got all that shit out early. I got all that shit out early.
My kids are awful. They can't help me. Y'all niggas want to be.
Name his name, the last child, you know, rest in peace, but Tytrakis.
That is hilarious. And it be that one kid that upholds your rules, even when you're going and going, nigga. They stand out. Yo, look, Pop said we're not doing that. Yo, I don't give a fuck what y'all doing, nigga. We're not selling, nigga. I'm going with that. Yeah.
Wait. What? Nigga, we started, nigga. What else we starting with? We can't just... This nigga done took us down murder lane. What did we start with? Don't do it to Gene Hackman.
People that stand with Johnson. We know who that is. Sister Johnson.
Yeah. From CCC, AME, one of them churches, you know what I'm saying? Came down there. You know?
You know he trying to rub it in when he use words like Negroes, yo. He just trying to, he even say you people. Y'all partner, y'all for real?
You're talking about specific people.
But you got to remember, he's up for re-election. People of New York City was saying that he wasn't doing anything for New York. Look what's going on. So now he... He's standing with Trump because of Trump views on that specific topic. Immigration.
So he's standing. So now he's trying to be like, I'm trying to clear up the city. I'm trying to make the city safe. It's about New York. He's in that bag. When he was with Biden, he wasn't saying that, oh, New York is a hub. We welcome all people.
Can you imagine how Trump felt just seeing what was going on in the renaissance? My nigga, Trump. You see what he just did, right?
He got the expensive suit on, pops. Yeah. They threw all that shit away. He was swaggy with it. Yeah.
Man, go back outside. Where has the world come to? You're trying to be so nice right now. Get your loser ass out of here. Outside, nigga. Go to Central Park. I walk to Central Park, you know, and people in there just feeding ducks and playing with fucking, you can't feed them. Quack, quack your weird ass out of here, fam.
Over 10? Yeah, over 10. Over 20? Yeah.
Hey, look what's going on now, nigga. Don't do that.
Hey, yo, I got a show out here in Miami. Let me make a fake vlog.
Okay, man, listen, just confess. Confess to us. Please, man, you pulled these guys.
She got the free stew. Freeze. She got the free stew and Atlanta freeze. She got the free camera work. She had the baby shit up here. Her studio not ready. She caught a move. I can interview you? You have a studio? I'm out there.
The move you pulled. The move you pulled. Hello. I told niggas, yo, I got to go to some family shit out there. All right. I was filming.
I'm letting her get away with that. Man, look at me. It's me. Hi. That don't matter. Wait, stop. We pull the same type of moves. We do? Your shit is just... You did it. It's over already. You got over it. You got away with it, yo. You went out there. You filmed for Hot and Ball in season two. Your other studio out here isn't ready yet. And the Drake video. Come on, you did it already.
And the Drake video. You got the freebie. That is a crazy rumor. You filmed everything but a Lifetime movie.
Okay, but you did say there was a lot of meanings out there. What I'm saying is that Lifetime had nothing to do with it. You know, keep it real.
That nigga Joe, let me just tell you something. He put a marker near your name to see if anything new popped out.
No, we don't. She pulled the move, nigga. We all pulled the move.
Yes. It's like some people wait for it.
That's an obligation. I don't know. Hey, hold on. Look at me being a bitch. I got the freedom to talk-ish. Give me freedom to talk? Let him talk. Just give me the freedom. I don't, I guess, yeah, go ahead. His wife is cool as fuck, yo. That communication and shit.
I'm just saying, I heard. Nah, I wanna, that shit. I think she a illusion. I ain't gonna let y'all play. No, no, she cracks jokes. She's mad cool. You met her? She exists? I spoke to her. Her and Ish is intertwined. I thought that shit was fly.
Shout out to being in love, yo. Oh, fuck that.
You come in here like... That's how much in love you are. You know what I mean? Let's see how far, let's see how long we can wait until you leave, nigga. We're going to wait until you leave the last. That's too much love.
While I go to the park, you go to the airport. So be outside 9 o'clock. Stupid nigga. Flying at 3. That's love.
All right, just you out. Nah, it's been cool. I've been hanging out with my wife. Man, believe that. My wife been coming to the studio.
Yes. Did it turn upside down by itself? What was G-shit? They did do a good job.
Landed that plane and nobody died? I mean, but did she land it like, remember the nigga that landed it? So did fucking Denzel Washington. Remember the movie? That was a movie. No, but that was based on a real story.
Oh, so she didn't last minute it like the nigga Denzel. No. Oh, that was some fly shit. Broke the wing on land.
Is this real? Yes, this is a real song. A music video, too?
Streets have been waiting. Streets been asking for this. Get that nigga back his royalties. Come on, man. Because I love you. Give him back his royalties, please.
We heard because I love you in a lot of movies, my nigga. Give him back his royalties.
Getting that ear?
He's going to be six by the time I'm at my funeral.
Y'all niggas don't use condoms now. Y'all think y'all using them at 80? What are we talking about? True, we're not using them at 80, if that was the case. What?
Where will we be five years from now, right?
That wire, the cable wire. You're trying to watch the fight. Oh, my lord.
You don't know what it means.
I don't know what's going on with you old folks. Somebody's watching. Y'all niggas in y'all bag today.
Any who's. Yeah. Are you supporting?
Did you purchase anything today, ma'am?
You're not going to order any food or anything from Boobie Eats? Nope.
Well, I think the people that brought it. Parks bodies it. Freeze had a good lunch one time. Yeah. One-on-one time, yeah.
Al Sharpton. I think it was Al Sharpton. Jesse Jackson.
Stop playing with Jesse.
Minister Farrakhan. 100 years. Nobody play with that name. Nobody play with him, though.
Nobody play with him.
The album did better than niggas thought. And he come back to the stage, nigga, and let his presence be felt, nigga. I don't need to relax in Australia no more. I don't need to lay low, nigga. They loving me out here. The noise is rumbling. I'm coming back home. Come on, come back home, nigga. Get back in your bag. You know what I'm saying?
He thought it was over. It was looking shaky. Or maybe not over, but okay, I'm still moving it like I thought I would.
I have no idea. I'm not buying that. What could be the other possibilities, in your opinion, from your professional standpoint? What can be other possibilities if it's a sold-out show?
I unlocked a new level of washed. Because you had to move quick, right?
He can make whatever rules he want at his establishment.
Say it 99. So let's say I'm making that. Suck a dick. You talking to me like that? Exactly. You bitch ass nigga. And I'm taking some food out of you.
What's wrong with that? Ain't nothing wrong. I do.
I don't make a lot of money.
Here's the thing. Oh, shit. You're not one of the guys. If I have food stamps. Yes, she is. Clearly. Yes, she is. Man, listen. If I have food stamps, I could participate. I don't have to participate in national whatever that shit is. Blackout. Yeah, I don't have to, nigga. That's not my shit.
It used to be like that, but I thought they changed it.
Yo, let me get a beef patty.
So let me ask you a question. What if you don't have a place to make the food?
Yo, can y'all stop this machismo shit between y'all?
In song? We don't rap like that. No, in real life. Oh, okay. All right, all right. You don't want the bitch to get beat up, number one. Number two, you know, you still want to... And you might not want her.
She's just hating on us.
Yo, what young nigga you been hanging around, son? Five of you on them niggas again? Because you saying a lot of slang. Riz, shoot the club up. Like, what's up with you, y'all? What you been hanging out with them young niggas again?
Yeah, Mel, talk your health shit. The IUD shit. Talk your health shit, Mel. Just because you only dig you. Mel don't care about size, nigga.
What is that mentality? Conquer?
You better not. I swear to God, I am. I don't want to crack jokes. You know I am. You know I'm going to do it. She got the whole cowboy joint, right? Not the whole. Even about the head. Do it. Do it. I dare you. The head look good. I know what you want to do. What you trying to say?
An all-white Plymouth, nigga.
Well, that's what happens when, yeah. My nigga. You give too much freedom. Just do what you want.
It doesn't identify with color.
You got to connect.
Let me ask you a question.
Where she get the oil changes at? She wanted warranty. Where she get the oil changes at? You know white people want warranty. That's what I want to know.
He not playing, nigga. Girl, you got to learn your lessons. Yeah, teach them lessons with the blacks. That mama used to teach us. Nigga, you touch the stove, you get burned. I'm not paying for shit. You went there without talking to me or consulting me.
I'm not clapping with you. I'm trying to play my man, nigga. He's a teacher, nigga. Harvard, nigga. He can do math in his head, nigga. 17 times 17. Go.
Who made Maxima? Mel, you got to stop lying.
Shut up. She'll do the Maxima ad, too, now. You're not going to do any more Maxima ads. You got to go. I mean, now, Legend for the Six, Porsche.
The Maxima ads. Maxima's a car.
The Nissan Maxima. I'm just saying, I'm just trying to think of an ad you would do. I wouldn't do that. Melissa Ford.
Welcome to Nissan.
Maxima. Melissa Ford. Where we maximize the performance. Vroom. Mel.
Apparently Lil Baby shot a video in the opposite neighborhood, which led to two teens getting killed. Two 14-year-olds, right?
They had a list of gangs that they were looking for in Atlanta, dangerous gangs, right? Or whatever. It wasn't his association.
Wasn't the people that he was associated with on there? Allegedly. Allegedly. I mean, yeah, they're trying to find something. That's what I took from that. Yeah, they're trying to find something to stick on them. We got to get a win now. But at what point in your career do you leave that type of behavior alone, going into the opposition area to film? You know what I'm saying?
Like, what's the intent in that? What can come from that? We see a lot of times what happened in Florida or other places where they do that, and we see what happens. There's only one response. Yeah. It don't got to be Florida. No, he said he saw it in Florida. In Florida, Jacksonville. He's seen it in New York.
I didn't know that.
What brakes? Your girl brakes.
You don't have to post.
Listen, y'all got too much money. I ain't there yet. I'm not there with y'all. Was it good? Yup. Okay. I'll go try a red lobster.
No, I don't eat cheese.
It's you a good nigga, yo. You hear the stupid shit that your man. But niggas be doing that. Niggas be giving lessons while whooping your ass. Don't you come back over here.
I get it. I get it.
And they robbed him?
What you had on yesterday, Ish? What you wore?
Come on, just say it, bro.
Go and stand on it.
If you can't get out the car, leave your car unlocked without it.
You don't have friends in Jersey City anymore? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. So you can get out the car.
You fuck with niggas over there. You get out the car and talk to them. It's different friends. Look.
Look, it's different friends. Next time I catch you by the little carpet factory.
I may be lying, though, but I still.
Book them, Dano.
Whoa, so you always got to come up with some white shit. What is a milking table, yo? I've seen the milking table. What is that?
No, I'm not saying that.
Yo, that shit got three pools, a spa, a gym, a basketball court. Oh, he got the spa there already. He's good.
Don't just rub it. Yeah, don't just rub it.
She might have kiki with him too.
How many other niggas pulled up with Khloe Kardashian with a yacht? I know some niggas that pulled up with boats, and they ain't had no Khloe, and they ain't had no yacht. Little 47-footer.
I ain't heard a hand in a long time.
Because I was on Punk Time. Ditch ass nigga, that's what I was on.
Nigga own a 10% of an oil company somewhere that make... I'm finished landmine, too.
I'm finished landmine.
Of course I like that.
No, it is.
And then you hit him with the thumb. Voice, eyes, thumb. That's the triangle. Triangle offense.
If I don't go on L night, she going to be tight if I go on somebody else's night. I ain't going to lie. L had some work in there last night.
That is funny, though. You got it in control.
I don't care if I got a felony on my record.
My wife is worth two B's.
If you get caught with a gun in New York, you're going to jail.
Nah, nah, I'm listening to him.
No, you don't. It's a distinguished cast.
You believe that?
Finesse is my man. Lord Finesse?
Who's giving the steroids?
I'm good.
It ain't true then? Let's hear it. It's not true.
They got niggas running at the show. It's crazy. They gonna click, yo. It's gonna be a bunch of skinny white motherfuckers on Starless.
I don't know if he's going to go by his name. A weekday. A week? Yeah, I don't know. A week. Thursday, man.
He could build though. He could build. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not two hoses on the same hook. That's what you should do. Yes. No, he shouldn't have, fam. Get your own shit. I get my own shit. That's really what you should do.
They got the Vicks.
Go get them niggas. That's fucked up, yo.
Let me go back to what got me number one.
Grammy nominated. Let me go right back there.
What's your thing happening?
Reparations.
Don't do G-Eazy like that. I fuck with G-Eazy. I know.
You can see the camera moving and Joe like this. Yeah, so you know summer 2012, you know what I'm saying?
You disagree. Bro, I'm not sitting here making a conversation about my family's drama, but what I'm telling you is we all been through this situation before.
Did he have any money? Oh, shit.
Hey, yo, hit his hoodie, nigga. Yo, dog. Hit his shoes. You saying yes? Yo, stop. That's what I did.
ASPCA, nigga. What's that shit? North Shore Animal League?
Oh my gracious. That's the best shit in the world.
Even if it is or it ain't. I was this close to reposting it. I know you was.
It had a 40 minute caption.
He ain't spent 50 in six months.
Right next door to Montclair.
No, you don't apologize. You make a living off of backhanded compliments. What's your problem? Hey, yo, shout out to y'all.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Klonopin. Klonopin. There was a Klonopin.
Get the fuck out of here. That's your man. Then she try to blame Biden. That's your people's. Fuck out of here, Dodo.
Might have a... Or not.
Good job, them two. Bro, I'm puff.
I'm defeated. I'm puff, my nigga.
With the deuce.
Them two.
Oh, y'all nasty as hell, man.
The Lenny Kravitz. He had some fries on now. Looking at the Brooklyn Jews. He had the... Rick Owens. I ain't into girls. Twelves.
I got you. I want to have some fun. The lady was like, who going to pick our strawberries? Yeah.
My nigga like, it's going to have negative effects.
All of that.
You made me stay home.
That's not what they said. Well, I said it. That's what I said. No, he said it. The more of them said that I was being stubborn than Ayesan, so you made me stay home. That don't make sense. Yeah, that's backwards.
He hit me.
Hey, let me know. He hit me. Please come. I dubbed it because I thought you was going to say no. Shit.
Your mind is crazy, bro.
Just let it out.
No, that nigga ear, he must have got his ears pinned back like a pit bull. That nigga ears was like this at first. No, his head grew into his ears, man. His ears grew into his head, whatever that shit is. But your shit used to be like, you know what I mean?
Yo, your meat brush up against somebody a little bit. I mean, no harm, no foul.
Oh, man.
He shot his... You know what I mean? But it's multiple places, though.
You got it, bro.