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Niggas are idiots.
It's like, yo, I'm going to Big Jersey, of course. Little homie, the artist, put a new song out. It's called Ghost. All right.
What's up with Her, yo?
Hold on for sure. I know she chilling, but God damn.
No. Think she got a new record out.
She did put new shit out. It was like an EP or something.
Oh, oh yeah. No. Good point. No. I got scared with him. Because he looked like he really got hurt. Who him? Jason Tatum. Oh.
Not no more. Oh, okay. But I thought that.
Y'all fell down the stairs on my ring the other day? Yo, dog, I was walking downstairs trying to be grown. Crutching it. Got to that last step. And the weight. I tried to catch it, my nigga. Did that balance go off? So coming down my stairs is a walkway. It's concrete. So, you know, we men, we got a little bit of more. Yo, dog, I spun my body dead ass. I got the shit on ring. And fell in slow-mo.
I fell in the grass.
Nah, but throw that video in the group chat. Nah, I'm cool. Don't throw that in the group chat. We need that one.
Oh, man. You fall putting your underwear on, bro.
Yeah, it's going to be hard to raise your voice. Y'all niggas grown. Y'all niggas grown.
Now I ain't finished my treatment. You know what I'm saying? I ain't done the six episodes.
Come on, yo, man.
Oh, God. They should be taking pictures of you sending pictures, girl. Hey, honey. I've never. You don't need to do that, right? I've never sent a dick pic in my life. Hey, Biggish.
I swear I did.
You said tongue pics.
Tongue pics. You do shit different. I just watched that video with Deform. Yeah, like Deformity.
Why they ain't coming here? Maybe later.
I'll be there for that, too.
Filming. No, nigga. Going to the doctor every day.
I don't know. Season finale.
They're not yet. Not now.
That dope thief shit is cock on to me, bro.
I don't like it. But why? What don't you like about it? It seemed fake. It's just trash. It's whack. Like, yo, dog, if you stole. No. That's Elizabeth Walker. Listen to this. The niggas was counting. They got the 450. Long Bright River. And had mad money left. Yo, if I got the $450,000 and I still got mad money left and I'm getting lost.
I'm going home, getting my girl. We changing clothes.
Stole a million dollars. Didn't even buy clothes. I'm like, all right, I got you.
Collars over here.
Knew he wasn't no police. Anybody with a brain knew he was going to do some dumb shit. I understand what you're saying. But I do like it. I like it.
You my nigga.
Let me fix it. You get quiet when we get like... My nigga, they've been tearing me up on the internet all weekend for talking about women. You think I'm going to talk about some women up here today?
You out your fucking mind.
Patreon. Subscribe to the Patreon. Me and Mark had a Patreon conversation that went back and forth, and it kind of got cut short, so we didn't really get to expound on our complete thoughts. Right.
We're not doing this today.
I'm going to start calling everybody up here car. Because what niggas be doing? Don't do it. You don't do it. I don't got to call your car. You don't do it. I'm going to start calling your car. What I do? You'll sit there and you'll toss out some bait to the piranhas and have them niggas sitting.
I did not start that conversation. No, no, you didn't. No, Imani started the conversation. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is you had thoughts in the conversation, and you'd be like...
We can't really have them, though. And that was my point. But we can. We can't. We cut the mic off.
And off mic, I was able to make my point more eloquently because some of the stuff that we were saying off mic.
Got you, okay.
I don't want to be in that. Oh, shit.
What's that Palooza shit? Which one? I don't know.
One of them. Yo, Joe like, yo, this my man Ish. How you doing? I'm like, how you doing? You're Ish? I'm like, yeah. Yo, you the one that fucked up his leg and dropped him off.
Nigga, I'm picking and choosing now.
Yo, we're climbing the fences again. Yo, you beating on your chest a little too rough, my nigga.
Come on, bro. We got a production going on here.
No, you're a poodle. Yeah, I'm coming.
You're not a poodle.
Oh, so he tried to— He the one instigating.
That's what I mean.
Hey, yo, if Steph called you to come hoop.
Joe Button as a rapper?
Yeah, they do. They do. Anytime. I sent a mass email to all of them. Lesson plans. They be up doing all that shit for the week.
Yo, that shit be showing niggas quotes. You believe in the quotes, Ash? No, I'm saying, you can read other niggas quotes.
You can read niggas quotes.
I could just drive into Delaware. Hey, yo. This nigga's an idiot. Come with me to D.C. real quick.
I'm on the phone.
They're asking, they're waiting on you.
So, you know, they make, they chop up oranges to put on it.
The garnish, yeah. The garnish is on the, so I don't drink. So, my thing is, when I go in there, I'll be like, yo, let me get some, they'll chop up oranges for me and give them to me. Just so happens that the bartender's Nat, the homie that everybody knows.
I don't want no problems, bro.
You can't use no crutches in no club. I just think, I was surprised. Yo, if a nigga spill a drink or some shit and you want a crutches, that's your ass. Oh, I got you. You know what I'm saying? So all I did was like, yo, y'all got a seat for me. I rolled to the seat. They took my bike, put it in the back.
I was trying to get my man's attention.
They showed you love?
I told him. Never mind. Go ahead.
Today's also my grandmother's birthday.
It never rains in Southern California Probably like 40 minutes after you 30, 40 minutes after you Something like that Alright Swing me around. You hit another spot. All right, time for my favorite part of the show, man. Somehow. Somehow.
Joseph. Hey, how's it going, Joseph?
Dog, he pioneered that shit.
He had a portable grill that cost $19 that you could use in your house and make chicken breast in four minutes.
Do the size of the... Nigga, you from the hood. I mean, if it's a 50-foot fence, I'm just saying how tall it was the fence. It was about... 10, 15. 10 feet, 10 feet higher.
That's all I needed. I was able to eat. It cost $19. What the fuck you want?
So that they don't have to do the research and all that. They already got it. So they're ready. As soon as it happens, we ready to go. Exactly.
That's crazy. I mean, it ties into the labels having insurance on these niggas.
Yo, fam, if I'm a news outlet and I got a report on death, the older people, yeah, not no young people.
This is a story about... The mic is on. The mic is on. Yeah, you got some nerve.
But again, if you lived a long life, you had a 30, 40-year career of compiled accomplishments and accolades, it might take a minute for us to get together some shit.
Right. That part, too. But if you a young 30-something-year-old, you throwing a juju, you putting the energy out there.
Find somebody to speak from the heart.
Hey, Mahomes. Hey, we listening. We listening. We don't joke.
We don't joke.
There's certain shit. I'm weird. That's a trick you're saying to me. No, no, no. It's certain stances and thoughts that y'all have that I disagree with.
Thank you. Thank you.
Like, I'm in a vibe. My nigga, the first... Yo, this nigga used to have me on a public... podcast, when I wasn't even up here, telling stories about me, making up lies about me.
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You've been to 70 of them. I know.
Blacks are the most... sympathetic and helpful motherfuckers and forgiving people on the planet. Easiest to forgive. Easily. If we fuck with you. If we fuck with you. Not even close. We don't even gotta fuck with you. We the most forgiving. We don't have to fuck with you, bro. We don't have to fuck with you. I've seen niggas take coats off they back and give them to motherfuckers.
Well, I've seen niggas help other motherfuckers in the street, too. I'm like, yeah, it ain't that.
No, I don't want to be. I was talking about Shorty, them old school coaches, bro. I remember Coach Johnson smacked the shit out of me one day in the game.
Bobby Knight throwing chairs, doing all that bullshit. Like, that's where they come from. Today, that shit is out the door.
Man, these old school coaches ain't give a fuck what you was talking about, nigga. At all.
Slap boxing was a rite of passage in our hood, nigga.
I don't know. Dill hands might be the hardest hands I ever shook in my life. Dill shaking hands.
I don't think I got smacked. I got punched.
That don't count.
No, but then they can say, them got problems with me over there. I ain't scared. Yes, you are.
Yes, y'all is the one and only. You are scared, nigga. Hey. You are scared. Hey. Wait a second now.
Whether he there or not.
It is a fight. Neck and neck. Neck and neck. It's neck, neck, and neck, right? You were ice now, didn't you? Nah, that was real. You were ice. I'm all right.
A little allergies, but that ain't about nothing. That ain't about nothing. Bitch.
Yo, I heard about your little baby meat.
To niggas about it?
Y'all know they about to hit you with the nigga got a little baby meat.
You still hurting.
What is the purpose of getting a BBL?
No, you're doing that because I'm hairy. In the summertime, that shit be hot and moist. You know what I mean?
Not for health.
Yeah, sitting all uncomfortable. He want his shit sitting right.
You asking me? Yeah. You said a straight man. I'm cool. But I'm saying you said a straight man.
You got to take me as I am. You should like to clap. You got to take me as I come to the table.
That's not true. That's corny. And you know me for 20 years. How many white girls you know I fuck with? In total? Yes.
No, that's not my question.
No, your name is... What's your Muslim name?
You nigga try to poke you after a year and a half.
Yeah, like I don't look at that as a reason to really be wanting a nigga to be. No, I don't.
It ain't working. Some niggas I won't speak to.
You wouldn't say.
The people that I love, I love immensely. And the niggas that I don't fuck with, I don't fuck with you with the same degree.
You can get over it. He's saying you can get over it. Thank you, bro. I could get over the physical hurt if somebody hurt me physically before I could get over some of the bullshit. Really?
Money is light. You saying somebody hit you or physically harmed you, that's light. It hurts your feelings. Money is light, bro. That shit is nothing to me.
Yeah. That's what I'm telling you. Like, somehow a stranger, it don't affect me enough for a stranger to really affect my mood, my mentos, my emotions. Like, it got to be somebody that I know.
For somebody to affect you, in my opinion, everybody different. For me, for somebody to affect me emotionally, I got to love you. I got to care. So when you did something, it affected me. Like a stranger...
stealing your money a stranger doing something to you it don't affect you they're your stranger somebody that you might have loved or trusted or had in your house or you might have fed them let them niggas sleep on your couch before and then them the niggas that's kicking your back out or them the niggas that's doing something to you it affects you differently when we stopped talking you was hurt by me
Yes, yes, yes.
Get away from me.
See, and you like how he smells?
This is the thing. Yo, for me, and a lot of times for me, apologies fix shit. Accountability fixes shit. What happens with a lot of adults is the accountability piece is non-existent. And so if you can't see that you did some fuck shit and be literally be able to be held accountable for it, cool.
All right, I've had situations with niggas before that I ain't speak to my man, rest in peace. I ain't talk to him for like... Maybe six, seven years. The nigga reached out to somebody, got my phone up. He called me like, yo, what up? I'm like, what's up? He's like, you know who it is? I'm like, yeah, nigga, your number been the same forever. He's like, yo, I wanted to holler at you.
Want to go get something to eat? I'm like, yeah, cool. Came, get something to eat. The nigga apologized. Like, yo, dog, I was wrong for that shit I did. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And it's good. And we good. So they got to initiate. Accountability. Be like, yo, that's my thing. Have I wronged anybody in this room? I'm going to apologize to you.
Yo, and I can't make you accept my apology, but I can apologize to you with my sincerity, as y'all saying, to clear that space. I'm going to apologize to somebody. I can't make them forgive me. I can hope that they forgive me. And that's that. I did my part.
If our worlds don't interact, intersect, excuse me, I don't have to, I don't care.
This nigga's a play fiend.
I know you got some shit. Daddy, where have you been?
Go ahead, yo. This is for my brothers in the hood and the high rises. Joe is an idiot, yo. What's wrong with him?
You don't think I'm shooting. Yo, that nigga kind of remind me of you when he was doing that shit.
Put up your dukes. Oh, man.
See, Burner Boy kicked that nigga.
It's the streaker shit, like from the football games and shit.
Two minutes of fame.
It's too much money, nigga. You throw some shit on the floor, we don't get all the shit off the floor. Here come LeBron, slip on your shit now. He got an ace. It's too much millions of dollars.
So you said out of eight albums, give me album six or seven.
Yeah, that's right. Experiment. I was going to expound on Ice's question. Like, yo, do I hit them with my best and then just plummet? Or can I stay just... That's what I'm saying. It just ain't my best joint. Yeah.
I know. Good job.
Thank you. Thank you.
It was well over a billion dollars. It was one of the worst. It was one of the worst investments in New Jersey history. That shit sat there for a decade. More than that. Back when it was supposed to be Xanadu complex. Xanadu, all that shit. Yeah, actually, yeah. Yeah, nigga. That was over... That was over 20 years ago. I worked at, that was my last corporate job. Yep. Where?
I used to work for Subway Corporate. And we was trying to get a big thing in Xan to do. I got him out of that Subway.
Yo, anyway. But go ahead. The Xanadu shit, that Xanadu complex, that shit was over 20 years ago. Ice is right. That shit was 20 years ago. So American Dream, when you say that it was vacant, what do you mean? They was getting mad state funding. It was supposed to be like, you remember that mall in Minneapolis? Yeah. Yes. That's what they was trying to emulate, right?
So they was getting mad revenues to build that shit and grant money and all that shit to build it and was taking the money and blowing it and blowing it and blowing it. Niggas, the state never got their bread back. Like, dog, if you look at American Dream now where you see the slope part, the ski slope, that shit been there for 20 years. It's all white.
The complex has been there sitting there dormant for about 20 years.
But no, so even to Ice, yo, so what if the neighboring towns generated... Paid them towns. Or paid some bread. Paid the towns. Paid the taxes.
It's a bad pack.
Yo, Ice is so black. Yo, know what Ice is? Ice is black and white. He is. He's so black and white. I'm very black and white. The shades of gray for Ice don't exist. Right. He just was like, yo, look, the law said this. He's discombobulated to me, man. No, the law is the law, man. I'm going by the law.
We good. I'm chilling, bro. We good. American dream. Oh, my God. And shout to Raz Baraka. Raz Baraka winning in the polls. For governor? Yep.
I'm working on it.
What's his name, Mitch?
Back in the day. Yo, I didn't know this. It was only six black governors ever in the country? Yep. And only two post, only two post, like, Civil War era. Yeah. That is crazy, man. Douglas Wilder. That's nice.
South against the North, nigga. Sibyl. Rakim and them fighting Chauncey. South versus the North. The North versus the South. The Avengers.
The South tried to leave the United States. They tried to succeed and leave. And that was bad. And the North said you can't leave.
I'm not a porn star. Well, let me just tell, I dipped out of that and was like, yo, heard you.
Yeah. Invasion of what? The aliens, nigga.
Basic training.
Oh, I'm not. You might have been.
You know what I'm saying? Huh? Like, yeah. You a Navy nigga? Yeah.
Ice is going to be a medic.
You said you was going to be a sniper. That's what you said.
Anyway, it's all right.
Then you're going to go panda on Sunday. I really ain't mean it, y'all. You know what I'm saying? You know what's happening? You know I was having a bad day. You know what I'm saying?
My girl has been at the bar with me and I get oranges. You can't eat oranges at the bar alone on a Saturday night. Dog, me and my girl used to go to Squeeze all the time. You're not hearing me.
He's eating them lusty? That's how much he lying. He's lying.
Nigga, what are you talking...
What? I'm not saying that. Yo, my nigga, we be here for 10 hours a day. Niggas be in here touching doorknobs, all types of shit. Niggas don't wash their hands in here before they eat.
That's what it is.
Yo, that's funny.
Check your man out, though, real quick.
You know, a lot of you get that mistaken, and I can see why, but nah, not me. I mean, I'm the vibe. They want to come because of Flip. You know what I'm saying? Talk that shit, Flip. You know?
And I learned. You got to navigate through these room full of vultures.
And on top of that, you have to just navigate through these things, man. And, you know, and the ladies love me and they have fun, Joe.
Might be invited to leave. Sometimes you in a tricky situation, because he may be the first one to hold shit down and hold you down if something pop off. But you can't be great and perfect in every area.
Talking your fucking ear off.
Who's the coolest one in here? Who would be the coolest one in here at the kickback? Me. Who's the second one?
That's my man, fire drill. He be cool. Oh, how you doing? Oh, girl, you can sit here. Don't worry about that. You want my seat?
You don't think Ish will be allowed to kick back?
Freeze, he over there standing by the bookshelf. Welcome.
I'm quiet a little bit. Quiet, chill, to myself. And then, you know, when somebody talk to me, I'll talk to them.
I'm still chill.
Your exit routine is lit, though. I watch your exit routine.
You did a different one this time. He try to go up that way. He try to act like he going up that way. He do some ill shit. He try to act like he going through that door and then get to the wall and walk back slowly and exit the other door.
No, no, no. A lot of it, when I went through the comments, a lot of it was inappropriate, especially for some of the people that are tangible and you could be familiar with.
Like, people get besides themselves when it comes to figures that they may look up to, distant niggas that they may know. And it's a blurred line to that. Yeah, I want to go off real quick.
Even when I read that, I felt the same way.
Yo, I'm going to Trinidad. Carnival is around the corner next week. Are you going? Yes. I'm going to play a record from Trinidad Killer featuring Nicki Minaj and Remy of Eskimo.
What you got to say? What happened?
We support our brothers and sisters.
Oh. You wanted to fill the hood again, so you went in something.
Well, man, we're happy that you're back. Thank you.
After what you said?
We honor her. Two times.
You know, I mean, when you're young, you can spend a lot of money relatively quickly.
Good to have you back.
I'm just asking. And number two, what's his race? The one that put it.
I mean, we're going to respond different, but it's for both parties.
They got it composed to be, but it ain't. And death may come early. In some situations... No, I can't say that. Some situations, you know that the death part comes early.
Mel, here's the difference. Yeah, he right.
When she cheats and gets caught, we on her ass, nigga, like this. Who you talking to, huh? You still doing that shit again? Who you... You still talking to that nigga?
If you check all your boxes, you forgave her. Would you say that you contributed?
Of course, coming from the nigga who wasn't up for trade. At this very moment. He said, at this very moment.
That is a justification that niggas use to cheat. Hold on, Joe. Even when the man is a pushover-ish, the wife or the woman is telling him or giving him signs or saying that you're a pushover, you need to change. Let's say a man is a pushover. He's a pushover. She gets away with everything. She's telling him, yo, I need you to change. I need you to be more assertive. Hold on.
I need you to be the man of the house. And if he ignores that, then she's liable to step out. There's still a reason.
That's what she said. That's what she said.
Short sleeve under the long sleeve.
I will. No, you're not. Now, what happens when I'm there is two different things. I'll be there.
Man, shut the fuck up, Joe. Shut your dumb ass up.
Bust that one down to by three. Nigga, super up, nigga. Four even. We got you on camera telling me I'm super up, nigga. Nigga, I'm up already, nigga.
Yo, yes, you are.
You are a magician when it comes to conversation. You try to conflate things.
I believe that. And I agree, I do too.
You got to turn me up in the air.
So many motherfucking hundreds. You got to make it part two.
I'm not in competition with my homies. I'm whipping the competition in the world.
You can do what he want. He's on. You said it.
I made the proposition to my hitters, I told them to knock down if you owe me I just been slidin' round, handin' pittin' with no money Cut past the fucks, the niggas got shot down We was hoarin', my homie a op now, so we on her All the dope boys and dope girls out there The scam is a scam mess out there 95 is a entrepreneur, it's always for the ladies, always for the And my homie a savage, I put in a casket and I'm out of him cause he died on us Just love his view and then I told his mom every time that she cry with him, slide on her All of you niggas right there in the aisle, now you're surprised you ain't ride for us
Oh, you didn't? You did.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm not a migrant. No, you're right. I was born here, you fucking weirdo. You was boring for real?
How would you feel when you so lit that you can't tell if the love real?
I know I'm getting old.
Meek, I got experts here, man. We gon' solve that tax problem immediately. Right from the rip, we gettin' into it. All of my money is blue. All of my money is blue. Riddle me this. I'm supposed to go get the money and keep doing favors and give all my money to who? You keep telling me niggas keep telling you what? Why they be running to you?
Why every time niggas talk about me in this bag, they keep coming to you?
If Cole win, we expecting to win.
I'm talking to you.
Joe, you are the best.
Which you have no choice to. Like a leaky boat. True, true, true.
All right, let's get to it, let's get to it, let's get to it out there.
LL was running around with all the Queen niggas and wasn't doing that.
Right? This is my money. This is my resource. This is how I get the money. This is how I can change the street money into clean money. So we don't want any type of police or any that type of light on us.
Today, I think it's reversed.
Now or back then?
Oh, yeah. It's a big deal.
He didn't get to the bridge. Oh, shit.
Nigga, Mel, when Mel go outside with people, she go to the bathroom.
And she get away with it. Niggas don't even think twice, too, pay for Mel. I would hope not. While the bill comes, she's talking to you. Hey! She's distracting you? So you're pulling out your wallet?
Not dates. Friendships as well?
All right, shake my hand on that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
There's some motherfuckers that will.
The good is mid-sevens. Oh, shit.
You get your card spiced tea. I'm going to drink to some live tea. Ayo, Mark. Be mindful.
Hey, you know what I can do? I can show you how to put the IUD in. Hold on. This is how you do it, you freak-ass boy.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's the line that bothered me. I like your style.
He loved to go there, though, bitch. He loved to go there.
This thing is a monster.
But my man had something on his face, so I was doing him a service. Like, I do the same thing for you.
I don't understand that one.
I am not responsible for what my face.
I'm just trying to play a little bit.
Everybody gonna itch. To have that ability has to feel good. I know you don't want to play modest, but the ability to just attract others, the ability, not attract, just to make people come into, you know, want to come into your environment or your orbit.
Not a fan of mine.
One, two, one, two.
JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?
What's that smell? Oh, shit, it's me.
As opposed to a tuna. Right. Oh, Kath. No, just tuna.
See how effective it is? See how effective that shit is?
Fuck your pockets up, right?
You know he said it wrong, right? Alright.
Wait, what did you just say?
Well, he was a white man.
And I know where you at. Yeah.
Mark was sitting there like this.
I have a feeling this is the name of the fucking episode.
Don't start that fucking narrative.
You think they're at that $50, $60 million a year level doing that?
And that's what I'm saying. Once you get up there, everything changes for you. You don't even have the resources or time to worry about that no more.
He just added another ingredient that was missing.
Bruh. Until you go up against that one that's going to fight you back.
I hope he don't settle. That initial statement didn't speak like I'm going to accept any type of settlement. He should sue him into submission. I'm going to show you that I'm different.
Some people like that.
I'm going to play some new old music as well. Why not? Not as old, but last year. I'm going to Houston. This is Fifth Ward by Sauce Walker. That is awesome.
in the belly, but I ain't living in a car.
And that's Fifth Ward, Sauce Walker. Something a little different.
Mark about to tell you. Ice.
Yeah, we did our research. We found the IG. We was like, okay, first name.
All right, see, that's it. I wasn't trying to show.
Nah, it's a bop. Nah, I don't play on your name. I know. I've been there. I seen it.
Oh, we got to pop a bottle.
We got to do a toast for the 10 year before we get out of here.
She had enough of you niggas.
Yeah, we got to do this right. 10 years, dog. 10 years.
I'm not drinking that shit. Flip's scared after what happened with that fucking, what you gave him?
Yeah, he'll play into something.
Yeah, you do. Yes, you do.
No, it's not personal at all.
We went out. We had reservations. Nice freeze.
No, no, honestly, so it was a new restaurant. I'd never been there before. But because I didn't know what time we were getting out of here, I didn't want to book nothing that was too far away from home. So by the time I get home, then we get ready, now I'm running late. So I kept it close to the crib. But we had an amazing time. After that, we left there. We went over to our spot.
Parks and Rim came down there and met us. And we shut that shit down. Facts. Saturday. What did we do? Oh, we slept in for a little bit. Then we went out to dinner again. Nigga, you did a two-day Valentine's Day? I did a three-day. You're right.
It was Valentine's weekend.
That nigga told me when to get per. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to know how you feeling.
What about, like, nothing for Juneteenth?
Yeah, I'm probably not.
Yo, All-Star Saturday night used to be the shit.
You might have missed the Friday games, the celebrity game. It used to be the Rising Stars Challenge, all of that shit. But Saturday night, you was locked in. You was in the house. I didn't give a fuck about none of this shit.
They're talking about some ice right there, spit that way, no.
I wasn't mad at it because he also brought Sweetie out. So, all right, I'm cool with that.
Sweetie. Sweetie. Who he brought out after that?
Then the first time out. Of the game, I do like the Inside the NBA tribute that they did. That was fire. But... That was fire. That was the best part of everything I saw.
Nah, nah, you got to do it right. And that... I just... It was the first time out of the game, and that shit took, like... 15 minutes.
drafting players and what happened no no no to me raise the amount go ahead what happened it was so lopsided after a while where the west was just so stacked they had to it took the excitement out the game you knew the west was going to win so they tried to change it up with the draft so now you're mixing a player pool up where you're not getting anybody on the same squad in the
That's it. They're never doing that.
That's how I potentially get some of that back. The dunk contest is done because dunks are done. The excitement is not on the focus of the dunk no more. The league don't care about dunks. They don't care about dunks no more.
It's not a highlight anymore. They don't give a fuck. Nah, I think the dunk contest lost its luster when these niggas started doing corny shit.
They be doing crazy shit. That's true.
So what's some shit that you can find to do? Drop the hoop two feet.
Lead them internationally.
Leave that alone. Don't bark up that tree. That's going to be a real awakening for the NBA. It's a test.
Yes. From the trenches. But you can't do it.
They're so international now, bro. Like China, all this other... Like the NBA don't... America might not be the big market it was. They're not necessarily got to cater to what we want to see.
The Pro Bowl is not, they do their little quarterback challenge and all that shit.
All that shit is trash. So you got a whole weekend that you got to entertain these people.
I thought he was coming out during the Cassidy set.
You think the average goer knew In Vogue?
We can do horsing around the world.
We do 11 in Jersey. Yo, what the fuck you talking about?
What, what happened? No, don't say Head All-Star weekend, right? What? I saw a Spades tournament out there.
Mm-hmm. Well, that's just because you just buy a size too small, though. No.
I took it down about a week and a half ago. Sicko. Wow. I know. I know. That's way longer than normal for me.
Tossing in the freeze. All right, I'm going to take LeBron for more than seven rebounds. I'm gonna take Mellow Ball for more than six assists. And give me Luka for less than 24 and a half points.
He has number one, number nine, and number 10. Gotcha. That's a stat. GNX went back up to number one. Damn made it to number nine. And Good Kid, Max City is number 10.
It worked. It worked. He had his own plan, and as you can see, it's working.
That shit ain't still pine. It gotta be fake. Yeah, it gotta be a fake tree.
Tight. You ain't go in there and go in about being wrong.
I see it. But, I mean, the West was ready for it.
Nah, nah, nah, I don't think so. Memphis artists still cooking.
But I do see everybody else just getting tired of it. It's like, all right, y'all got a moment, act like you've been here before type of shit. And the West Coast not doing it.
Shit is not dying down yet. Yeah, I get that. But the sentiment is, dog, y'all acting like y'all have never been here before. I don't have to keep reminding everybody, yo, we up right now.
Review away. We'll respect you. If you say don't, I'll watch it, but I just won't say nothing.
Yeah. I would still say something.
They not looking at that either. They looking at the numbers.
They got somebody that just sit and track analytics and say, oh shit, everybody's talking about this. Go get him. We don't care how good he is. And we're going to give him a back.
I think he's not a thousand percent because he said the decision to be made by white men I think the decisions are being made by green. They looking at, it's all just numbers now. That's all they care about. Now it's let's put these people here because they tracking it. Okay.
He also has a situation where, like I said, the show we talk about, the Kendrick show, the amazing show, is Amazon. Which show is that that you're talking about? It's the Paris show that Juan did. Got it, got it, got it. Kendrick already has a relationship where I'm doing my shows with Amazon. So now if I'm doing a pop-out show, yeah, I'm going to do it through Amazon.
That don't necessarily mean that this person, Tim, says, yo, this is the right thing to do to stream it here. This situation is already got you. I'm not streaming rights, but we got the situation over here. Let's work together.
Yeah, because I want to say, even to the Dolce point, Dolce's been everywhere this year. So if you're the Grammys, again, you're looking at numbers, you're looking at analytics. We need to get her.
First off, they had all the nominees for Best New Artist did a show, did a set.
She was one of them. So it ain't like we didn't pick people. We just picked Dolce. She's one of the Best New Artist nominees because she's been everywhere. They put her in front of everything she needed to be in front of. So she's going to get the nomination. You get the nomination, all the other Best New Artist nominees perform. Yes, she's going to perform.
What I'm saying is, I'm solely speaking on the Dolce point. Her being able to perform at the Grammys I don't put that on a black person saying she needs to be able to perform at the Grammys. Because they opened up and said all of the best new artists are performing. And all of them wasn't black. Let me ask you a question.
I was just about to ask you, do we know where her numbers were? No, I don't know her numbers. Not astronomical.
When I said numbers, I wasn't talking sales. I'm talking about analytics. Everything that's been going on, Dolce's name has been up there. All the publications are mentioning her. They look at this shit. Half the time, they don't know. But that's her boutique label.
They really trying to get you on that Waze shit?
No, Waze did it. Waze did it. They had T-Pain do it. I think Snoop did it. I don't want none of y'all.
Joe don't know math like that, so he think the quarter mile up is a little farther than you got you jammed up.
What are you, two credits away? The competition heat right back up if you go.
The stray dog and cat at 2 in the morning?
Mexican street corn. Mmm, yeah, the Mexican.
Elote. I'm trying to tell you something, bro.
I want him to have a last name that I can't really pronounce.
Yes, absolutely. We do.
We need to do something. We need that back.
I thought he brought paper straws back. I mean, excuse me, plastic straws back. We should be able to get that back.
Yo, you in the spot and you see a homeboy walk in.
My thing is, what you not going to do when a sketchy nigga on the elevator with you, though? You getting off?
No, he not going to follow nothing. You got to show him.
He might have made it. Yeah, he hit the button.
I'm not saying that. But I don't mean like just, all right, niggas need like the passes. All passes. All right, y'all in.
I'm going to go see what I can do. Yeah, yeah. Come around to the side.
Big Mark. You done told me what the pop-up was.
I don't know. I'd have to talk to my team.
You said it. Yeah, you made your own drop. Okay. Like, we didn't ask for a drop. Okay.
He sung the song. What song? Not Like Us.
I got the barber from Echo.
And you ain't give them all you got. Right, that was the whole point. It come in every month for you.
And them people know that if the little people down there get smart enough, it threatens them.
Yes. I wouldn't. Because I would remember where I came from.
I just do. I believe this side of the room.
Who? Yo. Me. Real talk, I think a lot of people go in with that mindset, and then when they get to that level... It may change, though. All of that shit changes.
I'm supportive. Very supportive. Flip is something that I would never be. when it comes to the... Watch your mouth on our anniversary.
Okay. Family time. Premiere, Rock Marciano, Armani section.
Yacht Rock. Fuck it. Bigger records. There's bigger records than Yacht Rock. Much better. Yeah.
That's DJ Premier and Rock Marciano. Armani section, they got an EP coming soon. Looking forward to it.
Hey, it's Big Hit, Ty Dolla $ign, and Hit-Boy, right? Slow your roll. That was dope. Shout out to Big Hit and Hit-Boy. And Ty.
This is when Dame Dash had the Black Keys doing music for a bunch of different people.
The big shit's in the gloves.
Eight hundred and ten years? Come on, man.
What kind of head is that supposed to go over? What type of big ass head do you gotta have that?
Because you can't tell the gift on the national broadcast. And we also haven't gone shopping.
Gotta learn some sign language so I can actually hear what he was saying.
If you take it there.
There is doors galore.
It was calm, but it was good. I ain't had one. A little 10 people. You know what I mean? Just watching. Nice, man.
And the vocal was buried.
Might have been the worst. They're getting worse every year. Everything was sappy. I think I only liked one commercial. It was like Heartstring Super Bowl.
Or in the streets on the light pole or something.
I thought it was pretty interesting they brought drum machines to do the drums. You could do the band for the Super Bowl and things, but I mean.
Peekaboo and the snippet were the ones for me. Everything else was cool.
I had some folks in my house at the party that were not hip-hop heads that liked it, though. So, I mean, I don't think it was everyone. You don't have to be a fucking hip-hop head to have been like, oh, that was a dope performance.
I also understand owning a majority of the songs.
Now you hear the vocal loud and fucking clear. That was one song with that vocal.
Yes. That's a PlayStation controller.
Sam kept saying that he wanted you to play the game. The game is built into a set. It's the anti-American. I thought you were saying the thing with the lady. I didn't get that at all.
I think that people that analyze art would go back and rewatch it and do it. They might not mass promote it, but people that analyze art, analyze art.
Just being a flag. I think it's weird to have a problem with art analysis and people taking different interpretations. It's not like there's one... That's the whole point. There's one post on the internet that is... I saw a bunch of different analysis of shit that was going on. I'm like, that's not accurate. That's not accurate. But that's my interpretation. And that's okay.
I think that's actually dope.
I mean, I don't think it'll ever be done just because of the significance of the battle in fucking hip-hop history.
I think we can be done with the hyper-analyzing of shit. That's what I'm saying.
Oh, I did. We did the little boxes shit. I won a little $100, you know what I mean? Something light. Oh, the Super Bowl box? Yeah. Fuck them boxes.
That whole D-line. Nah. The whole D-line was going absolutely crazy. Josh Sweat went crazy. He should have got the MVP. He should. Damn near. Yeah. All jokes aside. And the dude Williams from off the bench went crazy. Nah, Sweat had the nigga paws up on, yo, all day. All day.
We went back and watched all of the Super Bowl performances, minus the Dixie Chicks and shit that we definitely didn't care about. I liked when they did a split bill and brought out some hip-hop shit and some rock shit or whatever. That was kind of some dope sets.
If you watch before 1999, that shit looks insane. Before In Living Color. That shit looks like we was on our phones going like this. The camera work is shoddy. There's no theatrics at all. It just looks like some fucking high school shit.
I had to remember Fox.
Fox was Tubi. They did. They spent some money. I watched it on there. You couldn't watch it streaming wise. That's where you had to watch it.
Yeah, it was with Bruno, I think. The Bruno Beyonce in Missy, I think was what it was. Got it. If I remember correctly. You're right, you're right. That's another one.
He was wearing a Chiefs jersey.
No, it wasn't. Yes, I love. Let me ask y'all a question. Until they made it interesting in the second half, I was like, this is what I'm doing.
They at least put some points on the board. That was garbage time when they started to score.
It was over, but I'm saying like.
To me, the worst footballs I've ever seen that I can remember at least were the Patriots-Rams where it was like 12 to 6. And the Seahawks-Denver game where it was 52 to 3. This was on the road to that 52 to 3, but they at least scored some points to make it like, all right, cool.
A boring slow game. With points at least.
But it's kind of a comedy.
I haven't caught the latest episode.
Episode two was better. Three was weird.
I love Severance season one, but this season has been up and down in terms of I don't get it. Is the pace I get the whole way through? I don't remember episode one of season one.
Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
The basic concept is fucking weird.
I felt like that was episode one. I was like, yeah, maybe I should have watched season one again. All right, on Edibles. Well, yeah, you got it.
Thank you. Very nice. Thank you. Very Miami.
Horrible. He's boring. He just talked about himself the whole time.
Nah. Like I was saying last time, a man has chickens. They be having to throw away the eggs. There's so much eggs. It'd be a lot of eggs. Why should eggs be expensive, though?
Not in this conversation. You a liar and an outlier. Not in the conversation of. He going crazy on you today. No, I'm telling you something. Me and him got something going on today. It's up for me and him today.
We killed it. We killed that shit. And I let it rock. I didn't step on it. We did our mature thing. Tariffs. President. We did it, right? We did it.
Pressured him into the dap.
You sit to the side. You not the judge.
Wake it up out there! Yeah, I'm feeling good. Get my motherfucking soft rock bag right quick now.
Shout out to the dope boys and the dope girls out there, the parents out there, the kids out there, the athletes out there, the executives out there. Fuck is going on out there. Y'all made 20 and up, 30 and up, 40 and up, 50 and up, let me hear you out there. Let me know that you haven't liked that film growing up.
It's not good. There are newer ones. He's so glad he came out the front door.
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Big Jersey! Big Jersey! Whole New York City went up out there!
Please come back, baby.
We belong. Hey. Always and forever. Yeah. Y'all old. Y'all old enough to know. Look at y'all. Or for Ghostface to diss someone on his own.
Want to shout out to all ish peoples in the Cayman Islands. I see y'all. Shout out to y'all listening. He's such a shady bitch. Any of y'all got anything? Any of y'all got anything y'all want to close before we close before we close?
Oh, yeah. Shout out to anybody up there that's getting 225 off that bitch press. It's not me, but shout out to y'all. Y'all got it?
You're going to watch your fucking tone around here, buddy. Oh, man. Y'all hold it down, man. Same time, same place next weekend. Hopefully y'all enjoy this. Say goodnight.
Y'all may mic check one, two, one, two, mic check one, two, one, two. So glad y'all could join us on this beautiful, beautiful occasion. So happy to be here, man. Y'all could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with us. All right, we got an amazing broadcast lined up for y'all today.
It felt like such community. Like, coming down with y'all. Everybody getting in their cars and, you know, dapping. And, hey, man.
I'm ready to pop, but may I cut off at the next hook? I'm ready to pop, but after the next chorus, after the next chorus. Y'all feeling good? Y'all all right? Y'all all right? Y'all all right? Energy up. Energy up. Voices is right. Tonality is right. We got anything we need. We got some water. We got some Merlot. What you be drinking? You got your wine? Hey.
See, songs like this made it hard to keep fucking the young girls, man. Made it hard. You threw this shit on, the bitches was confused in the front seat. Yeah. You ain't got no Bryson in your surround? It's like, I do, but what that got to do with Jeffrey?
Oh, man. What we have is much more than they are.
Yo, that shit was a vibe. Y'all be vibing without me in the front.
That's what you said? Yes.
That's what they said. You know what? You're right. In a normal world, I would treat you the same way I treat Parks and some of them tricks he getting off at home.
It's a lonely route. It's optional. That's the weird part about this bracket I'm in.
And I mean shit. How much we talking? Yo, don't start. Don't start your shit.
Stop the gay for pay shit.
I could just tell niggas who just, their bills was due on the third, whatever day it is, the 15th, and you ain't have it, and them niggas was calling. I can always tell niggas that just...
Y'all sound like the niggas that never just had to contemplate what you wouldn't do.
He the best. He the best.
That's the lingo? Just on the rant. Y'all keep trying to put down the sex workers, but y'all best friend is a sex worker. I'll send that text to y'all best friend. She will get it.
Ice is the freeziest. That's hate. All right, the freeziest. And that's hate. The freeziest of them all. Big free. Big free. Don't make them. Don't make them. Keep going. Don't make them what? Don't make them take it further. Hey, Mr. Take it further. All right, Dr. Mark Lamar Hill is in the building. PhD.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Parks. Elmira's finest. Hey. Oh. Elmira's finest. You can tell. You can tell. Big Parks is in the building. Poe is here. Corey is here. Erickson is here.
Get out. Ian and Keith, get the fuck out.
Good, man. Glad to be back, man.
I'm happy to see y'all. Has anyone done anything that I will be able to exploit for entertainment purposes over the weekend? Has anybody done anything weird? Nothing weird.
He didn't want to pay for the calamari. I don't give a fuck what he did.
All that shit you do, nigga, take that shit up the street, nigga. We on his ass. We on his ass. We on your man ass, nigga. I'm on your ass, nigga. Yeah. Yeah.
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You already hurt your hand twice. Steel from Juice, who died first. I killed the shit out of steel, nigga.
Anybody ask for his ass to come out? All right.
Yes, you would. Yes, you would. You can't say that for a fact. I agree with that. You cannot say that.
Cole's on his way out. As far as we could go with you earthy hoes. And now we got to upscale. Time to expand. Yeah.
Fuck it. It's part of our job. Fuck it. I'm not mad if this is early in the show for it, but ugh.
People ask me about it.
Defeat. Philadelphia female MCs, I don't play about.
I'm not that bad. Tierra Whack, too. 100% has to be off the list. Tierra Whack, I'm not mad at that either.
Lady of Rage made the list just off the Steve Harvey show.
Me too. Yeah, yeah. Huh? Me too. Oh, no. Me and you got a whole different 1v1 coming probably right after this. In the same ballpark, though.
He bugging. I do not think that Storm Pepper should be above.
Tramp is hard, though.
Oh, hold on now. Hold on now.
I'm the most lyrically acclaimed rapper. Girl, talk in Christian Dior.
Look at the Black Boy Joy came out of us. And Mel was supporting us. You know, Mel, don't be liking that Black Boy Joy shit.
Why you being nice to me today like that?
I'm like, yo, give me my bag.
It's like when y'all was like friends.
Y'all remember. I be watching the whole episode. Y'all remember. Anyway. All right, time for my favorite part of the show.
Time for my favorite part of the show. Prize Picks!
All you have to do is pick more or less on at least two players' projected stat line for your chance to win now up to 2,000 times your cash. So run your game all season long with Prize Picks. And my Prize Picks of the Week, I am going with Drumroll, please. Drumroll. Give me Austin Reeves for more than 5.5 assists. Give me the Joker for more than 12 rebounds.
Because Freeze threw it up to me with what looked like the E's.
But the 225, 225, I just, all right, that's enough. Put that back. He got that mama said, take the chicken out of the freezer, Strim, boy. He got that. Bake with Strim. Bake with chicken. Hey, you better be in there. Make sure your little brother eating, Strim. He just in that baby seat. They got that good grade strength.
That nigga got that fucking, them straight-A niggas that, if they get into something, look at Freeze.
That nigga got that fucking retired truck driver, oldest security strength.
Yeah, they got that fucking, god damn, Freeze. Cable vision.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me say this.
This nigga after midnight.
I don't think he's wrong about the second part.
I know Mark don't like that saying, but.
Thank you. Thank you.
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If he's back to doing that, I'm back for a couple of months. Listen, we just want the music, though. I'm not all the way back. I don't care. Slaps. I don't care. I'm not going to get my OVO hoodie or anything. The cape? You're not going to go get the cape? But...
And Joe Budden made Slaughterhouse. That's why I got so mad.
It's like a fourth person coming in and taking somebody out the threesome.
You in here. You and two other people. Y'all about to get busy. Here comes somebody. Executive producing a threesome. They coming in. Eh, this would be better without you. You get the fuck out of this room.
I'm not going to be the only one feeling this way.
I just got to allow you to say it. That's your kryptonite, nigga. I just got to allow you to say it. Yeah, this nigga got you. He got you, my man. That's your kryptonite. Yeah, you got to let it go.
He's the grumpiest man on earth. You're like my dad now. Chill out. It's all right. I seen you dance to a song.
No, if you fucked him, he in the house, he gonna be right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly right. And I think they should burn it out.
Where's somebody? That's what I'm saying. So I love him. So this performance. We don't love you, nigga. No, this performance, it's got to stop at some point when it happens. You know what I mean? I don't want him to get a spanking.
You know what's funny about you, Nat, is I know you be on the Reddits, so you didn't see the Reddit of the Mark Hive.
Amen. And they said, I just want to be honest with y'all.
And then it was like 150 posts underneath of the women saying that Dr. Mark Lamont has come in here and just put it all to shame. So you number one on a lot of... Go ahead now. They start talking about that PhD shit. No, I don't read that stuff. A couple of them said, hey, if the pants get one size bigger, then I'm there. Sorry, girl. Sorry, girl.
Moving right along. Moving right along. Stop. Moving right along.
So at 10 p.m., the motherfucking Intamins and milk trips to the fridge. Fuck how it costs.
I'm really well. We have the mayor of Gary on the phone. We have Eddie Melton on the phone. Make some noise for Eddie Melton. Hold up, he called us up. Yes, sir.
I'm under a lot of fire for my remarks. They on my ass.
Oh, what it do to your body. It should have killed you. And in the proportion when you eat more. What? One don't do nothing. No, no. You got to eat a couple. One is a warm up. Man, I have stuff in my face. Yo, all that work you did was for nothing.
The greatest love of all is easy to achieve. No.
Yo, 10 o'clock is when the snacks taste good.
It's too much work. Yeah. I'm not doing it.
All the shit that is dope to eat is the shit you not smoke. Sugar, salt, sweets, dairy, cheese, potatoes, the noodles with the pasta. Whiskey. Whiskey, brandy, brandy, brandy. Skag. Skag. Oh, yeah, anything fried. Little heroin. So I call myself, I'm starving myself the whole day doing mad good.
I think the Democrats need their Dwayne Johnson, Stephen A., or whoever the fuck. Stephen A., I don't even like hearing this. All of this shit just said, oh, we on the wrong, right? We ain't about to win in 2029 either if we talking like this.
The second them niggas post, Joe Budden steak, steak and potatoes, here come Kyrie. Snatching them up. Yeah, here come fucking a restaurant in Houston. Hey, come. Yeah, no, it's fucked up.
It's true. He's absolutely right. You're fucking coddling these 10-year-olds. Exactly. Working their fingers. Hey, Jordan's got to come from somewhere.
That's all he does. That's what he said.
Can't argue with that.
Yeah, you know, it's a joke.
I need three feet at 18 months. Yeah, man.
I'm about to start twiddling my thumbs.
Like, y'all want me to be men or y'all don't?
Now they stupid couches. Now they stupid couches. When your knees fucked up, they stupid couches. Got it.
She could fit my, she could fit my daughter. I bet you, I bet you some future is made up.
You're trying to put some negative shit on some regular shit, nigga. You a Dodo if you can't.
He gonna screw this jar as tight.
I told you to stop. That'll be enough for that press.
All the islands. All the islands I know people who swim. Black Americans. I was going in, nigga.
I'm not ADOS, but I was going in.
Three times I almost drowned.
They should only come in like right here. You know what? Yo, you good? I can step on your foot.
That's why you command the big bucks.
I don't think so. You would have gotten hurt with the sun out. I don't think so.
I don't want her to. The mirrors looked amazing. She looked phenomenal.
She's beautiful. She's a beautiful woman.
And she's not Mexican. Dos razones. And she's not Mexican.
Keeb was the MVP. Shit, Keeb.
That's what matters.
I don't want no smoke, brother.
Good day, my brothers. What you asking me?
No, I spent it. Chart House every day. Got you. St. Barks.
Fives, dog. Will did it. What was the man? So were you. You was the man. Oh, my brain was somewhere else. You was the man, nigga. Not the five, never. Five digits. Don't listen to him, dawg.
Yo, my thumb a little fucked up, but I'm nice with a knife. I'm free.
That's my answer.
There you go, Free. Yo, you stupid, yo. There you go, Free. I ain't going to say that.
And he kill him.
I'm very well aware of it.
She be ready to go in.
Salutations. Bummy as hell shooting.
They passionate. That's all it is. That's what it is.
That's a real conversation.
Cardio's different.
Yo, Imani called an offensive foul.
Stocky nigga, fuck out of here.
I was pregnant out there. You scored all the points? Don't matter.
That's not true.
Good point. I'm a liar in the club.
Fuck off my feet. Fuck the whole picture off that dumbass.
And it made him feel better. Something in my eye. I went there, I said, yeah, nigga, old age. I had a few fake injuries to catch my breath. Shh, don't say nothing.
I don't know what that means. It's a joke. You ain't never seen a meme? No, I understand the joke. When they be like, yo, I'm taking my kids around the world. I understand the joke. Say your little dusty ass son can't take her to Atlantic City and get no goot. You never seen a meme? I just shut up when you girl dads get to talking.
I don't think that neither.
Why you ain't telling on me?
Not yet. No, but it should happen.
And I'm getting charged. Oh, I know. They cracking in it. Rihanna bankroll. Well, A$AP got some bread. Yeah. Yeah, nigga probably got the $4,000 an hour lawyers. How much bread A$AP got?
I don't know. Is that from his sponsorships and fashion deals and all that? I'm not counting on other man pockets publicly, but we could talk about it off camera.
He was. He was the face. I'm going to roll off Fenty. Fuck you talking about, nigga. This is my shit. The Harlem version.
Well, you talking about charges and trials and shit. Michael Jordan's son back out there again. What do you do now? Got locked up in Florida.
That white girl, two ways. Double entendre. Get you every time.
I think he sniff coke and he rich, so ain't nothing gonna happen to him.
Yeah, he's definitely said it.
It's not his money.
Man, what you think? Hey, yo, and I think that nigga's a lick. You think who's a lick? Marcus.
No, he been having the monsters with him. They just showed him with another monster.
The white boy that could shoot. That could shoot the threes. Tall kid. As a Laker fan, how do you feel about that trade?
So L.A. demands a certain style. Like we want to be Hollywood Lakers. We want to be running, gunning, exciting. That shit that we be doing now, that shit will put you to sleep.
Magnesium. Just relax. Got you, dog. Use some magnesium. I got some. I just ordered it. You got something in the cabinet right there?
My girl just said she wanted to go. I said, fam. Fam what? What? No, she said she wanted to go to another state. I said, I'm with it.
That's what I like about Ish, man. You play ball, nigga. Because it's a different experience when you go do that shit in other spots.
If you go to Sweden, they go to Switzerland. That shit be different. You could turn it into a whole trip. I forgot who we were talking to.
I think Beyonce in New York.
It sounds different. I could be right there at MetLife. I could be right there in D.C. Is it going to be at MetLife?
They're going to be stupid.
Nora Jones won another Grammy? I'm like, yo, dog, Nora Jones be winning a Grammy every year. Every fucking year. That nigga don't even know she got a project.
I disagree. I disagree. That ain't going to change nothing.
I'm going to bet $99.50 out of my $100, though, if that nigga gets busy. That nigga going to learn some Wing Chun and some more shit in this last 20 years. I'm with you. I agree. And a nigga the size of a mountain.
No, the movie drops.
It's fire? It's fire. Whose thing? I was, huh? Whose thing? Ray Richardson. I got to look up the cast. I got to look up the cast. OK. No stars.
I'm with that, though. You know they said that Marvel was back in negotiation with your man. John Demage's.
Yes. Who plays the thing? Jeffrey Oswald, Copper Pot. So, I mean, what is the update on the conversation between Jonathan Majors and Marvel? Nothing. They just back and negotiating. They're saying that it's promising that they're going to cast him in Kang.
No, you wasn't dick riding. Somebody said he's going to come back. Fam, the money don't stop.
You charging extra now, right? Yeah. You charging who extra? The studio. The studio. What studio?
And he better make some money with Kangol. And then he'll crack their head on the next one. But Marvel fuck around and get that nigga in that three-movie deal. Oh, yeah.
I want to clean the streets. I didn't know that was the back story. She's wild. That lady from New York? Rashida. They saying she from Brooklyn.
They can tell you she's definitely from Brooklyn.
I was like, what is going on here? She's like, yo, I'm telling y'all. She said, where my man at? She's looking around. Where my man at?
She might have got over there on some bullshit. And her family, his family was like, yo, I don't know what you're talking about. And you're too old. Fuck out of here. My son's 19. No, he's not married.
You could like somebody but not like them for your daughter. How often do you speak to your daughter? Every day. He's supposed to be informed. He's definitely supposed to have been informed. If he speaks to his daughter on a daily basis. How old is your daughter? 24. Not if you're a judgmental person. I disagree with that.
So you got to make an appointment. Yeah.
It was a plan. So to his original question, could he feel some type of way? You fucking ain't right. Of course you can. But you shouldn't. Of course you can, but you shouldn't.
I speak to my father every day. That don't mean that... What are you talking about?
For the first time. That was the first marriage. He just got to be pappy. That don't mean before we have a decent relationship, you got to have a good enough relationship. You ain't calling some no strange nigga dad. I don't give a fuck what happens. I married your daughter, so I will call you dad to be... Not if we ain't cool.
Let one of them niggas come home and marry Princess and you ain't cool with him. And he'd be like, hey, Dad. Hey, Dad. No, no, no, no, no. You're going to Merry Christmas that nigga right on up. No, that's wrong.
Here's the thing that you're missing.
What's saying that you're not good with your place in the escalator for being in the communicational chain?
She didn't keep it a secret.
So if you got married on Wednesday, and I spoke to you Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and you don't mention a monumental event in your life, you are keeping it a secret.
I'm joking. You'll feel some type of way. Stop sitting up here playing tough, dog. If your son got married and you didn't know nothing about it, your feelings would be crushed.
Niggas wearing hands. You had two daughters, right?
All right, back. He wearing the ones that's in Target. I don't got these in Target. I know. I know that too.
Congratulations, Jey Uso.
How was your show? Yeah, good. Yo, what's your overall success? Outside of the drama. It was a smash. It was a success.
Like before the nonsense, y'all numbers was looking good.
Bro, I didn't say a thing.
It was. I do have to say that. I watched the pre-telecast the whole way through on the stream and then turned to television.
Have you ever worked corporate before?
Hit those notes, big dog. I'm happy for Breezy. Absolutely. Happy for Breezy. Gotta be.
That nigga said channel the U channel before we had cable. Y'all niggas too young for that one. You got to turn the channel to U, then go to the channel to video music box.
That's crazy. I'm going to Kyle Banks and Sir. The song is M.O.B. M.O.B.
But Money Long ended up winning for the BET Live version of her record.
Quiet week. Studio, studio, studio. Quiet week, buddy. Buckling down.
And congratulations to her. Yeah, she's amazing, so. Mm-hmm. But then they did the R&B album, and he beat out Lucky Day, Usher, Layla Hathaway.
You literally just talked about how they do that.
We just gonna say what time it is. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Yeah, we're here. We're here.
That's a twisted joke.
No, they said that. Stop the freeze. They kept, it was like, yo, you don't get it. He's a house nigger. Oh, okay.
They just ain't got it.
Yeah, because they dancing to the words, nigga. They not on no beat no more.
She do. She's wonderful.
She's great. My man called me about her. He was like, yo. I said, nigga, she sat on the couch. He said, y'all had Dolce? I said, yeah, nigga, get Patreon.
He might have helped out. Looking at her that night, I understand Travis Kelsey.
Then it was three. Now it's six. No, it went to like 14. Then it came back down, my nigga. Yo, you talking to me. There was Sarah and Brittany. Yeah. All righty.
Why are you asking? Why are you talking?
It's both. Both. Yeah, like, it was on some, yo, Fleck, I don't give a fuck what nobody said.
I was about to say. No, no. She has somebody. No, no. She has somebody. She has somebody.
Yeah, it wasn't Taylor.
One of the girls' faces was like this. One of the nominees. Lainey something. No, not Lainey.
Like, this is some bullshit. Like, this is our one category.
I was like, oh, shit.
Elton John ain't had a muscle nowhere. But he definitely had. I said he never did a flip.
And it's like a one-on-one concert where she's standing in front of you, singing to you, looking good like that. Yeah, she looks good. Salute. That's all I'm gonna say.
Mike is on. Yeah, there you go.
Friend of us. Shout out to Milan.
I got you on the cable bill, you know what I mean?
Yeah. She was surprised.
I'm not saying that. He's done that to people. But it's overkill, bro. That was his shit. He got beat with his own move. Well, I'm going to diss you and make it a club bop. Okay, well, guess what? I'm going to diss you and make it a commercial bop.
You don't think Em had an impact like that?
We're talking numbers that we're putting. Drake is different. If you're talking numbers, you're putting Em and Em in that category.
He worships them niggas. Anytime he get in front of a camera, that nigga brings up.
That's side chick day.
That ain't a bad show, neither.
For him. For his mental health. For his ego and his mental health.
Which means I haven't been here in two years. Which means I'm him.
The too short flip? Probably, right?
Intricate. In songwriters. Third verse. Don't matter. No, I'm just saying. Third verse. That shit was impactful. He compared him to... Bro, that shit was impactful. The slaves. I thought it would get song of the year.
You don't need no phone. I don't need a phone.
Nope, I got shows to do. I'm going to do my shows. I got fans here. I'm still up here. Turn the TV off for real. Yeah.
Some people take a hiatus when certain shit happens.
Yeah, no, no, that's not. He never did it. I don't think he'll do that. I don't know what these people be having to do.
He'll let them pass.
It remains to be seen.
No, he wasn't saying Taylor had them wiped down. He was talking about the others. He didn't say that in the wiped down people. Yes, he did.
He didn't say Taylor had you wiped out. 21 got you wiped out. He looking at global brands, bro.
And not just that, dog.
We really got what we needed out of you, which was the move to streaming.
I don't have a horse in the race. I think plenty of people miss Drake.
I just know the little commercially shit. Bro, it's different outside.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm agreeing with that.
I'm a Dolly Parton fan. I love my mother more damn than anything breathing. Yeah. If my mother made that Dolly Parton version and Whitney Houston did what she did. Do you not like the Dolly Parton version or do you just think Whitney's second version? It's okay. It ain't what Whitney Houston did. Look.
Whitney Houston ain't a fight.
Running home. Now, I want to ask you two questions.
Roll it, look. They gonna see who go. I just want to ask two questions.
I don't want no smoke. Yeah, you... You good, son. No, I do. Remember, one M is bigger than the other.
I love this verse. 11th floor, please.
I was trying to find a Carlos tweet.
I'll start this time. Just 45. I'm good, bro. All right, you'll have to take that. I'm cool.
That's what I'm doing.
So they saw him coming. Yeah. First off, you got to remember that customer if you're a server.
Ended up being about the perfect amount of time. Word. Got it. But with that, you should maybe be a little bit easy on the server and hostesses and staff. Like, yo, thank you, thank you, thank you. And the food was amazing.
I didn't know that about him, and he asked me for recommendations in a story before, and I gave him some.
Yeah, we had a good time, though. We're good.
No, we didn't. It wasn't Irish.
What's another country in Scotland? Welsh goodbye. Oh, shit, they gone.
Stick around for the dramatic conclusion.
Hey, rest in peace, Bishop. Oh, my goodness.
I wasn't mad if that was a manslaughter charge or something.
He was on... What about... He was on Fox Soul by then. Fox Soul's like oxymoron. Yo...
He's been a player many times.
I tried to, but then I saw the black KKK shit. That's when you tapped out?
I'm sure at CNN or HuffPost, he was employee of the month. I'm going to say never. Fox? Definitely Fox.
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I'm not talking about... So we'd have to identify... We can look at tours. You can look at what Bad Bunny's doing in Puerto Rico right now. Sold out for a month straight. Brought all these tourists over there.
It's just acknowledging the evolution. I have all people trying to put as much respect on my elders, whether they're my genre or not. I just, it's a, again, my initial point is there's more superstars, just a lower percentage. And I say both. I'm with Parks. Got it, got it. I didn't ask who you were.
And I'm sure it's something like what you were saying, not for nothing. I ain't going to hold you.
Yeah. Really.
I use YouTube like a DSP sometimes. Yeah, I watch videos.
What you mean you didn't know it came on?
That's when Shorty was, you know what I mean?
He started, you know what I mean?
Maybe girl. That's why. Yeah, I can see how it might, you know what I mean?
Moving over your head? Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. Paying a little more attention to the visual than the audio. That's the video I wanted to see. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. That would have been more appropriate, yeah.
What the fuck they talking about?
It took a week to celebrate that motherfucker, too, huh? Oh, you guys.
What y'all do if I cry in here?
You've cried on the pod before, right?
Maybe it was at the McDonald's.
Probably make a joke.
Yo, because you can't be in there putting your best foot forward watching what he's watching. But if she gives you the pass, then this is what she wants.
You just got to make sure you put on a show either, well, both before and after. Right.
But what if she wants a show? You don't want to turn on a bad porn.
B-minus, I'll give you B-minus.
I don't know if there's been a my man.
Yeah, a guy that eats a lot, a girl that eats a lot. Who wins?
How you going to know? How you going to know it's a mole? This looks like Robbie. Wait a minute.
I recognize that thing anywhere.
But, wait, wait.
You was fucking with this shit? It's Charlene shit, right? That's an important point.
Big Jersey. Big Jersey.
Oh, it's where? Is it Prudential?
Put your jewelry up. Who?
It ain't half.
Yeah, he went through the levels.
Yeah, we were.
Just a little strip club run. It wasn't, you know what I mean?
That's it. Oh, you was there too? Yeah.
It was couples night.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Soft Girl Erin. Shout out to JD and BMC. I'm at it. I like some Ari Lennox music.
Anything she sings of.
Can't win more awards if you're not working.
Oh, you on the waitress. Ass for little shit for no reason. The manager's coming over every five minutes to bring us some shit or fix some shit or something. But there's no problems. None.
I'm down with her.
That shit is caca.
I haven't even started yet. It's bad?
I was looking forward to it. White Lotus might have lost me.
Well, I guess I got to stay for it. But once incest is injected into the occasion... You know it should be on HBO 24-7.
You watched the doc about the Long Island Killer?
No, I did not. It's pretty good. Two-thirds. There's only three episodes. I'm too deep. I am going to check it out.
Fairly recent. Fairly recent.
Yes. Got it.
Where is it at? Long Island. Netflix.
I'm going to go back. I'm going to start that.
I couldn't watch it. I'm not going to lie. We pull up the little screen where it has the description and all that shit, and we're like... I don't know.
Not one Cinderella.
I know what y'all talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what y'all talking about. I felt like we ate mad loogies.
This is a special tiramisu. Just for you. It was funny. You know it was bullshit because on the way out, we were like, yo, sorry about our man. He was just having a bad day. He's like, oh, no, he's like that every time he comes in. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. Shout out to him.
She said, we don't make that here. Come on, I'm your peoples. Let's just squeeze. There you go.
Hey, yo, I want you with me until the end.
Doing stuff for my son tomorrow, Nico. For his birthday, right? Happy birthday, Nico. Happy birthday, Nico.
What you doing in my storage, nigga?
I don't do breaks. Oh, please. I never did a break.
Either I want to be here or I don't. So you don't want to? What break? Love is not that black and white, buddy. Because sometimes the shit be fire. What shit be fire? Super fire. The other thing. Super bad. It be fire. So you think, like, I'm going to let you get your shit off. No.
No. Freeze, you too. You too strict for me. You got too many rules. Back in the day, if I wanted a break, what was the break for?
Some people give two-week breaks. Don't come to my crib. Don't call my phone. Bitch, you stay over there for two weeks at your house.
If we get back together, we get back together.
There's no difference. But what I'm saying is that the difference for me would be I have the intent of going back there and cracking your muffin in about two weeks.
They got different glazed donuts than you. Listen, I'm honest. I'm sitting outside the crib that whole two weeks.
I was out in the back.
What the fuck is this? That's how you're supposed to be. There you go. Flip, please don't use your phone on air. Use these fidget toys instead. Love, Ian. Right? What the fuck is this? Nigga, I'm a grown man.
They agree. They did the research and said, yes, Joe does do that to Queensflip specifically. They agree. You owe me an apology when you do your research?
Leave that man alone, bro.
Salute to him. Yeah, that's... Come on. He's going back to his roots, nigga.
It's ish. You that nigga, son.
He trying to be humble. You trying to get that humble. That's how you get it. Being humble.
Nigga, didn't you want a picture last time with Breezy? And a hug. And you ain't get it? And a hug. You supposed to get the picture you talked about.
He said, I forgot to ask.
My eyes got to go to the meet and greet and pay the stack? You got to sit in park shit now from now on, nigga.
When you text him that, she sees it somehow. Oh, no, she got it. That phone went to her first. I text her. My bad. I text her. You take their phone. You take their phone. I text their phone. Yo, nigga, I'm on the phone with this nigga. He walking. He like, I'm with my baby right now. I said, you suck a bitch ass nigga.
What do you want me to say exactly? The story?
For the Chiefs. Absolutely.
You got lucky. I know what you're talking about. He's the one you go there with the little cuticle. Yeah, yeah.
You got to remember, that's why he the man. I'm not saying that y'all bugging. What if a nigga chicken phone this girl, Isht? That shit, they feel insulted. Like, yo, I didn't text you that.
We can't get that off? If my wife sees some shit like that, I'm...
I'm pretty sure she'll feel the way. I don't know. Because I'm a look. I'm not like y'all. I'm like, oh, who? What is she talking about? Oh, shit.
I know what it's like. Or Q. Yo. I know what it's like to spend. That's crazy, son. And you need the money back quick. So you try to pull the moves. That was clever.
Not one bass. Ain't no drum. They got the little recorder flute. They got the flute. A little violin, baby. Here go little Timmy from down the block on the player's recorder for the Lord.
Black church, them niggas hit you with it. Dun, dun.
I ain't going to lie. They got the fly. They got the fly piano in the church. Oh, no, it looks dope. With the horns up.
Let's not do the flip side. Let's talk to you as a person, as a fan of these individuals, as a supporter.
It's only one of his, nigga. Yo, he frontin' it. Everybody knows him. He frontin'.
Are you saying that Stephen is more professional or should be more professional than having to take the routes that he's taken when speaking or approaching the topic?
Uh-oh. What happened?
How do you approach a situation like that? If your son is in the NBA, And he's there and he's doing whatever he's doing. And this is my job to speak about the NBA and the Lakers. Assess talent.
Don't speak to your girl through this shit, nigga. Stop.
Why you ain't talk about the kids or solve about the Pepto-Bismol joint?
Is there a way to fix this? Duck. Duck. What are y'all doing? I thought you was being funny. He punched him. He punched him.
When I think back, hey! Whoo! Hey! Let's start with some hip-hop. Thank you. Let's start with some hip-hop, man. Here we go. Microphone check.
Yes, sir.
That's a nice name. Papa look up. Yeah, me too. Me too. Me too. All right, so.
Make some noise for old Furman. Yeah. Thank you, JVP. Thank you, man. We are so appreciative. I'm a believer. No, no, no. You. I'm officially.
Hey, y'all laughing. That should work in the spot. With his little Medicaid bike. You bugger. That shit will work. They give it to you for free, right?
Uh-oh. Hey. Uh-oh. Woodbridge is finest. Yes. King Wawa. Mr. Thousand Doors himself.
Feeling good, feeling great. If you're listening out there, please make some noise for brother Ant. Mase, come on, man. Come on, Mase, Mase. Here we go.
Cheat code, he said.
With them voices, they dope and playing fair.
Hands.
You're a hater, yo.
Don't look at me, boy. Don't look at me. That nigga know when he got some heat.
Nah, that shit was bad fire.
All right, nigga, you ain't all that. All right, you here. All right, you ain't, you cool.
Just finish sounding it. Say the whole thing.
A little more for you, dog. A strong fifth? Eight a little too much, right?
And they boys, I don't know. Southern boys. If your status ain't good, I ain't checking for you. Better be street when you're looking at me. I need a soldier. Stand up for me. If you know what I mean. Oh, shit, man. Holy shit. I thought you had a no limit check. We got to end it like that now. Do not play that right. No, we got to end it like that. We got to.
Let's go, Freeze. Take it further, Freeze. Holla at Freeze. You can kick it with Kevin.
That's true. That's true. We are gay as hell. Nah, y'all. No, y'all. Oh, man. Oh, shit. There's some soldiers in here. Go ahead, ask them where they at. With the background. Where they at? Where they at? Oh, my Lord.
Ha.
You got so dememorized. I just heard it yesterday. And you were sitting there thinking about Chris Brown. I ain't forgetting about that neither, nigga. And you were sitting there thinking about, I don't care. I don't care.
Shout out to the A-listers. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Hey, hey. Hey.
Let the soul play. Music is music. Fuck y'all. He trying to have a cool head nod to this shit. It's over. It's too late. I don't care. Yeah, but your head nod can't be cool.
Right at it.
Yo, no final words, right? Nah. Alright, y'all just hold it down.
I be in a relationship, lying my ass, like, oh, my legs. Charlie Horton. Can't do it, you got to get up. Oh, my legs, man, my knees. Get on top.
Yo, I just been up here not shooting at nobody. No, for real, nigga. I just been up here, like, being reactive to things. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Here we go again. Just giving bullshit takes the topics.
It's a Friday!
Anywhere y'all want to start. Anywhere in the world. I'm down to do it.
Easy. Five bars. New phone, too. Come on. Come on. 5G, what's the good one? 5G. 5G. I don't even know the good one.
Nigga, I'm going right to my topic list. Just said this, just did this. Oh, shit. It give you about four, five... Yo, listen, Jess did such an amazing job being the messiest nigga I've ever seen in my life that I went to bed content, happy.
He's injured. Are you kidding me?
Y'all.
Yeah.
Because we looked at that footage like that. Don't make the joke like that. Exactly. Did you see the footage?
I am. And we can't stay on this. I know you're going to roll.
I'm standing in line. I think I got you. Patreon, Patreon. I think I got you. Bring this back to Patreon. I think I got you. We can't stand here on this, nigga. I think I got you. I don't. He got you. He got you. He definitely got you.
Get the fuck out of here. There you go with the bullshit.
I get it. I get it. Uncle Ish. Your favorite uncle.
No, no, no. We ain't closing.
Hey, if you're tired of this, hit the 15-second button, buddy.
No, I'm not coming in tomorrow and start shooting. Yeah, them niggas, they the ones. What the fuck you talking about? So what are you talking about? You can't fuck with them, nigga.
So let me add on to that.
We don't behave that way. What song is that? Like, you a bitch?
I know, I know.
That's it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is like the fucking push gift. Like, what are we talking about here? But you bodied the other two.
No, stop it.
I'm not saying nothing because I ain't about to give you that one.
That is some of the worst logic I've heard.
This won't get seen.
I know. And y'all are like, no, no, man.
This nigga try to pull me in the swamp with him. Ooh, non-smoking vocals. Not the non-smoking vocals. All right, y'all know what time it is. Time for my favorite part of the show.
Got my boy back with me. Yeah. You got to welcome back.
Oh, shit. I'm so happy. Word.
It's in there. It's in there. It's in the cut. It's in the cut for my boy. I got my boy back with me. Yeah. Yeah. Ready now. Yeah. Go to any block now. Any block. You know how it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get your guy back. I go to any project. Yo, what's up, nigga? Say something. Say something.
Look like the early stages of some shit I'm gonna abandon. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
Loser.
I don't agree with none of it. What do you say to the guy that wants you to have bigger aspirations?
You gave it away?
Whoever the fuck he is, I do that on my own. Who the fuck are you, nigga? Hell no.
That's a barbershop in the hood.
His barber on top of the restaurant. I know the show. You got to go up the steps. Yeah, in a story. Where the egg rolls and shit is at. Stop, you can't say that.
In my head, all I heard was... I gave it away. Give your shit away to somebody. About your fucking... Call them up.
Let's go.
Oh, yes.
Yeah. We love you, nigga. And then Mark coming in the cover. Yeah. Oh, shout out to my girl Mel here with us in spirit.
But I don't know who it is, so I'm watchin' my brother I don't see him when I'm deep in the covers When I awake, I don't see the motherfucker He owns a black hat like I own A black suit and a cane like my own Somebody say, take a chill beat But fuck that shit, there's a nigga tryin' to kill me
And your dog. Yo, why the fuck you at work thinking about me? Yo. No, no, no.
Yo, have your ass.
Which is dope for the fight.
Joe's like, I'm not thinking of any guys. You met my girl. All right.
Uh, nuh uh, not for doggies. Woo!
That's a good question.
That's good.
Oh, what the fuck? And I would have gotten away with it, too.
I tried to just pick shit that had nothing to do with me at all.
It's over.
Shout out to all the entrepreneurs out there, all the podcasters out there.
Congratulations, Joe. Thank you.
He keep everybody falling off the nose. Oh, shit. Hey, Doc is killing a girl and not family. This is so on brand.
He told him this is terror doll.
That's what he doing. I don't want no PC for me.
Yes. Yes. What's the ticket? How much I get them? You fucking ain't right. How much you selling them for? My boxers? You going to sell them to me?
Yo, you was catching up on old work?
We did. Got a little secret J. Cole song? Yeah, he dropped it on his blog.
I like it just because it feels like when an artist does it this way, they're taking the pressure off of. Now, I don't care how it performs.
I like when...
To answer what Jacob Lattimore said, the line that everybody's picking out is, I wasn't ready to give you a baby. That's not bad. That's not nothing crazy.
True to himself, too.
Superior MC or not, nigga. And it's going to push your pen. I'm calling for some backup. Okay. No, I'm calling the hoes to get some dirt on that nigga.
I'm not saying that. You said he got skin in the game. She could have been with a nigga for a year. He became a baby daddy. She could have been with this ex for 10 years.
He got skin in the game.
All right, you also have the Lakers and the Nuggets.
All right. Also, still in music, Moray put an album out. Yeah, he did. He did. I only pressed the play on the first record. It's called Long Story Short. I listened to the whole album three times so far. Yeah, I fuck with Moray heavy. If you're not familiar, if you are into the melodic, like sing-songy rap, but you want somebody that's actually saying something...
It's somewhere in between. But it's there, though. It's melodic, but he's actually, it's not just your usual turn-up shit. For sure. He's talking about something on there, so it's a really good project. 12 songs. I think I like eight of them. Oh, wow. I can't wait to listen to the whole show. After three listens.
They did. I didn't listen to it yet.
It's like they know your girl going through. Now they want to pop up on your gram. No, I don't want to look at y'all. At all. Give me something wholesome to look at. Find some cat videos.
Who's her?
That was the first thing I said when I watched that, when I watched the very first episode. I'm like, we could be in this shit right now because, like, those, that's the first generation in that fake world shit.
Who's to say? Who's to say? That's all.
So you think we're in center earth?
Oh, don't get me started on Mars.
Don't get me started on Mars. Nah, look, I said this a long time ago. And I tweaked it a little bit, what I think now.
I can't prove it, of course. I really believe this. I think that one... humanity originally lived on, well, not originally, but at some point way in the past, we lived on Venus. All right, let's go. Let me finish.
It got too hot. They realized that that planet was going to be uninhabitable and we needed to move. So you hit Mars? No, so we hit Earth. We are the original aliens here to Earth. Oh, okay. Humans from Venus originally to Earth.
So at first I was saying it like because, again, they say the center of the universe is gravity. Gravity pulls everything to the center. Even if it's a little bit at a time, I was saying like the planets are slowly moving closer to the sun. which was explained why global warming, all the religious books predict that the end of the planet here will be by fire.
I think that they know that, and the next step is get y'all asses to Mars. That's where Elon and all of them keep saying that, yo, the next place is Mars. We have to get to Mars to colonize Mars. This is just history repeating itself.
Yes. Well, I wouldn't say soon, but. Not soon, but at some point. But yeah. It's either that or the sun is expanding. Which will create the same problem.
I said this at your crib before.
That's literally what it is. Listen, man. We have no way of proving none of this shit. Go read the Bible and tell me that all of that is... I ain't going to do it. Never mind.
We need the Bible of Ice, man. Write your shit, man. Book of Ice, man. It's chapter three.
Niggas just got language. All of this flawed technological shit we got right now is only in the last, what, 50, 60, 70 years.
I would go.
Just to see. Bro, we're going to die anyway, so I would go just to see what it is.
You're going to die anyway.
No, Ink was dry.
Ink was dry. Ink was dry.
We go. It's one of the gavel hits.
Gotta love a list, man.
Should be higher.
Number 20 was Michael Jackson, You Rock My World. It's actually 100. The list is 100. But number 20 is Michael Jackson, You Rock My World.
Novocaine for sure.
Give it to me. Let me hear it.
I only see one Hurst song on here. I'm at 64 and it's Every Kind of Way. Stop it.
I think it's like this. I don't think so.
Yeah, yeah. My projection was wrong. My projection was right. You know, I had him at 120.
You think you're going to go after old girl?
If I'm bored enough and got a lawyer that's just willing to play around? Stop.
I got a Filipino barber.
So now when some shit come out and they say, I told y'all I didn't want to be the face of the league.
Before we go any further, we do want to say rest in peace to Violetta Wallace. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Did the perfect escape. Now it's like, God damn it.
Oh, my God. Usher was supposed to be in Step Up.
I'm good.
Yo, yo, yo. All right, Mel. We got you, girl. Yo, when I tell the audience that Mel tells the stupidest lies.
Yo, I was in the bodega one day. How am I making that up? And the killer from the neighborhood saw me buying bread and said, yo, Mel, I got your back. I got your back. Mel, set the fuck up, Mel.
100%.
It was.
I'm 44, and I've never seen no weed wonder. When the fuck wonder make weed? She about to Google it.
Yo, you and Ice, shut the fuck up for a second. So you got a friend that got you to booth connect, ah, ah, ah, whenever it's available, it's yours, girl.
Do what you want. And you said... Let me call up Freeze. Yo, who the fuck do you think you talking to?
Hey, you can twist it however you want to twist it.
It was a famous battle.
You lost by a little bit, too.
I don't give a fuck about that.
I'm just saying.
Thank you very much. Hey Poe, meet me at the police station. I'm about to buy Xbox. I'm about to buy this Xbox.
Oh, yeah. That's on page four, my nigga. Whoa. Okay, he poked it. I just let the record reflect. I do not recall this incident.
I have no knowledge of this. Wait, what, girl?
Oh.
Whoa.
Yo, I got the question. Honestly.
Welcome to episode 808 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
She got mad. I didn't say nothing to her. I think they're plastic.
Yeah. That's crazy. That's Joe Budden.
We got you. Clap it up. Thanks.
I said, oh, you ready for that Cardi this Friday, huh?
I said, oh, genetics work. You did it right. Oh, genetics work. He said, I'm still listening to Jim Jones. Oh, I love you, buddy. That's my baby.
Like a kite. Yeah, libido. Libido is when their clitoris is the fucking moth. That shit drags. Man. Like beef curtains, right? Whoa. Yeah, there you go.
You ever eat pussy with one of them shits?
Yeah, you know the shit I'm talking about.
I got a girl. I'm trying to lead you to the promised land. Oh, yes, it's our favorite time. It's our favorite part of the show. Stop. I'm not giving you nothing. Wait, what? Don't try to help me. She killing you.
That's how we did it.
Me and you'll do. I don't like that. Don't meet at the police station to buy the Xbox from me, my nigga.
After you've heard some shit about said bitches, and you be like, yo.
That tracks. Oh, this bitch is off. Yeah.
Like, she wanted to go and live there. She said, ah! I said it!
I'm telling you. I don't want to put this all on her. You get the crib in there? Yeah. You get the will? Wait, what? You live where? Oh, come with me. Hail Mary. Yo, what you doing tonight? Oh, you just in the Civic chilling? Oh, come through. Come through. Yeah. Any plan to work. Drink coffee, a pizza date, ice cream. Shower date. Movie. Here comes shower date. Yo, you want a full course meal?
You want a meal? Some chicken? Like baked?
Homeless people don't get baked chicken. You want baked chicken?
No, that shit is like... I'm not playing with you.
They just get a dog. They just do whatever. Get a dog. Robinson, by the way.
We need a doc about the Craigslist killer.
They both are just discombobulated.
Oh, my God. Living off vibes, man.
That shit was lit.
Oh, for sure. Yo, living on vibes. Yeah. Oh, that is the greatest. That is the greatest. Oh, that was a good time.
Also bald.
They on the phone mad sad. Oh, scrumpy. Oh.
Mel, can you stop stepping on fun?
Can you stop backing up the fun? Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry.
Yo, yo, man, what's going on? My dick rock right now. Oh, Scruffy. I didn't even see it coming.
Yo, I tried to get the nut off mad chicks who just lost Scruffy. I ain't gonna lie. Them when they don't know my way, be like, weird bitch. Weird ass bitch for morning.
Girl. I'm trying to get one. If only I had a three to five inch metal object.
Wait, wait, wait. I know you ain't trying to be down with Park, boy. No, no, I do have an ex on OnlyFans. Fix it up. I forgot. Fix it up. I forgot.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you? The rehab, wherever they be going.
Hey, you forgot something.
You crazy as hell. Maybe the TVs are getting put up in the kickback, Mel. I don't know. Oh, my Lord.
How do you act when you get robbed, Flip?
We speaking as men.
Just be on these pods. Lying.
Whatever lies, too.
That's my man.
Oh, yeah. From Sandwichitos. From somewhere nice. Oh, good one. From somewhere nice. Yeah.
How do we feel? Come on. We're going to toss it to our BBL experts.
Yeah.
Are you just saying throwing shit out there?
You know y'all ain't fucking competition with the 25-year-olds. You know this. Hey, when you go to Blue with the Hudson and fucking sit at the sexy side of the bar, it ain't you and a bunch of fucking 60-year-olds. What are you doing in here right now?
60, 65, 70.
They're admitting that.
Man, that shit look aight.
That shit look aight.
He want both of us. Hold on now.
360?
Oh, man. That record was Keep It by Corley Ray off of her new EP.
Don't wait till the last minute. You gonna pay?
There's a lot of eggs. A lot of chickens dying now, too, though. That's true.
Didn't they tell us this when the wings went up like crazy before?
Bro, they used this before when the wings went crazy.
You just want to go home and snuggle, man. Flip was not going to leave me. I love you.
Come on, freeze what? All right, y'all know what it is. Album drop that y'all been waiting for. What is it? Some sexy songs for you. For you. Party Next Door featuring Drake. I felt like it was a little bit more of a Drake featuring Party Next Door. 21 songs. I'm just talking about the way they label it.
First off, I couldn't find this shit. It was like extremely hard to find. Like when it dropped, Stroke of Midnight, I'm in the stores. Don't say Stroke. Stroke of Midnight.
There's nothing I can say.
Midnight, a good time to stroke. Yeah.
Which is why I just shut up.
Sexy songs? That might be the album to buy.
Sometimes it could just be expectation. Like... Like, people could have expected, even though they build this album as sexy songs, it's songs for the women. So you kind of could go into it, you kind of know what you're going to get. Got it. There's people that's like, I know Drake going to give us one where he just going bar crazy on it. Oh, he didn't do this. Oh, he didn't do that.
He gave us a bar record. No, he did. But I'm talking about... damn near timestamp record. People expected he had something to say in that song. Yeah, but this ain't that. So a lot of times when people don't like something, it's because they set their own expectations and it didn't meet. Or they just got an outright bias.
And rightfully so. I'm happy for them. Them, like, I'm not a Drake fan. But I'm happy just to see... I like that it looks like he's putting that shit behind him. And it's just going now. Now I'm off that. This is where we are. I'm giving y'all music. The warm weather coming. This is what I'm on. And the fans is eating it up.
I can't wait to see what's next.
This summer, we'll be back. Or I'll be back. Me and I ain't forgetting nobody.
He got a little tuck right here. Botox.
You are a legend from the six. Let's get it. So flip.
Man, that album dropped. I tweeted six trash can emojis, hit send, and then immediately tweeted six fire emojis, hit send, immediately tweeted, nah, this shit is a classic. and then said, nah, this shit is trash, and just left it alone. I just saw all the trash getting retweeted. And I was like, y'all just waiting. I was like, whatever y'all want is there. Yeah.
All of y'all, yo, why you didn't say this? I put them all up there. Y'all pick what y'all want to do. All I kept saying was, yeah, go listen to Give a Hug, though. Oh, yeah, you must have heard Give a Hug. That's why you don't like it. What?
I made a anthem for all you where my hug at niggas.
But why y'all were supposed to know that?
Yeah. And hold up. And keep the playing field even. How many good morning texts was y'all receiving?
And he sent it to you.
I don't agree with that. Yeah, I don't agree with a lot of that. Yeah, I don't agree with a lot of that. Go ahead, you can go first. You got it. First, she said, first of all, we didn't have to know none of this. We didn't. That's for starters. You put this information out there. So yeah, people are going to comment. That's one. Two,
He doesn't, not saying right or wrong, and y'all know how I feel about parenthood, but he can literally walk away and just pay for it. He can be on the hook for whatever the state say he gotta pay, and he might be fine with that. It's why the question of why is it always the woman is because y'all the ones that have to actually carry the child.
Y'all the ones that have to actually go through the birthing process. Men can have, he could have five other girls pregnant all at the exact same time right now. Again, I'm not saying none of this is correct. I'm just saying it is easier for the, if he wants to be a piece of shit and walk away and not deal with it, he can do it. Now, I think she's asking why is society okay with that?
And that's a whole bigger conversation.
Let me just, please, one second. We saw this play out with him before. Publicly. So she saw that. So my thing is, why are you even fucking this dude that moves that way? Both things need to be acknowledged. And that's why people are coming at her. Okay, you know this is how he moves. We've seen it. You still fucked him. Got pregnant.
And once you factor in how they say that women mature faster than men and all of that, so she ain't even 38. She's way older than that. And he in the mind of an 18-year-old. Yeah. It's an even bigger gap.
You don't want it. Some girl tweeted yesterday. She was like, I'd have been, he'd have been calling me. I don't already argue with the white people out front. I'm inside.
And I put a little more on her than I normally would. Not saying it's all her fault. I put a little bit more on her because, A, you're older and more mature than you know. And, B, we've seen this with him before.
You know it's only him with that old ass ring.
30 now? Something like that.
No, but what I'm just saying, and I'm just talking about with Anthony Edwards, though. If you've seen how this person, it wasn't five years ago he did this. This was last year. Anthony Edwards is a kid, bro.
Which leads more to, I saw a lick. Oh, my God. I saw a lick. Not saying that's the case. It might not be. But it leads more to that than I was really building something here with this guy, and I thought we were going to be together. No, I got pregnant, and now you're leaving me. It don't look like that.
They used to. Yeah, they used to. Fourth quarter, especially. Kobe. First quarter was exhibition. But all the activities, too.
Because that's where the shit is, bro. I had people tell me that a 30-foot three-pointer is more exciting than somebody getting dunked. Damn, it's only four people in a dunk contest?
They're going to have a dunk contest before the Rising Stars challenge. They're going to move the dunk contest to Friday.
And you got to compete against all these London niggas. They taking over the box.
Why a lot of niggas would? I don't see that because he just saw it happen with his brother, with T. It just happened. So if we saw how he reacted with a picture with somebody I don't like over there, Maybe I don't take a picture with somebody.
No, Leo. No, no, not... Mel, Leo.
It's a vibrant thing. I could tell you ain't getting a joke.
No, no, no. I'm talking five.
Oh, so, I'm not just, that's not it. You said, I thought you were saying that's it, just the five mil.
I'm not going to run through it. If I'm still working, I still got everything else going, I'm not going to do that.
Yeah, what the fuck y'all talking about? They be, nigga, they don't look like that around Valentine's Day, Mother's Day. Thank you.
Martinelli Mel was my favorite.
Last year. Was it in the 700s, though? It was in the 700s.
It's a couple people that I told him that he wanted to have before. And I say, yo, if you having them up there, I'm not coming in. Flip. See yourself.
Before Flip came? Yeah. Well, back at the old spot, he was like, yo, Queen's Flip want to come up here. I said, yo, check this out. I'm not coming, because if he start that bullshit, he start that play shit, it's going to turn into something.
Yeah. It was a scene in the last episode where...
Younger Cal, Cal, excuse me, was having a conversation with his father. And his dad was basically, like he was telling him, yo, I don't want to deal with any of this. I want to go to school to be a teacher. I want to go be a teacher in school. And the father was like, nah, you come from a long line of men who have accomplished things. You're going to accomplish things.
You can pick either this school or this school. You're going to go here. I'm sorry. No, you can pick either this school. Senator or governor. He said you could pick a governor for the Republicans or a senator for the Democrats, but you're going into politics. And then after that, they will look into other offices.
So you're going to accomplish great things even if I have to drag you there to get there. Like, fuck that. You're not going to live a mediocre life and some teacher teaching them Catcher in the Rye.
And it also, the other powerful scene in that was the grandson. The grandson. When the father mistakes him for... And now they're both having a conversation with who they think is Cal. So we left out some pieces.
He might not have let him fuck up. I don't think so.
Because it's a lot of... What if that's in that instance what he wanted to be?
He said he's both. I'm against it. Because I think no matter what you can try to steer your kid, you can't walk that path for them. Like... In the Cal instance, yeah, Pops put you up, he made this, you ended up being the president, and he was miserable. He was drinking his life away because he was miserable with that. So, yeah, he achieved what you wanted him to achieve, but he didn't want that.
So I think you have to, you give your child all the information you can, you try to guide them the right way, You try to steer them the right way if you can, but you have to let them still make their decisions the same way we made our decisions and down the line. I don't think you can make these decisions for children.
It's still selfishly to me because it's still that person's life to live. You can't live somebody's life for them. Good point. So the second you try to do that, you're being selfish.
Yeah, absolutely. Mm-hmm. So I'll be clear. I think Pup did a lot of fucked up shit. Yeah, word. For sure.
Dog, when we were at, when we were at... For surf sentencing. That's what the judge said. She was like, you know, between these letters, she said, for a lot of people that came through here, we didn't see this many people with you. It's your village. So that shows that you have a lot of support and there's a lot of people riding for you. Well, she didn't say not those exact ones.
You know what I'm saying. But yeah, they take all that into consideration.
Sorry, Ty. No, no, no. What happened is it started affecting some other shit.
But go ahead. Nothing Kanye said is new. That's my thing.
You get what I'm saying? This ain't brand new. So all this tells me is, okay, now the bottom line is starting to get affected one way or another. Either it's somebody I'm working with or want to work with. Something's happening where the noise is getting too loud. Now I have to come out and say something. It's kind of like the conversation we had before where you were talking about...
people looking the other way about puffing.
Like, no, people will rock with you until it starts to affect them.
Like, I don't think it's no picking and choosing and none of that shit. Everybody's in self-preservation mode. Now you fucking with me or my money is being fucked with, my business is, all right, I gotta say something. And even what he said, it was still, I ain't going to piss him off, though. It was still very, very, very soft what he said. He didn't condemn what he said.
I don't rock with no hate speech. I ain't on that side. So now y'all can stop saying, Ty Dolla $ign ain't say nothing. I said something. Leave me alone. Let me go back over here.
Nah, it's a little different.
Or I drop my interview today and you wig out today. Next week.
You start getting uncomfortable phone calls from your family and shit like that. Like when you got those who really matter to you. Now, that's like you going to do that. Let's say you running around with Ye and then Pop calls you. Like, yo, what's up with you, yo?
Why? Can I ask a question? Like before it dropped and like the snippets came out, were they heat? Yes. They were all heat? Do you need to hear them first? Yeah, I need to hear them. Really? Vultures 2 was trash. So? So if I go by, just it's Kanye, I'm not going to run and buy it and you put out it's some trash. I'm going to stream it though. That's what I'm saying.
If it's some heat, I'm not going to sit up here on this platform and lie and say, I ain't listening to it. I'm not copying nothing. I'm not going to see it. If it's heat, I'm going to get it. I'll illegally download it. That's what I'll do. There you go. There we go. I'm not going to spend my $15.99 for it.
Now, I won't be buying nothing off his website. Well, no one will now. They took it down? They took it down. And he wrote a handwritten note up there that says Yeezy store is coming soon. Like brick and mortar?
Like, did you just show up because it's singing night and let me be there?
But those, we can't answer.
Fuck that. I'm with Ice.
More than all the things your man won't do?
Oh, Marvin's room. Marvin's room is up there. And if you listen to Marvin's room, he's saying what you're saying.
I ain't even like not like us.
All right, I'm going Big Jersey. This is Lady London, Is You Crazy.
But you read them, though.
Got to redeem it.
Got a little breakup coming, and then you can get on y'all ass. That's all.
But what is she getting off? Being correct, being right.
Did y'all see this NYPD cop?
I'm people. Same.
We all do it when we have that, see, I told you so, that moment.
What? She a cop. I'm off work. Let me go over here and shake this ass.
She had some ass. She did have ass.
I mean.
Is there anybody that you could have a great relationship with today? Like, y'all cool. What if Amani needs a video of Ixson? She did say she would do the Amani video. There you go.
True. She can still get her shit off, though.
I don't see what the case is. Even if you have a morality clause, I didn't do anything, like, we're going to have to argue that.
So it's just people talking.
But she already got your phone, though.
Would you really switch it?
It's not at all.
Oh, it was a double ring?
Yeah, nigga, it ain't over. Got it, got it. You walked off like nothing happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no.
What was that one about?
Mystery. Thank God. Convo don't stop there. Did it stop there?
It's not the worst.
Of course you did. Of course you did, yeah. Because why you would- Gas came right there.
It's like, what you mean you don't know? Now it's like, okay, now you looking a little sketchy, so she thinks you being sketchy for that.
You'll never be up there.
Him. Nigga. Nigga what? Wait, some new shit came out? Yeah, this nigga basketball 20 a pop. Yeah. That's why.
That's true. You don't hold nobody back. Thank you very much. You don't hold nobody back. Let it be known. You don't hold anybody back. I know what they be saying, but you encourage you to do your shit.
You are watching the Mastad work.
It's easy, bro.
A-Bron. Listen, you got to start whooping these passengers' ass or something. What class were they in? Well, it's Southwest.
I don't care. I don't want to hear that shit. If I got to be somewhere, and now we got to turn around and go back because you want to be a dumbass and strip naked on the plane. Well, what if they're asleep walking?
Sleepwalk your ass in that bathroom. We're going to lock your ass in there. This flight need to take off.
Stop fucking up people's flights. That shit went back to the gate.
I bet because she had ass. Hell yeah. We'd have made it rain in that motherfucker. Everybody just enjoyed the show. Stripping the air. We had some new shit.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, all the time. And you don't even realize it. I stepped on the scale and I thought it was broke. I've never seen what it said on the scale.
Oh, let's see.
Don't. Bam. I call Ian.
Do she got ass?
Yeah, I didn't talk to the trainer already.
No, I'm not saying the number. Like, I know you got your normal weight where I'm usually around here. And then you're like, okay, you have your moments where I've spiked. I'm up here a little bit.
Yeah, they duct taped them one time. But they still, that's just to get back.
Whatever's shorter.
They were like, excuse me. Black man, sleep on me.
Hold on. You walk on the plane and sit in the... You didn't have a first class seat at all. Not at all.
And some people get the at the gate upgrade to first class and they fill those up with that.
Got it, got it. I just had something happen when I just took a flight last weekend. It was a regular United flight. I did not fly first class. and you know United got your regular seats.
No, I'm saying, they had it. I just felt I didn't need it. I needed it for a longer flight after my experience.
So the three people across from me all got up and just sat in them seats. And then I had my daughter, me, and the person that was next to me. He got up and sat across from me. So me and my daughter had to row. Flight attendant walked up. She was like, these seats are all paid for. We're in the air already. These seats are all paid for. You can't sit there.
They're like, dog, ain't nobody in the seats. Yeah. And she made them get up, made him get up to come back to his seat.
They tell you that should be killed. Yo, this is a full flight. This is a full flight that you get on this mad, empty seat.
Yeah, that was high. Nigga got this bag now and was like, all right, I went through some money before. I'm going to be a little frugal on sensitive ways. Not even just frugal. I'm going to be smarter with my money. That's all. There's nothing wrong with taking a commercial flight.
No, you can't do this job. I want to respond to that because I still stand. Somebody hit me yesterday. Oh, I thought you don't read comments because I replied to something that somebody in the community said. Yeah. I said, I don't read comments. I don't go on the IG pages, Reddit, Patreon, YouTube. I don't read any of that. Now, I am active on Twitter all the time.
You know, I've been on here forever. Of course. The way the algorithm works is it's going, and I'm a member of the community. So if I hit my For You page, it's going to show me a lot of those tweets. I see that, and I see anything that I'm tagged in. I agree. That's not the same as actively reading the comments.
You used to read, you would go into Patreon under the episode and see everything that's said. Joe knows everything that's written anywhere.
Yeah, true. So, yeah, that's all. That's when me personally, when I say I don't read it, that's what I'm like.
How many times?
That's nasty hate. Who booked you at the new rate? Not the weed company.
Yo, what's your problem, man?
But you jumped out the window, though, with it. Like a jump-jump.
Depends on what you got cooking. Yeah. Once...
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you. When them calls start getting, not the calls, but when you give them that new price and it ain't, like, we going to pass. We going to pass. And that happened quite a few times in a row. And you not getting booked for the new price no more. Never mind. Time to put it on for sale. Got to bring it back down a little bit.
You have to be able to, able and willing to sustain without getting that $10, though. You have to. Yeah. You got to be able to. This is what I want.
That's the real test. Everybody can't do that. Nope. Or some niggas are, all right, you know what? I'm going to hunker down and I'm not taking no brown bags. And then niggas got life knocking on the door. Kids and all that shit. All right, you know what? Let me go get it. I know I could go get that.
So you're going to teach Pilates? I should. You know, I've been waiting.
She said, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
That was all part, so you fell for the gaffle.
You fell for the gaffle, bro.
Read that.
Yeah. You don't pay the tax. It's... If you buy it directly on Patreon, it's $14.
In the right spots, they won't even allow you to pick the temperature of the steak.
It's cooked at this because this is our specialty and you can't hustle that.
I'm not going to get on a reformer board. I'm not going to do anything.
Learn how to use chopsticks.
No, we talking about at a restaurant.
You're not getting date number two?
But he checks all your other boxes, though. You guys are nasty, son.
They could be chopped shelf chicken nuggets.
That's white shit right there.
All right. Magic Bucks?
There we go.
Snowsuit. I don't know about that. You said they just want to see her do fine shit. I think they want to laugh at us, too. That's true. A lot of them want to laugh at us, bro. I've watched that clip with Ish acting like he about to take a drive and instead took a dive. I had that shit on the loop. I'm in the crib laughing. I damn near woke people up.
I'm on the side of Stephen A in this one. Me too. Just because my job is to talk about athletes. Well, sports. And it just so happens that your child is participating. I'm just doing my job. I'm going to talk about him. If he's doing good, we're going to talk about him. This is what happens. You used your name, you used your star power to get him here, and to a lot of people, he's not delivering.
Meeting the standards, yeah. Yeah, he's not meeting the standards. So, yeah, a lot of scrutiny is going to come with that. LeBron caught scrutiny first year in the league just because of the name King James and all of the hype around him. When there's hype around something and it doesn't live up to the hype, people going to talk. So now you've used your name to get your son here.
Yeah, people were already against that move. So now if your son proves everybody wrong, we don't have this conversation. But unfortunately, he's proven a lot of people right. So they're going to point out, hey, we told you all about him. They're going to talk about him. He's an athlete in the NBA. We talk about athletes.
Because he just knew he was getting ready to go and do something. Just face plant.
Oh, you throwing shots already, huh? Yeah.
But he's doing both, right? In Bronny's G League and Laker? They're not.
In a world where niggas is getting fired left and right. Yeah. Ratings be down in these places. This person losing the show, this person losing the show. We have to do what we gotta do to keep these eyes on us to do our jobs.
You are the face, you are him in the NBA. We gonna talk about him.
See, that's the other problem. Don't worry about it. That's the other problem. We never cared about vacay body. Like, niggas was cool being, well, some of us.
It's low-hanging fruit. It's just like what you just said. If you came in here 10 pounds in a row talking about something,
Leave my son out of our beef. Yeah, I'm on your side now.
Right. Big stories.
You're looking at it from more of a media perspective. Yeah, because I don't believe in talking about nobody, Kizzy. I'm with y'all. With Bronny James in particular, this is still a professional athlete playing in his league. It's not just we talking about you.
Steph Curry is Del Curry's son.
Stop it.
If you got a beef with me and you're using my kid now in your beef with me, that's fucked up.
We laugh at... And this is not his child, but it's a relative. We laugh at Greek Freak's brother in the league. And he's 15th man on the bench, but it's a joke. We don't harp on him like they harp on me. No, no, no, no, no. His name ain't that. But I'm just saying... it's a joke making about the 15th man league because of your relation to somebody else.
If his last name was something different and he wasn't, nobody would give a fuck. Facts. It's the same thing with Brown. But again, this is a mega star Brown.
That's everything.
Cool, I'm with you. Now, my only thing with that, I don't only want to see you do it to Stephen A. Smith now. If that's your approach. You got to keep that energy because it ain't been just him that's been on your son like that. There's others out there who would be a little bit more aggressive if you approached them that way.
They weren't at that game.
That's true.
I'm coming over there.
Hey, and that's my point about why they're not covering OKC in Cleveland. Laker-Knicks, both of them doing good. It's a lot of shit here. We don't care about these small market teams like that, bro.
I don't mind the Poland Springs. Straight from Maine, yo.
You've gotten bougie.
That's crazy, man.
You know the funny shit?
Y'all drink ice water?
A lot of people don't even get a fucking ice cube. He's so bougie. I do it, brother, personally. Yeah. Maybe I haven't reached a bougie status yet. Whatever status, that's where I'm at.
Oh, my God. Y'all, y'all.
Did y'all hear Jermaine Dupri's comments?
I didn't. Tell me about it, Freeze.
Well, he shook it. And a lot of the independents jumped on his ass. Yeah. They didn't get no beats.
Okay, okay.
Tech was a one-stop shop. Is a one-stop shop. You talking about, I'm doing my own merch. I'm writing my own tours. I'm doing like my own music. I do it all. It's all in-house. He's an anomaly to a lot of, that's not just your typical independent act right there. Okay. So that's why he's highlighted.
Playlisting and all of that shit.
What I see start to happen is, especially in rap, it's a lot of the newer rappers, they don't want that. They realize, hey, what I have to give up to get all of that ain't really worth it.
They are so passionate about their art and their craft that they still want to do that. They would prefer to just be, you don't have to see me. I don't want to talk to you niggas. You want to talk to me, go listen to my album. You want my thoughts, go listen to my project. There's my thoughts. And there's a lot of them out there that just don't want to deal with folks. And people are weird.
I don't want to deal with people anyway.
A little wet for later.
Nah, I don't like that.
And back, look, back to JD's tweet. That's the other reason why a lot of niggas are wanting to choose independence today. They know these stories. Right. You know what I'm saying? I've heard what happened. Like Joe said, I was wet behind the ears. I did whatever they wanted me to do. And you sign a deal that really ain't in your favor. You don't find that shit out until later on.
How long did you find out that your deal was bad?
Because the trick now is they tell you there's a ceiling as an independent.
They don't make you think like, yo, you're going to hit this ceiling, you can never make more, and you need us to get to the next level. I don't got to go to that level. Right. I might be cool with this. I'm good right here.
And I own all my shit, so I could do some new technology come out later on. I can go make a deal over here that changed my entire generation, my entire lineage's life.
Who are you? First question, find out who you are. What are you? What are you cool with? What are you comfortable with? Go from there.
Yeah. True. Nasty. Nasty.
I'm going to go get a shirt for sure. I'm definitely getting merch. And if you got shit out there, I'm going to cop them.
Peterson.
He on there talking, man. He's talking his shit on there.
Do what. That's easier said than done when we ain't the ones sitting up. If I'm him, I'm sitting up, and I believe that, I'm going to tell y'all every chance I get. Understood. He's still maintaining his innocence.
It's still appealing and all of that. Like, yeah, I'm going to keep doing it.
Mel, you don't initiate DM combos. Thank you.
I don't remember. It's okay. Mel don't DM first.
And like she said, she followed back. She didn't follow...
I know of one opp she got. Me too. No, I know two opps she got.
You not talking about who?
That was clean.
What the fuck?
You seen, he got an album coming.
That's the only reason why I didn't call this rollout.
Get behind closed doors if we deal with that.
That was funny. I'm sorry.
That's the same shit they was saying about Rashida and Kirk. Like, nigga been dying to leave. She's going to let him go. Oh, my Lord, yo. I got to watch that. I got to get back into that.
I don't think it was her. I think her saying that is, you're not getting that rise out of me. That was me. Ah, what you thought you had, it ain't work. Now I'm going to go home and me and him going to have a talk.
Yeah, I'ma hold this shit down. That's rider move right there.
Learning in real time. Growth and maturity, man. Right.
I threw him right under the bus. Hey, that's Joe shit.
Oh, man.
Don't do it.
I'm going to hold the pillow. I'll cut this whole shit.
Then you look like, oh shit, and she been watching Snapped.
It's not going to go that way.
She's not buying nothing for you to fuck. Okay. So it stops right there. And if he asking her for some pussy and she's not giving him some.
I ain't take that one that way again.
Man, you just landed. You hungry?
And you knock them off? So I'm like, yo, we going to the spot. There's food there. What kind of food? I'm running down the menu. These motherfuckers. We want McDonald's. Yeah. I was like, oh. Those be the ones.
For real.
That's now. I'm talking about years ago. They wasn't doing that before. That's now. They wasn't doing that before. Now, yeah.
Which time?
Just got to let her get her shit off her. Yeah.
At Lover tried to line me.
Mm-hmm. Because we was making Mr. C jokes when it first happened. And then I ended up at a, he used to run a radio station, like an internet radio station that him and my mans had. So I'm doing my man's show, Shout Out to Gotti, and at Lover was present. Cause he's like the owner of the station. So Gotti announcing me or whatever. And he was like, I saw him look over and go, he's like, yeah.
Next thing I know he had some people come try to lock me in a room. I'm like, yo bro. Cause he was like, I ain't appreciate. He was saying that all of that shit when it, cause when it first came out was false and everybody making jokes, he was like riding for his mans. Had a problem with it.
They was riding. I absolutely loved that.
Mental wasn't a thought back then. The shit you say, how it could affect somebody, wasn't nobody thinking about that.
You click, it'll show you three. And if you click that, it'll show you what they like.
Yeah, nigga. Are you crazy?
Now they got the shit where you could click one profile to show you all the pictures that you like from them. Take them all back right there.
Yeah. Sky high. That's going to be a good show.
What the fuck did you talk about, nigga?
Yo, can we move along? Because I'm getting triggered, too.
Wait, he does look like Dennis Scott.
Oh, got it. Yo, y'all up.
She got lied to. She got lied to. She got lied to.
Yeah. I'll be there in a minute. I'll be there in a minute. Hey, come on. That was her move. It was.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Compliance? That's the title?
Just MySpace and bowling. A little MySpace.
I had a bunch of them. We used to switch them. I learned how to code back in the MySpace. Word.
Talked to HTML. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Talk about what?
That same quote, the 70 motherfuckers. Just fishing?
I throw that bait out of that hook and reel him in, baby.
What are we gonna say?
The jewelry not come on?
Well, you might not come on, too. I might be in the Rikers.
What you trying to say, Ish? I'm saying my man be walking around with almost a million dollars worth of jewelry on. And if I'm going somewhere with a million dollars worth of jewelry.
The sun hit it. It's gold-plated. That shit hit dead, dude. Your shit gold-plated.
Nah. Nah, you nigga, you wake up at the white wall.
A white wall. No, nigga, Jon Snow and him on that bitch. What the fuck you talking about, nigga? Oh, you ain't watch. The wall. Yeah, he ain't watch. He ain't watch. I don't watch that shit.
I saw the Red Wedding. Here we go.
My nigga, you try to roll your shit out on another nigga and another nigga step up, that's crazy. That's crazy.
I need all my stuff. I'm not handing nothing to none of you niggas right now. He probably already did the two songs.
It's funny. I don't give a fuck who he is. It's funny. It could have been Drake Johnson. Drake and Josh.
You don't know who loves you for you as opposed to who loves you for you. Like all of that shit is different, my nigga.
Nigga, if I come in here and say a voice or da-da-da, y'all niggas be looking at me like I'm crazy. I want to hear you talk about built like a Mexican. Go ahead. I'm with you. It was a big thing. I'm with you. Go ahead. I'm around with you. Go ahead. It was a big thing.
This shit fire though. This shit is fire though. The album is fire.
So did Bert and Ernie.
You think them shits ain't coming out this week, you out your mind.
We can't say that. He don't like that shit.
You seen the truck yet? No. Oh, okay. You ain't seen nothing either. Never mind, you right. My fault. Yo, please don't start. You know he coming like that.
Let me ask you a question.
If you got a little meat and you laser your shit off. Now you got a bald little meat. Yeah. What did you talk about? The bitch still ain't gonna be satisfied.
In the summertime, you be smelly, all that shit.
Nigga be sweating sitting down. He blamed the couches. I didn't blame the couches. I'm saying you don't even got to be pooping or nothing, nigga.
Come on, Pornhub. Like, yo, come see doctor.
Yo, you stupid, yo. That's how you feel when he stand there in the winter snow.
He might have wrote that shit. Thanks.
I was about to say, how he look?
Welcome to being black. No bullshit. Like, yo. Hey, buddy. You ain't doing nothing. Yo, you black, the cops get behind you, you ain't do nothing wrong, ain't dirty, nothing. Your tits all up. Not no more.
Come about it, Ike. Down to your boxes.
They got it. Oh yeah, if you catch a nigga slipping, hey, call me. Anybody could get it, bro. Anybody could get caught slipping.
They been catching a couple of niggas. Who niggas go to?
You can send shit, yeah.
Rightfully so.
So to some of the shit that he's saying, it's like, yo, y'all cowards. Y'all won't really say what y'all feel. The Republican Party don't really rock with Donald Trump. A lot of them.
That nigga took his hands out of his hoodie. He been walking my way for an hour. That nigga ain't took his hands out of his hoodie yet.
I'm out of here.
Everyone sounds like shit. Y'all get doing some shit that you know you shouldn't do.
Go get him now.
Bro, if you think y'all niggas ain't failing, y'all wrong. If you think these old head rap niggas didn't fail, you wrong.
You at your talking gig. I ain't want to throw you under the bus because you my man.
I ain't you, nigga. No, you got a little truth in there with the, you know what I mean? Make your shit sound believable. I don't know what I thought.
The Lincoln Tunnel flooded. They raised the bridge. I had to wait, yo.
You don't think?
But I think, how many people made it?
Keep playing. When that nigga come out, you know them niggas be having the run schemes.
No, that nigga taught me. You never beat the allegations, bro. No, that nigga taught me. I ain't make it in a while. I call a nigga one day, yo, man, what I got to do? He taught me and that shit came out fire.
I'm telling you. Google.
Don't go burning the chicken. Oh, I'm sure that shit is. That is fancy. I'm sure. Stupid ass microwave over there. That shit is different. That ain't what I got at home.
The relationship equity that he had.
Mel, do you know that you are a hater? You can congratulate him multiple times.
Yeah, and I just sent my mom to this Mary show. She been blowing my phone up about.
Yeah, she's at the Prudential Sunday. So that's all I'm doing. Shout out to Mary.
Them chicks would have stayed right there. They did. Word.
Short answer, no. I think Mel holds it down. No, she don't. She might have held some things down, but Mel don't hold it down like that. Mel's came in and let us know that things was happening.
What's keeping it P to you? They just kept you quiet?
What's keeping the pee mean?
Take your time. I love you.
Y'all got the little kneeling shit, too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you see Eddie Long there, too?
Oh. Let it go. Let it go. I'm about to say, who's Eddie Long? Bishop. Let it go.
Rest in peace, bro.
A lot of people got gassed during the pandemic. They did. A lot of people thought it was up.
Niggas ain't just survive. Niggas lived. Niggas thrived.
I may not make this year. Or the year following that. This may be a peak or a spike right now.
That nigga's out to speed. He killing it. Every time I see him, he just doing some shit that's...
Nah, I just seen him walk up the endless, what's them shit, the love steps? The love steps in China, yes. I'm like, he just doing side missions around the world. That's what it look like. I mean, that's the wave. That's the fire shit.
Niggas never playing for the new kid.
It don't matter.
Mel can speak to it. Yeah. From videos. Once them girls popped up and started taking lead roles for pennies. it changed the game for y'all.
Sorry, hold up. You jumped the line. Here we go.
Or they'll put the spikes. So you know how a bench, like three people can sit on the bench, right? They'll put spikes in the middle so just two people can sit. Basically, nobody can lay down on it.
So somebody will sit here, spikes, and then, yeah. I've seen all that shit. They got that shit in Newark right off the highway.
Oh, yeah, you got to go.
Why? She an adult now.
Okay, it's for the check.
If somebody ain't nominated, they can't even say that to you. And it worked.
not with the price of eggs out here see what's happening with these tariffs everything go everything bro they talking about just fucking phones 43% increase in price like everything we get everything from China my car dude told me that they putting a buck 50 on all the new Rolls Royces I'm sure and they on top of the that sounds horrible they're not just jacking it up on the tariff price they're putting a little extra on top too
Throw something else on there.
Well, Mel, you did start a ball.
I think eventually he's going to reverse his position on some of this stuff. Yeah, he's going to have to. He's going to have to.
You can't even hear the nosebleeds.
You put the eggs in the tuna salad? Wait, wait. We don't call it tuna salad.
I'll see you in four hours.
Now, how much was left out of the five cans?
That is some bullshit. I told you, we went back to watch the original shits on Peacock. We there now. This is season six that's on Netflix. Seasons one through five are on Peacock.
Temptation Island is just different.
No. It's a mess. I won't watch them. Four couples. They take you to an island. They put all the men on this side and they put all the women on this side. So it's four men, four women. They bring in 12 singles. Hotties. Yeah. So four women, 12 men in that house. Four men, 12 women in that house. And they're on bullshit. And they are on bullshit.
It get better though. Because the host is really on bullshit. Another Mark Wahlberg. I didn't know there was him. I didn't know either. We call him fake Mark Wahlberg. But he's on bullshit bullshit. So what they do is they have these bonfire nights where they'll bring all four guys back outside with an iPad. And they'll show you about 30 seconds of some shit that your queen was over there doing.
What show is this? Temptation Island.
Yeah. Yes, you got it wrong.
You can't just blame everything on the water. Yeah, the white people be outside when it's wintertime. With shorts.
The short shorts. I'm not playing with you.
I was like, I'm like, damn, it's hot. She was like, no, it's fine.
Yeah, that's all. TV shit.
Why are you saying for me, bro?
Sexy Red has a new record out. It's called... When did it drop? Yesterday, Freeze? Yes, this week.
Glow fighting? Glow ain't stop fighting, bro.
Come on. Come on.
All right, so the record is called Hoochie Coochie.
Sounds like a slap, right? Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
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You could have got it off. I was 20, yeah. Yeah, you should have did that.
No, you would have got it off.
But I'm minding my business. So let me ask you a question. Get money. What do you say to the artists?
We get with the times. Like I said, I, excuse me. I ask from a lot of artists, I ask that. I want to hear you try something different. You get what I'm saying? I've said it about people that I am big fans of, like, all right, dog, you're making the same song or the same album over and over and over and over.
It's almost unfair because the second you try to do something different and it don't work, we ready to kill you for it. So it's like, you can't have it both ways. Either you want somebody to stay the same, never change, and just stay here, or you try to evolve, try to adapt, and then you have to have a fallback in case that don't work.
Look Through My Eyes is on that album.
Ain't no way you're gonna stop my flow.
From what year are you counting?
You hot, you lit, all of that today. Nobody's getting the...
The company's not either. It ain't even just the artists. The companies are not planning for longevity. We want you right now.
That's the other side, though. A lot of people look at music as a stepping stool to the stardom. So it's like, I can do this in music, get hot enough to where I can leave. Not saying Cardi, in general, music ain't the end-all, be-all no more. Like, now I want to have a brand. I want to do this.
I think if you want to have something to run through the summer, now's the time.
What's the nigga name?
I don't know where he is.
And why are kids snitching on you if it wasn't true? That was my thing.
See, 10-year-old ain't get that talk. That talk that moms gave. All right, listen. What you see here. No, no, no. If you do something and they take y'all out of here, this is how it's going to go. And once that's painted to you, you'll be like, all right, you know what? I'm going to stay home. It's all right at home now. It ain't that bad.
Staying at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Moms was like, yo, you can call. They'll come get y'all if I'm too rough, I'm abusive, whatever you want to say. But this is what's about to happen.
Oh, you went and told the business outside the house? Boy.
Trauma. No, sir. Trauma. Yo, we was talking about... Mel was telling a story about my scams early.
I didn't rob shit. I'm good looking. What about a scare, Freeze? Nah. So the dude that scammed Dwight Howard and was Chandler Parsons, they sentenced him to 12 years.
Some African nigga. Told Dwight Howard, I'm going to help you buy the WNBA team, the Atlanta Dream. And Dwight Howard gave him seven mil.
What? Yo, you want to buy this NBA team? Give me seven mil. Give me seven mil.
And he got Chandler Parsons because he told him he was helping him out with a loan for another player. Oh, no. Dwight, you're not invited to the DR trip. Shout out to Dwight. They gave my man 12 years, though. 12 years, yeah.
He bought a couple houses, a Rolls Royce, Lamborghini. Sure. Oh wait, speaking of scams.
That's some other shit for sure.
Some other shit. Word. Yeah. Dykeman exit. Mm-hmm.
I'm sorry. Flip says no. New York State does not currently have the death penalty. It was declared unconstitutional in 2004. and the last death sentence was reduced to life imprisonment in 2007. There we go. We don't got that shit.
Well, you're talking about jail and potential. You see they tried to get Young Thug over tweets. They tried to revoke his probation. They're requesting to revoke his probation. Well, it was heard. The judge denied it. The judge denied it. Yeah. Judge said, I'm not revoking his probation over this.
You don't know what he did?
Who was the lady?
She was one of the investigators. Yeah.
He said, this is the biggest liar in ATL or something along them lines. Like, I don't understand that part. Knowing that you're on probation like this. To me, he got lucky in this instance. I don't understand. It's like you're picking with them folks. You beat him. You home.
I'm saying lucky in the sense of they did not revoke him.
My thing is you're bringing unnecessary attention to yourself by doing this. That's all.
No, I'm not saying he's threading the line. I'm saying even if your lawyers say, your lawyers should say, why do you want to do that? Why do you even want to... Tempt fate. Yes, that's my point. Poke the bear. Poke the bear, exactly. That's all I'm saying. In this instance, why do you even want to go down that road? Yes, you can do it. You can get away with it. They're going to try to revoke you.
I can beat it. Let's say the lawyer said all of that. Why do you then even want that attention? I don't, that's what I just, I don't understand. When I heard the story and I saw the tweet, when I first saw the tweet, I said, why the hell would he, was he hacked? Please be hacked. Please be hacked.
I don't understand again. Me either. I just don't get it.
Who were they playing? Who cares? Yeah, don't matter. We don't care. Celebration. Pow, pow, pow. In the air. Hit the game with her. And sprays the bench.
Just because it's Friday. Here, take that.
Because we told you and you had cases with the little white boy. We had real guns. And you had real guns twice.
Well, that's a mistake that people think. The rules don't always apply to everybody the same.
And the sooner we understand that, the better we'll be.
Hold the face of the NBA stuff. All of that. Stay off it.
That's all I'm understanding. I hear this shit, and I'm just like, dude, why?
Then he tweets out, jaw this, jaw that.
And it's Supermax time.
I'm too old for this shit.
I say this shit is disgusting, bro. It's disgusting. That's what I say.
Shout out, shout out. There you go. Clean up, shout out.
Thank you. Thank you.
Real mad is different.
Hold it down, turn it down. I want her to know. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Basketball? What am I playing ball?
The fans are going to love it. So, at the end of the day.
We're not even allowed to be funny.
All right. I'm going to go out to Pittsburgh with this one. Wiz is dropping his new album, Cushion O.J. 2, later this month. And his single is called Five Star featuring Gunna.
And that is five-star Wiz Khalifa featuring Gunna off of Cushion OJ 2. I believe it's April 18th that's dropping.
Yes, he has. The freestyles, everything. He's been working, working.
Shout out to Wiz. Shout out to the hotel again, Chevy. All y'all.
Women age a little differently.
Did you do the thing with your arms?
Yeah, I took it out.
Legendary. Walking down the street. Because I know you were late already. In the city.
It's hard to go out after a full meal. I want to go lay down now.
Mm-hmm. Where do you even get gas at 50? So look, I'm on 50.
I was just about to say y'all farting.
Love and light, man. Going three times.
Going 30. Going five.
He smoked that. I'm going to the West. This is Ray Vaughn, Cemetery Lantern.
At Cemetery Lanterns by Ray Vaughan. Shout out to Ray Vaughan. Shout out to Ray Vaughan. He's super fire to me. He like crazy. He's super fire to me.
Okay, I guess we're going to let the beat rise. That is Yo Train. That's what I was about to say. I thought there was going to be a big drop right there. No, that shit was fire.
I used to do that, too. In college, though.
Personal, what you up to? What you up to? I might be outside tonight for a little bit. Hey. Stay healthy for tomorrow. You know what I mean? Hey. Mark Lamont, you bitch ass nigga!
Lamping, cold lamping?
Ain't nobody rapping.
Wow. Congratulations. Amazing. I'm a father of the... Who would have ever thought?
It's a whole universe happening out there. Especially that event that you went to. That's going to be all that. It's the hottest shit in New York right now.
You can sit here at A&R all you want. You know it's bedtime.
That's why I just like the regular little pubs and low-key spots. You drink. Yeah, those are nice. Yeah. You drink, though. Yeah.
No, not at all. Or if you do, if someone does bother you, it's like a fly place. It's like, all right, I can talk to you here. Like in an event type of place, I'm not trying to do all that. It's not mixing. It's a genuine conversation. Yeah. Not yelling in someone's ear, like talking in the club in general. It ain't even a yelling. They would have a whole conversation.
Talking to your girl or something like that, someone's all up in your ear talking about some artist.
Just hang out, and maybe I'll get to you in a second.
Okay, haven't seen that one yet. And this girl- Did they get anybody for the, hey, do you need artwork? There's been a lot of them for years. They ran that shit for a while.
Yeah. A block. It's like a whodunit. It is a whodunit. It is kind of a whodunit. There's a dog in the closet, bro. This is a whodunit all over the place.
The dog was in the closet? The dog was in the closet.
I wonder where the other dogs was because one thing I could think. 12 years?
Hulu won't have one out tonight. Impact.
I wonder where they were because I could see if it was a suicide situation, you lock the dogs up so they don't.
I didn't want to say it, but yeah. Because if you leave dogs unattended, they will... And you're dead. They will eat you. The smell.
I'm sure the dog was legendary as well.
We're dog lovers up here.
That feels like poisoning or something that took a minute and everyone was just where they were. Yeah. I'm saying there's no gunshots, there's no stab wounds, there's no sign of... They said they fell unexpectedly.
Or it could just be she was taking her medicine and fell out in the shit. Collapsed at the moment. And then the heater by her head. She fell by the heater. That could just be they have a heater in the bathroom. It was cold in there or some shit.
But who knows? I'm going with poisoning, though. sudden collapses, different rooms, so it doesn't feel... Yeah. It feels like they took some shit and didn't know. We'll see. The dog is weird, though.
Like that shit in Breaking Bad? Something, yeah. I forgot what it was called.
The dog in the closet is what makes it weird, I think.
Probably ate some of the food. Probably ate some of the food and they gave him scraps.
But the dog in the closet is weird because that seems intentional.
The crazy shit, too, is they said that they had appeared to have been deceased for like two weeks. Mummification had begun. Mummification.
Yeah, you should go to the doctor.
Please, yes. We're joking around death.
He is. He is him. He does some amazing films. I'm with you, yes.
Oh, girl. Which one, little girl?
No, he's talking about the girl. I'm not talking about the president. With her, because she obviously left on a later flight.
I cried. I didn't cry, but it was good. It was powerful.
For sure, for sure. Great episode, bro.
Oh, that's true. Jane has a gun. As bad of us as one of her. Even if she's ill.
I knew he was going to say something inappropriate.
We'll immortalize you forever. I'm young. You're a girl. You stood tall. I'm definitely tying up Sinatra, though. But wait.
Yeah. So. I would have definitely just been like, I don't think this is going to go the way you want, Sinatra. I'm going to tie you up.
It's true. Sorry.
I might stay up late for that one. I don't know. But you said it comes out 3 a.m. 3 a.m. No, 12 o'clock.
All right. Great show.
I don't feel like they're going to close much in the final episode. Honestly, they're going to cliffhanger us to death. I'll take it.
They got a doozy.
I don't feel like it's right that I play it, but I mean, I guess if I must.
Oh, it's in the group chat. Don't you worry about it. Yeah, I know.
Where was this? Copacabana.
They was screaming. I feel like a room full of stiff white people would have been like, what does he mean?
But they were like, bro, you better tell them.
That shit sound fire, actually. That shit sound fire. Unless you end up. If I wasn't weirdos? If I wasn't.
I think it's even more fun being famous. No, that's bad.
I think it would be hilarious.
Oh, yeah? Okay. You know what I learned about too recently? Is there's a thing called Tinder, like, BFF. Where you swipe... You're feeling too deep. We were out at our sushi spot, and Ren was like... That group is like six, eight people at the table. She's like, I think that's a Tinder BFF. I'm like, what the fuck is that?
She's like, people go on, there's a Tinder, there's like a second Tinder where you meet friends and then they have like group meetups.
Similar situation where it's a bunch of strangers just going out to eat and making friends.
I think that is very interesting.
Oh, so they give you the profile, the whole layout of everybody. He's saying as it comes closer to the date. As it gets closer to.
Yeah, very much so. But kind of interesting. I wonder if you could, can you film? Dog, I got friends. They wouldn't let him. I have friends, man. Yeah, I don't really have time for it.
His man, he has a thousand man.
You excited about that, huh? Hey, Mark. All right. Who's driving?
You call going to- You listen to the space podcast? You went to Atlanta, right? That's adventurous.
She all right, too.
I'm gonna rest my case. Yo, Lenny Williams, fellow R. Kelly? He's 80. I'm just not feeling that.
He found R. Kelly, yo. You did hear his previous single, right? No. Nope. Would you like to hear it? Of course I do. I got to do it. I got to do it.
Hey, she took my drugs. Why in the hell did she take my underwear? Yeah, that's my shit. Yeah, I forgot about that record. That's my shit. That's the shit right there.
We will no longer be Hootie Who-ing with you.
It's a lot of gonorrhea in the old folks' home. Yeah, it's popping in the fucking old folks' home. You 80-something. Fucking gonorrhea, right?
He's just broadcasting.
I ain't bought shit yet, so I'm supportin'.
Oh, okay. People just want him to run.
I didn't know. I didn't even hear that. I didn't know. I thought the tour had been done.
But why wouldn't that be ironed out before you got on the plane to Australia? That's why it doesn't exist.
It's a good one. I would like to see that show too though. When's he coming?
Even the early camera phones. Yeah. Like, oh. Just grainy. You know what I mean? Oh, man. Can't tell who it was. Wasn't me. Wasn't me.
You are wrong. You are wrong, Freeze.
Where? Where? Federally. Federally. The country.
New York is $16.50. Jersey is $15.50. Thank you very much. That's what I remember.
I ain't listen to Friday yet. I listen to Reeves. Reeves and Drop. No, Reeves got away for Friday. Okay, go ahead. Take it away.
I thought you meant you were at the strip club hearing that.
Ree's album's pretty good. Ree's album. Oh, Ree's. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. His first independent. Yeah. It's an album. Short album, I guess. It's really sad. I played a sleeper off of there already, I think. So I'm not going to play nothing off it, but... It's great. Salute. Congratulations on your independence.
Yeah. Yeah. It's about that time. And they fired everybody that we know.
But I'm sure they're giving you the resume as they introduce themselves. Hey, I'm such and such from Atlantic Records. But that's what I'm saying.
But it's not even the age. Like I said, they ax everybody. Like, it's combined. It's combined. Which comes with age. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so.
You don't eat nothing that red lobster.
That is all. Oh, right. That's right. I don't eat chicken.
Sometimes it be weird when you go to the spot and you're like, I shouldn't be here.
Yeah, you got to find the old folks clubs. You ain't got to sit down. Not even that. We got to find the senior club.
That's the reason why I never fuck with it. Like, I just, I don't know for sure.
Yeah. Yes. We won't take him. We got $1,000.
No, that's not the same.
I didn't finish this one.
I started the first episode, got halfway through. I was like, I'm cool.
And the driver, when he started talking, I was like, He asked me for... Oh, yeah, the driver gave it up.
Some niggas, I'm going to take this moment to remind you. I'm him. Yeah, I'm him.
That's all I keep saying is he should have just took the deal.
He said it messes with his brand deals.
Can we do this?
The other ones, he don't really care. All right, cool. Yeah, you got pregnant, so...
I'm going to play this Will Smith and Big Sean, Beautiful Scars, man. Mr. Smith, Mr. Anderson.
What's good? How y'all doing?
And that, again, is Beautiful Scars, Will Smith and Big Sean featuring Obenga.
I'm waiting for that Jim Jones album.
It's next month, I believe.
You know how it goes sometimes. Yeah, sometimes you just be like, you know what, I know I can't fuck with her, so I don't know how that goes.
Fuck that.
Handle your business, King.
How? This is the third album of the trilogy. It was the... After Hours, Dawn FM, and now this. And he's killing off the weekend character as a whole. You know, he do all this extra shit with his music. I didn't get none of that from any of that.
That's not how the sample works?
Um, my first from track one, I was like, this sounds dark for sure. And I love dark weekend. Yeah. Like it still had that eighties synth sound.
But it wasn't poppy facts. So I was like, Oh yeah, I'm locked in already. I'm good. I didn't get, um, as far as you did, it was late. Yeah. But, um, Yeah, I just took away that, okay, if we want some dark sounding shit that is super synth up, you got me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Let me get that. You hogging it. Can I smoke with you? Can I smoke with you?
Overall, it's just... I don't know what the focus is.
With short albums, when y'all start giving me 9, 10, 11, 12 joints and they short songs...
Like, I don't think there's room for me having to be skipping records when you already gave me a short project at 30 minutes. Yeah, like, I'm good.
Are you okay? That's what I was hearing.
Soulja Boy and some snap rap from Atlanta. Like mixed.
Something sound louder.
No, you don't. Just let him figure it out on his own.
It told me. That's it.
Nah. This ain't the last one, money.
Y'all roll pass Home Depot? Empty.
A lot of niggas feel like if I could just get her away from him, I got her.
And what's your motivation for making it right today? That's the point.
I'm just reading this right here from them, and it says it not only lubricates but acts as a vaginal moisturizer. It's water-based, water-soluble, and condom compatible.
If I hired you for that... You didn't hire me for that. You didn't hire me to fuck nobody. You can't tell me what I hired you for. I'm about the dude. You didn't hire... I was the assistant. And you said to see if you really... And drug runner.
That's the power part. That's the real, now it's almost like humiliate you type shit. That's your ritual.
It's caught on video. Just respect to all the victims. There's a lot of side talk going around. I don't know what to get into.
Families. Imagine.
But yeah, to say there's no VIPs was disgusting enough.
Niggas want to take pictures of the body to be the first one to post. It's the rush to be first. It's the rush for the exclusive. We totally lost all human decency.
Thank you.
I get what you're saying. We never got to the desperation part, though.
They ain't going to sneak.