Episode 935 | "No Reason To Be Humble"
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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What are the early reactions to the Knicks' performance?
It's good to see you, too. Mark, what are you wearing, man? What do you mean? Stupid-ass 90-degree day. What do you mean, Parks? The Spurs shirt? Today? I am in full hater mode. Oh, I see. Full hater mode. It can't work. What do you get out of this? It don't work when you lost, when they lost. When you got swept by them. And they won? Oh, I ain't even think about that part. That's why I'm telling them we have to shut the fuck up. We haven't lost since April something. This don't work, your Spurs t-shirt. My only other option would be to be supportive of my friends and their joy. That's not true. No, you got a third one. What's that? Shut the fuck up. Shut up and be neutral. Shut up and be neutral. They should have never gave you the t-shirt press.
He in there just pressing anything on a goddamn shirt. I bought these, man. I do not press NBA apparel.
How does the discussion shift to Michael Jackson's documentary?
You know what I'm saying? You trying to get me locked up? You trying to get me another case?
No, I ain't going to lie.
I'm going to stick a Friday night on my ass. And it's your favorite color. Yeah, it's perfect. Smoked gray.
Matching the smoked gray jeans.
You know what I'm doing? The 90s. I just found these. These are new ones. Dead ass. They look like all of them. They're different. They're a different shade. They're not different.
They're baggy.
Baggy, yeah. That's baggy. Did you see the ones on Tuesday? I did. Yo, look how white Mark Ankle is, yo.
Oh, yeah. I didn't put no lotion on. Man, no socks. Oh, my God.
No socks. Okay, so in fairness, my wife is out of town. My wife's been out of town for like two weeks. So... What are you looking at me like that for? Because I'm waiting to hear the relevance. Lotion.
She got a lotion, you nigga? What you a newborn? What the fuck is he saying? What the fuck you talking about?
A toddler? What the fuck did you talk about, nigga? No, I'm saying like the little bit of care I did put into how I look. Was it because she was home? It's because she was there. Yeah. Now I got nothing. I still got the kids, so I'm not like I'm outside. So I'm just in the house ashy. Lotionless. No, no, no. Wipey not home. He using the lotion for something else.
Oh, he ran out of lotion.
He does that dry. I rubbed on that, dog. He does that dry. Ish does it standing up. I do it too much. That's crazy. That nigga said dry rub. That is hilarious. That's crazy, man. I just hit the point where I went. So you ain't wash clothes or nothing? I own 562 t-shirts and about 74 pair of dark gray jeans. I don't need nothing. You got it? Yeah. No, I'm ready for her to come home, though. It's right at that point. She flew to Paris for five days, came home this weekend, and then flew right back out to Jamaica, both for work conferences. Sure. Should I be suspicious? Wait a minute. As I'm saying it out loud.
Sweet. Yeah, man. As I'm saying it out loud. Sure, sure, sure.
Because my conferences be like in Spokane, Washington.
Right. You know what I mean? Hey.
Hey. Shit, click. I've been seeing the stories. She be on the beach. She be outside. But I figure that's like the let off day, right? No, it's a teleconference. The satellite. You stupid.
I don't care. I'm scary.
That's why I like mine without no job. You got to think of that. You got to think of shit like that. Work conference.
Girl, if you don't get it. You still watch?
A work conference. I wish you would. Remote pod. Remote pod. We going to work. We got a conference. Got you. What time we leaving? Imagine that. A work conference for five days? Yeah. I let her get it off. And then I got to be home and take care of the baby?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:39
2
What are the early reactions to the Knicks' performance?
0:39–1:29
3
How does the discussion shift to Michael Jackson's documentary?
1:29–1:04:23
4
What are the key moments from the Summer Walker concert experience?
1:04:23–1:05:09
5
What insights are shared about the new music releases?
1:05:09–1:06:08
6
What are the main points of the Cardi B and Lotto controversy?
1:06:08–2:08:32
7
What are the implications of Steph Curry's sneaker endorsements?
2:08:32–2:10:12
8
How does the conversation address the recent verdict in the Cyrus Carmack-Belton case?
2:10:12–3:19:19