Ike Barinholtz

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The first bite would be like an amuse-bouche, Chicago-style hot dog amuse-bouche.

The salad would be some kind of an Italian beef salad.

The main course would be like a pizza of some kind, maybe like a meat kind of pizza.

And the dessert would be

like chocolate covered beef or pork chocolate pork sausage no chocolate i'm out pork sausage with like a big cup of whiskey sir that would be my restaurant shies what's a beef shies

We never turn the light off, even if you have a heart attack at the table.

You are one of the great collectors of fake food in North America.

You are one of the great collectors of fake food in North America.

You are one of the great collectors of fake food in North America.

Fake garlic. I'm obsessed with this tiny Nutri-Grain. Can I have one?

Fake garlic. I'm obsessed with this tiny Nutri-Grain. Can I have one?

Fake garlic. I'm obsessed with this tiny Nutri-Grain. Can I have one?

I can't prove this, but I feel that the people who make these are perverts. You know, I mean, there's something mildly perverted about it in a good way.

I can't prove this, but I feel that the people who make these are perverts. You know, I mean, there's something mildly perverted about it in a good way.

I can't prove this, but I feel that the people who make these are perverts. You know, I mean, there's something mildly perverted about it in a good way.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Perverts can be great. Agree. Some of our greatest Americans have been perverts. FDR, hands down the best president. Huge pervert.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Perverts can be great. Agree. Some of our greatest Americans have been perverts. FDR, hands down the best president. Huge pervert.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Perverts can be great. Agree. Some of our greatest Americans have been perverts. FDR, hands down the best president. Huge pervert.

But to your point, perverts can be good. Creeps almost always are bad.