Ike Barinholtz

Welcome back to Justice for Perverts.

Consensual adults. Everyone's into it.

Consensual adults. Everyone's into it.

Consensual adults. Everyone's into it.

I might cake shame a little bit just because it's a waste of a delicious cake.

I might cake shame a little bit just because it's a waste of a delicious cake.

I might cake shame a little bit just because it's a waste of a delicious cake.

I love food. I take it very seriously. And when I see someone sitting in it and touching themselves, I'm just thinking, like, someone really put love into that cake and spent time baking. But to your point, I love a good pervert. Creeps, no thank you.

I love food. I take it very seriously. And when I see someone sitting in it and touching themselves, I'm just thinking, like, someone really put love into that cake and spent time baking. But to your point, I love a good pervert. Creeps, no thank you.

I love food. I take it very seriously. And when I see someone sitting in it and touching themselves, I'm just thinking, like, someone really put love into that cake and spent time baking. But to your point, I love a good pervert. Creeps, no thank you.

I had a friend who I loved, and he had a dad who I actually liked a lot. But I remember going to their house as a kid, and the dad had Playboys in the bathroom. And I was like, amazing. This is the greatest thing in the world. And then his parents got divorced, and then the next time I went over there, he had Hustler under there.

I had a friend who I loved, and he had a dad who I actually liked a lot. But I remember going to their house as a kid, and the dad had Playboys in the bathroom. And I was like, amazing. This is the greatest thing in the world. And then his parents got divorced, and then the next time I went over there, he had Hustler under there.

I had a friend who I loved, and he had a dad who I actually liked a lot. But I remember going to their house as a kid, and the dad had Playboys in the bathroom. And I was like, amazing. This is the greatest thing in the world. And then his parents got divorced, and then the next time I went over there, he had Hustler under there.

And then you're like, ugh. Because Playboy, you're like, when you're a, whatever, eight-year-old boy, you're like, ugh.

And then you're like, ugh. Because Playboy, you're like, when you're a, whatever, eight-year-old boy, you're like, ugh.

And then you're like, ugh. Because Playboy, you're like, when you're a, whatever, eight-year-old boy, you're like, ugh.

Hustler, you're like, that's pee. We're talking about pee now, which is not great for a young man.

Hustler, you're like, that's pee. We're talking about pee now, which is not great for a young man.

Hustler, you're like, that's pee. We're talking about pee now, which is not great for a young man.

Could not be more well said. I believe it was Mark Twain who first coined that phrase.