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Unknown 0:01
This is a HeadGum Podcast.
Tig Notaro 0:05
Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. That's smart. Not checking that you packed a backup book to read if you're almost finished with your current one? Major crisis. I finished my book on the first day of my trip. Hope the hotel has a gift shop.
Mae Martin 0:21
Yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I'm one of your hosts, Mae Martin, joined by two very handsome people as well. Tig Notaro. And Fortune Feimster.
Fortune Feimster 0:57
Hi, guys.
Tig Notaro 1:00
Welcome back. I feel like it's been a beat. I feel like it's been a beat. Yeah. And May doesn't have a bus in the background or traffic going by. What is going on?
Mae Martin 1:11
Where are you? How is this possible? And a proper microphone. I got my proper mic, got my proper headphones, and I got a hotel room just to do the pod because the Wi-Fi is so bad on the bus and it's been so chaotic. So I feel good. I did a couple push-ups. I had a shower.
Fortune Feimster 1:28
I was about to say the shower part is going to be nice. Oh, yeah, it's nice. That's worth it right there, the Wi-Fi and the shower.
Mae Martin 1:35
The bus driver said, don't shower when the bus is moving. You'll find it scary. And I was like, I'm fine. And then I was in the shower and he started and it was like, whoa. Oh, I got my razor in there. I'm trying to shave. No, it was bad. You're like, he was right. What do you shave? I knew you were going to, as soon as I said razor, I thought, oh no, I walked into that. Well, you know, I've, I started shaving my legs again just for fun. And it's, it's been a good time.
Tig Notaro 2:00
It's been a blast.
Mae Martin 2:01
Okay.
Tig Notaro 2:03
Could we see a shaven leg?
Mae Martin 2:07
Well, yeah.
Tig Notaro 2:08
Well, I'm in the mood.
Mae Martin 2:10
I didn't shave in this shower, so they're pretty prickly.
Tig Notaro 2:15
Whoa, that is a good looking shaved leg. Hot off the YouTube press.
Mae Martin 2:21
I like how it feels in the sheets, you know? I like that we're all wearing black.
Fortune Feimster 2:26
It feels in the sheets, too.
Yeah.
Fortune Feimster 2:29
Whatever it is.
Tig Notaro 2:31
It is a shaved leg. A smooth calf.
Fortune Feimster 2:35
Anything in this sheet is fine. Yeah, true.
Tig Notaro 2:39
Now, I can't remember, Mae, do you have hairy pits? No, I don't. You shave that too. Yeah, I can't.
Mae Martin 2:45
I don't know. You can't do it. Listen, no judgment to anyone where it's growing like out. like like out out you know it's that i can't do that but you know what about you guys so you're saying like rather than the hair that grows out and then hangs down yeah like i think if it's long enough to be draping that's fine but it's it's when it really grows out out but wait what about your pits and legs please both of you
Tig Notaro 3:12
I shave. Yeah. I'm a pretty little lady top to bottom. I am just no armpit hair, no leg hair. Yeah. I even shave my mustache. Yeah.
Mae Martin 3:27
Do you use like a razor or one of those little derma planer blades? I've sometimes done that on my face. Well, I don't really shave my mustache. Oh, I do. Because the testosterone, I think, makes me grow. Oh, right.
Fortune Feimster 3:45
That makes sense.
Tig Notaro 3:47
Yeah, yeah.
Fortune Feimster 3:47
I shave my armpits. I shave my legs. I like a smooth – I like to be smooth. Yeah, it feels good in the sheets. It feels good in the bed. It feels good in the sheets. Yeah. Anytime my armpits get unruly, yeah, it feels – I'm like, ugh. I want to, I don't know, something about shaving that makes it feel like, like how people say hair holds energy in your head. Wait, do they? Yeah.
Tig Notaro 4:14
They haven't told me that or me.
Fortune Feimster 4:16
I mean, the woo-woo people believe that your hair holds on to energy so that when you get it trimmed, you're like letting, shedding some of that energy. That feels right.
Mae Martin 4:29
Yeah.
Fortune Feimster 4:30
But you know, not everyone believes that, but I can see, I can see that. I believe it now for the rest of my life. All you have to do is say it.
Tig Notaro 4:37
I just got a haircut and I didn't experience that. You don't feel lighter? I mean, sure.
Fortune Feimster 4:44
I always feel lighter after a haircut. Yeah.
Tig Notaro 4:46
Well, I guess technically you are, you know, if you were to weigh in.
Fortune Feimster 4:50
Yeah. Probably a little bit lighter. A shedding of sorts.

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