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Hi, guys.
Welcome back. I feel like it's been a beat. I feel like it's been a beat. Yeah. And May doesn't have a bus in the background or traffic going by. What is going on?
Where are you? How is this possible? And a proper microphone. I got my proper mic, got my proper headphones, and I got a hotel room just to do the pod because the Wi-Fi is so bad on the bus and it's been so chaotic. So I feel good. I did a couple push-ups. I had a shower.
I was about to say the shower part is going to be nice. Oh, yeah, it's nice. That's worth it right there, the Wi-Fi and the shower.
The bus driver said, don't shower when the bus is moving. You'll find it scary. And I was like, I'm fine. And then I was in the shower and he started and it was like, whoa. Oh, I got my razor in there. I'm trying to shave. No, it was bad. You're like, he was right. What do you shave? I knew you were going to, as soon as I said razor, I thought, oh no, I walked into that. Well, you know, I've, I started shaving my legs again just for fun. And it's, it's been a good time.
It's been a blast.
Okay.
Could we see a shaven leg?
Well, yeah.
Well, I'm in the mood.
I didn't shave in this shower, so they're pretty prickly.
Whoa, that is a good looking shaved leg. Hot off the YouTube press.
I like how it feels in the sheets, you know? I like that we're all wearing black.
It feels in the sheets, too.
Yeah.
Whatever it is.
It is a shaved leg. A smooth calf.
Anything in this sheet is fine. Yeah, true.
Now, I can't remember, Mae, do you have hairy pits? No, I don't. You shave that too. Yeah, I can't.
I don't know. You can't do it. Listen, no judgment to anyone where it's growing like out. like like out out you know it's that i can't do that but you know what about you guys so you're saying like rather than the hair that grows out and then hangs down yeah like i think if it's long enough to be draping that's fine but it's it's when it really grows out out but wait what about your pits and legs please both of you
I shave. Yeah. I'm a pretty little lady top to bottom. I am just no armpit hair, no leg hair. Yeah. I even shave my mustache. Yeah.
Do you use like a razor or one of those little derma planer blades? I've sometimes done that on my face. Well, I don't really shave my mustache. Oh, I do. Because the testosterone, I think, makes me grow. Oh, right.
That makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
I shave my armpits. I shave my legs. I like a smooth – I like to be smooth. Yeah, it feels good in the sheets. It feels good in the bed. It feels good in the sheets. Yeah. Anytime my armpits get unruly, yeah, it feels – I'm like, ugh. I want to, I don't know, something about shaving that makes it feel like, like how people say hair holds energy in your head. Wait, do they? Yeah.
They haven't told me that or me.
I mean, the woo-woo people believe that your hair holds on to energy so that when you get it trimmed, you're like letting, shedding some of that energy. That feels right.
Yeah.
But you know, not everyone believes that, but I can see, I can see that. I believe it now for the rest of my life. All you have to do is say it.
I just got a haircut and I didn't experience that. You don't feel lighter? I mean, sure.
I always feel lighter after a haircut. Yeah.
Well, I guess technically you are, you know, if you were to weigh in.
Yeah. Probably a little bit lighter. A shedding of sorts.
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