Ike Barinholtz

You are one of the great collectors of fake food in North America.

You are one of the great collectors of fake food in North America.

You are one of the great collectors of fake food in North America.

Fake garlic. I'm obsessed with this tiny Nutri-Grain. Can I have one?

Fake garlic. I'm obsessed with this tiny Nutri-Grain. Can I have one?

Fake garlic. I'm obsessed with this tiny Nutri-Grain. Can I have one?

I can't prove this, but I feel that the people who make these are perverts. You know, I mean, there's something mildly perverted about it in a good way.

I can't prove this, but I feel that the people who make these are perverts. You know, I mean, there's something mildly perverted about it in a good way.

I can't prove this, but I feel that the people who make these are perverts. You know, I mean, there's something mildly perverted about it in a good way.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Perverts can be great. Agree. Some of our greatest Americans have been perverts. FDR, hands down the best president. Huge pervert.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Perverts can be great. Agree. Some of our greatest Americans have been perverts. FDR, hands down the best president. Huge pervert.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Perverts can be great. Agree. Some of our greatest Americans have been perverts. FDR, hands down the best president. Huge pervert.

But to your point, perverts can be good. Creeps almost always are bad.

But to your point, perverts can be good. Creeps almost always are bad.

But to your point, perverts can be good. Creeps almost always are bad.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Welcome back to Justice for Perverts.

Welcome back to Justice for Perverts.