Interviewee 1

And how did you pay? A card. Card. Car.

What do you like about your credit card? I can use it and spend money.

I don't need to bring a set amount of cash. Do you usually pay with credit cards?

I've been meaning to sign one up, I just haven't gotten around to it.

And why did you get your first card? I just felt like I was 18 and it was time for me to just get a card. Yeah, all my friends had one, so I wanted one too.

She was very likable. She was very charismatic. And then on top of it, she was a veteran and badass and had these injuries. We would kind of quietly make sure that when she was in our environment at the gym, she was protected.

Like have a seizure or any other sort of medical emergency? No. I don't, I don't think I did. Did you ever witness... having what Sophie calls one of her episodes? I did not.

I saw more of the videos than I did in person. And did she ever have any episodes when you were with her?

Just press play. Watch this. I feel perfectly comfortable with my life. I like my job. I'm happy with my family. I love my wife. I'm healthy. I'm perfectly content. That's why I'm asking you, what is it you can do for me?

He turned off the laser.

Who is that? Hands up. Speak English? Get up. Let me see your hands. Got any guns on you? No, sir. Face away from me. We're journalists. I couldn't believe it.

And set up an ambush on the American side to apprehend us. Immediately, my coyotes jumped back into the water, swimming back to Mexico. Come back. Come back. Over here. Get over here.

There was one guy here. He obviously ran back. And then the two USCs right there.

That's a racist question. Of course.

Yeah, I think it's pretty bullshit. Yeah, I'm not a fan of it. We don't care what we vote for, we just go in there and tick a few boxes and then fingers crossed we get the right one, I don't know. Are you guys drunk right now? Yeah, we had a few beers before, a couple shots. Beer with brekkie, you know.

Straws represent only 0.02% of the nine million tons of plastic waste that is estimated. People would like to keep the plastic straw, just saying.

Oh! Oh!

Yes. I have it all ready set up.

I'm going to be donating it to science.

I have no living relatives. Who's going to bury me?

Uh, yeah, they don't care about my body.

I said it.

She was a woman in a time who needed transportation. And she was unable to take the transportation she deserved in the... Can I say seat?

In the seat she deserved.

A letter to the editor in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Okay, great. Hi, Howard. I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

But once he saw it, once the letter was published, he was sort of mildly horrified.

It's hard to tell. You know, it seemed like he would sort of go back and forth between being proud of the fact that he was able to achieve this being published in this journal and sort of being distressed by the fact that it actually made it into print.

I wanted to throw up. I wanted to scream.

Oh, buggy. Oh, I thought human insects.

Thank you.