Interviewee 2
Appearances
Debt Heads
S1.E2 - The House Always Wins (Part One)
Hello, can I ask you a question about your shopping trip today? Sure. Did you buy anything today? Yes, I did.
Debt Heads
S1.E2 - The House Always Wins (Part One)
The chicken is a little dry. I would have preferred it a little more juicy. And I think the bun, it looks almost faux brioche. It's not as soft as a brioche.
Nobody Should Believe Me
S05 Ep06: Human Timebomb
No, I never witnessed that. Have you ever seen her have a seizure? No. No. Go into an episode of paralysis? No. Or have a seizure? No.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yes.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
30, 35%?
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I have to say, Democrats, call your office. You know, we're March Madness Times. Terrible, terrible, terrible to quote the great Charles Barkley. View Democratic Party favorably. CNN, SRS. Look at this. Twenty nine percent. NBC News. You want to go lower than that? How about twenty seven percent? Both are record lows. The low is going back to 1992 in CNN posts. Wow. Damn.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah, probably because he can't match the guy's energy on the right. Guy's going full, like, sports announcer mode.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Well done. Nice. Why does he look so uncomfortable? Holy shit. I want to hire this guy. Look at Bernie Sanders-Trump crossover. He looks like the dad from Modern Family. If you're positive, watch this one. Watch this Dems on Dems. Go.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
So data is data, right? Data is data. So when you look at that, this is not good. So then the question becomes, how did you guys get here?
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah, he really spins.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah. Wow.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21. 21.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah, but I'm independent. You're independent of what? Independent media. Me and this guy. It's called All Gas, No Breaks. You're bad. Exactly. Exactly.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
What a bunch of losers.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Jeffrey Goldberg from the Atlantic, one of the biggest hoax artists around. I happen to know the guy's a total sleazebag. The Atlantic is a failed magazine, does very, very poorly. You're talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who's made a profession of peddling hoaxes time and time again. This is a guy that peddles in garbage.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
But, you know... But, you know...
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Last time the president broke into Watergate, this time he's gonna steal the whole damn hotel.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
It's not about what you believe, it's about the truth.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Reporting this story will take all the skills you have.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
What? No, that's too easy. I got you this whole disguise.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
What?
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
But we have a source and a trench coat.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
This doesn't make sense. Why would they just add you to... Oh. They added me, too. After we steal the hotel, let's bomb emoji, Iran flag emoji, then we all rain spurt emoji bitches.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
I think we can just put out the screenshots.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Maybe if you put on the disguise?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Yeah. That's a lot of dicks.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
We didn't get those typical upsets that we're used to. The top four seeds in each region, a combined 16-0 in the first round for the first time since 2017.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month
What's the blackest thing you've ever done? Eat chitlins. Oh, man, I put cereal in the glad bag so I can keep it for the roaches. Because if the roach ate it first, I'm damn sure I ain't going to eat it.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | In the Field 2024
People are nuts like that. I'm wearing these, right? Yeah.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | In the Field 2024
Jordan never did that move. It's really about Trump, is it? You lucky you bigger than me, man.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | In the Field 2024
Duluth is gritty and resilient and real. We work hard. We really care about each other.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | In the Field 2024
Now, what do you think of these sneakers? You know, it's very patriotic. I think that there's no rules in fashion. You can wear whatever you want, but me personally, I would not wear it. Would you cop these?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | In the Field 2024
You wouldn't? No. Hard pass. It looks very 2009 dated. Actually, they look like they don't bend. What are your thoughts on this shoe? Trying to be chic, but also very nationalistic. Got you. Now, would you wear the shoe? No. Okay. So you think if you wore these to school, you might get, like, roasted up. Definitely. Yeah. Because, like, what grade are you in? Seventh. You're in seventh grade?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | In the Field 2024
Yeah. How tall are you? 6'1". I play basketball. You should. Do you think there's a sort of like Mike situation where as soon as you put him on, you get indicted? Probably. If not indicted by the judicial system, he'll be indicted by society. Do you think they go up even higher or they go down if he goes to jail? I think if he goes to jail, they're probably going like 20K, something crazy.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
RFK Jr.’s Fiery Hearing, Rethinking Social Media | Filmmaker Rachel Mason
Instagram? Oh, I mean, I deleted it last week. I'll probably delete it again. We don't need it.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
RFK Jr.’s Fiery Hearing, Rethinking Social Media | Filmmaker Rachel Mason
He's probably already done enough. Yeah. We probably should delete the app. Do you guys want to do it? Right now? Wait. I saw this post that was like, people get FOMO from not being on social media, but then they get FOMO from real life. from being on social media.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
RFK Jr.’s Fiery Hearing, Rethinking Social Media | Filmmaker Rachel Mason
Is that really meta?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
RFK Jr.’s Fiery Hearing, Rethinking Social Media | Filmmaker Rachel Mason
I'm going to delete. Airbnb. I don't know if it doesn't count, but for the sake of this.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
RFK Jr.’s Fiery Hearing, Rethinking Social Media | Filmmaker Rachel Mason
It definitely just feels very propaganda. incredibly angry to see it so blatantly broadcasted that like the wealth of I mean combined wealth of like trillion dollars sits right in front of the cabinet right next to the president I mean do you think the anger is justified 100% yes yes yes completely 100% you guys are so pissed you're like about to punch me calm down um Trump sucks so it's kind of
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
RFK Jr.’s Fiery Hearing, Rethinking Social Media | Filmmaker Rachel Mason
I'm on Instagram and Snapchat. Okay. Instagram and...
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
That's a grocery store.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Right, that's what I've heard.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Oh my God, I've been using this word for like 28 years.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Oh, okay.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Oh, the Beatles.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Is that, Lennon said that? Eat that booty like groceries.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Just from our apps. Food, is that still on the table?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
My girlfriend says Nom Noms.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
And he was just staring at me.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
He's saying to every business in every country in the world, if you want to sell to America, move your business here. I get it. And in the long run, he's right. But in the long run, we're all dead.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
And they were sold off like you would sell off the parts of a cow.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Look, I know the pizza's great, but this is not how you deal with conflict. All right, I'll be right back.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
So what did the FBI find? There were coolers and freezers of disarticulated body parts. You know, a cooler of arms, a cooler of legs.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Verwandle deine Leidenschaft mit Shopify in ein Business. Und knack Umsatzrekorde mit dem Checkout mit der weltweit besten Conversion. Du hast richtig gehört. Der Checkout mit der weltweit besten Conversion. Der legendäre Checkout von Shopify vereinfacht das Shoppen auf deiner Website bis hin zu Social Media und überall dazwischen. Ja, das ist Musik für deine Ohren.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Wie du es auch drehst und wendest, mit Shopify kannst du zu einem echten Hip werden. Starte deinen Test noch heute für nur einen Euro pro Monat auf shopify.de.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
I think it should, but it's not going to happen because people won't even wear masks.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
They found heads. They found the torso of a large human male with the head of a small female sewn on the top.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Everybody has to decide, and it's mandatory to vote. So if the result doesn't go your way, you can't complain. If we lose, oh, we're sad, but at least we've had a chance to vote. And that's it, brother. Done.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Verwandle deine Leidenschaft mit Shopify in ein Business. Und knack Umsatzrekorde mit dem Checkout mit der weltweit besten Conversion. Du hast richtig gehört. Der Checkout mit der weltweit besten Conversion. Der legendäre Checkout von Shopify vereinfacht das Shoppen auf deiner Website bis hin zu Social Media und überall dazwischen. Na, das ist Musik für deine Ohren.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Wie du es auch drehst und wendest, mit Shopify kannst du zu einem echten Hip werden. Starte deinen Test noch heute für nur einen Euro pro Monat auf shopify.de.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
This case is about the harm that was done to people and families, not about penis wine.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
This is horrific. This is not just an Arizona problem, it's a nationwide problem. And if you think it's not happening in your backyard, you're mistaken.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Right now, we haven't switched yet, but we are in the process of switching.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Das ist Musik für deine Ohren. Wie du es auch drehst und wendest, mit Shopify kannst du zu einem echten Hip werden. Starte deinen Test noch heute für nur einen Euro pro Monat auf shopify.de slash rekorde.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
Millionaire! Lady, you do not know what he said to his children. Can we Google it? No! What the ? I have a dream that one day, that's all I got.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
That's right. She earned that. Freedom and the liberty. She earned that. To do what we want to do. That's right. It's the lady's birthday. It's your birthday. How old are you? I'm 50. What? That's what I'm talking about. Black don't crack. It's OK.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
I think he would stand inside, because it's too damn cold. Why is Martin Luther King Day the coldest day of the year? I mean, why can't we celebrate him in July? Then we can, you know, march outside and have a cookout.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
Oh, so a black man can't have two birthdays? It's 2019, Trevor. I thought we'd move past this.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
You know what I want to remember? The real Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, not the whitewashed Hallmark version. Because every year people talk about the same stuff. The I Have a Dream speech, the March on Washington, how he had the voice of a Scooby Doo ghost. I have a dream. And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
But the real Dr. King did not fit in any box. White moderates think he would have been on their side, but he thought they were worse for the civil rights movement than the Klan. And mattress stores are out here having MLK Day sales, but Dr. King was anti-capitalist. And even though he was a reverend and a man of God, he allegedly had a whole bunch of affairs.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
I don't think so. It's part of his legacy. A reminder that our heroes aren't perfect, they're people. And I'm not being disrespectful. Just the opposite. MLK was out there getting it. And probably still could. I mean, if he showed up on my Bumble, I'd take him to the mountain top and the valley low.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
Well, he wouldn't be on Tinder. That man had class. If everyone knew that fighting for civil rights could get you some, a lot more people would fight for equality, equal pay, voting rights, and whoever can stop black people from getting shot by the police will tonight! Okay? I'll show up! I'll show up, all right? Now, first you get a million in the streets, then you get a million in the sheets.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
Dulcé Sloan, everybody!
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TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day
Saw some shows, ate some food, did some shopping.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
Okay. No offense, but it looks kind of infantile. My guess is it's not worth very much. You need to talk to somebody who's a qualified art appraiser.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
One of my great tax planning secrets for you today is dying. If you own stock or if you owned a house at some point, hang on to it. It's the doing something with it, selling, that triggers tax. Then when you die, it's never taxed. So dying turns out to be tax efficient. That's something that wealthy people count on. That's deferring, right? Yeah.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
That's great advice. I want you to die generations from now. Thank you. It's a better tax deal anyways.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
Regular wage earners. I mean, everybody pays tax if they've got income and the wealthy people are paying tax, too. But if you look at their income versus how much tax they're paying, they're typically paying a lot lower rates.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
Good question. Somebody at the lower end has to be paying the regular taxes to make room for the government to do those things.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
Yeah, that's that's that's terrifying. The more you know about tax, the more terrifying it can be. So I don't sleep very much.
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In the Field with Josh Johnson
so heavily. Do you think that maybe it should go the other way? Maybe New York should have to pay $9 to get into Jersey.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
Teleportation. Teleportation is actually way more likely than the regular service.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
big tax shelter. So generally speaking, you write off a piece of the building every year.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
Yeah, a good you lets you know, not only are you in New York, but you're really alive.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
I would say Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning. Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders. And Celine Dion.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
But just to clarify, you only get to do this if you own the building, not that you work here.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
Yeah, all right. I feel like you're just trying to beat Michael Jai White now. No, no, no, no, no, no.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Josh Johnson
Yeah, unbelievable. Unbelievable. Who are you going to be voting for? Biden.
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In the Field with Josh Johnson
There are lots of people who've gotten in trouble with fake charities. So that won't work. Churches are qualified charities, which is why some people have tried to start their own churches.
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In the Field with Josh Johnson
He had me at the first question. I mean, the first day. He messed up.
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In the Field with Josh Johnson
I don't think they call them followers, but I don't know. Oh, that's right. That's like a cult thing. Another thing that wealthy people do, you've got art. How much is it worth? Donate it to charity. And if you donate it, how much can you fairly write off?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball
I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball
I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Masks will never protect Americans.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Actually, some people have died from the vaccine. Don't believe me, go to the media, go to the Google or... Some people have died from COVID? Yes.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Well, for kids, the harm is they can't gauge emotional awareness of other kids. They don't see the facial expressions.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
One thing with me, I try not to argue facts.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Well, the dangers are what you think they are. The ICUs here are full. Yeah, but how many positive tests in all of North Carolina have died? How many are sick? The ones in the ICU are pretty sick.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Yeah. I've been in ICUs three times in the last year and a half with my wife and have questioned the nurses and doctors.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Do you now? Is that true? or are they just being the diagnosis on paper? I've walked through the hospitals, I've videotaped inside the hospitals, and guess what? It's not full of COVID patients.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
We're saving the kids from all that's going on with CRT, critical race theory.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
No, where are they going to learn about racism mostly? Walking past one of the tobacco fields? Well, no, not walking past a tobacco field, sir. You know, it's not like that.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
They're rituals. Six feet apart, wear a mask. I don't know.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I think you're killing people. Go get your vaccine! Let me come over here and let me cough on you. Oh, bullshit. You know, Ron DeSantis and Ted Cruz have both been vaccinated. Bullshit.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
The ICUs here are full. Yeah, but in the general scope of things of the entire population of everybody who's been tested, what does that weigh out to?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I'm not an anti-vaxxer. Just don't be putting some shit in my... Don't be putting some stuff in my body that isn't proven.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Yes, because we know it's coming to Pennsylvania.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Kills me. Biden gets in. Biden gets the credit for the vaccine. Oh, yeah, give me the vaccine.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I think Trump did what he could do.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
It's everything. It's everything, because once it's gone out of control, you don't reel it in.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Tens of thousands of people have already died from the vaccine. When the flu vaccine came out, 75 people died, and they stopped it to rework it.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I get that stat from the... Oh, gosh. The V-P-E-A-R, the one that puts out the stats. Let me ask my daughter. Libby!
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
No, not the CDC. The BS. What's that people? What's that? The B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. What did you say?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Oh, my God, what side are you on? Are you nuts?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I am not for the vaccine. Are you out of your mind?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Getting ahead of the mandate.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Yes. We don't want the mandate to come to PA. We don't want to take the vaccine.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
So many don't get it. It's 1937 and never again is now.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
You shouldn't be able to force that stuff on people. It's step one. Then there'll be step two.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Who knows? I'm not a conspiracy theorist. We have step one with polio. They didn't really mandate that. The people were docile back in the industrious age. They were more willing to take these shots.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Polio has to be because we know what it's done. Don't we know what COVID's done?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Eating healthy, boosting your immunity system, and don't watch the news because it's just brainwashing you with fear. And the fear is lowering your frequency. I only eat fish and only certain kind of fish. Like, for example, I don't eat tuna. And I actually found that out when I was trying to feed tuna to my cat and she shook her head and walked off.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I don't think it's a vaccine. I think it's snapping the DNA in half.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I think what's interesting, especially coming from Germany, I think history is repeating itself right now.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
The vaccine mandates and everything. It's like it's turning into a police state.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Yes. Where's your papers? Where are your papers? It's very similar to the Hitler times.
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TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah
But you know what it was? It was short and sweet.
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TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah
My resolution for 2016 is to do everything I can to not just restore the American dream, but to expand it to reach more people.
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TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah
This is one of the typical canisters that contains the fat and the fluid that's removed. You can remove four or five of these.
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TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah
No, that's not. People think that's true, but it's not.
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TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah
It's not going to make you handsome if you're not handsome to begin with. Do you think I'm handsome? You're not doing it for your face. You're doing it for your body image. Do you think I should do it for my face? No, no, absolutely not.
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TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah
Would it be possible to get sedated during one of the consultations? No. No.
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Democrats' Cringey Opposition, DEI Ban Black History Quiz | Gabrielle Union
A woman who
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Democrats' Cringey Opposition, DEI Ban Black History Quiz | Gabrielle Union
Oh, some people are just posterior orifices. I don't understand that concept.
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Democrats' Cringey Opposition, DEI Ban Black History Quiz | Gabrielle Union
But I guess they have some issues. More therapy required.
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TDS Time Machine | Triumph's Election Coverage
Yes, I would agree with that.
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TDS Time Machine | Triumph's Election Coverage
They're probably going to call out each other on stuff.
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TDS Time Machine | Triumph's Election Coverage
So there's an application called the CBP One app, where you can go on as an illegal mic.
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TDS Time Machine | Triumph's Election Coverage
Boring! How are you doing?
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TDS Time Machine | Triumph's Election Coverage
You know, that stuff's classified.