Interviewee 2

Do you know what your interest rate is? No. No.

Hello, can I ask you a question about your shopping trip today? Sure. Did you buy anything today? Yes, I did.

Korean barbecue fried chicken sandwich.

The chicken is a little dry. I would have preferred it a little more juicy. And I think the bun, it looks almost faux brioche. It's not as soft as a brioche.

No, I never witnessed that. Have you ever seen her have a seizure? No. No. Go into an episode of paralysis? No. Or have a seizure? No.

Yes.

Yeah.

30, 35%?

I have to say, Democrats, call your office. You know, we're March Madness Times. Terrible, terrible, terrible to quote the great Charles Barkley. View Democratic Party favorably. CNN, SRS. Look at this. Twenty nine percent. NBC News. You want to go lower than that? How about twenty seven percent? Both are record lows. The low is going back to 1992 in CNN posts. Wow. Damn.

Yeah, probably because he can't match the guy's energy on the right. Guy's going full, like, sports announcer mode.

Well done. Nice. Why does he look so uncomfortable? Holy shit. I want to hire this guy. Look at Bernie Sanders-Trump crossover. He looks like the dad from Modern Family. If you're positive, watch this one. Watch this Dems on Dems. Go.

So data is data, right? Data is data. So when you look at that, this is not good. So then the question becomes, how did you guys get here?

Yeah, he really spins.

Yeah.

Yeah. Wow.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21. 21.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I'm independent. You're independent of what? Independent media. Me and this guy. It's called All Gas, No Breaks. You're bad. Exactly. Exactly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What a bunch of losers.

Jeffrey Goldberg from the Atlantic, one of the biggest hoax artists around. I happen to know the guy's a total sleazebag. The Atlantic is a failed magazine, does very, very poorly. You're talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who's made a profession of peddling hoaxes time and time again. This is a guy that peddles in garbage.

But, you know... But, you know...

Last time the president broke into Watergate, this time he's gonna steal the whole damn hotel.

It's not about what you believe, it's about the truth.

Reporting this story will take all the skills you have.

What? No, that's too easy. I got you this whole disguise.

What?

But we have a source and a trench coat.

This doesn't make sense. Why would they just add you to... Oh. They added me, too. After we steal the hotel, let's bomb emoji, Iran flag emoji, then we all rain spurt emoji bitches.

I think we can just put out the screenshots.

Maybe if you put on the disguise?

Yeah. That's a lot of dicks.

We didn't get those typical upsets that we're used to. The top four seeds in each region, a combined 16-0 in the first round for the first time since 2017.

What's the blackest thing you've ever done? Eat chitlins. Oh, man, I put cereal in the glad bag so I can keep it for the roaches. Because if the roach ate it first, I'm damn sure I ain't going to eat it.

Really?

People are nuts like that. I'm wearing these, right? Yeah.

Jordan never did that move. It's really about Trump, is it? You lucky you bigger than me, man.

Duluth is gritty and resilient and real. We work hard. We really care about each other.

Now, what do you think of these sneakers? You know, it's very patriotic. I think that there's no rules in fashion. You can wear whatever you want, but me personally, I would not wear it. Would you cop these?

You wouldn't? No. Hard pass. It looks very 2009 dated. Actually, they look like they don't bend. What are your thoughts on this shoe? Trying to be chic, but also very nationalistic. Got you. Now, would you wear the shoe? No. Okay. So you think if you wore these to school, you might get, like, roasted up. Definitely. Yeah. Because, like, what grade are you in? Seventh. You're in seventh grade?

Yeah. How tall are you? 6'1". I play basketball. You should. Do you think there's a sort of like Mike situation where as soon as you put him on, you get indicted? Probably. If not indicted by the judicial system, he'll be indicted by society. Do you think they go up even higher or they go down if he goes to jail? I think if he goes to jail, they're probably going like 20K, something crazy.

Instagram? Oh, I mean, I deleted it last week. I'll probably delete it again. We don't need it.

He's probably already done enough. Yeah. We probably should delete the app. Do you guys want to do it? Right now? Wait. I saw this post that was like, people get FOMO from not being on social media, but then they get FOMO from real life. from being on social media.

Is that really meta?

I'm going to delete. Airbnb. I don't know if it doesn't count, but for the sake of this.

It definitely just feels very propaganda. incredibly angry to see it so blatantly broadcasted that like the wealth of I mean combined wealth of like trillion dollars sits right in front of the cabinet right next to the president I mean do you think the anger is justified 100% yes yes yes completely 100% you guys are so pissed you're like about to punch me calm down um Trump sucks so it's kind of

I'm on Instagram and Snapchat. Okay. Instagram and...

That's a grocery store.

Right, that's what I've heard.

Oh my God, I've been using this word for like 28 years.

Oh, okay.

Oh, the Beatles.

Is that, Lennon said that? Eat that booty like groceries.

Just from our apps. Food, is that still on the table?

My girlfriend says Nom Noms.

And he was just staring at me.

He's saying to every business in every country in the world, if you want to sell to America, move your business here. I get it. And in the long run, he's right. But in the long run, we're all dead.

And they were sold off like you would sell off the parts of a cow.

Look, I know the pizza's great, but this is not how you deal with conflict. All right, I'll be right back.

So what did the FBI find? There were coolers and freezers of disarticulated body parts. You know, a cooler of arms, a cooler of legs.

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I think it should, but it's not going to happen because people won't even wear masks.

They found heads. They found the torso of a large human male with the head of a small female sewn on the top.

Everybody has to decide, and it's mandatory to vote. So if the result doesn't go your way, you can't complain. If we lose, oh, we're sad, but at least we've had a chance to vote. And that's it, brother. Done.

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This case is about the harm that was done to people and families, not about penis wine.

This is horrific. This is not just an Arizona problem, it's a nationwide problem. And if you think it's not happening in your backyard, you're mistaken.

Right now, we haven't switched yet, but we are in the process of switching.

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Millionaire! Lady, you do not know what he said to his children. Can we Google it? No! What the ? I have a dream that one day, that's all I got.

That's right. She earned that. Freedom and the liberty. She earned that. To do what we want to do. That's right. It's the lady's birthday. It's your birthday. How old are you? I'm 50. What? That's what I'm talking about. Black don't crack. It's OK.

I think he would stand inside, because it's too damn cold. Why is Martin Luther King Day the coldest day of the year? I mean, why can't we celebrate him in July? Then we can, you know, march outside and have a cookout.

Oh, so a black man can't have two birthdays? It's 2019, Trevor. I thought we'd move past this.

You know what I want to remember? The real Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, not the whitewashed Hallmark version. Because every year people talk about the same stuff. The I Have a Dream speech, the March on Washington, how he had the voice of a Scooby Doo ghost. I have a dream. And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.

But the real Dr. King did not fit in any box. White moderates think he would have been on their side, but he thought they were worse for the civil rights movement than the Klan. And mattress stores are out here having MLK Day sales, but Dr. King was anti-capitalist. And even though he was a reverend and a man of God, he allegedly had a whole bunch of affairs.

I don't think so. It's part of his legacy. A reminder that our heroes aren't perfect, they're people. And I'm not being disrespectful. Just the opposite. MLK was out there getting it. And probably still could. I mean, if he showed up on my Bumble, I'd take him to the mountain top and the valley low.

Well, he wouldn't be on Tinder. That man had class. If everyone knew that fighting for civil rights could get you some, a lot more people would fight for equality, equal pay, voting rights, and whoever can stop black people from getting shot by the police will tonight! Okay? I'll show up! I'll show up, all right? Now, first you get a million in the streets, then you get a million in the sheets.

Dulcé Sloan, everybody!

Saw some shows, ate some food, did some shopping.

Okay. No offense, but it looks kind of infantile. My guess is it's not worth very much. You need to talk to somebody who's a qualified art appraiser.

You're just not there yet, Josh.

One of my great tax planning secrets for you today is dying. If you own stock or if you owned a house at some point, hang on to it. It's the doing something with it, selling, that triggers tax. Then when you die, it's never taxed. So dying turns out to be tax efficient. That's something that wealthy people count on. That's deferring, right? Yeah.

That's great advice. I want you to die generations from now. Thank you. It's a better tax deal anyways.

Regular wage earners. I mean, everybody pays tax if they've got income and the wealthy people are paying tax, too. But if you look at their income versus how much tax they're paying, they're typically paying a lot lower rates.

Good question. Somebody at the lower end has to be paying the regular taxes to make room for the government to do those things.

Yeah, that's that's that's terrifying. The more you know about tax, the more terrifying it can be. So I don't sleep very much.

F*** cars. F*** both. F*** the cars.

so heavily. Do you think that maybe it should go the other way? Maybe New York should have to pay $9 to get into Jersey.

Teleportation. Teleportation is actually way more likely than the regular service.

a much cooler chase.

big tax shelter. So generally speaking, you write off a piece of the building every year.

Yeah, a good you lets you know, not only are you in New York, but you're really alive.

I would say Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning. Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders. And Celine Dion.

But just to clarify, you only get to do this if you own the building, not that you work here.

Yeah, all right. I feel like you're just trying to beat Michael Jai White now. No, no, no, no, no, no.

By a long pause.

Yeah, unbelievable. Unbelievable. Who are you going to be voting for? Biden.

There are lots of people who've gotten in trouble with fake charities. So that won't work. Churches are qualified charities, which is why some people have tried to start their own churches.

He had me at the first question. I mean, the first day. He messed up.

I don't think they call them followers, but I don't know. Oh, that's right. That's like a cult thing. Another thing that wealthy people do, you've got art. How much is it worth? Donate it to charity. And if you donate it, how much can you fairly write off?

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

And he was just staring at me.

I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.

Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.

If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

Jeremy, I want to tell you something.

Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

And he was just staring at me.

I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.

Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.

If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

Jeremy, I want to tell you something.

Definitely.

Masks will never protect Americans.

Actually, some people have died from the vaccine. Don't believe me, go to the media, go to the Google or... Some people have died from COVID? Yes.

Well, for kids, the harm is they can't gauge emotional awareness of other kids. They don't see the facial expressions.

One thing with me, I try not to argue facts.

Well, the dangers are what you think they are. The ICUs here are full. Yeah, but how many positive tests in all of North Carolina have died? How many are sick? The ones in the ICU are pretty sick.

Yeah. I've been in ICUs three times in the last year and a half with my wife and have questioned the nurses and doctors.

Do you now? Is that true? or are they just being the diagnosis on paper? I've walked through the hospitals, I've videotaped inside the hospitals, and guess what? It's not full of COVID patients.

We're saving the kids from all that's going on with CRT, critical race theory.

No, where are they going to learn about racism mostly? Walking past one of the tobacco fields? Well, no, not walking past a tobacco field, sir. You know, it's not like that.

Who does?

They're rituals. Six feet apart, wear a mask. I don't know.

I think you're killing people. Go get your vaccine! Let me come over here and let me cough on you. Oh, bullshit. You know, Ron DeSantis and Ted Cruz have both been vaccinated. Bullshit.

The ICUs here are full. Yeah, but in the general scope of things of the entire population of everybody who's been tested, what does that weigh out to?

Yeah.

I'm not an anti-vaxxer. Just don't be putting some shit in my... Don't be putting some stuff in my body that isn't proven.

Right.

Absolutely.

Yes, I do.

Trump.

Yes, because we know it's coming to Pennsylvania.

Kills me. Biden gets in. Biden gets the credit for the vaccine. Oh, yeah, give me the vaccine.

I think Trump did what he could do.

It's everything. It's everything, because once it's gone out of control, you don't reel it in.

Tens of thousands of people have already died from the vaccine. When the flu vaccine came out, 75 people died, and they stopped it to rework it.

I get that stat from the... Oh, gosh. The V-P-E-A-R, the one that puts out the stats. Let me ask my daughter. Libby!

No, not the CDC. The BS. What's that people? What's that? The B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. What did you say?

That's why what?

Oh, my God, what side are you on? Are you nuts?

I'm not talking to you.

I am not for the vaccine. Are you out of your mind?

Getting ahead of the mandate.

Yes. We don't want the mandate to come to PA. We don't want to take the vaccine.

Why should I?

So many don't get it. It's 1937 and never again is now.

You shouldn't be able to force that stuff on people. It's step one. Then there'll be step two.

Who knows? I'm not a conspiracy theorist. We have step one with polio. They didn't really mandate that. The people were docile back in the industrious age. They were more willing to take these shots.

Polio has to be because we know what it's done. Don't we know what COVID's done?

Eating healthy, boosting your immunity system, and don't watch the news because it's just brainwashing you with fear. And the fear is lowering your frequency. I only eat fish and only certain kind of fish. Like, for example, I don't eat tuna. And I actually found that out when I was trying to feed tuna to my cat and she shook her head and walked off.

General from nature.

I don't think it's a vaccine. I think it's snapping the DNA in half.

12.

I think what's interesting, especially coming from Germany, I think history is repeating itself right now.

The vaccine mandates and everything. It's like it's turning into a police state.

Yes. Where's your papers? Where are your papers? It's very similar to the Hitler times.

It's not funny.

Sorry. I'm good. Bye.

But you know what it was? It was short and sweet.

My resolution for 2016 is to do everything I can to not just restore the American dream, but to expand it to reach more people.

This is one of the typical canisters that contains the fat and the fluid that's removed. You can remove four or five of these.

No, that's not. People think that's true, but it's not.

It's not going to make you handsome if you're not handsome to begin with. Do you think I'm handsome? You're not doing it for your face. You're doing it for your body image. Do you think I should do it for my face? No, no, absolutely not.

Would it be possible to get sedated during one of the consultations? No. No.

A woman who

Oh, some people are just posterior orifices. I don't understand that concept.

But I guess they have some issues. More therapy required.

Yes, I would agree with that.

They're probably going to call out each other on stuff.

So there's an application called the CBP One app, where you can go on as an illegal mic.

Boring! How are you doing?

You know, that stuff's classified.

It was just me naked.