Ira Glass

You know? What can I say? Like, if I had wanted it enough, I would have figured it out. And part of what you're trying to figure out is, like, would you have regrets if you had a kid? You should talk to somebody. who's had to make that trade-off about how they feel about that. Because I think that people do have really strong feelings about that.

You know? What can I say? Like, if I had wanted it enough, I would have figured it out. And part of what you're trying to figure out is, like, would you have regrets if you had a kid? You should talk to somebody. who's had to make that trade-off about how they feel about that. Because I think that people do have really strong feelings about that.

You know? What can I say? Like, if I had wanted it enough, I would have figured it out. And part of what you're trying to figure out is, like, would you have regrets if you had a kid? You should talk to somebody. who's had to make that trade-off about how they feel about that. Because I think that people do have really strong feelings about that.

I mean, it's funny because Mike Birbiglia has a joke in his show, The New One. And I only know this because I helped him on that show. He's my friend. And the whole show is about him trying to figure out, should he have a kid? In the first half of the show, he's basically giving all the reasons not to have a kid. And then they have the kid. But one of the things he talks about is sort of like...

I mean, it's funny because Mike Birbiglia has a joke in his show, The New One. And I only know this because I helped him on that show. He's my friend. And the whole show is about him trying to figure out, should he have a kid? In the first half of the show, he's basically giving all the reasons not to have a kid. And then they have the kid. But one of the things he talks about is sort of like...

I mean, it's funny because Mike Birbiglia has a joke in his show, The New One. And I only know this because I helped him on that show. He's my friend. And the whole show is about him trying to figure out, should he have a kid? In the first half of the show, he's basically giving all the reasons not to have a kid. And then they have the kid. But one of the things he talks about is sort of like...

Your work will be worse. And like he says, that's a problem. It's like your work will be worse. And he's like, and you can say it's not going to be, but it's going to be. That feels true to me.

Your work will be worse. And like he says, that's a problem. It's like your work will be worse. And he's like, and you can say it's not going to be, but it's going to be. That feels true to me.

Your work will be worse. And like he says, that's a problem. It's like your work will be worse. And he's like, and you can say it's not going to be, but it's going to be. That feels true to me.

and clothed and like protected from the cold well and loved and given your attention like like this like human being will want your attention specifically attention from you yes i think that reduces the amount of hours you can be like well that's true i don't know like i i think i'm not somebody to ask about this part of it you should ask somebody who knows better what did you make of what mike said

and clothed and like protected from the cold well and loved and given your attention like like this like human being will want your attention specifically attention from you yes i think that reduces the amount of hours you can be like well that's true i don't know like i i think i'm not somebody to ask about this part of it you should ask somebody who knows better what did you make of what mike said

and clothed and like protected from the cold well and loved and given your attention like like this like human being will want your attention specifically attention from you yes i think that reduces the amount of hours you can be like well that's true i don't know like i i think i'm not somebody to ask about this part of it you should ask somebody who knows better what did you make of what mike said

But if his joke... You and I both know people who have kids whose work is amazing.

But if his joke... You and I both know people who have kids whose work is amazing.

But if his joke... You and I both know people who have kids whose work is amazing.

Yeah. So, clearly, some people figure it out.

Yeah. So, clearly, some people figure it out.

Yeah. So, clearly, some people figure it out.

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