Ira Glass

Then he held his hands out before him, as if wondering at their hairless pallor.

It seems to have worked, he said, his voice cool and reasonable and fine.

Anyone could see he was still playing his endless game, but all the grown-ups, Mr. Buterbaugh in particular, looked very pleased with both of us.

Thank you very much, Paul, he said.

I'm not Paul, I said.

Everybody laughed but Timothy Stokes.

Michael Chabon, reading an excerpt from his short story, Werewolves and Their Youth.

You can find it in the collection of short stories with the same name.

Coming up, kids talking kid talk, adults not understanding, but you will...

As our special Kids Say the Darnedest Things edition of our program continues in a minute from Chicago Public Radio when our program continues.

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This is American Life.

I'm Ira Glass.

Each week on our program, of course, we choose some theme, bring you different kinds of stories on that theme.

Today's program, Kid Logic.

We wanted an hour filled with stories in which kids employ kid thinking, especially the kid thinking that is perfectly logical but completely wrongheaded.