Ira Glass

I was both terrified and hoping that would happen, so nice to see you triumph.

Do people actually ask, like, oh, Robert Smigel can triumph?

if you will, dump on me?

I mean, I look in the mirror every morning and I'm bored.

I wish Triumph was there.

Give it up for it.

I want to ask you about the new podcast, which is like an amazing idea, Humor Me.

Yes.

So, well, why don't you describe it?

I'm like, I'm obsessed with the idea of triumph the insult eulogy, doc.

Yeah.

Has anything ever happened in the episodes that you've done so far where you've said to somebody, this is going to be great, this is going to kill the eulogy, whatever it may be, and it's an utter disaster?

That never happens.

That's right.

Well, Robert Smigel, it is a joy to talk to you.

Likewise.

But we have asked you here to play a game that this time we're calling... Insult Dog Meet Service Dog.

So, your alter ego, Triumph, insults people for a living, so we thought we'd ask you about dogs and other animals that...

help people, service animals.

Answer two to three questions about these helpful creatures, invest, and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners, the voice of anyone they might like from our show, including Bill Curtis, if they like, on their voicemail.