Iron Patriot

I knew I had to stop mooching off you.

At first when you gave me that weed, I thought I'll just smoke it a couple days, but you showed me the way and now I'm a full-time stoner.

I have a friend that I'm buying purple haze from on a regular basis.

And the thoughts are coming quicker and quicker each day.

You know how when you dream at night, everything seems real, all the things are people, but then you wake up and realize it was all a dream?

Do you realize, Tony, you are dreaming that you're doing the show Kill Tony right now?

Does anybody want it?

I hope that didn't hurt anybody.

Because one time I got hit in the face.

In Dallas, I would throw the bananas out to the crowd.

They would all play with them.

And then sometimes they'd throw them and hit me.

That video on YouTube, you can see a banana hit me in the face.

Tony, is your face shaped like a banana or an egg roll?

You're junk.

I didn't think it was so wrong to do my own songs because I was doing covers of others, but it took me a while to get the courage to do my songs.

I was trying to do some dance moves for the crowd.

Yes, I appreciate it, Tony.

Yes.

I was looking at your art on your website today.