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This is fake, right? This is acting. He's wearing glasses. You need a mustache. We got Akbar in here.

That was the strangest part of the whole night because as the beginning of this show had no sound, as soon as you're supposed to hit the music, they played this one part and it was like, I think it's this part of Eminem, right? Where he's just like, it's the return of, just kidding. And I was like, wait, wait a second. That seems like a shot at Jimmy Butler.

That was the strangest part of the whole night because as the beginning of this show had no sound, as soon as you're supposed to hit the music, they played this one part and it was like, I think it's this part of Eminem, right? Where he's just like, it's the return of, just kidding. And I was like, wait, wait a second. That seems like a shot at Jimmy Butler.

But it was like the Vice jersey thing, right? So that was the beginning of that one. And then the music just didn't play. The video was playing, but no music. There was a popping sound.

But it was like the Vice jersey thing, right? So that was the beginning of that one. And then the music just didn't play. The video was playing, but no music. There was a popping sound.

It was a feeling of, oh, Jimmy Butler's gone and everything goes to shit.

It was a feeling of, oh, Jimmy Butler's gone and everything goes to shit.

Thank you.

Thank you.

They forget Tom Cruise is a pretty good actor.

They forget Tom Cruise is a pretty good actor.

I would watch a Where Are They Now from those animals. Probably all dead. But if there's one or two that are still around. That used to be the one food, like the annual food that comes around every year that I would just absolutely like love. And I was so excited. I didn't care what time of year it was. I just wanted those Cadbury eggs. They're so good.

I would watch a Where Are They Now from those animals. Probably all dead. But if there's one or two that are still around. That used to be the one food, like the annual food that comes around every year that I would just absolutely like love. And I was so excited. I didn't care what time of year it was. I just wanted those Cadbury eggs. They're so good.

Just, I got you every Easter, just coming through like... The crazy part about me being a fat kid is I was always, I was also a very skinny kid. Like, when I was like from, you know, 8, 9, 10, 11, I was like...

Just, I got you every Easter, just coming through like... The crazy part about me being a fat kid is I was always, I was also a very skinny kid. Like, when I was like from, you know, 8, 9, 10, 11, I was like...

a toothpick and then my parents sent me to the dominican republic for three weeks i went to this resort that had food at all hours of the day and i came back and my mom didn't recognize me and i was like you know what i'm gonna lean into this three weeks three weeks three weeks i gained so much weight and then i just kept going from there by the time i got to eighth grade i was you know plus 200 something and you know wow is that the betting odds on drafting sportsbook or yeah

a toothpick and then my parents sent me to the dominican republic for three weeks i went to this resort that had food at all hours of the day and i came back and my mom didn't recognize me and i was like you know what i'm gonna lean into this three weeks three weeks three weeks i gained so much weight and then i just kept going from there by the time i got to eighth grade i was you know plus 200 something and you know wow is that the betting odds on drafting sportsbook or yeah

No, that's actually how much I weighed. You did not weigh 200 pounds. Yeah, yeah. As an eighth grader? I'm going to go find a show. As an eighth grader?

No, that's actually how much I weighed. You did not weigh 200 pounds. Yeah, yeah. As an eighth grader? I'm going to go find a show. As an eighth grader?

I was about 5'9", 5'8". Oh, wow. Like, when I got measured for football in 10th grade, I was 5'9 and 3 quarters with no shoes. And the weight was? I don't remember. Jesus.