The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
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How should you order drinks with confidence?
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table. A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jagermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jagermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes. Regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold.
And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Sharperdance!
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
How do hosts introduce the Big Suey show?
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Lobitar Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Champagne going in, sewage coming out. On the screens over here, there was a commercial break.
That was so awkward. What was awkward?
Let's sit in it.
Let's put that in the club.
What was awkward?
Your dismount, like your own laugh, your own joke, the champagne joke.
Oh, you know what? I wasn't even laughing.
You're left on an island and you're like, no, I'm not going to be here by myself. My own laugh is going to follow me.
You know what's funny? You know who I'm most disappointed in? You. Yeah, I understand.
What are the highlights from the Don't Look Now segment?
Why?
Explain to the people why.
I understand. I wasn't there to support you.
Why did I want your support?
Because it's a line that I should know.
Exactly. What movie is it from? It's from the major motion picture, Cocktail. People forget. People forget that they did a Cinephile episode.
They forget Tom Cruise is a pretty good actor.
Wow. The TV screen here had a commercial going for the Cadbury Cream Eggs.
Oh, it's still doing that?
It's the same commercial, Roy, since 1994, where all the animals are auditioning to be the next bunny for Cadbury.
Yeah, the lion.
They haven't changed it. They just run it back every year. Wow. Like the M&M's commercial. Like the M&M's. They do exist. He does exist, and they both faint.
I would watch a Where Are They Now from those animals. Probably all dead. But if there's one or two that are still around. That used to be the one food, like the annual food that comes around every year that I would just absolutely like love. And I was so excited. I didn't care what time of year it was. I just wanted those Cadbury eggs. They're so good.
This is my favorite origin story. Izzy Gutierrez, former fat kid. It comes out in little glimpses, like, that Cadbury egg. Oh, there he is. So fat.
Just, I got you every Easter, just coming through like... The crazy part about me being a fat kid is I was always, I was also a very skinny kid. Like, when I was like from, you know, 8, 9, 10, 11, I was like...
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
How should you order drinks with confidence?
0:11–1:50
2
How do hosts introduce the Big Suey show?
1:50–3:05
3
What are the highlights from the Don't Look Now segment?
3:05–10:26
4
How does the show discuss Cade Cunningham's potential?
10:26–15:40
5
Why is the Pistons game being nationally televised?
15:40–20:41
6
What is the significance of the term 'Comeback Player of the Year'?
20:41–21:29
7
How does the show wrap up with a tennis discussion?
21:29–42:57
Speakers
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