Izzy

God damn. David, I got to go.

God damn. David, I got to go.

There's nothing wrong, by the way, as long as it's because you're drinking a lot and not because of other health issues. There's nothing wrong with going to the bathroom. It's a go problem, not a flow problem.

There's nothing wrong, by the way, as long as it's because you're drinking a lot and not because of other health issues. There's nothing wrong with going to the bathroom. It's a go problem, not a flow problem.

You were thinking whether he was like this. Yeah, gargoyle style.

You were thinking whether he was like this. Yeah, gargoyle style.

But, David, you realize it, right? You know that— It's a habit now. No, but I— It should not come as a shock to you, I guess is what I'm saying. You look like at the beginning of this conversation, you guys don't sit down.

But, David, you realize it, right? You know that— It's a habit now. No, but I— It should not come as a shock to you, I guess is what I'm saying. You look like at the beginning of this conversation, you guys don't sit down.

I'm talking about the act of urination for men that sitting down is the norm.

I'm talking about the act of urination for men that sitting down is the norm.

I got the best angle. I assume you're lying. What's him dunking with a bank shot? I'm really good. Are you Tim Duncan? What's happening here? I'll give you one better, Jeremy. That's true. Earlier, Izzy said, sometimes I don't want to make sound. This typically doesn't happen when I'm at home, but sometimes when I'm at someone's house,

I got the best angle. I assume you're lying. What's him dunking with a bank shot? I'm really good. Are you Tim Duncan? What's happening here? I'll give you one better, Jeremy. That's true. Earlier, Izzy said, sometimes I don't want to make sound. This typically doesn't happen when I'm at home, but sometimes when I'm at someone's house,

I do want to do the silent P so I can aim it at the exact angle where it won't make much of a sound, but also it reduces splash because it reduces. It does not eliminate. Yes, it's true. That's true. There is a little bit of trickle, but a lot of it gets caught up under the rim, which is the whole point of the aim.

I do want to do the silent P so I can aim it at the exact angle where it won't make much of a sound, but also it reduces splash because it reduces. It does not eliminate. Yes, it's true. That's true. There is a little bit of trickle, but a lot of it gets caught up under the rim, which is the whole point of the aim.

You just got to lean into it.

You just got to lean into it.

The thing that I do that I realized very early on that I'm the only person who does this. I abhor walking into a shower barefoot. I always have slides.

The thing that I do that I realized very early on that I'm the only person who does this. I abhor walking into a shower barefoot. I always have slides.

Even at my own house. Wait, in the shower? In your own home? In my own.

Even at my own house. Wait, in the shower? In your own home? In my own.