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I think he might be onto something, though, because I think people are going to pull a Jokic by just doing something amazing and looking absolutely bored about it. It's no big deal. I do this all the time.

I think he might be onto something, though, because I think people are going to pull a Jokic by just doing something amazing and looking absolutely bored about it. It's no big deal. I do this all the time.

Don't tell me you're one of those guys that say Jordan would average 45 in today's game.

Don't tell me you're one of those guys that say Jordan would average 45 in today's game.

12 rebounds and 12 assists?

12 rebounds and 12 assists?

I'll take it a step further. That's a relationship. Like, you're in trouble. Like, that happens to me all the time. Anthony's on the phone with somebody trying to make plans. And he's asking me on speakerphone. Knows damn well I don't want to go to this place. But he's putting extra pressure. Do not ask me questions in public.

I'll take it a step further. That's a relationship. Like, you're in trouble. Like, that happens to me all the time. Anthony's on the phone with somebody trying to make plans. And he's asking me on speakerphone. Knows damn well I don't want to go to this place. But he's putting extra pressure. Do not ask me questions in public.

I can't get over the fact that he invoked your mom's name. Well, not name, but your mother. How is his mother supposed to help him with traffic?

I can't get over the fact that he invoked your mom's name. Well, not name, but your mother. How is his mother supposed to help him with traffic?

Times have changed, man. People aren't afraid of authority anymore. When I was a kid, I'll just say it. My dad used to whoop my ass, like belt at whatever tool he had used to whoop my ass. And even in third grade, There was this teacher, I don't know if she's with us anymore, probably not, Miss Harrison, thank you for everything.

Times have changed, man. People aren't afraid of authority anymore. When I was a kid, I'll just say it. My dad used to whoop my ass, like belt at whatever tool he had used to whoop my ass. And even in third grade, There was this teacher, I don't know if she's with us anymore, probably not, Miss Harrison, thank you for everything.

She would make kids who got in trouble stand in the middle of the room holding a book in each hand until their shoulders were on fire, crying, and then if that didn't work, she would just take you to the restroom, drop your pants, give you a smack on the ass.

She would make kids who got in trouble stand in the middle of the room holding a book in each hand until their shoulders were on fire, crying, and then if that didn't work, she would just take you to the restroom, drop your pants, give you a smack on the ass.

He's got to take clothes off for that, right? You don't want him sweating in his clothes.

He's got to take clothes off for that, right? You don't want him sweating in his clothes.

Last time I was there, I was in Europe. Everybody was nude. It's a thing. Okay, I don't do saunas.

Last time I was there, I was in Europe. Everybody was nude. It's a thing. Okay, I don't do saunas.

Do you wear the nipple covers on there?

Do you wear the nipple covers on there?