J.D. Skeets

Gustav Wynn is the fictional author of The Blowing Sports, an illustrated history of bellows ball, blow ball, and blow pong.

Visit blowsports.com.

What the hell is coming out of my goddamn mouth right now?

Hundreds of years, millions of balls, billions of blows.

So much scoring, but not a single coffee table book bringing all those climactic moments to the fans salivating for them.

Until now.

The Blowing Sports provides hours of entertainment for the living room, the waiting room, or the bathroom.

It's a gift to tickle dad's fancy for Father's Day, too.

So go to blowsports.com.

This is a real website.

You can go to it right now.

Or search The Blowing Sports on Amazon for a hard cover or paperback to get your mind blown.

Are you more of a fan of Bellows Ball, Blow Ball, or Blow Pong?

Tash, that's a question for you.

This is just... Go to blowsports.com and just have your mind blown.

It's perfect.

This is one for the ages here, but thank you, Gustav.

And you think that URL was...

That's a great point.

Way to snatch that up.