J.D. Vance

The biggest tax cut for people making under $100,000 that we have ever seen in tax legislation in this country.

I want to talk about Sly and all of his great accomplishments and why we're gathered here to celebrate him.

But I want to first say, you know, people often ask me what it's like to be the Vice President of the United States.

And a lot of it is exactly what you would expect it to look like if you watched on TV or just paid attention to the media.

But sometimes you get these behind-the-scenes moments that I will never, ever forget for the rest of my life.

So, for example...

Today, I'm in the Oval Office with the President of the United States and our great Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, and we're talking about something really, really important.

And the President kind of holds up his hand and says, no, no, no, hold on a second.

There's something much more important.

Shoes.

And he peers over the Resolute desk and he says, Marco, J.D., you guys have shitty shoes.

We got to get you better shoes.

So he goes out and grabs a catalog.

There happens to be another politician in the room.

I won't say who.

You'll find out why in a second.

And he actually runs us through this incredible shoe catalog.

And by the way, honey, the president is gifting us with four pairs of shoes.

And I think four pairs for Marco.

And he's actually asking our size in the middle of this conversation.