Jaack
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Podcast Appearances
I was... Can I just put on record, by the way, I've never touched wood, apart from the girl who went straight in the back of me, which we've established on this podcast, it's not my fault.
All insurance payout, by the way.
I have never crashed into anyone... You crashed into the back of a guy at a roundabout.
...in this Tesla.
I've had the Tesla two years almost.
But I have dinged it multiple times, five times, when parking.
Because people keep on the Reddit, I don't like when they go, oh, he's so unsafe.
No, I'm not.
I'm not unsafe.
I'm in my car all the time, by the way.
So you only hear about the odd occasion.
How many miles have you done in your Tesla?
Fucking loads, mate.
About 40,000.
That is a lot.
I'm in it all the time, right?
All the time.
And five scrapes I've had, or probably about three scrapes, have all been parking.
And the other day I stopped at a garage.
I wanted to get some water before football and a nice, cold, refreshing can of Monster Energy.