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Jaack

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JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

And I didn't realise that the wall in front of me that I was going into was on a slight angle.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

What do you mean?

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

So I'm driving into a space, there's a wall there, but it's on a slight angle.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

So it's like, well, you know what a fucking angle is, mate.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Yeah, but how can that affect your car?

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Are you saying it's tilting forwards at you so it's closer than you realise?

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

No, no, no.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

So imagine there's just lines on the floor where the parking space is, and then there's a wall at the front, probably with a tap on or something where you can do your fucking, put water in your car or whatever people do.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

What?

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Right.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

So.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

This is the wall.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

This is the wall.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Ah, it's on my knee.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

That's why we crashed his car.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

It's on my car knee.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

I'm driving into the space to stop here just before the wall.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Okay.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

But the wall is angled like that.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Okay.