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Jaack

👤 Speaker
1392 total appearances

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JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Where the space is like that.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

So it's not...

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

No.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

I'm driving head on towards the wall, but the wall's at an angle.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

I can, but the car will go beep, beep, beep, beep when I get too close to the wall.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

So I was just driving forwards and I was going really slow and I was like, why is the car not telling me to stop?

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Yeah, you've got eyes.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Because I was like, it will tell me when to stop.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

I've got a bit more room and then it went bang.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

You can't rely on the beeps.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Well, I did rely on the beeps.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

You've got a massive window in front of you.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

That's fucking Musk.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

That's Musk's fault.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

And I was eating car meat at the time.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

Is it bad?

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

All scraped down the side.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

No, he's a cleaner.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

He's not a fucking magician, mate.

JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)

I could go to the body shop in Norwich and they'd do it, but last time I had to drive his spaceship for two weeks.