Jaackmate (Jack)

They fucking shoot me in the back.

I'm like, fuck, I mean, I was going to do that.

So fair enough.

You can't get too angry.

I've said, and I regret this deeply and I understand how inappropriate this is.

I caught myself saying this and the screen went blank because I just died and I saw my own reflection after I said these words.

But in speaking to this guy for 20 minutes, I helped him take down a fucking bastion.

I let him leave with all the fucking bastion cells.

We extracted her together.

He shoots me in the back of the head and I said, hey, father to father, I hope your kid dies.

And then the screen went black and I saw my reflection and I was like, I should probably not play this game for a couple of days.

I think I'll just report myself.

You play Fortnite.

It's on PlayStation, it's Xbox, it's on everything.

He's solving it well, hasn't he?

Download it, give yourself fucking three.

And also, you'll end up in friendly lobbies at the start.

Most people in this game are fucking good.

And if you're friendly most of the time, it'll put you into fucking friendlier lobbies.

But there's only one way to get into PvP lobbies, and that's to start fucking killing guys.