Jaackmate (Jack)

So sometimes you're with your friends and you're like, we're going to go in with like big fucking, I'm going to spend like a hundred thousand.

I'm going to pimp out my fucking, I'm going to, and then you get fucked up instantly.

And they're gone forever then, are they?

Gone forever.

And it's, it's gambling.

It's like this, the man, the feeling of, the feeling of extracting,

with like heaps of stuff like when you're with two of your boys you're playing fucking trios and like you've ratted another you stabbed a group in the back you took all of their fucking gear you took down something big you've got a bunch of blueprints you've got a bunch of stuff that you fucking and you get to extract and you get out fucking man it's like leaving the casino a millionaire what's it like on the other end of it though when you're leaving and you've lost everything

Oh, and yeah, man, look, I've said, if you think what I say to strangers online is horrific, it doesn't compare what I tell my friends who've let me down mid-game.

One of my friends, he isn't even overweight, but we just make fun of him for being overweight.

he's not at all it's just you know we just want to be toxic to him I told him that I was going to slit his throat and drink the chocolate milkshake out of his esophagus because he caused us to lose a game well that is one of the best answers we've ever had at Hall of Fame now Dan

Are you a good liar?

I don't think so.

I think for a while I thought I was better than I was, but my wife tells me that, like,

I don't, I have such resting bitch face.

And she's like, if you hate someone, you don't even have to tell me.

Like, I'll know from the way you look at them.

So maybe I'm not as good at lying as I thought I was.

You're like, I've got a mother.

Oh, yeah.

I helped set up the Floyd Mayweather-Conor McGregor fight.