Jaackmate (Jack)

Wow, it was that long ago?

Bear in mind, though, there's something going back to context to this either truth or lie.

Back in my 20s, I was doing fucking heaps of cocaine, so I've learned to make up lies.

You have no idea how many asses I've made.

Would I just talk shit out of my ass?

I think if I was to approach either McGregor or Mayweather with lawyers, I'd be like, I believe I'm entitled to a cut.

I think they would successfully sue me.

And then also probably beat me up, rightfully.

So he kind of sent you a voice note, did he?

He sent me a voice note, which obviously now, you know, I have to fucking delete that.

Okay.

I've performed on the pyramid stage at Glastonbury with the band Biffy Clarno.

So back in my drug-taking years, so Jesus, anywhere between 2013 and 2017.

Okay, and when we say performed... I mean, I was on stage with them.

I'm like, I mean, you know, miming.

At no point did they hand me the microphone to sing along with the talk.

And also, I think when I walked out and there was such a little reaction, I think they were more happy to have me in the background.

And we've laughed about that since because one of them is a big fan and was like, do you want to come on there?

Because I was at Glassman performing, so they've got comedy parts there.

No, I'd only been... Well, I'd been speaking to them on Twitter back in the day and X and stuff because I think they'd seen me, I don't know, on some fucking Scottish thing.