Jaackmate (Jack)

That's a joke I have.

I make fun of Matt Rife on stage in a friendly way.

and you know and it's a joke that only works in Scotland because people in England it's a joke I love doing in Scotland because it's the only place that it works because England and Ireland have obviously never fucking heard of Fife yeah I like that we're going Matt Fife's very good so you're just like thank you thank you it does deserve a lot more credit than it often gets

Dan, I thought you were good at that.

I thought you were good.

I should have.

The problem was, when you were telling me a bunch of really cool, true things about you, I was like, I know fucking heaps of cool, true things about you.

And then you used to give me a chance to tell these stories.

I should have gone with the Sean Locke tactic of just less is more.

It's so hard to, you know, when the person who does all of the hard stuff, it's hard for you to be like, it's really difficult.

I'm like, I don't know if I want to do it or not.

Me saying to my wife, I don't know if I want to go through you being pregnant again or you giving birth again.

And her being like, well, I do it, Kyle.

And so your opinion is, it's valid.

You're allowed an opinion in this conversation.

But from that particular angle, your stock share is very low.

You're not getting the decided vote.

But also, how many kids do you have?

I've never met anyone who went from the second to the third to the fourth that regrets it.

That's brutal.