Jack Crivici-Kramer

Sprinkles cupcakes?

Both of them now shut down.

The more bullish story is that the bagel could end up like coffee.

What used to be a regional treat, that's now a national ritual.

You know, back in the 70s, Starbucks was just a small startup in Seattle in a young regional coffee scene.

Tiger Global thinks that's where bagel is in their maturity phase right now.

And so Wall Street and Silicon Valley investors are betting that the bagel ain't a fad, it's a habit that's here to stay.

And that most of the country,

just hasn't tried a good one yet.

Which is no one.

Because when America ignites around a single emotion, it's today and it's resentment.

But our revenue service doesn't just pay the bills.

It's actually the most profitable agency in America.

Besties, tax day 2026.

The average tax refund this year, it's actually up 350 bucks from last year.

That's thanks to the One Beautiful Bill Act.

But we should point out all those nice tax refunds are being financed with debt.

Basically, getting tossed on our national credit card.

Your refund is on America's Amex.

But besties, before you go and spend that 350 bucks on a bottle service in Miami, we should tell you that that it's kind of ironic.