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Help us, R2.
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You're our only hope.
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I wonder, is it supposed to sound like R2-D2?
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Well, it better save the company, Jack.
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Because yetis, as Jack and I learned from watching Forrest Gump multiple times, life is all about timing.
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Very Oscars weekend appropriate of you to go from Star Wars to Forrest Gump in like 10 seconds.
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It all comes full circle, Jack.
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But timing is really what business all comes down to.
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And the timing of this launch is bad.
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Oh, yes it is for Rivian.
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We're in the middle of a nationwide affordability crunch, and for the first time in a long time, there is no tax incentive to buy an electric car.
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Yeah, the vibes ain't vibing on demand for this kind of stuff.
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You see, for 13 years, Tesla benefited from government incentives, a $7,500 credit per electric car sold.
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But after the big, beautiful bill passed last year, this is the first big electric car to launch without that government incentive.
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Oh, plus, Jack, in this economy, kale-collared workers like Dinks are cutting back on trips to Cabo.
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They're probably not going to splurge on a new car.
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And if they do, maybe not a $58,000 one.
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Now, maybe spiking oil prices from the war in Iran will boost appeal for an electric vehicle.
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But here's the kicker, Nick.
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Rivian is in the middle of construction of a big new factory in Georgia that will 10x the production of Rivian.