Jack May
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
He made you eat that.
Then you have to get dressed for the day.
So you put on your lovely crisp linen white cloak with a big pointy white hat slash hood.
And then you go to your mum's for a barbecue.
Byron's there.
Mac a shag, sir.
Byron probably did as well.
I'm inferring that at the same time.
Robbie, you are in the corner enjoying a burger.
You go over and you hand Stevie a gift.
Inside the box is a black box that you fit in your car and any time you go even slightly over the speed limit, a dog shits on your drive.
For some reason, you're hanging around all day with Matty Healy, Ian Watkins and Ian Huntley.
For some reason, you picked those people.
You picked them, mate.
You picked them.
Yep, thanks, Robbie.
And then you get a bit hungry after all the bants with the lads throughout the day, so you start to snuffle a KFC out of my arsehole.
Twice in one day.
Now, this is funny, because in this one that you've chosen, you're just you.